It starts at the beaches by Lake Michigan.
Lynn Sr. is driving J.D., Varie, Aylene, Jessie, Riley, Jeri, The Teen Titans, Minato, Kushina, Kakashi, Naruto and the girls, The Ed's, and the Loud Siblings in a modified and larger Vanzilla. They call it Vanzilla 2.0. Woody is driving his car, accompanied by his nephew Knothead and niece Splinter. Clyde and his dads are driving in their van, while the Santiagos and Casagrande's are driving in their purple Minivan.
"Thank you for taking us to the beach, Mr. Lynn," J.D. said.
"No problem, J.D.," Lynn Sr. replied. "You're going to love it."
"I have a feeling I am," J.D. admitted. "Lake Erie and the Great Lakes are like miniature oceans on the North American mainland."
"That is the exact term to describe them," Lisa said. "As you said. Everyone needs to have some fun once in a while."
Leni grinned. "Totes! I'm gonna have some F-O-N, Fun."
"We all are," Varie agreed.
"Yeah," Aylene replied. "This is going to be fun."
"This is going to be really fun," Shannon said. "I've never been to the beach before."
"You'll love it, Shannon," Laney told her.
They all arrive at the beach, unload, and set up spots for them to sit back and relax.
"All right guys, put on your sunscreen," Lynn Sr. instructed.
"All right," J.D. replied.
They all put on sunscreen to avoid getting sunburned.
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J.D. told the viewers, "Remember, kids, always wear sunscreen when you're at the beach or outside having fun. The sun's ultraviolet radiation can harm you and is a leading cause of skin cancer."
Lisa nodded. "Exactly. The Sun may be a sphere of burning hydrogen and helium gases, but its radiation is considered dangerous."
J.D. remarked, "Can't argue with that, Lisa."
Naruto exclaimed, "J.D., this is going to be so cool."
"I know, little brother," J.D. agreed. "This is going to be fun." He told the viewers, "In case you're wondering where Sasuke is, he's sick with a cold, and he couldn't come with us.
"Yeah," Naruto replied. "That stinks. But when we get back, we'll tell him everything."
"Yeah," J.D. replied. "This is going to be fun."
""You said it, J.D.," agreed Sakura.
"This is going to be fun," agreed Fu.
Jeri agreed. "You said it Fu."
Rin grinned. "I love the beach. Right Minato-sensei?"
"We all do, Rin," replied Minato.
"As long as Jiraiya isn't here with us," Kakashi pointed out. "The last time we were here, I caught him sneaking a peek at Mikoto and pulverized him severely."
J.D. shook his head. "Boy, he really is a pervert. I can tell that he is a menace to all women in general. Let me check and see if he's here."
He concentrates and scans the area for Jiraiya's energy signal, which reveals that he is hiding on the beach. "I sense his signal," he says, pointing to a nearby bush about 200 yards away. "He's hiding in that bush over there."
"Are you sure?" Kushina asked.
"My energy sensing abilities have never proven me wrong," J.D. said. "If I may ask, though Kushina, how did you pulverize Master Jiraiya?"
"Oh, I found a sign at the beach that said Jiraiya was not allowed on the beach due to harassment of women, and I found him in a bush and beat him to a pulp, ya know," Kushina explained.
"I believe it, and I think it's coincidental," J.D. said. "Master Jiraiya is here at this beach, just as he was at the beach you visited."
"Has Master Jiraiya ever been beaten up by Lady Tsunade for his antics?" Lincoln asked.
J.D. nodded. Oh, yeah. Lady Tsunade herself told me so. When she caught him at the hot springs, she practically crushed him into oblivion, breaking six ribs and rupturing a few of his organs.
"Holy mackeral!" exclaimed Laney, stunned. "That is unbelievable!"
"I know Laney," J.D. agreed. "I was floored when I heard it from Lady Tsunade. It's a shame she couldn't join us. Lady Tsunade and Shizune both deserve a vacation."
