Chapter Four


Naruto paused his game and grinned as his phone vibrated against the couch cushion violently. Ino blowing a kiss filling up his screen.

Well he knew what his night was gonna be spent doing now. Awesome.

Ino only rang when she wanted sex. Normally cos she'd had a particularly bad day and just needed to blow off some steam. Though sometimes she was just in the mood and well … he'd never said no.

His booty calls were normally along the same vein and likewise Ino was always down. Didn't matter how short notice or how he asked, if he rang her, she knew what it was for and she'd normally be round his place ASAP.

Ino coming to his place was what they normally did as well. He was the one without a roommate after all.

Sakura hadn't said anything and when he asked Ino, the blonde said that there hadn't been a problem, but it was just easier. And honestly it was a little awkward to know his best friend was trying to sleep in the other room when he was hip deep in her roommate.

Which had happened a couple times. Mostly when he'd been hanging around their apartment and Sakura had been gone and Ino basically just dragged him into her bedroom and mounted him.

But they tried not to do that, it felt inconsiderate and it had only gotten more awkward when the last time Naruto had gone there for a booty call … he'd been met by Ino at the door and quickly led away with a quick explanation that Sakura had her own company and they'd have to go back to his place.

Because Sakura had recently started dating again too, which was good. But he and Ino hadn't hooked up at the girls' apartment since. Just … felt less complicated.

Heaven forbid there be a night where both Naruto and Ino and Sakura and her date were … yeah.

Best to just let Sakura's apartment be where she had company. Less complicated.

And while he was a little unsure on some of the quality of those dates … Sakura had told him a little but not too much … well, Sakura deserved someone in her life and hell even if she was just getting some stress relief like him and Ino were … That was good too.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was good.

Speaking of stress relief though.

He scooped up his phone and put it to his ear. 'Hiya Ino.'

'Tell me you're free tonight?'

Naruto chuckled. 'Well I was gonna spend the night playing a game …'

'Is it called Fuck Ino Silly?' Ino's flirty voice trickled from his phone, almost like her lips were pressed into the shell of his ear as she nibbled it. 'I love that game and you're so good at it.'

Oh, he was getting that kind of laid tonight.

Yay.

'Bad day?' Was all Naruto asked, trying to remember how many condoms he had left. They'd used a whole box last time. Eh, should be fine.

'Very, you're free right?' Ino asked pointedly.

He laughed. 'Yeah, when you gonna be here?'

'Hold that thought.'

There was a sharp couple of knocks on his front door, Naruto's face split into a shit eating grin. 'Hold on Ino, someone's at the door, I'll have to call you back.'

Ino snorted, the phone cutting off immediately after, and Naruto scooted round the sofa to his front door.

He opened it to reveal a smirking blonde woman, dressed business casual, with gorgeous blue eyes and her long blonde hair tied back in a loose, but professional looking ponytail, her flowing bangs framing her face.

'Hiya neighbour,' the woman said. 'Can I borrow a cup of sugar?'

'Really?' Naruto said with a raised eyebrow.

'Yeah.' Ino winked. 'Sugar.'

'Sure, come in, I'll get some,' Naruto said, rolling his eyes as he let her sashay in dramatically. She didn't turn around until he'd been given ample chance to see how her skirt spread over her heart shaped ass.

Which he did. Though if she legitimately wore that short of a skirt for work … he might have to make an appointment.

He let the door slip shut and joined the sighing woman as she collapsed into his sofa. Her shoes coming off quickly as he joined her, her feet falling into his lap once he was settled.

She looked from him to her feet and he chuckled.

He brought them up into a better position and set to rubbing his thumbs into her soles gently, her stockings smooth to the touch. 'So, creepy patient, annoying patient or the creepy snake looking psycho who claims to be a therapist?'

Ino huffed and let out a low groan of approval as his thumbs went to work, sinking into his sofa just a little more. 'Kabuto's not that creepy, just a little too keen to talk specialities. Honestly in comparison to the dudes who hit on me while I'm literally trying to help them be more intimate with their girlfriends or wives, when the poor woman's in the room, he's actually kinda nice.'

