It begins on a dark, stormy night at the Loud House.

J.D., Lincoln, and Lily are playing video games while Varie, Jessie, and Laney are reading.

"Boy, it's pouring out there," J.D. observed.

Thunder rumbles.

Lincoln nodded in agreement. "Yeah. It sure is."

"It just keeps pouring," Lily lamented.

A scream could be heard coming from Lucy's room.

"That sounds like Lucy," Laney worriedly said.

"She sounds like she's in trouble," Varie observed.

"Let's go!" J.D. exclaimed.

They rush up to Lucy's crypt room and notice something strange. Lucy's eyes were blood-red, her hair was a deep orange, and her skin was scaly.

"Won't you join me?" Lucy asked in a demonic voice.

"That's not Lucy talking," J.D. pointed out.

They screamed as her head turned completely around and snapped off.

"Oh," Lucy exclaimed. "Could one of you lend me a hand?"

J.D., Varie, Jessie, Mr. Lynn, Ms. Rita, Lincoln, and his sisters (except Lucy) are in Lori's room for a meeting at midnight.

"Guys, something is seriously wrong with Lucy," Lori said, concerned. "That is not her."

J.D. nodded in agreement. "I know. I've seen this before. We've got a domestic possession on our hands."

Low moaning was coming from Lucy's crypt room.

"Demon Possession?" Rita asked.

Varie nodded. "Yes. Have you guys seen the movie "The Exorcist"?"

"I have, and it was a scary one," Rita admitted.

"We have to exorcise the demon from Lucy," J.D. explained.

"How do we do that, dude?" Luna asked.

"I know an exorcism incantation," J.D. explained. "Varie, Lincoln, Laney, you three come with me. Should the demon try to attack us, the rest of you will be ready."

Lori nodded. "Right."

"I hope you know what you're doing," Jessie said, concerned.

"Don't worry, Jessie," J.D. reassured her. "Lucy is going to be fine."

J.D., Varie, Lincoln, and Laney entered Lucy's room and approached her.

"Lincoln. Closer." Lincoln comes closer. "Closer." Lincoln comes closer. "I need a new word for my new... latest... POEM!"

The demon pulls back the covers, revealing Lucy's poetry book in its lap, and Lincoln screams like Courage the Cowardly Dog.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! What have you done with my sister Lucy!?"

"She's in here with us," the demon explained.

Lucy temporarily regained control. "Guys, Help Me!"

The demon takes over again. "Whoops. Ha Ha Ha. That one slipped out."

"Let her go, Demon!" Laney yelled.

The demon snarled. "Never! She's mine."

"You will not get away with this Demon!" J.D. exclaimed.

"Oh, yeah?" While glaring at him, the demon said mockingly. "What are you going to do about it?"

"This," J.D. explained. He threw Holy Water at her, which burned the demon. The demon was expelled from Lucy by a black lightning bolt, and Lucy was engulfed in a tornado of pure darkness.

"Another elemental choosing," Laney explained.

J.D. nodded in agreement. "Yeah."

The demon revealed itself, and it was Pazuzu from "The Exorcist" in the form of Regan MacNeil, who had been possessed by him for a long time.

J.D. was glaring at him. "Pazuzu!"

Pazuzu laughed. "That's right. I'm back and here to get my revenge."

J.D. glared at him angrily. "We will not let you."

J.D. fired a stream of blue fire at him, severely burning him as he held up a cross.

"The power of Christ compels you!" yelled J.D.

As Lucy got up and saw the fight, Pazuzu was engulfed in blue flames.

"So that was the freak who was possessing me," Lucy said, but then she felt funny. "I feel weird. Gasp. Have I been given powers too?"

Lucy then extended her hand, and a bolt of black lightning fired from it, striking Pazuzu and severely injuring him.

"Lucy, you have Dark Powers!" Laney exclaimed.

"Yes, I do." Lucy then felt a pain in her back, and a pair of black angel wings sprouted from her back. Lucy saw them and realized she could now fly. She swooped down on Pazuzu, punched him, and fired more Dark Lightning, which destroyed his head.

"All right, here we go," J.D. said.

Exorcizamus te, omnis immunde spiritus, omni satanica potestas, omnis incursio

infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomini et

virtute Domini nostri Jesu Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus

ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso divini Agni sanguini redemptis. Amen!

Pazuzu vanished instantly, transforming into a ball of red light before exploding and returning to the Netherworld for good, along with the storm. Lucy approached them.

"Thank you guys for saving me," Lucy said gratefully.

"It was our pleasure," J.D. said before telling her, "You have Dark Powers."

Lucy nodded. "I know. It feels great."

J.D. looked it up in his legends book and discovered something interesting. "You've been blessed by Nott, the goddess of the night in Norse mythology. She bestows her Darkness powers on those who are worthy. However, they can only be given to someone who is possessed by a Demonic Force."

"That's unusual," Lucy commented, "and I was possessed by that demon."

"That was Pazuzu," Laney explained. "The Demon from the movie "The Exorcist."

"That's weird," Lucy admitted. "But this is a blessing for me."

"You look like a true Angel of Darkness with those wings. Like J.D.," Varie pointed out.

Lucy gave her a small smile. "Thanks, Varie."

They then explain what happened, and everyone is shocked, and they go to bed at 3:30 a.m.

THE END

Translation for the exorcism.

We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power, every invasion.

of hellish adversaries, every legion, every congregation, and devilish sect, in name and

By the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, to uproot and escape from the Church of God, from our souls created in the image of God and redeemed by the precious blood of the divine Lamb. Amen!