It all starts in the living room. J.D., Varie, Aylene, Laney, and Lily are laughing as they go through a photo album. Lincoln enters the room.
"What are you guys doing?" Lincoln asked.
"We're looking through a photo album of some of Lily's fun times," J.D. explained.
"Nice," Lincoln commented. "Can I look too?"
"Sure," J.D. replied. "The more the merrier."
Lincoln sat down with them and saw one photo in particular.
"I remember that," Lincoln remarked. "I was trying to show Lily all the things I like."
"I remember that," Lily responded.
Flashback
Lily giggles as she smashes buttons.
"That's it!" shouted Lincoln. "You don't have your own things yet! You're like an unformed lump of clay! But if I can mold you, then someone in this house will finally like the things I like!"
Enter Clyde. "Hey Lincoln! What has two thumbs and totally wants to hang out with his best friend?" He points to himself. "This guy!"
Lincoln shoves Clyde out the door. "Sorry, Clyde. I'm in the middle of something important. I'm changing the baby."
"'Something important? Clyde wondered. "But what's more important than hanging out with this guy?" He points to himself again on "this guy" and looks in the window.
"It's just you and me, Lily!" Lincoln exclaimed. "We're going to have the best time together!"
Lily giggles and Clyde's thumbs deflate. "Lily?!"
Lincoln's room
Lincoln is showing Lily all of his material possessions.
"Here are all the things that make life worth living," Lincoln declared.
Lily reaches for her blanket. "Blankie!"
Lincoln took the blanket away. "No, no, no. You don't like this. You like this." He puts on a movie. "Starship Groupers! My favorite underwater intergalactic adventure." He's playing with the movie's ship model. "Pew-pew-pew! Check this out. It's a 500-piece replica of the starship." He said to the viewers, "Built by yours truly." He notices Lily's interest in it. "Oh, you like it? Here you go!" He hands it to her.
Lily giggles and starts playing. "Pew-pew! Pew-pew!"
"That's right!" Lincoln said. "Pew pew pew!" Lily shook it. "Uh, Lily? You gotta, you know, try to be..." Lily tosses it into the air. "...careful!" The model shatters as it crashes to the floor.
"Pew-pew...?" murmured Lily.
Lincoln, fighting back his angst, responded, "That's all right. I wanted to get the 600-piece model, anyway."
Flashback ends
"I'm sorry I broke your model, big brother," Lily apologized.
"That's alright, Lily," Lincoln replied. He notices another good photo. "I showed you my coin collection in this one."
Flashback
Lincoln proudly showed his coin collection to Lily.
"Coin collecting is a great hobby, Lily," Lincoln added. "You collect coins from all around the world and then spend hours sorting them by country and denomination." He took out his Zloty. "Who loves a Zloty? Lily does!"
Lily looks at the Zloty, then grabs and shakes the entire book collection.
"Uh, Lily?" Lincoln asked.
Lily calms down and hits Lincoln with the book.
"Thanks, Zloty..." Lincoln said, dazed.
Flashback End
They laugh.
"I remember that," Lily remarked. "You got me into coin collecting." Lily took out a coin book, which had a large assortment of coins from various countries throughout the world, as well as some bills from different countries.
"Wow!" exclaimed Lincoln. "You've been really busy, Lily. I had no idea there were different dollar bills from around the world."
"There are many types of currency from all around the world, Lincoln," J.D. explained. "The United States Dollar is not the only form of currency."
"That's true," Lincoln acknowledged.
Lily notices another photo. Here's another. You introduced me to your favorite sandwich.
Flashback
Lincoln is serving his favorite sandwich to Lily for lunch. "This is my favorite sandwich, Lily. Peanut butter and sauerkraut. You can't chew it yet, but..." He blends it all together and pours it into her sippy cup. "...you can drink it!"
Poo-poo!" Lily shouted while giggling.
"Cheers!" shouted Lincoln.
They eat and drink their sandwiches while laughing and belching.
