It's quite early at the Knudson-Loud-Anderson House. Lana awakens, yawning, and notices Lola asleep with her sleeping mask on.

"Lola always needs her beauty sleep," Lana explained. "So, that leaves me to get breakfast for myself."

Lana jumped out of bed and stretched her back before sliding down the banister and landing on the couch.

"You may know why I slid on the banister. It's better than walking on the stairs, and it's also faster," Lana explained to the viewers.

Lana went to the kitchen to get something to eat, and she looked in the freezer for waffles, but there were none. She then looked in the breadbox to make toast, but there were no loaves, and she looked in the pantry, but there was nothing.

"Uggh, I can't find anything!" Lana grumbled.

She punches the pantry in anger, and a box of dog biscuits falls on her; she gets up and looks at the box.

"I've got nothing left to lose," Lana sighed.

Lana takes a dog biscuit from the box, tries it, and then devours it.

Lana shrugged her shoulders. "Eh! Not bad! These are great!"

J.D. enters the room. "Good morning Lana, Are you eating dog biscuits?"

"Yep," Lana replied. "I couldn't find anything to eat, so I'm eating these, and they are good."

"I ate these when I was three, and they were nasty," J.D. recalled.

"It's not that bad," Lana added.

"For you maybe, but not for me," J.D. replied. "But, enjoy them."

J.D. gets a glass of water and walks away.

Lana then eats all the dog biscuits, after which she lies on the floor with a full stomach, rubs it, and burps.

"That was so good," Lana burped. "Yeah."

Five Minutes Later

Everyone else wakes up and heads downstairs to the kitchen, where they find Lana on the floor, her stomach full.

"There you are, Lana," Lincoln remarked. "We were all looking for you."

Lori then notices an empty box of dog biscuits next to her foot and picks it up. "Lana, did you literally eat all these dog biscuits?"

"Yep, the entire box," Lana confirmed. "I couldn't find anything to eat, so I tried one and they were great."

Lori shakes the entire box, and all she finds are crumbs.

"I was planning on making you all pancakes," Lincoln explained.

"No need, I have already eaten the dog biscuits, but your pancakes are so good, I guess I will give them a go," Lana replied.

Lana joins the others at the dining table, and Lincoln serves every one of them, including himself, a stack of pancakes, and they have their breakfast.

"Lincoln, your pancakes are always very good," Varie commented.

"Thanks, Varie," Lincoln replied.

"I agree," Aylene stated. "You make fantastic breakfasts."

"Yep," Laney agreed. "You make delicious food with love, big brother."

Twenty Minutes Later

Everyone walked upstairs to get ready; Lana put on her hat and walked out of her room and into Lori's; Lori put on her slip-on shoes.

"Hey Lana, what can I do for you?" Lori asked.

"Can you drive me to the pet store real quick?" Lana asked.

"Sure, meet me outside at the van in 5 minutes," Lori responded.

"Thanks, Lori!" Lana said, happily.

Later in Vanzilla, Lori drives Lana to the pet store, where she runs inside.

"What can I do for you, sweetie?" asked the clerk.

"I need dog biscuits!" Lana declared. "I need them now!"

"Aisle 1, sweetie," the clerk directed. She frantically runs to the first aisle and grabs a box of none other than dog biscuits. Lana put them on the counter and she gave the clerk $20. She gives Lana a receipt, and she runs to the car. Lori looks at the bag.

"Dog biscuits, it has to be dog biscuits," Lori grumbled.

She then drives the two back home, and Lana runs inside to find Charles's bowl empty, suggesting that he is hungry.

"Sorry, Charles, these are for me," Lana confessed.

Lana felt bad for Charles, so she gave him a box, opened it, and filled his bowl with dog treats.

"Eat up, Charles," Lana instructed, before petting Charles on the head and walking away.

When Lola enters Lana's room and notices crumbs all over the floor, she glares at Lana as she is munching on a box of dog biscuits.

"Lana, what is the meaning of this?!" Lola demanded. "I just vacuumed your floor!"

"I'm just having a small snack," Lana explained.

