Disclaimer: First Chapter
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It was a common dream.

A memory.

"Hahaha! The demon didn't get a present from Santa, he got a present from Satan!"

Naruto knew how the dream went, because it was a replay of his own memories from his years in an orphanage. He helt the same anger in him as he felt back then, a wrath that wanted to crush the other orphans who mocked him.

"Boy, you can't open that."

He never even got to open the gift, every year he had been given a gift from 'Satan' and every year, it was taken away from him without him ever even opening it. He was the only child who never got birthday presents, or presents during christmas. Everyone made sure to try and bully him, and when they attacked him, he got in trouble for beating the fear into them. He got punished for defending himself.

Something warm.

Naruto woke up when he felt something warm and moist spread across his leg, and he could feel Levi was snuggling him to him. He looked down at his leg, lifting up the blanket even as her hands roamed over his body.

"What the... LEVIATHAN!" Naruto grabbed Levi by her face and pushed her out of the bed, and she let out a loud gawk in surprise. Naruto jumped out of the bed, and he looked at his leg and underwear.

Levi pissed the bed.

"Owie... oh..." Levi looked at the bed, and she realized what had happened right away. She made a cute face and bopped the side of her head, as if that made up for the fact that she peed on him, in his bed. Naruto grabbed her by the horns and leaned down to her level, since she was on her knees at the moment. "... It's okay if you wet the bed, I won't get mad." Levi tried to play it off. "... if anything, you should have woken me up... I would be happy for you to pee on me."

Naruto started to pull her horns.

"OWIE OWIE!"

"Leviathan, this is the second time that you've done this... if you can't stop pissing the bed, I'm going to make you sleep on the floor like a dog." Naruto was gritting his teeth when he threatened her.

"Some people would get a boner over this."

"I'm not into getting pee'd on Leviathan... it's... I guess I can start training early." Naruto saw the time and rubbed the back of his head in annoyance. His Anti-Lust training was taking up enough time as it was, and the preparations for his trap to take down Lust was going to take some doing.

Naruto grabbed Levi by the hair.

When she wasn't expecting it, he shoved her face into the bed and rubbed her nose in the stain she left behind.

"GAH!" Levi's shock was enough for him to let her go, now that she had been punished for her bad habit. "I'm not a dog!"

"You're a bitch."

"YOUR bitch."

"... I can't handle you right now." Naruto stated as he left the room, taking a magazine off of the bed side table as he passed it. "I'm in the middle of developing a technique that will let me overcome Asmodeus and her possible Lust powers... Sit and stay." Naruto was out of the room with that statement.

-2 Days Later-

"... 3 minute and 4.09 seconds... still not fast enough... but a marked improvement." Naruto wrote down his newest time for the technique he was developing. Levi peeked at his recorded times, and that was all he was doing, he would leave the room to train, before he wrote down 3 or 4 times.

It started with 5 Minutes and 39.07 Seconds.

The time then started to go down by seconds each time, but overall, she couldn't guess what the times had to do with the training. She didn't feel any energy in the room, so he was not using demonic power to do anything. She saw Naruto grab the remote, and turn the TV on.

"Yes, only 15 days left until the Event starts. Where porn stars and super models from all over the world will be recording the world's most hardcore, orgy porno... invite only." The news reporter for the adult channel stated with excitement in her voice.

Naruto's bait.

He did NOT invite Asmodeus to the event, he made sure not to. The entire event was fake, and paid for using the money he gained from the lottery. He made sure that the advertising for the event went to the USA, and more specifically he made sure it was plastered all over the radio in Florida. A giant orgy of porn stars and super models, he was sure the Demon Lord of Lust would take the bait for sure. All of it was bait, because nobody was invited at all.

Asmodeus was not invited.

Yet, the address for where the event was being held was public knowledge, he made sure of it. He also made sure that he had paid guards for the event who would let people on the list inside. That way, the only way a person would be getting into the event through the front doors would be if they hypnotized the guards.

AKA - A Demon Lord.

If Asmodeus was as obessed with Lust as Levi was in Envy, then there was no way she would pass up this chance to star in a porno, and increase her followers. Asmoedeus, according to Levi, was the hardest working Demon Lord who spent the most time with humans, having sex with them to increase her followers. He was just giving her a chance to turn as many humans to sin as possible, as if she was a hard working lust fiend, she would take the bait.

It was taking a considerable amount of his lottery winnings to set this up.

"What are these times?"

"Don't worry about it... here is your list of things to do today." Naruto passed Levi a list for her daily chores to take care of. He needed her to do everything on the list if the plan was going to succeed. He needed her to be away and out of his hair, so most of the chores were just him sending her to spend money on useless things that had no relevance to the plan at all. The first day he had her buy stuff, was the only day she bought anything he actually needed for his plan to succeed.

Now it was busy work.

"Why aren't you telling me what the times mean... I wanna know?" Levi pouted and complained.

"That's unfortunate... I guess I'll go ask another girl to help me..."

"I'm on it, I'll buy everything on this list and be back as soon as possible... but just don't go and talk to any bitches!" Levi snatched the list back, as soon as Naruto took it from her. He sighed in relief when she left the room.

He stood up.

"Time to practice entering Sage Mode..."

Sage Mode.

His technique he would use to defeat Lust.

Chapter End!
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