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Same Day: Miami, Florida
The Mandarin's Mansion: Basement / Dungeon
Dipper blocks guard 5 from shooting at him and pushes him away. Dipper sees guard 4 and leans back as he shoots at guard 5, making him groan and fall. Dipper blasts at guard 4, making him duck for cover, then Dipper lowers his hand and blasts guard 5 behind him.
Dipper quickly grabs guard 6's arm, pushes up, and rounds it away, turning his back to guard 6 chest, trying to aim his gun at guard 5, but he struggles, then stomps his Iron Man foot on guard 6's foot, making him scream in pain.
Dipper shoots at guard 5 as he is getting up, with guard 6 still holding the gun. Dipper then activates his foot thruster, making them both fly back to the wall behind them.
Dipper then rips the gun out of guard 6's hand before grabbing the back of his neck and flipping him to the ground. Then turns to the last guard in the room one level down, pointing the gun and his Iron Man hand at him.
Guard 7 looks at Dipper before raising his hands up in surrender, "Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird." He drops the gun, and Dipper wiggles his Iron Man fingers, waving to the guard to leave. Guard 7 runs out of the room.
Jazz uncovers her arms from her head, looking around in awe. Dipper casually walks over to her, grabs her hand, helping her up. They both walk down the hallway, just as the rest of the Iron Man suit attaches to Dipper.
Dipper drops the gun and grunts as the back of the helmet, without the facial slit, and right arm attaches to him, turning to face the rest as they fly in, "Ah! Better late than never." His manhood area attaches along with the chest piece. He looks at Jazz, "Where's Mabel?"
Jazz tells Dipper, "Should be where we left her, at the motel." Dipper narrows his eyes, thinking, "Hopefully, she is resting and healing and, importantly, off the grid, so that guy can't find her." Dipper nods, knowing she's talking about Bill.
Outside: The Mandarin's Mansion
Dipper and Jazz walk out as the last of the Iron Man suit attaches on. Dipper mutters, "Not this time." He quickly catches the facial slit, "Not the face." He attaches the slit himself, breathing out happily, "Phew! It's good to be back." He greets, "Hello, by the way."
JARVIS's voice greets back as a military helicopter flies above them, "Oh, hello, sir." Jazz moves backward to hide behind a column not to be seen and still looks to see them fly away as Dipper looks up to see the Iron Woman suit fly away.
Inside: Building Hallway
Mabel wakes up on the stairs, where she got knocked unconscious. She rubs the back of her hand on her head, still feeling the hit as a guard's voice speaks through the speakers, "All personnel, Dipper is loose and somewhere in the compound." Mabel looks around to see the hallway empty, "Repeat. Dipper is loose and somewhere in the compound." Mabel gets up and runs up the stairs.
Outside: The Mandarin's Mansion
Dipper takes a running start, trying to fly, "Ah! Let's go!" His thrusters misfires as he tries to activate them. Dipper looks down, "Aw, crap." He turns to look at Jazz, who gives him an amused blank look with a shake of her head and starts jogging away, "Jazz, wait up!"
Balcony
Guard 8 groans as he's pushed off the balcony by Mabel, who jumps down after him. Mabel lands on her feet and drops to her knees beside guard 8 to punch him out as he tries to get up again. Mabel searches his pockets.
Stairs
Jazz runs down the stairs with Dipper following, only to struggle in his suit and not fall.
Below The Balcony
Mabel finds guard 8's cell phone and looks up to see her suit fly away. She calls Dipper, "Dipper?"
Inside: Dipper's Iron Man Suit
Dipper immediately answers, "Mabel, tell me that was you that was in that suit."
Outside: Below The Balcony
Mabel moves the cell phone to her shoulder to hold it against her ear, "No." Mabel grabs guard 8's gun, "You got yours?"
Dipper's voice stutters a bit, "Uh... Mmm. Kind of."
Inside: Dipper's Iron Man Suit
Dipper tells Mabel, "Main house, as fast as you can."
Outside: Below The Balcony
Mabel holds the phone and gets up to run as Dipper's voice tells her, "There's somebody I'd like you to meet."
Inside: Main House
Living Room
Fiddleford was on his recliner, holding a can of beer, snoring as he was sleeping while 3 girls in their underwear played ping-pong.
Two guards walk into the room with their guns raised to fire at any danger. Guard 9 demands to the girls, "You, you, you! Move! Get out!" The girls whimper as they leave the room.
Guard 10 informs, "The room is secure. I have eyes on the Mandarin."
Dipper in the suit walks in, holding a paddle in his hand and a car battery in the other, hooked up to the suit, "What's this? I had winners." The two guards turn around to face him with their guns up and shoot at him, but the bullets bounce off the suit.
Suddenly, Mabel jumps through the window and shoots guard 9. The gunshot startles Fiddleford awake for him to take a sip of his beer immediately. Mabel then shoots guard 10. Dipper walks farther into the room with the facial slit open, Jazz following behind him.
Mabel stands up, aiming her gun at Fiddleford as Fiddleford looks at Dipper in the suit, amazed, "What have you come as?" Mabel walks over to Fiddleford.