Kushina nodded. "You're right about that. But all that paperwork is making it impossible, ya know."
"I believe it," J.D. uttered. "If only... I'll be right back." he gasped as he got an idea. "I just had an idea!"
He ran over to Lynn Sr. "Mr. Lynn? I got to make a quick stop to the Leaf."
"Okay J.D," replied Lynn Sr. "Be back in 10 minutes."
"Okay," responded J.D.
He used Instant Transmission to beam over to the Leaf.
In the Leaf.
Lady Tsunade was overworked doing all the paperwork when J.D. appeared.
"J.D. you sure surprised me," Lady Tsunade remarked.
J.D. began, "I'm sorry to appear like this Lady Tsunade, but I have some good news for you." I've figured out a way for you to defeat the most dreaded enemy of all Kages: Paperwork. "I can tell it's been piling up in here."
In frustration, Lady Tsunade rubbed her head. "I know, and it's giving me a headache."
"Well, don't worry any longer," J.D. said. "Have you ever thought about using Shadow Clones to get the job done?"
Her face turned red as she gave his idea some thought.
"I had no idea that could be done," Lady Tsunade admitted. "Would you mind leaving the office for a moment?"
J.D., fearful, stated, "I have a feeling I know what you're about to do. One sec." He takes out his walkie-talkie. "Naruto! Code Red-Brown! Code Red-Brown!" He stows away his walkie-talkie. "Okay. Let her rip!"
He hurried out the door, covering his ears, and the ANBU and Shizune joined him, covering their ears as well.
Lady Tsunade flew into a rage and ranted so loudly that it could be heard from 5 miles away. After 3 minutes, she finally stopped. "You can all come back in now!"
J.D. pushes the door open. "Are you feeling better, Lady Tsunade?" He notices multiple Tsunade Clones at work. "Sweet Mother of French Toast! You created 20 clones!"
"Yep," replied Lady Tsunade. "And I figured I deserved a vacation. Shizune. We're going to the beach!"
"Yes Milady," Shizune replied.
Lady Tsunade remarked, "J.D., we're going to change into our swimsuits and we'll be right out."
"Okay," J.D. said. "I'll be outside waiting."
He left the office, and Lady Tsunade and Shizune appeared five minutes later. Lady Tsunade was wearing a lovely purple one-piece swimsuit, while Shizune was wearing a black bikini.
"You two look amazing," J.D. remarked.
"Thank you," Lady Tsunade replied.
"Just a heads up," J.D. said. "I sensed Master Jiraiya is at the beach where we are, and he's up to his old tricks as usual."
"Thank you for telling me, J.D.," Lady Tsunade said.
"We appreciate it," Shizune added.
J.D. nodded. "Not a problem. Stay close to me."
Lady Tsunade and Shizune placed their hands on J.D.'s shoulders as J.D. used Instant Transmission to beam them to the beach.
Back at the Beach.
J.D., Lady Tsunade and Shizune all appeared.
"Hey guys!" J.D. exclaimed. "I'm back, and Lady Tsunade and Shizune are with me."
Naruto waved at them. "Hey Aunt Tsunade! Shizune!"
"Hey Naruto," said Lady Tsunade. "J.D. is an amazing guy. Thanks to the Shadow Clones, I now have a lot of free time."
Sakura smiled, "That is fantastic, Tsunade-Sensei. We got Naruto's warning."
Then Lady Tsunade said, "That reminds me. J.D., what was Code Red-Brown?"
J.D. blinked and said, "Oh. Lady Tsunade, I mean no disrespect. But that's the color code for a Lady Tsunade Temper Rant. Lincoln introduced me to a special Color Code Warning System that he and Clyde had created, and I shared it with everyone else, including Naruto."
Lady Tsunade nodded. "I see. Good thinking J.D. Lets now relax."
"Let's," agreed J.D.
While they were unwinding, Naruto created some Shadow Clones to protect Lady Tsunade from Jiraiya.