Flashback Ends
They are laughing once more.
"Mmm," Lily murmured. "Peanut Butter and Sauerkraut."
"I'm not a big fan of sauerkraut," J.D. admitted.
"Me neither," replied Aylene.
"I don't like sauerkraut either," Laney admitted. "I like it on my hot dogs, but not by itself."
"Well," Varie explained, "everyone has their own tastes."
"That's correct," Lily says as she notices another photo. "Here's a good one. You introduced me to comic books."
Flashback
Lincoln is showing her an Ace Savvy comic book. "Okay, Lily, this is my favorite crime fighter, Ace Savvy. And this is an Ace Savvy mobile I made for you." He spins the mobile. "Now look into the mobile. You will love Ace Savvy. You will love Ace Savvy."
Lily's eyes entered what appeared to be a hypnotic trance.
"Yes!" shouted Lincoln. "That's my girl!"
Lily suddenly throws up, revealing she was just dizzy from watching the mobile spin.
"I guess we should have done this before the peanut butter and sauerkraut," Lincoln remarked.
Flashback ends
They all laughed.
"I'm sorry I threw up on you, Lincoln," Lily apologized.
"That's alright," Lincoln replied.
Lily notices another good photo. "Here's how I became the Queen of The Arcade."
Flashback
Lincoln and Lily are at the arcade when Lily wins a ton of tickets on a game.
"Way to go, Lily!" Lincoln cheered.
While Clyde spies on them in a toy-grabbing game, Lily giggles cheerfully; Lincoln and Lily go to the hobby shop, where Lily buys a toy plane and makes propeller sounds, and Clyde watches them while wearing a mask disguised as a newsstand man.
Flashback Ends
"Wow," J.D. exclaimed. "You literally dominated the Arcade."
"I know," Lily agreed. She noticed another photo. "Here's us at the Clothing Store at the mall."
Flashback
"Put your arms up," Lincoln instructed.
Lily does so, and Lincoln puts on an orange shirt in her size.
"Let's see if we can find you a white wig," Lincoln suggested.
Lily realizes she has forgotten her blanket and grabs it.
"Hurry up, Lily," Lincoln urged.
Flashback End
"Wow," Laney exclaimed. "Orange looks great on you, Lily."
"Thanks, Laney," Lily replied. She points to another photo. "Here's us at the park."
Lincoln and Lily are playing chess with some senior citizens at the park, and Lily wins, shaming her opponent.
"Amazing!" exclaimed Lincoln. "You really are the best!"
Lily reaches for her blanket. "Blankie!"
"You don't need this anymore, Lily," Lincoln replied, tossing Lily's blanket into the trash.
Flashback Ends
"That was my first Chess win," Lily added.
The other siblings, Carol, the Eds, Matilda, Naruto, Sakura and Fu, Terra, Starfire, and Raven, came over.
"Hey guys," Lori began. "What are you all doing?"
"We're just looking through a photo album," J.D. explained.
"It's all my past adventures," Lilly explained.
"Oh, I remember this book," Lynn reminisced. "Good times." She noticed a photo. "Here's one I remember."
Flashback
"Rise and shine, Lily!" Lincoln shouted. "We've got a lot to do today." He panics when he realizes Lily is not in her crib.
"Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud!" Lynn yelled from outside.
Lincoln looks out the window to see Lynn teaching Lily how to play baseball. "Huh?" He runs outside and avoids a fastball. "Wah! Lynn, what are you doing?"
"Dude, you're not the only one in this family who doesn't have anybody to do stuff with," Lynn replied. "Lily is going to be my sports buddy."
"Hey!" shouted Lincoln. "This was my idea, and I want her back!"
"You don't own her!" Lynn protested. "She wants to hang out with me!"
Flashback End
They all laughed.
"Yeah, you got me into the sports world, Lynn," Lily remarked. "I'm now a baseball star like you. Let me show you."