'Cept for the time he wouldn't shut up about how smooth your skin looked,' Naruto retaliated, eking out another groan of approval as he worked another knot of tension from Ino's arches.

'Point. God you should quit being a cop and become a masseuse,' Ino undid her hair tie and let the luscious blonde locks fall back over the arm of the couch. 'You'd make a mint.'

He just chuckled and pinched her left pinkie toe lightly. 'Thanks.'

Ino's lips ghosted into a smile as her eyes drifted closed and he kept going. 'Welcome. It's this poor girl who's been coming to me for a year. She finally got brave enough to tell her boyfriend what she wanted in bed and the creep broke up with her. I spent most of her hour letting her cry it out after he just up and left the room.'

'Dick.'

'Mm.' Ino let out a long, hard breath. 'So you know, after that …'

She eased the foot he didn't have in his hands down to his crotch and slowly started rubbing it back and forth.

He raised an eyebrow, well why should his dick be the only thing rising under Ino's ministrations?

'I need some stress relief,' she purred. 'And you're my favourite stress reliever.'

His steadily stiffening member started to make a tent out of the sweats he'd been lying about in. He swallowed a groan as Ino showed off how flexible and dextrous she could be, her toes dragging along his growing shaft tenderly.

'Having fun there?' Naruto teased, his face heating up as Ino merely grinned at him and continued to stroke him harder and harder.

Ino laughed, airily and aroused. 'Mhmm.'

She pulled her feet from his lap and rose from the couch in a fluid motion. 'But what I have planned for your bed's probably gonna be more fun. Come on.'

'I feel so objectified.'

Ino shrugged and winked at him over her shoulder, never stopping her approach to his bed, her hand stroking his dick to keep him following close behind. 'Don't worry, I'll get on my knees later, then you can objectify me.'

Naruto smirked as Ino reached up to capture his lips once again, her arm wrapping around his neck as she pressed into him chest first, the force knocking him to the bed, his arms wrapping around the beautiful woman instinctively.

The bed creaked slightly as they landed and Naruto's hands roved down from her back to her ass, cupping and squeezing. But Ino was already rolling them until he was on his back and she was straddling him, bending at the waist to kiss him deeply again after settling over his dick.

Naruto laughed and tried to heft himself up to help Ino undress, only to be held in place by Ino's index finger.

'Nuh-uh Uzumaki, you stay right there.'

He grinned and held up his hands, leaning back on his elbows to watch Ino languidly undo each button of her blouse, slowly revealing more of her bare chest and making his already alert member throb beneath her.

Ino must have felt it because the smile on her face turned cat-like as she started to roll her hips, making his eyes close involuntary with how good it felt.

The blouse was discarded over the side of his bed, leaving a gloriously bouncy Ino in just her skirt and stockings. Her fingers went to undo the fastenings but Naruto clasped her hands gently.

'You're taking too long,' he purred and he felt a swell of pride at the shiver than ran through the half-naked woman. 'C'mere.'

Gripping her thighs, he dragged her up his chest until her knees were beneath his armpits. The arousal flaring in her light blue eyes encouraging his daring.

And as her stocking clad legs wove around his upper chest so her knees were resting either side of his head, her legs tucking under his arms, Naruto grinned and kissed the already growing wet spot on Ino's underwear the second she was close enough.

'Oh God,' Ino giggled, her hands coming down to rest over his, dragging them under her skirt.

His tongue ran along the covered slit of her, eking out happy little sighs with each lap of his tongue. The taste of her as intoxicating as the weight of her body over his face.

He wouldn't be able to do this for long, he was already started to get a little short of breath, but given by how wet his chin was already, he probably wouldn't have to.

Slipping his tongue under her panties, Naruto grinned against Ino's sex as she groaned lowly and pushed closer to his searching tongue.

'Fuck,' Ino hissed, her body arching over him. 'Naruto.'

He pulled Ino closer by her ass and delved as deep into her as he could, lapping at her and rolling his tongue over and over inside the now openly groaning woman, her hips juddering against his jaw.

