It all begins at the Loud House.

J.D., Varie, Jessie, Woody, Lincoln, his sisters, Ronnie Anne, Sarah, and the Eds were all eating hamburgers, hot dogs, and french fries in the living room.

"So, Eddy, what kind of adventures did you guys have in Peach Creek?" Lincoln asked.

"Lincoln, we've had a lot of crazy adventures," Eddy remarked. "We call them Ed-Ventures."

They all laughed at his joke.

"Remember when you guys turned Jonny into a pest?" Sarah asked.

Eddy nodded. "Oh yeah. That was funny."

"How did you guys turn him into a pest?" J.D. wondered.

"I put a purple suit on him and Double D brushed his teeth with Anchovy Paste," Eddy explained.

Laney recoiled in disgust. "Anchovy paste?!"

The Loud kids all screwed their faces. "EW!"

Lana grinned. "Cool!"

"It smelled really bad," Edd commented.

"I glued a block of wood to his foot," Ed explained.

"Which I found disturbing," Edd said, shuddering.

Eddy continued, "I told him that people like it when you say "Why," all the time, and Ed told him that people like it when you poke them on the head. Jonny would yell "Yee-Haw" and breathe out. The most terrifying part was when Jonny cracked his knuckles."

"Like this?" J.D. asked. Ed covered his ears as J.D. cracked his knuckles loudly.

"Yep, that's it," Ed said as he uncovered his ears.

Sarah shook her head. "Boy, was that stupid."

"It didn't work out in the end, didn't it?" Varie pointed out.

Edd shook his head. "No, it did not."

"Rolf had some unusual stuff from his culture tied into Jonny being annoying," Eddy explained.

"Unusual," Lincoln remarked. "What else did you guys do?"

"Kevin dared us to go into an abandoned house on our block for a jawbreaker," Eddy explained.

"It was all a trap set up by the Kankers for a forced wedding," Edd added.

Lola shook her head. "Boy, that is crazy!"

"I agree with you on that, Lola," Sarah said, nodding, "and that was before the Vengeance Express came after them."

"What kind of scam did you guys pull before you went into that house?" Jessie asked.

"We tried to sell tacos made with paper plates, grass, and crayons for cheese," Eddy explained, "plus I added my brother's special Armenian Secret Hot Sauce." He pulls out a jug containing his brother's hot sauce. "Here's the stuff."

J.D. looked at the jug with interest. "Ooh, that looks tasty. Can I try some?"

Eddy shrugged his shoulders. "Sure, why not?"

J.D. removes the top bun from his burger, and Eddy places some on it. J.D. takes a bite and boils red, and steam shoots out of his ears like a steam whistle.

J.D. licked his lips. "Mmm. Delicious. Eddy, your brother, makes some mean hot sauce."

"May I try some, too?" Lynn asked.

"Of course, Lynn." Eddy puts some on Lynn's sub sandwich, and when she bites into it, her face turns red, and fire shoots out of her mouth, causing her to scream and run outside, turning on the hose and drinking a lot of water.

That made them all laugh.

"Poor Lynn was no match for the level of spice from your brother, Eddy," Varie chuckled.

Eddy laughs. "Yeah."

Luan made a joke. "This was one story that SPICED things up!" She then laughed. "Get it?"

J.D., Varie, Jessie, Woody, and Eddy all laughed.

Eddy laughs. "Good one Luan!"

"What else did you do?" Varie asked.

Ed thought about it for a moment. "Well, there was this time we were in the Junkyard and found a box of Turkey Basters."

"Oh yeah," Edd said as he remembered. "We called them Canadian Squirt Guns."

Sarah smiled slightly. "We had a lot of fun with those. Eddy was like a male version of Annie Oakley."

"Thank you, Sarah," Eddy replied, "but those stupid Kankers ruined it later."

Lily shook her head in disbelief. "Boy, those dumb Kankers loved ruining everything."

"You said it, Lily," Ed agreed.

"What was the worst thing that happened to the entire Peach Creek?" Woody asked.