Mabel warns Fiddleford as she kicks and holds the recliner down with her foot, "You make a move, and I break your face." She's aiming the gun close to Fiddleford's face. Dipper and Jazz walk closer. Jazz looks at the dead guards on the floor uncomfortably.
Fiddleford looks at Dipper, saying slowly, "I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me."
Both Jazz and Mabel look over at Dipper with their eyes narrowed in disbelief. Jazz gestures to Fiddleford with her left hand as she stands on Dipper's left, "This is the Mandarin?"
Dipper waves his hand off knowingly, "Yeah, I know, it's... It's embarrassing." He looks at Jazz, "Diagnosis, Doc?"
Jazz inspects Fiddleford from where she's standing, "Drugged and drunk off his ass."
Dipper nods, "Agreed."
Fiddleford ignores what they said and introduces himself, raising his right hand to shake, "Hi, Fiddleford. Fiddleford McGucket." Mabel slaps his hand in annoyance. Fiddleford continues, putting his hand down, "I know I'm shorter in person. Smaller. Everyone says that." Fiddleford points at Dipper as he gives him a pointed look, "But, um, hey, if you're here to arrest me, there are some people I'd like to roll on."
Dipper interrupts Fiddleford, "Here's how it works, Meryl Streep." He points at Mabel knowingly, "You tell her where Pacifica is, and she'll stop doing it."
Fiddleford asks, confused, "Doing what?" Mabel puts the hot barrel of her gun to Fiddleford's right ear, making a sizzling sound as she quickly burns him.
Fiddleford flinches and rubs his ear as he cries out, "Oh! I get it! Ow! That hurt. I get it! I get it!" Mabel raises her eyebrows, giving him a look as she nods, "I don't know about any Pacifica, but I know about the plan." He pulled his hand away from his ear to see if there was any blood, but there wasn't.
Dipper demands Fiddleford, "Spill."
Mabel asks Fiddleford, "Do you know what they did to my suit?"
Fiddleford looks at Mabel weirdly, "What? No." He continues as he drowns and stutters a bit about his words, "But know it's happening off the coast. Something to do with a big boat. I can take you there." He looks at the TV; a soccer game on, he chants, startling Mabel, making her flinch and look behind her to the TV, "Ole', ole', ole', ole'."
Mabel looks at Dipper, "Dipper, I swear to God, I'm gonna blow his face off."
Fiddleford continues, "Oh, and this next bit may also include the vice president." The three look at him. Fiddleford notices and asks, "Is that... Is that important?"
Dipper tilts his head, "Somewhat."
Mabel nods, giving Fiddleford the apparent tone, "Yeah, a little bit."
Jazz nods as she says with honest sarcasm, "I would say so." Fiddleford nods. Dipper looks at Mabel and Jazz and nods to the side, meaning to talk privately.
The three stand together. Dipper asks, "So?"
Mabel asks, "What are we gonna do?" Fiddleford sits up straight.
Jazz nods, "Yeah." The two look at her, and she continues, "I mean, we don't have any transport."
Dipper agrees, "Right." He looks at Jazz, "You're not going."
Jazz gives Dipper a look of disbelief, "Excuse me? Yes, I am going."
Dipper denies, "No, you're not." Jazz scoffs, "Look, I don't want any trouble with your brother."
Jazz gives Dipper a look about mentioning Danny, "I don't need my brother to save me every time I get into a bad situation."
Dipper rubs his head/helmet, "Look, you should've gone home when I left, or you should've stayed at the motel."
Jazz argues, "Dipper, I'm not just a doctor. I'm a scientist as well. I can help you figure out how to stop this, meaning the Extremis." Dipper sighs, knowing she's right but doesn't want to put her in any more danger than she already is.
Mabel interrupts, "Guys, let's just figure out how we're gonna get there, alright?" The two nod, and before anything else is said, they hear a beer can open. The three turn to look at Fiddleford.
Dipper asks, "Hey, Ringo. Didn't you say something about a 'lovely speedboat'?" Fiddleford says nothing.
Outside: On The Water
Fiddleford's speedboat speeds across the lake.
Inside: Fiddleford's Speedboat
Dipper with his helmet off, and Mabel is standing behind Jazz, who's driving the boat.
Dipper says, "If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where Pacifica is."
Mabel looks at Dipper, "But we also have to figure out this vice president thing, right?"
Dipper repeats, "Right." He looks down, "I wonder who I'm calling right now." He holds up his phone, "Oh! That's the vice president."
Inside: Vice President's Home
The Vice President nods to the man, handing him the cell phone, "Thanks." He puts the phone to his ear, "Hello?"
Dipper's voice says through the phone, "Sir, this is Dipper Pines."
The Vice President hid his shocked look, "Welcome back to the land of the living."
Inside: Fiddleford's Speedboat
Jazz holds up the radio's CB to Dipper as he leans forward to speak, "We believe you're about to be drawn into the Mandarin campaign. We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible."
Inside: Vice President's Home
The Vice President slowly walks forward, telling Dipper, "Mr. Pines, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham surrounded by the Agency's finest. The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Mabel Pines. I think we're good here." He stops walking.
Mabel's voice says through the phone, "Sir, this is Colonel Mabel Pines." The Vice President narrows his eyes in confusion as he looks down.