Ramsay Snow
Song: When You're Evil; by Voltaire
When the Others are to busy
And deaths a bit too much
They call on me by name you see
For my special touch
To the lords I am Mis-fortune
To the ladies I'm Ser-prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
I'm the Fly in your soup
I'm the pabble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I;m the peel on which you slip
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
That makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when your evil
This is the life you see
The others bow their heads to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad
While there's maidens to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's hags left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there
I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game I'm glad I'm in it
Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when your evil
This is the life you see
The others bow their heads to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge, my allegiance
To all things dark and I
Promise on my cursed soul
To do as I am told
The Great Other has never seen
A soldier quite like me
Who not only does his job
But does it so happily
I'm the fear that keep you wake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm the dagger in your back
The extra turn upon the rack
I'm the whimpering of your heart
A twisting pain, a sudden start
And it's so easy when your evil
This is the life you see
The others bow their heads to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when your evil
Course I'm lying through my teeth
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your screams are all the pay I'll ever need