Joffrey
Song - 'The Phony King of England' from Disney's Robin Hood
Oh the world will sing of a Western King
A thousand years from now
And not because he made some flaws
Or had that golden brow
While Robert's younger brothers try to kill each other off
we'll all have to slave away for that good for nothin Joff
Incredible as he is inept
Where ever the history books are kept.
They call him the Phony King of Westeros
A POX ON THAT PHONY KING OF WESTEROS
He sits alone on an Iron Throne, pretending he's the king
A little tike who's rather like a puppet on a string
And he throws and angry tantrun when he cannot have his way.
And he calls for mom, while sucking his thumb
You see he doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Joff the first. He's soon to be known as Joff the worst
A pox on that phony King of Westeros.
While he taxes us to pieces and he robs us of our bread
King Robert's crown is slipping down, around that tyrant's head.
But while there's still a living wolf in Eddard's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay and steal our freedom back
A minute before he knows we're there, King Robb'll snatch his underwear
The breezy and uneasy King of Westeros.
The Snivelin, Grovelin
Measly, Weasly
Blabberin, Jabberin
Jibberin, gibberin
Blundering, Plundering
Wealin, Dealin
JOFFREY THAT PHONY KING OF WESTEROS