Ellaria Sand from the show Warning Language


Cartman from South Park- Take it away you Inglorious Bastard


Well Ellaria's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch

And Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different

She's a Cersei Lannister grade Beotch

Have you met my friend Ellaria,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she had stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

She's a stupid bitch , WHOOOO!

Ellaria's a bitch, she's just a stupid bitch

Talk to kids around the world, and it might go a little something like this.

(Sings in Old Tongue), (Sings in Valyrian), (Sings in Dothraki), (Sings in Yi Tish).

Have you met my friend Ellaria,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she had stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

She's a stupid bitch , WHOOOO!

Ellaria's a bitch, she's just a stupid bitch

I really mean it

She's A BIG FAT FUCKING BIIIIIIITCH!