Chapter 3: Slytherin House

Authroes Notes: I made a pol for to decide for what house mah character Simon Nevile King was in. But nonone voted which is a shamed and I cold not contune until tis is resloved. But than I had idea and this was when I found an AI to make the desioned for me. So I did and it put Simon Nevile King in Slytherin which I guse makes snese espcaily because there are mermaid in the lake nearby and Simon King would very much like to see some Mermaids. BTW I will now be calling Simon Neville King Simon King or Simon N. King as it is easyer to write and it also sounds like Stepthen King which soots Slytherin household.

So Simon King sat under the sorting hat and it was reding his mind and cmae to a conculsion. Yes, you deepest desire is to have harem of women and you have a lustful mind and you want money and wealth to use to help pepole. Slytherin defently Slytherin.

The Slytherin house cheered as this mysterous new Wizard dude is going to their house and that is a good thing. Though the hero of the Griffndoor house Peter Perfect the Perfect student is not pleased and very unhappy about this. "I thought the legendary weilder of ancheint magic and later joiner would be a member of us great Gythindoors who reprisent honour and rightcounses but instead he is one of those foul evil devilish Slytherins. I feel he wil be my number one rival and enermy now" Peter Perfect thinked to himself.

OF cousrse Simon King had no idea that Peter Perfect was thinking these thinks and didnt evan know who Peter Perfect evant is but instad was talking to. So Profsor Weasly changed Simon King's robes to Slytherin robes and that got moar cheers. Than the headmaster Black said that due to an injury last spring Quditch has been canceld which got a lot of groans and boos of dispoaintment. Simon King himself was thinking "damn these wizards are soft. Canceling over one injury imagine if my muggle school had canceld football of rugby over one small injury. I thought these wizards were going to made of sterner stuff."

The headmaster said that he whould no ban flying altoghter but his tempted and he implied that the studnets should levae back to their common rooms. Profsoer Weasly was impresed at Simon Kings entery and was going to say moar when Headmaster Black instructed her to lead Simon King to his domatry. They talked about Simon King's chalanges as a fith year and over stuff. Profesor Weaslty gave Simon King the password forthe Slytherin domontroy and common room witch is "asperation" and Simon King thinked "that is a weak weak password. shouldn't it be a combernation of letters and characters and numbers. or smothing in ancheint Greek or Babylonain or Mycenian. That would be hard to gusess unless there are any members of the Myceanian Empire around here which I dobut but at the same time would not be surpised if there was".

Anyway Profesor Weasly told Simon King that she whould wake him for his furst class in the morning and wished him good night. Simon King thanked her and entarded the common room.

Simon King took the moment to meat somone of his fellow Slytherins in the common room before bed time and there he met some of the girls in his class who he mite stand a chance with such as Serafina Stone the posh uperclass Slytherin girl, Amalda the Goffick Slytherin girl and Abigail Cord the American Southern Belle exchange student Slytherin girl.

They were playing a game of wizard cards and making various coments "I hope we dont have any scummy mudbloods in this year. Disgusting creatures" Serafina Stone sneered, "I hope we wont get more preps they don't undestand my goffic lifestlye. Though wonder if I will get to torch some more churches so I can torch to fight for my pagan anstosers and the gods" Amalda goffiked and Abigail Cord injected "golly gee willikers. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. Yee haw!".

Simon King decided to walk over to this table "my I join you ladys?" and they let him join their game. "Oh your the new student the one that got escorted by the minstery themeselves you must be important. But let me tell your not as imporant as me" Serafina Stone bosted, "you can't tuley understand being a Slytherin until youve proven that you respect Odin or at least shown you understand vampires" Amalda comented and Abigail Cord "well golly gosh I heard you were almost eated my a dragon mai that must have been terribly frightful. I'm not sure that I could take that stright consider my condtion it almost makes me come over mighty faint just thinking of it"

So Simon dedcied to asked some question "so how did you ladys get sorted into Slytherin anyways" and Serafina responed first "you really need to ask? Ha! I am a pure blood where else would I be? and my family has been Slytherins since the founding of the house. Plus Daddy promised that if they whould not put me here he would withdraw his donations to the school and they wouldnt want that to happen".

Than Amalda sayed "Odin gave me a visan in my dream that led me here and fortole that I would do many great things. For msyelf and that as a true goff I would not be sent to any of those prep houses god forbin that".