While J.D. and Varie were relaxing, they were interrupted by the loud crashing of a huge heavy-weight bar lifted and slammed onto the ground by a heavy-lifting body builder named Hunk Hardbody, attempting to attract the attention of a bunch of beautiful girls in swimsuits.
"Yeah! Pump it up!" He spins the weight around on his fingertips. "Well what do you girls think!? Is this great or what?"
"Great," the ladies said, bored.
"Let's hear it for Hunk Hardbody!" He flexes his muscles. "Pump it up! On his back and arms, a train whistled. "I'd be so great. I'd be so great."
"Looks like those girls are bored with that big behemoth," J.D. observed.
"Yeah," agreed Varie. "They sure are."
J.D. declared, "I think I'll teach that oversized palooka a thing or two about not overexerting your pride and narcissism."
He walked over to where the bodybuilder was.
"Go get him, J.D.," Varie said.
"I will," J.D. replied. He told the viewers, "I may not look strong on the outside. But I'm a superpowered powerhouse on the inside, and I feel like I'll have a huge fan club by the time I'm done here."
"What the matter with you girls!? Don't you know greatness when you see it? I am the most colossal, the most stupendous, the most sensational..."
J.D. makes the scene and then says to Hunk, "And the most obnoxious, over-inflated palooka that ever lived." Hunk's body had deflated to the point of hanging fat. "Sorry to intrude like this, but you were interrupting our relaxation. Put a sock in it, please. Thank you." Greeting the girls, he said, "Hello, ladies."
"Oh, he's so dreamy!" exclaimed the first lady.
"He's so cute!" added the other lady.
"Our hero!" both ladies yelled, both ladies together.
Angered, Hunk turned red, blew his stack, and was furious. "Hey you little punk! I'll pulverize you into mush for stealing my girls!"
"I'd like to see you try you overgrown tub of bad protein," J.D. retorted.
Hunk's nose and face were red with steam, and he tried to punch him, but he grabbed his punch.
"Ladies, you may want to step back a bit," J.D. warned. The girls moved out of the way, and he slammed Hunk into the floor on both sides of him. As he was doing it, he yawned. He then tied him up and created some enormous sand bowling pins. "Watch this, ladies. J.D. Knudson for a perfect game." To the viewers, J.D. said: "What can I say? Sometimes I like to show off." He rolled Hunk down the beach, hitting the sand pins with incredible force, knocking them all down, and the ladies cheered for him as he crashed. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."
The lifeguard was clapping. "Bravo, J.D.! Bravo!"
Everyone, including Naruto and Lady Tsunade, was cheering for him.
"That was one to Strike Up!" Luan joked and then laughed. "Get it?"
Varie, Eddy, Starfire, Leni, Ed, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Rita, Lady Tsunade, Shizune, Rin, Sakura, Fu, Ino, Hinata, and Naruto laughed while the rest of Luan's siblings sighed.
"Good one," Lynn Sr. chuckles.
Laughing, Eddy says, "Funny Luan!"
While lying in a sand pile, Hunk had birds and stars circling his head.
J.D. was waving to everyone. "Thank you. Thank you." He told the viewers, "If this were a real bowling tournament, I would surely win."
Announcer: All right, beachgoers! It's time for the Lake Erie Muscle Beach powerlifting competition!
J.D.'s eyes lit up. "Ooh! Sign me up!"
Hunk then came up to him. "You think you can lift more than I can? I'm the greatest thing since Beta Caratene!"
J.D. rolled his eyes. "We shall see. Right, ladies?"
"Go get him, J.D.!" yelled one of the ladies.
J.D. waved, and the competition began.
ROUND 1: The Weight Bars
Hunk was lifting a 200-pound barbell. "Beat that wimp!" As he dropped the weight, it crashed.
J.D. effortlessly lifted a heavy weight with 6-ton anchors for weights. "Ta Da!" Everyone cheered for him.