Sarah snorted. "That's easy. It was a terrible event called the Destruction of Rethink Avenue."

"The Destruction of Rethink Avenue?" Lucy asked.

"We all called it the Kanker Hissy Fit," Sarah explained. "Ed sleepwalked and accidentally took the Kankers Ship in a Bottle, and the Kankers went on a rampage and destroyed our entire neighborhood."

J.D. gasped. "Oh, man. I've heard about that. That was destructive. Is this what happened?"

He looked up the event on his phone, and it was devastating. The entire cul-de-sac was destroyed, and all of the houses were leveled.

Sarah nodded. "Yep. That's the very event."

"Boy, that was terrible," J.D. remarked. "It's a miracle no one was hurt or worse."

"Let me look," Lincoln said.

J.D. showed Lincoln the picture on his phone.

Lincoln widened in eyes in shock. "Whoa. That was horrible."

"That looked like a terrible event, dudes," Luna agreed.

Woody shook his head in disbelief. "Wow, that was awful."

"No kidding," J.D. replied before asking, "Was there anything you did with Rolf?"

Edd thought for a moment. "Hmm. Let me see here. Rolf was homesick, so we decided to make him feel at home while also learning about his culture by using the construction site to build a replica of an old-world village. But things took a turn for the worse when Jonny showed up."

"He taught us a really cool folk song called "That's My Horse," Ed explained.

"Ed loved to dance," Eddy said before laughing.

They all laughed with him.

"Boy, it sounds like you had a lot of fun with that," Lana commented.

Ed nodded. "We certainly did, Lana."

"How about Jimmy, dudes?" Luna asked.

"That's one I won't forget," Eddy said.

"I had a ballet lesson that day, and I put Ed in charge of looking after Jimmy while I was away," Sarah explained.

Eddy picked up where she left off. "It wasn't working until I started teaching him everything I knew about scams. He did a good scam. He made a trampoline out of old sheets and dolls and charged 25 cents for 25 seconds. But he kept all the money for himself, and when Ed blew the whistle she gave Jimmy, Sarah arrived, and he made up a lie about us making him eat dirt, and Sarah pulverized us."

"Wow," J.D. exclaimed, impressed. "The student surpassed the master."

Edd nodded. "Indeed."

"Double D, were there any adventures around you?" Lori asked.

"Yes, Lori, there was," Edd confirmed. "I was assigned the task of delivering Ed and Eddy's report cards to their parents."

"I remember that," Eddy said, shaking his head. "I can't believe Ed and I went after you to get them back, Double D."

"No hard feelings, gentlemen," Edd assured them.

"What happened?" Leni asked.

"Ed and I were furious that Double D was delivering our report cards to our parents," Eddy explained. "I called Double D a Low-Down, Miserable, Two-Timing, Double-Crossing Slimeball and a Backstabbing Jerk."

"And you didn't want your report cards delivered to your parents?" Jessie asked.

Eddy nodded. "Yeah."

"What was on your report cards that you didn't want your parents to know about?" Lola asked, her curiosity piqued.

"Ed and I got all Fs on our report cards and it was awful," Eddy explained.

"Eddy and I got punished really bad guys," Ed explained, "and I was afraid I'd have to live with my aunt." She has a mustache, her cat makes me sneeze, she never butters her toast, smells like cabbage, and forces me to use toothpicks."

Lincoln shook his head. "Your aunt sounds like a stricter version of our Aunt Ruth, Ed."

"She is, Lincoln," Ed agreed.

"They sent me to a reform school for three weeks," Eddy explained. "So, just to make sure that didn't happen, I tried to change my grades with a hand-me-down from my brother." But Double D stopped me."

"I know guys, but I was trying to do the right thing," Edd explained, trying to make them understand.

"We know Double D," Ed reassured him.

"What was the strangest thing that happened to you, Ed?" Lisa asked.

"Hmm," Ed reflected. "Well, there was that time when I was sleepwalking and eating everyone else's food."