"Where are the boxes?" asked Lola.

Lola notices the empty boxes on Lana's bed. Lola gets enraged and tackles Lana and J.D. Laney and Lincoln notice this and run in to break them up.

"All right, you two, that's enough!" J.D. yelled.

"What's going on here?" Laney asked.

"Yeah!" Lincoln agreed. "Why are you two fighting?"

"Lana got her stupid dog biscuit boxes all over the bed!" complained Lola. "And I just cleaned her room!"

They see all the empty boxes.

"Holy Peanut Butter Jars!" exclaimed J.D. in shock.

"How many boxes have you eaten?" Lincoln questioned.

"I dunno, maybe two or three boxes," Lana guessed.

Lincoln and Lola glared at Lana.

"OK, seven boxes!" Lana shouted. "Now, if you need me, I need to tinkle!" she said, pulling out a newspaper.

Lana zooms into the bathroom, while J.D., Varie, Laney, Lola, and Lincoln exchange glances; it shows them cleaning up Lana's room, with Lincoln vacuuming the floor and Lola putting all the empty boxes in a waste bin.

J.D., Varie, Aylene, Laney, and Lincoln are cleaning Lola's room.

"Thank you so much for helping me clean my room, guys," Lola said.

"No problem, my little princess," J.D. responded.

"You're welcome. It's the least we can do," Lincoln added.

"I agree," Varie answered. "I love helping."

"Anything for my Little Sis," Laney remarked.

Lola and Lincoln hug and walk out of the room, leaving a trail of crumbs on the floor. Suspicious, they follow the trail downstairs and outside. They found the trail and it led to the garage, which they opened to find Lana eating another box of dog biscuits, and they glared at her.

"More dog biscuits?!" cried Varie.

"Lana!" Laney yelled. "Come on!"

"Are you kidding me?" cried Lola. "You need to stop this!"

"Hey, I love dog biscuits, and that's that!" Lana remarked.

Lana takes her boxes and storms out, while J.D., Varie, Aylene, Laney, Lola, and Lincoln take the empty boxes and toss them in the trash bin.

"Man, why won't she stop eating these?!" asked Lola.

"It's Lana, Lola, she loves eating gross and/or weird things. She eats moldy pudding, but she refuses to eat a PB&S sandwich!" Lincoln explained.

"I'm going to do something about this!" shouted Lola, outraged.

Lincoln puts his hands on Lola. "Calm down, Lola. Calm down. What's the worst that could happen?"

A Week Later

A montage shows that Lana's addiction to dog biscuits has caused a series of mishaps. Lincoln goes to his room and reads a comic; he finds crumbs within his comic and the other comic books he owns; he accidentally inhales and sucks up the crumbs, causing him to choke and fall. Lori walks downstairs to watch TV, and she reaches for the remote, but it wasn't the control, it was a wet dog biscuit; she jerks away in disgust. Leni is ready to take a shower. She opens the curtains to see the bathtub filled with dog biscuits. She was shocked and fainted. Luna is in her room looking for a guitar pick when she comes across an almost-finished dog biscuit. She sighs and uses it, but it cuts the strings on her guitar, which infuriates Luna. Gabrielle is sipping English tea and reading a book on rocks and minerals. She places her cup on a saucer and grabs for a cookie, but when she bites into it, she recoils in disgust and realizes it's a dog biscuit, so she spits it out. Outside, Luan is sunbathing in her swimsuit, while Eddy is splashing around in the small pool Lincoln bought a while ago. Luan removes her sunglasses and relaxes in the pool with Eddy, and they discover something in the water that has dog biscuits, and they run in disgust. Lynn is in the kitchen looking for something to drink when she notices the blender is full of a brown drink; she shrugs and gets a glass from the cabinet and pours the drink into it. She took a long sip and was disgusted. She looks at the counter and learns that the drink is made of; you guessed it, dog biscuits; she holds her stomach, rushes to the bathroom, and vomits in the toilet. Shannon is looking for a good place to read her crime book, so she goes out to the back deck and sits on a patio chair, and she feels something strange and sees, you guessed it, dog biscuits. Linka is brushing her teeth in the bathroom, and when she reaches for the toothpaste, she grabs, you guessed it, a dog biscuit, and she faints. Lucy is writing poems in her room when she finds dog biscuits on her books and sighs in annoyance. Laney is reading books with Riley in her room on the couch (Laney's room is large enough) when she turns the page and sees crumbs all over it. Lola walks into her room and finds many boxes of dog biscuits, which infuriates her and causes her to toss the boxes out the window; she then slips on one of the boxes and falls to the floor. Penny was in her room with Teddy and a friend when she finds they are covered in dog biscuit crumbs. Lisa went to her room to study and discovered dog biscuits in each of her beakers; in a rage, she kicked her chair over and many boxes of dog biscuits fell on her. Lastly, Lily is looking for food for her fish friends as well as a snack for herself. She picks up the fish food and finds something and begins nibbling on it, only to discover that it is a dog biscuit, which she throws away and reviles in disgust.