He was vaguely aware of her skirt ruffling over his head but he focused on what he was doing, only opening his eyes to glance up as the blonde arched her back and fucked his face with long wanton moans the deeper his tongue went into her. The dark blonde curls tickling his nose as it rubbed against her clit with each roll of her hips.

The rolling of her hips got sporadic and he felt the muscles in her legs clench and shake under his back, his hands slid up to support her as she almost doubled over backwards, a long moan the only sound in the room besides his bedsprings.

And then, just as his own breathing got haggard Ino let out a high-pitched gasp and his tongue was coated with her orgasm, making him swallow as much of her sweetness as he could as she rode it out.

She let out a low groan when he kissed her clit before toppling to the side and took long, thoroughly enjoyable to watch, deep breaths. She smiled serenely on his bed as he moved to lie next to her.

'You good?' Naruto chuckled, earning a fresh groan as he teased her sensitive clit gently before pulling his hand away.

'Shhh, I'm savouring the best head I've had since you last ate me out.'

'Flatterer.'

Ino tapped his chest and then tickled it lightly, eyes still closed. 'All deserved, but seriously, I came so hard I think if I tried to ride you now I'd fall off. Lemme come down to Earth first yeah?'

Naruto chuckled and pinched her nipple, earning an amused scrunch of Ino's pretty face. 'What if I want to be on top?'

Ino snorted and fixed him with a derisive stare. 'Oh I'm sorry, do you not want my tits in your face as I use you like a hunk-shaped dildo?'

Naruto winked and pinched her other nipple for good measure. 'I didn't say that.'

'S'what I thought,' Ino said smugly. 'Besides, you can be on top for round two.'

'Round two? How many rounds am I getting tonight?'

'Dunno.' Ino shrugged. 'I'm very stressed.'

'All night then?' Naruto asked coyly as Ino lifted herself up and made sure he got an eyeful as she leant over to his bedside table, fishing a strip of condoms out from within.

He raised an eyebrow at the beautiful woman as she pulled down his sweats and boxers and straddled his thighs. She stroked his dick until it was straining to full length in her hand and smiled at him.

'At least,' she said, rolling one of the many condoms over his tip.

She rubbed his dick along her sex and somehow managed to make her happy hum the sexiest thing he'd ever heard, never breaking eye contact with him as she slowly raised herself above him.

'Guess it's a good thing tomorrow's my day off huh?' Naruto breathed, then he hissed, 'Fuck.'

Ino hissed with him as she lowered herself back down until he was fully in her, her head lolling back, sending her long hair cascading down over her shoulders, her mouth an open smile.

'Mmm,' she moaned, her eyes opening halfway and swimming with mischief. 'Big.'

Then she started to move on him, her hips sliding back and forth, gliding herself up and down his shaft.

She panted lightly as she kept a steady pace, fingers clasping at Naruto's as they found her hips, and dragging them up to her breasts.

Rubbing his thumbs over her perky nipples, Naruto groaned, the silken sweetness of Ino's folds exquisite even through the condom.

Ino's pants got quicker as he pinched and plucked her nipples, her hips sliding over him quicker and quicker as he teased, mouth morphing into an O as Naruto rose slowly and more of him filled her heat.

'Shit,' she hissed breathlessly, her eyes closing fully as she started to bounce on him, pleasure rolling over his aching tip as her body leant forward, her breasts now fully in his hands.

He squeezed and massaged them, thumbs still flicking her nipples as Ino's bouncing grew faster and faster, each smack of her ass against his thighs sending shudders of delight up his shaft.

Fuck it felt so good, if this was just round one …

The beautiful blonde moaned, fluttering around his shaft as a flurry of little gasps shot out of her, her arms wrapping around his head and pulling his face into her quivering breasts.

He wrapped around her in kind as they fell backwards on the bed, Ino's hips still sliding back and forth on him, his face buried in her breasts, kissing, licking and sucking any creamy skin he could and Ino's movements only grew more fervent.

She was close, he could feel it and fuck, so was he, the pressure in his balls was already steadily racing up his shaft. He was gonna cum if she kept going like that and be damned if she wasn't gonna to.

Naruto moaned hungrily into her breasts and gripped hold of her ass, holding it still.