"Oh, I remember that," Edd recalled. "You were eating my food, and I thought you were an intruder. I woke up Eddy, and we followed you, and you did a lot of talented things."

Eddy nodded in agreement. "Yeah, Ed. You scarfed a whole fridge and ate Jimmy. But you spit him back out. You bilked the entire neighborhood of its food."

"Oh yeah," Ed admitted. "That was so crazy of me."

They all laughed at that.

"Boy, it sounds like you guys have had a lot of crazy adventures," J.D. commented.

Eddy nodded. "We sure did, J.D."

"What was your most painful adventure?" Lynn asked.

"That was when we turned Jimmy into a Sumo Wrestler," Eddy explained.

Lynn grinned excitedly. "Sumo wrestlers are cool! What happened?"

"Well, Jimmy made a wish in our Wishing Well Scam," Eddy explained. "He said he wanted to be a star. So we helped him out."

"It was actually because of me," Ed explained. "I was watching some Sumo Wrestlers on TV and Eddy got the idea."

Eddy nodded. "Yep. We fed Jimmy until he grew big. I made him eat an entire fridge full of his personal stash of peaches and cream. But we had another issue. Sumo wrestlers are respected all the way in Japan. So we tried catapulting ourselves all the way to Japan using a street light. However, Jimmy was too big and heavy for me and Ed, and he crushed us both. Ed had only a few casts while I was in a full body cast."

"I got Jimmy to work out after that," Sarah explained. "He was dripping sweat like there was no tomorrow."

"That was cool," J.D. commented.

"What was the grossest adventure you had?" Lana asked.

"That's easy, Lana," Edd explained. "It was when we were catching frogs for our Frog Jumping Derby."

"Oh yeah," Eddy realized. "We couldn't do that because Ed was carrying a rotten cheese named Sheldon in his jacket pocket."

"Rotten Cheese?!" J.D. yelled. "That would smell like puke."

Except for Lana, who simply said, "Cool," they all recoiled in disgust.

"We tried to get rid of it by having Ed remove his jacket and Double D place it in a jar," Eddy explained.

"Yeah," Ed confirmed. "I also had a carcass named Angus that I wore around my neck like a pendant."

Everyone but Lana went, "Ew!"

"Cool," Lana said with a huge smile.

"What was your funniest adventure, Eddy?" Luan asked.

"Oh, man. "That's a tough one," Eddy admitted. "But I'd say my funniest adventure would be the Prank Master Horrors.""

"Oh yeah," Sarah nodded. "I remember that."

"I made a bet that I could prank the cul-de-sac before sunset," Eddy explained. "Rolf was our first pigeon, and he got stuck in a wooden barrel with a weather vane on top of him. On his head was a card. It was a joker card with the Joker crossed out and the words "Prank Master" written on it. Everyone claimed that the Prank Master was terrorizing the neighborhood."

"The next victim was Jonny, and we saw him in a diaper hanging from a tree and we laughed at him," Ed explained.

"Then we saw Sarah fall through a trapdoor," Edd explained.

"Kevin got hit with a big flyswatter," Eddy explained.

"Jimmy was scared by a huge clown balloon," Ed explained.

"Ooh, I wouldn't like the sound of that," Laney admitted. "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid of clowns."

"I'm sorry, Laney," Edd apologized. "After that, a massive spring catapulted Jonny."

"Finally," Eddy added, "Kevin got his butt caught in a massive bear trap." "We expected me, Double D, and Ed to be next, so we prepared to defend ourselves."

"I found a jawbreaker on the sidewalk," Ed explained.

"But I thought it was a trap," Eddy explained.

"Jimmy and I found it, and it wasn't a trap," Sarah explained.

"So me, Double D, and Eddy wedgied each other, and everyone laughed at us," Ed explained. "It turned out that there was no Prank Master."

"That got me mad, and I got even by making the El Mongo Stink Bomb," Eddy explained. "My Brother showed me how to make it. We planned to blow it up in the street, but it got stuck in my garage and exploded there."

"I covered it in some of my stinky socks," Ed explained.