In Lori and Carol's room, everyone except Lana and Lincoln are having a meeting.

"I think we all know why we're here," Carol explained. "Lana has been eating a lot of dog biscuits, and it's getting on our nerves."

"This is literally a bad thing," Lori stated. "Lana's addiction to dog biscuits has annoyed us far too much!"

"Is she turning into a dog?" Leni wondered.

Ed grinned. "Aw! Can we name her Lana?" He then laughed.

Eddy rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Ed."

Luna facepalmed. "No dude, Lana has been eating dog biscuits. She has an addiction."

"She doggone it!" Luan joked.

J.D., Varie, Carol, Eddy, and Luan laugh while the others groan in annoyance. Lincoln then enters Lori and Carol's room.

"I'm sorry I was late, you guys. I was changing my clothes because they had crumbs all over them," Lincoln explained.

Lincoln then slips on a dog biscuit and falls on his back, screaming. "Ah, dang it!"

"Oh my god, are you all right?" Lynn exclaimed in a panic.

"Yeah, this dog biscuit made me fall," Lincoln answered.

"This has gone far enough!" cried Lola. Everyone marches to Lana's room and kicks down the door to find Lana, who is terribly sick. Lincoln helps Lana get back on her feet.

"Lana, are you okay?!" he asked.

"She doesn't look so good," J.D. observed.

"I think I ate too much," Lana admitted. Her stomach grumbles loudly. "Oh, no..."

She reaches for a bucket and vomits in it. Lisa inspects the box's label for ingredients.

"What's in these things?" Lynn wondered.

"Well, there's Manganese Oxide, Bacon Fat, Wheat Bran, Folic Acid, and a bunch of other harmful ingredients," Lisa explained. "These are very bad for humans and their health."

"Lana needs help fast!" Laney yelled.

"Call 911, she needs help!" Lori pleaded.

J.D. picks up the phone and dials 911.

"911, what is your emergency?" asked the operator.

"Hello, we have a little girl who is sick from eating too many dog biscuits and we desperately need an ambulance," J.D. explained.

"A little girl ate dog biscuits?" questioned the operator, skeptical. "That's unusual."

"I agree," J.D. responded, "but we believe she might be poisoned."

"We're sending an ambulance over," replied the operator. "What is the address?"

"1142 Harrington Ave," J.D. answered.

"The Knudson-Loud-Anderson Estate?" asked the operator. "They should be there right now."

"Thank you," J.D. murmured. "Bye."

Sirens were heard, and EMTs arrived with a gurney.

"Where is she?" asked the first EMT.

"This way," J.D. directed them, leading them to her room. "Her name is Lana Loud. She's six years old, and she ate a lot of dog biscuits."

"That's weird," the first EMT noted. "This has happened before."

"Really?" J.D. asked. "When was this?"

"It was three years ago," explained the first EMT. "A kid had eaten a lot of boxes of dog biscuits and died from severe Manganese Oxide Poisoning."

"That's terrible," J.D. remarked.