Lily and Lynn approach the Loud Trophy case, where Lily points to a gold trophy topped with a baseball.
"See?" Lily remarked.
There was writing on it.
Lynn read the description: "Lily Loud for Winning the Royal Woods Baseball Championship." Wow! Lily, I'm so proud of you!"
"Thanks, Lynn," Lily replied.
They go back into the Living Room.
Luan notices a photo. "I remember this one."
"Oh yeah," Lilly agreed.
Flashback
"Introducing Luan Loud and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil!" Luan declared. She is holding Lily, who is dressed as Mr. Coconuts, in the same position as him. "Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady..."
"Gaga!" shouted Lily.
"What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?" Luan asked.
"Poo-poo!" cried Lily.
Flashback ends
J.D., Varie, Aylene, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Carol, Eddy, and Luan all burst out laughing.
"Poo-Poo Platter!" Eddy laughed. "That was so funny."
"That was hilarious!" laughed Carol.
"You got me into jokes, Luan," Lily commented. "What song did they play when the cookie got married?"
"I don't know," Luan answered. "What?"
"Here CRUMBS the bride!" Lily joked.
They are all laughing.
"That was so funny!" Eddy exclaimed, laughing hysterically.
"Good one, Lily," Luan says, laughing.
"That was funny," Carol laughed.
"Thank you," Lily replied. She notices a photo with two photos underneath it. "I remember this one. Lucy, you got me interested in ghosts."
Flashback
Lucy is dressing Lily up in goth fashion and showing her photos of the deceased.
"This is Grandma Harriet," Lucy explained. "And here is Abraham Lincoln."
Flashback Ends
"I remember that," Lucy said.
"Me too," Lily responded. "Lucy, I can now see ghosts and talk with them like you." She held up three photos of historical figures. "These are them."
Lucy looks at the photos. "Gasp! William Howard Taft, Thomas Alva Edison, and Margaret "Molly" Brown? Wicked."
"America's 27th President, William Howard Taft, the Inventor of the Light Bulb, and the Unsinkable Molly Brown, who helped the Titanic survivors?" J.D. asked. "That's cool."
"Those are all some of my favorite historical figures," Laney added.
Naruto was terrified and hid under the table.
"Naruto?" J.D. asked, concerned. "Are you okay?"
"Guys, please," Naruto pleaded, "no more talking about ghosts!"
"I had no idea you were afraid of ghosts, little brother," J.D. replied.
"I know," Naruto admitted. "I can't help it. They scare me."
"I'm sorry, Naruto," Lily apologized. "We had no idea."
"It's all right, guys," Naruto assured them. "You didn't know."
"Being scared of ghosts and spirits is quite normal for some people," Edd explained. "It's scary for most people because of their own personal fears."
"That's correct," J.D. responded.
"It's all right, Naruto," Sakura assured him. "You can come out now."
"I'm sorry, guys," Naruto apologized.
Fu reassured Naruto, "It's okay.
"I remember this one," Lori said, pointing to a photo.
"Oh yeah," Lily agreed. "You got me hooked on your favorite romance show."
Flashback
Lori is showing Lily her favorite reality show. "Now, Dylan can only pick one girl to spend the rest of his life with. And it'd better be Marisol."
Lily blows a raspberry of disagreement.
"Yeah, you're right," Lori agreed. "Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany."
Lincoln slides down the banister. "Give her back, Lori!"
"Why should you get her?" Lori questioned. "I've literally been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!"
Flashback Ends
They are all laughing.
"That sounded like a good show," Terra commented.
"It's one of my favorites," Anastasia admitted.
"I also showed Lily my fashion magazines," Leni explained.
"Oh yeah," Lily answered.
Flashback
"HELP!" yelled Leni.
Lori and Lincoln rush to Leni's rescue, only to discover she is trapped in Lily's crib.
"Oh, thank goodness," Leni replied, relieved. "I got in here to show Lily my fashion magazine, but now I can't get out of this baby prison!" She sobbed like a baby.
