ON A ROLL HUH? and yes, another request from Polinia! virtual dating prompt
I listened to this ( watch?v=CAL4WMpBNs0) and was on a kick from watching the gamegrump playthrough which is here ( playlist?list=PLRQGRBgN_EnrpB12zm-Dydj_bgS1JEprm)
I just, this one got out of control XD
And I really like the idea of Zonic becoming his parole officer and just being a mom about it

He couldn't believe he even agreed to do this…

Sonic sighed as he tapped his foot on the ground, anxiously looking around for his supposed 'date'.

Not too long ago, he begrudgingly sat down in front of a computer because he just had to say to Amy that he already 'had somebody he met online' as a reason of denying her usual requests.

He knew he shouldn't have, but it was the only thing he could think of at the time to make her stop.

That and, a small part of him hoped she'd leave him alone after that. And she did!

Sort of.

The next day, she asked him the name of his 'pal'. Which is what lead him to register on a site later that night in a panic.

Sure enough, he met someone alright. He thought he'd initially just use the site just to show Amy that he was already committed and she'd hopefully leave him alone for once.

But as time passed, he found himself liking the odd humor from the other on the site.

He outright said he never used a site before, much to his relief was a shared one.

Apparently the other was using the site to get his ex girlfriend off his back.

He didn't expect to form a connection with this person, not one bit. It was awkward and stiff at first but...It became easier over time...Surprisingly.

Which is where he stands now.

He agreed to go out on an actual date with this person. A person he only knew from the web. It was fine to be nervous!

For all he knew it could be a robot out to kill him or some creep.

But, he still found himself giddy at the idea.

Still, he worried that it would be a 'stand still'.

Who's to say mystery boy would show up?

That's when his spines stiffened at a familiar high pitched voice. "Sonic!"

The cerulean teen winced, fear settling in his stomach at the thought that maybe 'mystery boy' was actually…

"Hey Amy.." he sighed, grunting as he felt the force slam into his side.

He didn't have much time to gather himself when she started to hug. "What are you doing on Starlight road?! This is a couples meet up!"

The pink hedgehog batted her eyes, forest greens sparkling up at her hero.

"Um.."

"We're you looking for me?" She asked, a light pink resting in her cheeks.

"I was waiting for my...boyfriend," Sonic coughed softly as he wormed his way out of her arms.

"Oh. You mean the internet man," Amy stated, sniffing and settling her hands on her hips.

"Yep. My...boyfriend," Sonic flashed his usual smile, expertly hiding the anxiety.

He only slightly sweated from the hard glance his way.

"Well, I can't leave you by yourself!"

"Huh?"

"Waiting, I mean! Starlight road is so busy! What kind of friend would I be if I left you here without company?" She smiled.

"Oh- oh no, Amy that's alright-"

"I insist! It's the least I can do! And I can help you look for him!"

The cerulean hero sighed, realizing there was no way out of this.

"Ok Amy...Thanks," he said, giving a weak half smile to the girl.

Sonic could only looked down as his muzzle burned red while the hedgehog girl looked around eagerly for the one who stole 'her man'.

Where was he?!

He said he'd be here by now and it was already five minutes passed that! Sure he got there...early...But that's not his fault! He's the fastest thing alive for pete's sake, he couldn't go slow!

Slowly, the second hand on the clock in the square clicked past each peg tauntingly.

"Speedster93?" A voice with a slight rasp asked behind him.

Oh..oh no...He knew that voice….

He turned, emeralds wincing at the hammer drawn and stuck in place from the hand that stopped it from hitting its intended target.

Amy grunted as she tried to push against the strength.

Standing there, smirking lazy; flame jacket and all; was his anti.

Scourge.

He didn't want to ask...But he knew he had to….

"...Rockstar87?" He asked, hating how his voice caught on his pitch.

The rogue laughed, flashing a grin that was all teeth. Very...very sharp teeth at that.

"What are you doing out of jail you jerk?!," Amy grunted, triping back a bit when the taller teen pushed her hammer away from his face.

"I'm out for good behavior~," he grinned, wiggling his brows at the expense of the huffing girl.

Now that he could get a good look at him...Sonic noticed a few different things about his counterpart.