'Naruto?' she asked absently. 'What are yo- ohhhhhh!'

He thrust up into her hard, as fast as he could, the sound of skin on skin slapping together second only to Ino's ecstatic swearing as she struggled to match his pace before just letting him pull her down towards each of his hard thrusts. The only thing keeping her from collapsing onto him his hard grip on her ass.

'Gonna, oh God, Naruto, gonna!'

He grunted as he shakily thrust into her through her orgasm, his own filling the condom, only stopping when he couldn't hold on anymore and the beautiful blonde flopped fully forward onto him, her breasts smothering his face.

Worse ways to go he supposed but Ino managed to slide back down him enough so she could slam her lips into his and moan in satisfaction.

'Okay,' she breathed, licking at his tongue teasingly, her body heaving into his wonderfully. 'Next round you are definitely going on top.'

Naruto laughed, the blonde resting her forehead on his chest and giggling.

Round two, sure … once he'd caught his breath.

And remembered his fucking name.


Sakura eyed her half-drunk glass of wine and grimaced as her phone screen lit up. It vibrated against the coffee table, rattling the glass something awful.

Probably another creepy message from one of the many dating apps she'd signed up for in the last couple months.

God, she should just delete all of them. They never led to anything she wouldn't have to finish herself.

It had been a bit exhilarating at first true. The speed of the first matches had been a tremendous ego boost. And some of the guys she'd matched with and had a few flirty texts with had been seriously hot!

And Ino had definitely been right on how the outfit she was wearing in her profile picture really showed off her figure. They'd actually spent an evening taking selfies and making dating profiles together. Which hopefully meant Ino would start dating too.

Because then maybe she'd stop fucking Naruto on a semi-regular basis.

She groaned into her glass of wine.

That wasn't fair. In the three months since Ino had moved in, she'd only slept with Naruto a few times.

At least she thought so? She'd never asked and it wasn't like Ino was coming in and saying 'Naruto says hi by the way!'

But well, she wasn't talking about any guys after nights where she didn't come home. Where was she meant to think the blonde was after overhearing them that first night?

Hell, the only way she even knew it had happened at least four times, yes she was counting, shut up she couldn't help it okay?

Anyway, the only way she knew was from hints in things Naruto said to Ino in front of her while probably trying to be subtle about it. Because while they hadn't talked about her knowing … well he had to know she knew.

And she was doing her best to be okay with it. Seriously, she was.

Not like she had any right to object.

That was why she'd started dating again. Not that any of her dates had any chance of becoming more than first dates and the very, very occasional one-night stand.

Because after the initial high of matching with hot guys, the creeps had latched onto her and nearly every message now were asking her for nudes or just dick pics.

No one had told the men of the internet that that was the quickest way to turn a girl off apparently.

Even the few princes amongst a sea of frogs had only been first date material. It was also probably telling that the two times she had gone to bed with someone they were blond and blue eyed with similar hairstyles to her gorgeous best friend.

She took another pull of her wine and tried desperately not to glance over at Ino's bedroom door.

It was even more annoying that the longer Ino lived with her, the closer the two were getting. Ino really was a wonderful person, the bitch.

They'd had girly nights where they'd got drunk and watched crappy movies. They shared dating war stories and Ino had endeared herself to Sakura immensely when she'd relayed some of the truly stupid shit she'd done for Sasuke when they were in school. Her new roommate had ripped apart the prick's character with cool distaste and told Sakura she didn't deserve that shit.

It had killed the mood of the night a little when Sakura had mentioned that Naruto had offered to kick the shit out of him whenever he came up. Even now, a decade later.

Ino hadn't said anything but had gotten a weird look on her face, just for a second, before laughing and saying that sounded like Naruto.

Which had caused a nasty little part of Sakura's psyche to snarl that Ino didn't know Naruto well enough to say that.

But well, maybe she did now?

Because he was still over a lot, because why wouldn't he be? Just because him and Ino were hooking up every now and again, he was still her best friend. She'd even come home a couple times to find the two hanging out watching a movie.

With their clothes on thank merciful God.

