Timber and the other dwarfs reluctantly approach a trough that's filled with water; working up the courage to wash.
"Don't be nervous," Timber told them.
Cheese stirs his finger around in the water. "Gosh, it's wet."
Hay Fever dips his finger in the water. "Brrrrrrrrrrr! It's cold, too."
"We ain't gonna do it, are we?" asked Tender.
"Well, it-it-it'll pleased the princess," Timber said.
"I'll take a chance for her," said Cheese.
"Me too!" said Tender, Hay Fever, and Big Mac in unison.
"Hah! Her wiles are beginning to work," claimed Cranky, about Fluttershy. "But I'm warning ya: ya give 'em an inch, and they'll walk all over ya."
"Don't listen to that warthog," Timber told the others. "Come on now, men."
"How hard do you scrub?" asked Hay Fever.
"Will our whiskers shrink?" asked Big Mac.
"Do you get in the tub?" asked Cheese.
"Do you have to wash where it doesn't show?" asked Tender.
"Now-now, don't get excited," said Timber. "Here we go..."
Step up to the tub
It ain't no disgrace
Just pull up your sleeves
And get 'em in place
Then scoop up the water
And rub it on your face
And go "Brrr, brrr, brrrrr"!
Pick up the soap
Now don't try to bluff
Work up a lather
And when you got enough
Get your hands full of water
Ya snort and ya snuff
And go "Brrr, brrr, brrrrr"!
You douse and you souse
Rub and ya scrub
Sputter and splash
All over the tub
(A fly lands on the soap and it begins to lather itself with it as a bubble emits; growing bigger.)
You may be cold and wet
When you're done
But ya gotta admit
It's good clean and fun
(Suddenly, the bubble bursts; surprising the fly.)
So splash all ya like
It ain't any trick
As soon as you're through
You'll feel mighty slick
"Bunch of nanny goats, ya make me sick going "Buhluhluh, buhluhluh-luhluhluh"!" Cranky rebuked and then he spits to the side.
Timber is cleaning the heads of the other dwarfs with a long brush. He is about to go to Snails, who refuses to be scrubbed as he constantly moves around, which irritates him. Timber whacks Snails on the head with the brush, causing him to fall head first into the tub, uttering bubbly noises and he scrubs his tushy instead.
"Haah! Next thing you'll know she'll be tying our beards up in pink ribbons and smellin' ya up with that stuff called, uh...per-foom. Hah!" Cranky disdainfully said with irony and then he spits again.
The dwarfs continued washing up. Cheese wrings his beard out and he shakes off the water on Timber, who gave him a crossed look. Snails on the other hand is hitting his head with his hand, which is filled with water. He shakes his head, but the water just caused his head to wobble. He plugs his mouth with his finger and he releases the water out from his ears. Hay Fever, who is blinded from the water, feels around for something to dry himself off and he feels around Tender — who is wringing out his beard — and he grabbed and pulled his undershirt from his coat and uses it to dry off his face; much to Tender's surprise. Big Mac, who is also blinded from the water also feels around for something to dry himself off and he grabbed Tender's beard and uses it to dry off his face as well.
"A fine, bunch of water lilies you turned out to be," Cranky snarked and Timber overhears his derision as he looked back at Cranky with a surprised look on his face. "I'd like to see anybody make ME wash, if I didn't wanna."
Timber becomes miffed over Cranky's impertinence and he called the others by clearing his throat and he gets them into a huddle, coming up with a plan on Cranky. Cheese pops his head up looking over at Cranky, chuckling, and he goes back down in the huddle. Snails pops his head up as well, looking over at Cranky with a happy expression on his face but Cheese shoves his head back down. The dwarfs then break the huddle and they began to walk casually over to Cranky with their hands behind their backs, whistling nonchalantly. Once they're there, Cranky suspiciously looks at each and every dwarf surrounding him who are pretending to be innocent as they rock back and forth on their feet with their hands still behind their backs.
"Get him!" said Timber and he and the others tackle down Cranky, causing the barrel he was sitting on to break in the process. Once they have seized Cranky, they begin to take him over to the tub.
"Hey! Let go of me!" Cranky cried as he wriggled around.
"Get him over to the tub! Get him over to the tub!" Timber told the others ambitiously.
"Let me loose, ya fools, let me loose!" Cranky angrily demanded, trying to break free from their grasp.
"Get him up on the dub—on the mub—th-the tub...!" Timber pressurized.
While the others are trying to get Cranky into the tub, Snails goes under Hay Fever and he elevates him; aiding him. Cranky shoves Hay Fever with his feet, causing him to fall onto Snails who bumped into Timber and the two rolled back across the ground. Once they've stopped rolling, Timber unexpectedly has Snails cradled in his arms who is looking at him lovingly while embracing him. Displeased, Timber tosses Snails aside.
"Get the soap!" Timber told Snails imperatively and Snails nodded affirmatively with a happy expression on his face. He gets up, tripping over on his coat for a moment and he ran towards the bar of soap and he picked it up. Before he can get it to the others, it slips out of his hand repeatedly. The soap slips several more times before it rockets into the air, but bumps Snails right on the head. He looks at the soap, determined not to get the better of him and he sneaks up on it like a predacious animal and he pounces it. Unfortunately, it bounces off of Timber's backside and into his mouth. A second later, he hiccups bubbles, all the while looking for the soap. After another hiccup, Snails pats his stomach and feels a rounded rectangular shape; he had incidentally swallowed the soap. Just as he realizes this, he falls down and he gets into a hiccupping fit.