"That would smell like a thousand rotten corpses multiplied by a thousand," J.D. said, before adding, "No offense, Lucy."

Lucy sighed. "None taken."

"It did," Edd agreed.

They laughed some more.

Luan made a joke. "That's what I call a STINKY Defeat!" She then laughed. "Get it?"

They all laughed at her pun.

"I get it," Eddy laughed.

"What was the adventure where you got hurt the most, Eddy?" Lynn asked.

"That's easy, Lynn," Eddy said. "It was when I challenged Rolf to the most difficult badge he had in the Urban Rangers."

"The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge," Edd explained. "Jonny said that no one had earned that badge in 50 years."

"Boy, that sounded like a really difficult badge to earn," J.D. commented.

"What did you have to do to get it?" Varie asked.

"I had to go through a series of tests," Eddy explained.

"The first test was The Wax of Wailing," Ed explained. "We put wax on Eddy and Rolf's legs and pulled the wax off with a leather strip on Jimmy's Signal."

"That must've hurt a lot," Lincoln said.

"It's like pulling superglue duct tape off your leg and ripping your skin off," J.D. explained.

Lana winced. "Ouch."

"Yeah. The Bumping of the Funny Bone," Edd explained, "was the second test." Eddy and Rolf had to slam their arms into an open file cabinet drawer."

"That had to hurt," Lynn observed.

"It tickled a little," Eddy admitted. "The third test was called The Bramble Bush of Bellyache. Rolf and I had to run through a bramble bush naked."

"Yikes!" Lola exclaimed. "That had to hurt. But that is gross."

"I agree with you, Lola," Eddy said. "It did, and I came out with a lot of bleeding cuts."

"The fourth test was The Pendulum of Protest," Edd explained. "Eddy and Rolf were in between three boulders tied to the swing set in Newton's Cradle, and Eddy and Rolf had to last as long as they could while the boulders swung back and forth with kinetic motion."

"Fascinating," Lisa said in awe. "A Giant Newton's Cradle Endurance Test."

"The last test was the most difficult," Ed stated. "It was called The Tour of Tears. Eddy and Rolf dove off a cliff, into a water tower, into the path of an oncoming train, down a railroad track into a sofa slingshot and they get launched and crash land in the Circle of Supremacy. He had a lot of broken bones because of it."

J.D. winced sympathetically. "Ooh. That must've really been painful."

Edd nodded in agreement. "Yes. But there is some good news: Eddy won."

"Eddy won!" J.D. exclaimed, stunned.

They all cheered for him.

"How, Eddy?" Lincoln asked.

"It turns out I passed out one second after Rolf," Eddy explained.

Luan made a joke. "You gave Rolf a PAINFUL defeat." She then laughed. "Get it?"

They all laughed at her pun.

"I get it Luan," Eddy laughed.

"I'll say this, Eddy," J.D. said. "You may enjoy Jawbreakers, but your body is as tough as a block of reinforced steel."

Jessie nodded. "I agree."

"I saw the entire thing and it was extremely rough," Sarah stated.

"You guys have been through a lot," Woody pointed out.

Ed agreed. "Yeah. But we all had fun."

"What happened to Rolf and the Urban Rangers after you won that badge, Eddy?" J.D. asked.

"Rolf was so humiliated that he shut himself away in his house and never came out. That is until our biggest scam went wrong and the Vengeance Express came after us. And the Kankers torturing us," Eddy explained.

"At least everyone forgave you and became your friends after that," Lily pointed out.

"Yeah, that's true," Eddy admitted.

They continued to talk about many fun adventures and more throughout the rest of the day.

THE END

The Episodes that were mentioned:

01: Shoo Ed.

02: Honor thy Ed.

03: Know it All Ed.

04: Run for Your Ed.

05: Wish You Were Ed.

06: Ed in a Halfshell.

07: Mission Ed-Possible.

08: A Glass of Warm Ed.

09: One Size Fits Ed.

10: Thick As an Ed.

11: Fool on The Ed.

12: The Good, The Bad, and the Ed.