Than Abigail Cord spoke "well golly gee! I dont' I was just sent here as part of one of those exchange programs and they got me to put that funny hat on. Oh gosh I was only 11 year old and this hat said stratight away without even blinking Slytherin! I am sure glad that they didnt put me in Gryffindor they are such a bore. As for this here school well you brits sore are quaint my Papa's ranch in Texas is hundred times bigger than this school and thats gods truth. Hes' a wizard cowboy you know rouinds up those cattle with his spells and he has many magical creatures and over a million house elves and real big mansion. Not like my evil uncle Nasty Nick."

So he asked some follow up quesitons "what so good about pure bloods and so bad about mud bloods?" he asked Sarafina Stone and she scuffed "well duh! It obvlious isn't it? We prue bloods are from pure blood familys and thuse are pure wizard or witch with no hint of muggle in us. Whereas mud bloods have muggle dna in them so are not pure wizard or witch. Our founder Salazar Slytherin didnt want them in this house but the school went soft and let them in. Don't tell me your a muddie" and Simon said "now my partents were both magic users but theyre are dead" and Sarafina said "yeah rip"

Than Simon King asked Amalda "isn't Odin the god of wizadom he sounds moar sutied to Ravenclaw thatn Slytherin" and Amalda raeplied "no the Ravenclaws might have knowlage but theyt are just stuipid nerds who don't realy understand the warrior sprit and cunning ways of our holy father Odin. Their no bettar than Preps they wouldnt be able to sack Rome or take part in viking raids like my goffic ansestors did".

Than Simon asked Abigail "Who was Nasty Nick and why was he so nasty? if you don't mind me asking" and Abigail Cord sayed "Well sure I dont mind one bit. He was one of those dark wizards but he was always real sweet to me. But gee they say that Nasty Nick was a real bad wizard man and cattle rustler and head of the Rattle Snake Gang. He used to roll with Bad Bart and his gang the hole in the head gang as well. Sure as eggs are eggs he could put one of the bad curses on a fella if just look at him tha wrong way. Mighty powrful he was none would stand up to him until the law man got him."

So Simon King asked "seeing as this is my furst year here could you ladys tell me anythign about the school that might be of any help" and they did. Sarafina Stone sayed "the Gyfindoors have taken the house cup and the quidistsch cup for the past four years all thanks to Peter Perfect. We can't take them on the quditsch cup but if we can take the house cup we might just take them down a peg. As for the school there are many hidden passages here that you have to explore and many scretes as well"

Amalda aded "this school has a great deal of history you should invasitgate and learn as much as you can. Also if you can sign our pendtion to get quditch going this year that would be realy good. I think Black is worried that Grythefindoor will beat us again but I think that if you are as good as they say we might be able to win and beat those preps"

Than Abigail said "always relay on the kindness of strangers like I do, the teachers will be sure to helpe out a new student and give good advice. They did that for little old me and that got me going places. Though I was frighfully surpised they didnt have any homecoming dance in this palce you brits sure dont know how to run a respectable school. I also found you can easiely get lost here and oh my I do mean that they make this palce so frightfully confusing."

Than Simon King asked "now one last question could you ladys tell me your bra sizes?" but he didnt get an answeer this time only three slaps around the face from each of them. Then as they were leaving Sarafina sayed to Simon King "if your that desprate why don't you look out for the mermaids in the lake you might just see one if your lucky" and Simon was pleased to here this "oh yes Im coming dears" and he ran over to the lookout ans spend most of the night fruilless looking for mermaids until Sebastian Sallow ran into him and told him that he won't see any and convicned him to give up the search.

Though that knite Simon King had many wonderful dreams about hot mermaid babes and sexy mermaids. We go into to much detail because that would be to lude and but he desired greatly the mermaid beauties and even moar now that he didnt get to see them through the glas.

Than the next day he found he had overlsept because everyone else in the domrtry had leafed but there was one girl there and she is holding a slede hammer and looks anrgy. Than he realsied that this is Rose Greenall "Rose your a witch?" he said asked "of course! Where do you think I went for most of the years" and Simon King said "I just thought you went to some posh girl's bording school" and she said "no stupid that's Hogwarts I was going to and was so happy that you would be joing Hogwarts as well. But I thought you were going to be in Grifindoor like me but now I hear your in Slytherin! Not only that but you were flirting with some Slytherin tarts! How could you do this?! Maybe you're not the man I thought you were" she screamed as she chaised him with her sledge hammer.

"How did you even get in here? This is Slytherin only" and Rose yeleld "Oh so I'm not good enough for you now beause I'm not a Slytherin?! You liar! You said we going to be together" and Simon now hiding under the bed said "but how did you get pased the door" and she said "I used a polyjuice potion. I made one for ocasions like this!" and she chased him into the common room before being stuned and repoted to authrites who deducted 47 points from Gryfthindoor for her violation of the rules.

