"hey what the fuck?" a grey haired man yelled.

"what?" I asked.

"why the fuck were me and Kakuzu-"

"Kakuzu and I." his partner corrected him.

"yeah yeah, whatever. why the fuck were we not in the last chapter?"

"I'm curious about that too. I thought we were your favorite Akatsuki duo."

"ah, well you see... I didn't know what to do with you guys. sorry."

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"so I guess we won't appear in this story?" Kakuzu said in a tone that stated that he really didn't care either way.

"well technically this omake-"

"YOU KNOW WHAT HE FUCKING MEANT!"

"okay fine, later in this book. I promise."