His jacket was slightly more worn...A small scar seemed to slash down on his mouth...Heck, even his peach fur on his chest seemed a bit more wild than last he saw him.

His green quills seemed less….stiff than before too. More relaxed even..

"Now then...Seems we're in a hard place blue," The rogue smirked slightly as he pocketed his hand back inside his jacket.

Emeralds twitched when he noticed that beneath the fingerless black gloves, obvious bandages were wrapped around his hand.

"Seems we are…" Sonic coughed, flinching slight at how quick Amy turned to him. "I can't believe you!" She huffed.

"I- what?"

"You left me for him?!" The pink hedgehog pointed to the green teen, who looked onward with little interest of the outburst.

"I- Amy, we were never a thing!" Sonic sighed, starting to feel an ache in his head.

Nothing could be easy for him, could it?

"So, how long have you been with- with- HIM!?" She pointed again to the hedgehog in question, who started to look a bit curious.

"I- few months…," Sonic coughed, looking away as his muzzle burned.

He couldn't look at either to them….He just couldn't.

"I can't believe you!"

"Oh believe it sweetheart," The green hedgehog finally spoke up, catching the two by surprise.

Sonic was startled when he walked over and looped an arm around his waist, making the hero lean into his slightly scarred side.

Did...did he get stabbed while he was in lock up?

"No one can resist a bad boy," he shrugged," Gotta at least try it once...And who better to try it than with me?," Scourge smirked, his arm pushing the hero away from the manic girl almost...carefully.

"Now, if ya don't mind, I gotta make up from being in the slammer."

Sonic couldn't believe what he was hearing as he somehow managed to walk away from Amy without having a hammer hurled at him.

All he heard from the girl was an angry huff and the stomping of her feet as she walked away.

What seemed like forever passed before emeralds slowly peered over to his 'date'. The blues were trained ahead, red shades on his forehead for a moment before he reached up to put them somewhere in his jacket.

"...You're late." Sonic finally managed out, his breath catching in his throat when those icy blues flicked over his way.

"Yeah, well, had to call my parole officer to let him know about my date….Swear to chaos, he's such a mom…," the blues rolled slightly at the thought of the familiar blue hedgehog that took charge of his parole.

"Uh-"

"It's cool blue, I know why ya did what ya did." Scourge grunted as he moved his arm away finally.

Oddly enough, much to the hero's dismay.

"Oh? What do you-"

"Blue, come on. I've been around. I know how this dating shit works," Green grunted as he put his free arm back in his pockets.

"I got a Rose to, remember?"

Sonic looked away, feeling slightly embarrassed.

"Gotta say though, didn't think you had it in ya blue." The green rogue smirked," That's sneaky man."

"I-I didn't mean to-"

"Pff, I know blue. You're like a newborn lamb when it comes to this stuff."

"How do-"

"Blue, I'm basically you from another world, and I rock this like nobody's business." Green laughed, his teeth flashing in the multicolored lights of the square.

Sonic felt only slightly concerned when he thought how nice that laugh weirdly was.

"Psh, I'm not THAT bad," the cerulean hero crossed his arms behind his head, flashing a small grin.

"Oh yeah?" Green challenged with a grin of his own.

"Yeah. And I'll prove it too."

"Will you know? Even learning that the 'smooth flirt of the web' is me?"

Sonic flustered," I didn't say that and you know it!"

"You totally did, and it's saved to my phone~," green winked.

"Didn't, and should I be concerned that you did that?"

"It's for the officer so he doesn't think I'm building an empire or something," Scourge shrugged," The us from the No Zone is such a hard ass I swear...Needs a date of his own….Though I'm pretty sure he's with the stripes of that hellscape so…"

That made Sonic snicker softly.

"Well, alright then. Point taken. Wanna get a chilli dog to start things off?"

"Ew chilli dogs?" Scourge quipped, earning a startled gasp from his counterpart.

The ex king laughed," Kidding blue, it's blasphemy to say such a thing, but I couldn't resist~," he chuckled," Betcha I can eat one with the works faster than you."

"Ha! Only if you somehow manage to get there before me!," Sonic smirked, loving that challenging grin.

"You're on."