Announcer: J.D. Knudson wins!
"Oh, yeah!? Watch this!" Hunk walks over to a weight bar with giant 9-ton weights on it and is having trouble lifting it.
"Let me try," J.D. suggested. He walked over and easily lifted it, and everyone roared.
"Way to go, J.D.!" shouted Varie.
"All right, J.D.!" Lincoln yelled.
"Whoo! That's my friend there!" cheered Lynn.
J.D. set the weight down. He told the viewers, "I might like showing off, but I don't let it get to my head. I'm not in it for the fame and fortune, I just like doing it for fun."
ROUND 2: Weight toss.
The next game was to throw a heavy weight into Lake Erie as far as possible, and whoever threw the farthest wins.
J.D. and Hunk, along with four other musclebound men, each had a 10-ton weight. A red buoy was attached to each of the weights.
Announcer: First up, Don the Whale Lift.
Don threw his weight into the lake, which splashed far into the water.
A man rowed out on a kayak and measured the distance. "200 yards!"
Announcer: Fantastic! Next up. Larry the Typhoon Blower.
Larry spun the weight around and threw it a considerable distance away, where it splashed.
"210 yards!" the measurer yelled.
Announcer: "Great job!" The third contender is not important. "Next, Sandy the Texas Bull!"
Sandy tossed the weight into the air, spun around, and kicked it into the lake a great distance away.
"510 yards!" yelled the measurer.
"Wow! Great throw Sandy!" J.D. complimented.
"Thanks J.D.," said Sandy in a southern accent. "Good luck."
"Thank you," J.D. replied.
Announcer: Fabulous! Next, Hunk Hardbody!
Hunk threw his weight into the water, and it splashed close to where Sandy's weight was.
"510 Yards!" yelled the measurer.
Announcer: Wow! It's a tie!
"Let's hear it for Hunk Hardbody!" yelled Hunk.
There was no cheer from the crowd, and all that could be heard was the sound of crickets.
Announcer: Last Contestant, J.D. Knudson.
Everyone cheered wildly for him.
J.D. took a deep breath. "All right. Here goes."
He grabbed his weight and spun it around rapidly before kicking it far. It splashed down farther than Sandy's and Hunk's.
"725 yards!" yelled the measurer.
Announcer: Unbelievable! What a throw! J.D. Knudson wins the Lake Erie Muscle Beach Championship!
Everyone cheered wildly for him, and the ladies lifted him in a mesh net, Sandy accompanying them.
"I will never give up against you, J.D!" declared Hunk. "I am still the greatest!"
J.D. rolled his eyes. "Sheesh, buddy, give it a rest already."
Hunk Hardbody's name is now Mud.
They were driving home in Vanzilla, and J.D. had a nice solid gold trophy with a muscular arm on it, and J.D. was given a check for $500,000.00.
"Boy, J.D., you really dominated that whole competition!" Lynn Sr. exclaimed. "Awesome job!"
"Thanks, Mr. Lynn," J.D. replied. "But I wasn't in it for the fame, fortune, or notoriety. I did it for fun."
"You were awesome, J.D," Lynn said. I don't think I could have won that contest."
"You can do it, Lynn," J.D. assured her. "You just have to work hard, believe in yourself, and show them how it's done right."
"That's right, Jr., Rita remarked. "You are already great at sports. You can be great at anything with a lot of training."
Lynn smiled gratefully. "Thanks mom. Thanks J.D."
"No problem," J.D. responded.
"J.D., you were incredible," Varie said.
"Thanks, Varie," J.D. remarked. "This was a great trip to the beach."
"You said it, J.D.," Lori agreed.
Aylene stated, "This was fun.
"You said it," Naruto agreed.
"This was a fun trip to the beach," Laney remarked. "It's one I'll never forget."
"Me neither," Crysta remarked.
"Same here," Lana agreed.
Laney stated, "None of us will ever forget this one." She winks, and the screen iris in.
THE END