So Ino saw his reactions and heard his questions when she told him about a date she'd been on. And well … his protective nature reared its head and the few questions he did ask were telling she was sure.

She did hope Ino didn't mistake Naruto's reaction for jealousy, though Sakura would privately admit he'd seemed a little jealous? Maybe that was just wishful thinking though …

But anyway, he'd always asked about her dates and she would always ask about his. They'd always done it, and they'd always laughed about the terrible ones. Why would that change just because occasionally him and Ino fucked?

Hell they still laughed about his date with Shion. The poor girl had been so overwhelmed she'd literally thrown herself at Naruto when he got to her door.

She hadn't been able to get over the embarrassment of her reflex though, even when Naruto offered a do-over.

Because he was lovely.

Shion should have taken him up on that really, Sakura sure as hell would have. She'd jump at the chance.

Or maybe she'd just jump him too.

Like Ino could. Whenever she wanted.

Ugh.

She took another sip of wine and sighed heavily as her phone lit up again with another message.

Hey sexy, it said. That your natural hair colour? Care to prove it?

Yeah, like she hadn't heard that one before. Fucking pervert.

She rolled her eyes angrily and threw her phone back on the coffee table.

Downing the rest of her wine, and pointedly leaving her phone behind, Sakura stormed to the kitchen, glass in hand and retrieved the almost empty bottle of wine from the fridge.

'Have to go the shop and get more,' she sighed and poured the rest of the bottle into her glass, putting the now entirely empty bottle in the recycling basket she kept by the door.

Maybe she should just text Ino to pick some up on her way home? It was only nine, she could still be with a patient. She did sometimes have patients who couldn't meet her until evening time after all.

She liked to joke about how people with sex problems felt more comfortable talking about it when they had the cover of darkness. Which actually made sense.

So it was totally possible Ino was on her way home from work at nine in the evening.

On a Friday.

Despite her never actually meeting a patient in three months of living here any later than five on a Friday.

And Naruto hadn't replied to her texts since about six.

'Five times then,' Sakura said bitterly.

If Ino walked back into the apartment tomorrow like she was floating she might actually punch the lucky bitch.

'Which wouldn't be fair Sakura,' she reminded herself. 'They're not dating. And it's not like you couldn't put a stop to it just by telling either of them it's making you uncomfortable. Stop being a bitch.'

Uncomfortable, sure. That's all it was making her feel.

Not insanely jealous and tragically horny. And definitely not lonely and heartbroken and desperately stupid for not putting an end to it immediately. And then acting on her obvious feelings for Naruto.

Because when you were moaning your best friend's name when you touched… fucking obvious was the exact words you'd used to describe your feelings for him.

Nah, just uncomfortable, that was all.

Ugh, maybe she should play along with the guy with the way too obvious pick up line? The attention might be nice. Not like she had any better options right now.

Besides, he had been a prick, no harm in stringing him along for a little bit of ego boosting right? He'd literally slid into her DMs asking to see pictures of her vagina. Sir Galahad, he was not.

But by the time she'd gotten back to her phone, said Prince Charming had sent another message that killed that idea stone dead.

Because apparently not immediately replying made her frigid.

What? Was she supposed to have rushed to say: yeah, my pubes are pink too! And hey, here's a picture to prove it!

Dickhead.

Though she supposed it was for the best. Her last mistake had been on a night like this and from a painfully obvious pick-up line too. And she'd promised herself she wouldn't do that again. No matter how desperate for attention she was.

This guy would probably have been just as disappointing anyway. Possibly more so, at least the last guy she'd bothered to play along with had been funny. Shit in bed sadly, but at least he'd been funny.

So yeah, probably best this guy had shown his true colours before she'd invited him over too.

That way she wouldn't have to wait for him to fall asleep immediately after he'd came to slip into the shower and actually finish as well.

And with Ino … out, she wouldn't have to be quiet as she moaned for Naruto.

Just a fuckbuddy or not, she strongly doubted Ino wouldn't bring up overhearing that.

Lucky she's out then, she thought staring at Naruto and her smiling faces, cheek to cheek on her phone's wallpaper.

Yeah.

Lucky.

'The luckiest.'