There was time to refrecse himself and get ready for the day as well as interact with his fellow Slytherins before class though. This is what Simon King did

So frist he spoke to Sebastian Sallow who is buzy reading a book and Sebastian Sallow sayed "can I help you?" and tham "oh yas. You are the new fith year we met last knight. Still looking for those mermaids?" and Simon King sayed "I was shame I didnt sea any of those beauties". Than Sebastian commented "well atleast you had one thing none of us have and that is a minstery escort. You must be improtant" and Simon said "no he was just a freind of Preofsor Fig and he was prety usles anyway". "Still it was a terrible way to go atleast you and Fig made it ok" and Simon said "It was dangerous and sad about Osric. But I've never had such a fun in years. That was a none stop thrill ride"

"Inresting way of looking at this. Intresting indeed" Sebastian Sallow comented and than asked "how did you and Fig escape" and Simon King sayed "I don't memeber most of it is ablur" and Sebastian Sallow "I shall not press we can talk moar later". "What were you readng" Simon asked intrestingly and Sebastian sayed "its a spell book I picked up intresting but it dint have what I needed. You Whil sea thta no all spells are in are assained spell books." Simon King was shocked about this "you mean they are giving us a imcoplete edcuation. What spells are we missing out on? They must be realy exciting" and Sebastian Sallow was pelased about this "I have met a kindred spritlt. We cand talk about this later. Good to meat you and good lock today"

Than Simon King walked other to a talbe where some n00b wizard is getting pwned at Wizard Chess and this Slytherin girl Imelda Reys is watching and telling him not to make the rong mvoes. But the n00b odesn't liseon and makes mistekn anways and gets pwned. "You shoiuld hav listend" Imelda Reyes saided "He shoudl have listend to my adince. Oh your the new Slytherin the one that arived with profisoned Fig you made quite the entrance. But good tactic you took the limlite of the n00b 1st years. It 's a shame In wasnt' with you whan that Dragon attacked I could have lured him away with my 31337 broom skills."

Simon King sighted at this "We got away form the Dragon. Also a broom is no match for a dragon you and the broom whould have bean kindling" and Imelda Reys sayed "No the way I fly. You underetamle my 31337 skills. I could teach you a thing or two about flying. I need to get some pratcie befor class thought"

Though Simon King had some questions "you seem really good at Wizard chess are you a keen player?" and she saied "no its too drull for me and the mvoes are predicable. I'm th only that sees that and also he was a n00b that much was clear." THan Simon King asked about her flying which she greatly infused about. So than Simon asked her about the qudistsh ban and she said that it really bad "I could have taken us to victory in Quiditch this year I have been homing my skills more than ever but it is banned. huh. So Simon King said "would like sign my pention?" and handed her the pention. She said "yes this the same one that has been handed around here I doubt it will do anything but I will sign it." Than Simon King tried to flirt with her but got rejected.

So Simon King heded to the window to see if could spot any mermaids and see the babes of the see or in this case the lake. There are some over Slytherin bros and a Slytherin Sis looking out for htem. One of them though they herd a Mermaid but than a figure injected "I doubt Mermaids find us that intresting" and Simon King was dispaointed "oh based on the chater I guses you are the knew fith year" the dude said "I'm Gaunt, Ominus Gaunt. Yoy cetianlly made an arival" and Simon King sayed "yes I like to make dramtic entraces" and Ominus Gaunt comnmented "ou cetainlly did. It's good to have you in Slytherin and if I can be any help please ask". "Did expect be sorted here" and Omnius Gaunt repleid "of couse I am desened from the founder of Slytherin. Though that is not something to be proud he was too obesses with blood purity." and Simon sayed "Yeas, Sarafina mentoed him to me".

"Yes, she whould almost as much as faintic about that as he was she is" Optimus comented than Simon asked about Mermaids "did that student say he heard a mermaid? I've been looking for them since I came here. Sarafina mentioned I might be able to spot one" and Ominus was luthing at this "she palyed a good trick on you. I've never heard of mermaids coming to the dorm windows I'm afraid. But it can be fun to play along and it gets some first years and clearly youself watching for hours" and Simon King felt the cruseing blow of disapointment that he wont be able to see some hot mermaid babes thoguth the window and Sarafina was just sending him on a wild gose case because she is not atracted to him. Damn two cruseing blows. But he still said it is good to meat Ominus. Though before he could say anymorae he got called by Violet saying that Profesor Weasley is waiting for him bye the stairs.

What happens next?

How will Simon King do in his lesions?

Will he ever meat a Mermaid?

Find out enxt champter!

To be countued...