Lincoln and Lori helped her out.
"Upsy-daisy," Lincoln said.
"There you go, Leni," Lori responded.
"Agoo," Leni murmured gratefully.
Flashback Ends
They are all laughing.
"Aw, Leni," Ed murmured. "You're always so adorable."
"Thank you, Ed," Leni replied.
Eddy rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Ed."
Lisa points to a photo. "Here's a peculiar moment."
"Yeah, you had me hooked to all sorts of science equipment," Lily recounted.
Flashback
Lisa bursts out laughing evilly and straps Lily to one of her machines to use as a test subject.
"Poo-poo?" Lily asked.
Lisa is about to throw the switch, but Laney stops her. "Lisa, Are you nuts?!"
"Come on, Laney!" Lisa urged. "No one in this family ever willingly lets me do experiments on them!"
"Yeah," Laney answered. "For a reason!"
"Lisa!" shouted Lincoln. "She's a baby!"
"I was going to give her a sucker afterward," Lisa explains as she holds out a lollipop, drawing a facepalm from Lincoln.
Flashback Ends
"Was that an intelligence-enhancing machine, Lisa?" J.D. asked.
Lisa nodded. "Affirmative. I wanted to increase Lily's brain capacity and let her use the full potential of her brain power."
"Interesting machine," Matilda observed. "Humans can only use 10% of their brain power and if we unlocked it all, we could reach omnipotent levels."
Lisa nodded. "Precisely."
"I saw that potential," Gabrielle replied with a British accent. "Matilda can use 68% of her brain power according to our standards."
"Wow," J.D. exclaimed. "That's incredible."
"No kidding," Varie added.
"All that stuff hurts my head," Penny admitted.
"It's complicated, Penny, but you figure it out over time," J.D. explained.
Luna points to another photo. "I remember this one, dudes."
"Oh yeah," Lily replied. "You got me interested in music, Luna."
Flashback
Luna is jamming with Lily on drums and gets up on her bunk bed.
"STAGE DIVE!" yelled Luna. "WOO!" She dives off her bed right toward Lily, who has a bad feeling about this, and Lincoln and their sisters push her out of Lily's way. "WOO!"
Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lisa notice she's gone again. "Where's Lily?!"
Flashback ends
"I'm now in a band. I'll be right back." Lily walks to her room and returns with her instrument. She is a trumpeter.
"The trumpet," J.D. said. "Cool."
"Yep," Lily agreed. "Here's one of my favorites."
Lily plays Tchaikovsky's "March Of The Toy Soldiers" from The Nutcracker Suite and Laney is dancing to it.
"This is one of my favorites," J.D. commented.
"Mine too," Varie added.
"March of the Toy Soldiers," Lisa declared. "Brilliant choice."
J.D. joined her on the violin, and when the song ended, everyone applauded.
"Great performance!" praised Lori.
"Bravo, dude!" Luna enthused.
"Affirmative, it was a sensational performance," Lisa said.
"Thank you, guys," Lily replied.
"Great dancing, Laney," Lincoln complimented.
"Thank you, Lincoln," Laney replied.
"You dance really well, Lanes," Shannon complimented.
"I know," Laney admitted.
"You're a great dancer, Laney," Linka remarked.
"Well done, ladies," Edd exclaimed.
"I agree," Aylene added.
Starfire said, "Glorius!"
"Beautiful music, guys," Raven commented.
"Thanks, guys," Lily replied.
"From there, everything went south," Lana recalled. "I wanted to introduce you to my habits, and Lola wanted to introduce you to hers."
"Everyone wanted to make their own version of you," Laney explained.
"I know, and in the end, I learned everything from you guys," Lily explained. "But it was Lincoln who taught me the most." Lily hugged Lincoln. "Thank you, big brother."
"You're welcome, sis," Lincoln responded.
"Aaaaawwwwwwww!" cried everyone at the cute sight.
THE END.