The male members of Organization XIII (excluding Xemnas, who couldn't care less either way) came together to discuss their newest and most troublesome member. Number XII, Larxene, the Savage Nymph.

"Larxene is becoming a problem now. One day, she's going to kill us all in her sleep," Xigbar stated.

"Perhaps she feels inferior to us, being the newest member," Zexion pondered.

"What should we do about it?" Saix asked.

"She broke my arm when I took the last cookie," Demyx complained.

"She gave me a concussion last month," Luxord added.

Xigbar came up with an idea, but he needed the others to agree with him. The men seemed to already be on his side, but he decided to sing to make sure that they would all agree.

Xigbar: What can you expect? That filthy little heathen
Here's what you get when genders are diverse
Her lips are hellish red
She will make us all dead
She's vermin, as I said, and worse

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph

Xigbar: Never has been human

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph

Xigbar: Rotten to the Core
She's not like you and me
She's even worse than evil
Now we must make this a war

The other Nobodies seemed to agree as they continued the song.

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph
Dirty shrieking devil
Now we must make this a war

Zexion walked forward and faced the rest of the Organization.

Zexion: This is what we feared
That pale face is a demon
The only thing she's felt at all was greed

Luxord: Beneath that fearless stride
There's emptiness inside

Axel and Saix: I wonder if she'll even bleed?

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph
Never had been human
Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph

Zexion: Killer at the core

Luxord: She's different from us
She truly can't be trusted

Zexion: Now we must make this a war

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph

Axel and Saix: We must deal with this girl

Organization XIII: This will really be a war
Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph

Xaldin: We can take her on, men

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph

Xigbar: Now it's up to you, men

Organization XIII: The Savage Nymph
Savage Nymph
Never has been human
Now we must make this a war

Larxene stepped into the room. "So, I've heard you've been talking about me." Her lips turned upward into a smirk.

The male members of Organization XIII present summoned their weapons.

"Thunder!" Larxene shouted. Lightning bolts shot her opponents, and one by one, the members of the Organization snapped out of their daze and tried to attack her, though all failed. She took them all out with her speed and razor-sharp knives. "Later, freaks." She left when everyone was on the floor, just alive enough that they would survive, though barely.

"Let's not do that again," Demyx groaned.

This one was so much fun. This was probably one of my favorites.

Thank you, my wonderful partner, NatNicole, for your review.

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