They went into Lana's room and she was responsive, so they lifted her onto the gurney, and Lisa and Varie checked her with the EMTs.

When Lana wakes up later at the hospital, she sees J.D., Laney, Varie, Lincoln, and Lola there. She is dressed in a hospital gown and lying in a hospital bed.

"J.D.? Varie? Laney? Lincoln? Lola? Where am I?"

"You're in the hospital, Lana," Lola informed her.

"You got sick after eating dog biscuits," Lincoln explained.

"We're lucky we got you here in time," Laney added.

"You have mild Manganese Oxide Intoxication," J.D. explained. "If we hadn't gotten you here in time, well... I don't even want to say it."

"Oh, yeah," Lana answered. "Guys, I'm sorry for my addiction. I don't know what came over me with those dog biscuits."

"Lana, we forgive you," Lola remarked.

"Me too, Lana," Laney added.

"It's not your fault, Lana," J.D. pointed out.

Lola and Lincoln hug Lana, and Lincoln hands her a glass of water, which she drinks.

"Thanks, I promise, no more dog biscuits," Lana promised.

"I'm proud of you, Lana," Lola remarked.

"Me too," Lincoln admitted.

"Same here," Laney remarked.

"The doctor said you'll have to stay here for about a month to make sure you're okay, Lana," J.D. explained.

"That's OK," Lana replied.

She once more hugged Lana, and she took a sip of water.

"Get some rest, okay?" Varie urged.

"I will Varie," Lana replied.

A Month Later

They are all watching TV in the living room. Lori walks in through the front door.

"Hey guys, we have a visitor from the hospital," Lori announced.

Lana walked in. "Hey, guys. I'm back from the hospital."

"Lana!" Lincoln runs up to Lana and hugs her. "It's good to have you back, Lana."

"It's good to be back, Lincoln," Lana replied. "C'mon, let's watch TV."

Everyone is watching TV.

"It's good to see you're not eating dog biscuits, dudette," Luna commented.

"Thank you; I'll leave them to Charles," Lana replied. "Speaking of Charles..."

Lana has a dog biscuit and throws it to Charles, who jumps and eats his treat. Lana rubs Charles's head and walks away.

"I'm glad you're back, Lana," J.D. replied.

"Me too," Lana responded. "I'm going to get something from the kitchen, and I'll be right back."

"All right, Lana," Lori replied.

"I'll come with you," Lily said.

Lana and Lily enter the kitchen and walk to the fridge.

"I've learned my lesson," Lana told the viewers. "My addiction to dog biscuits can annoy my sisters and brother, but I've given up on it and now, I'm over dog biscuits."

"That's great," Lily remarked.

Lana and Lily are eating a peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich, and Lana checks to see if no one is looking before taking a bite.

"That's so good," Lana said.

Lincoln walks in with his sandwich. "It is, Lana. I knew you liked them."

"Lincoln introduced me to this sandwich when I was a baby before I got my powers," Lily explained.

"I didn't know that, Lily," Lana admitted.

"Cheers." Lana, Lily, and Lincoln clink their sandwiches, eat their sandwiches, burp, and laugh with each other.

THE END

AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE LOUD HOUSE

"Wasn't that a great episode, everyone?" J.D. asked.

They are all cheering.

"Now, folks, addiction is never a good thing for everyone," J.D. explained. "Many people do a lot of bad things and become addicted to them."

"You name it: smoking, cocaine, heroin, meth, alcohol," Lincoln added. "It's all really addictive, and it can really mess you up. Drugs and alcohol can even land you in prison for a long time."

"Addiction ruins your life, your family, and even your friends and neighbors," Laney added.

"Addiction is a disease, not just a major problem," J.D. explained. "You have the power to stop using these things. If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction, encourage them to seek treatment as soon as possible. Remember to say "no" to drugs and alcohol."

"That's right, dudes," Luna said.

"See you all next time," J.D. said.

Everyone gave a wave and yelled, "Bye!"

This Message was brought to you by the Foundation for Alcoholism Research, the United States Drug Enforcement Agency, and the National High Organization.