Meanwhile, the other dwarfs are restraining Cranky as Hay Fever scrubs his beard with a brush and Timber pouring water from a watering can — that's dangling on the end of a long, wooden rod he's holding — over his head. Cheese scrubs Cranky's head with a brush and then he tilts his head back for Timber to scrub his teeth.
(Timber) Now, scrub good and hard
It can't be denied
That he'll look mighty cute
As soon as he's dried
(Timber/Big Mac/Cheese/Hay Fever/Tender) Well it's good for soul
And it's good for the hide
To go-
"Blblblb, blblblb, blblblblb!" Cranky uttered as the others dip him in the water three times.
Snails, who has hiccupped a lot of bubbles, holds his breath, hoping it will stop his hiccups. After a while, his face turns red and a great big one rockets him into the air. As he came back down, his head has disappeared into his coat and he lets out one more hiccup. A bubble, that's about the size of Snails' head, emerged from his coat taking his hat with it. The bubble then bursts and Snails' hat falls back on his head.
Meanwhile, the others are yet restraining Cranky, who has ribbons tied onto his beard, which are blue, and not pink like he assumed it would be.
"Ain't he sweet?" said Tender and the others laughed along with him.
Hay Fever takes a whiff of Cranky. "Smells like a...petunia!" he said and the others laughed some more.
"He sure is cute," said Cheese as he placed a flower lei on top of Cranky's head and then he kissed him on the head.
"You'll pay dearly for this!" Cranky angrily said.
"Supperrrr!" Fluttershy called out to the dwarfs while banging on the pot with the spoon.
"Supper!" Timber happily exclaimed.
"FOOD! HURRAY!" the others shouted with joy and they ran back to the cottage for supper, inadvertently dropping Cranky back into the tub. He utters bubbly noises and then he rises up from the water with the flower lei dangling on his head.
"Hah!" Cranky uttered disgustedly.
Meanwhile, back at the castle, in the throne room, Chrysalis is standing before the magic mirror holding the box she gave to Cratus.
"Magic mirror on the wall...who now is fairest of them all?" she asked.
"Over the seven jewelled hills...beyond the seventh fall... In the cottage of the seven dwarfs...dwells Snow Shy; fairest one of all," the mirror said.
"Snow Shy lies dead in the forest," Chrysalis informed. "The huntsman has brought me proof. Behold...her heart."
"Snow Shy still lives; the fairest in the land," said the mirror. "'Tis the heart of a pig you hold in your hand."
"The heart of a pig?!" Chrysalis incredulously said with anger. "And I've been tricked."
Chrysalis storms out of the throne room. She marches down a spiral staircase — infested with rats — leading to the basement. As she reaches the end, she goes through a door into a secluded laboratory. Inside the laboratory, a crow is perched on a skull — with a hollow cranium — taking a nap. The crow awakens with a start as Chrysalis shuts the door behind her.
"The heart of a pig, the blundering fool," Chrysalis peevedly said and she threw the box on the floor in frustration.
"I'll go myself to the dwarfs' cottage, in a disguise so complete, no one will ever suspect," Chrysalis said as she walked over to a shelf full of books and she selects the one that says "Disguises". She takes the book over to a desk and she flips through the pages.
"Now...a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness... Change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak."
Chrysalis placed a finger on a page that's titled "Peddler's Disguise", with a list of the ingredients below it. "Mummy dust...to make me old."
A couple minutes later, Chrysalis is at a table with various chemistry equipment, holding a vile of black liquid in one hand and holding a glass of distilled water in the other.
"To shroud my clothes...the black of night."
Chrysalis adds a drop of the liquid into the water-filled glass, turning it black.
"To age my voice...an old hag's cackle."
Chrysalis turns the flame on a bunsen burner underneath a retort flask — filled with red potion — to high, causing it to boil as the sound of a cackle fills the air and then the potion flows through the tube of the flask until it drips out the other end into the glass.
"To whiten my hair...a scream of fright."
Chrysalis turns a handle on a rusty-looking container and a white liquid pours out from it into the potion, turning it green. A ghost-shaped cloud emits from the potion as it lets out a loud, anguished shriek.
Chrysalis stood before a barred window and she held the potion to it. "A blast of wind...to fan my hate!"
The gusting wind fills the room as the crow tries to fight against the blast.
"A thunderbolt...!" Chrysalis said and said thunderbolt strikes the potion. "...To mix it well. Now...begin thy magic spell."
Chrysalis takes the glass and she drinks down every single drop of the potion. After downing the potion, she drops the glass on the floor which resulted in a shatter and she clutches her throat; gasping for air as the room began doing a vertigo effect. Her transformation begins with her hair flailing about as it turns white.
"Look...my hands!" said Chrysalis as they start to turn bony and claw-like.
"My voice...!" Chrysalis said with a cracked voice. "My voice..."
Chrysalis cackles and she now reveals her new appearance; a witchy-looking old hag with a warty nose, pasty-white hair, and wearing a jet black cloak.
"A perfect disguise," Chrysalis said and then she cackled again as the terrified crow falls into the skull. The crow peeps through the skull's left eye socket and right eye socket.
"And now...a special sort of death...for one so fair..." Chrysalis said and she flips through the pages in a spell book. "What shall it be...?
The crow — still inside the skull — watches Chrysalis with curiosity as she's scrutinizing a page.
"Ahhhh! A poisoned apple," Chrysalis said after her cry of discovery made the crow jump back in fright. "'Sleeping Death'," she read, followed by a chortle.
"'One taste of the poisoned apple, and the victim's eyes will close forever...in the sleeping death'."
Chrysalis stares at the fourth wall with a sinister look on her face.