Hiya, it's your favorite protagonist, Ichigo, again!

Yeah, that's it, that's the introduction, byeeeeeeeeeeeee!


I couldn't help but feel bored as I leisurely ate my bag of sour gummy bears. Jimmey sat beside me on the fountain, playing on his Game Girl Advance, while I was waiting for something interesting to happen.

"Oh my gahhhhhd, Jimmey, I'm so fucking bored," I said, stretching my words out.

"If you're so bored," He said without looking up from his game, "Why don't you finish your homework?"

"Ew, why would I do that?" I said, sticking my tongue out in disgust.

"Because you said that you're bored, and it gives you something productive to do."

"Is this the face of someone who wants to do something productive?" I said while pointing at my face.

Hajime looked up and said, "I would hope not."

"Damn, that hurts," I said, hands over my heart.

The conversation trailed off after that, and I couldn't help but still feel bored. But then an idea struck.

A stupid, idiotic idea that would make Hajime scold me for like eternity. I couldn't help the wide, shit-eating grin that adorned my face and told Hajime that I would see him in a bit.


My first stop was the dojo on the main campus.

It's easy to get onto the campus if you know where the weak spots are in the security! Is it terrible that I know where a couple is?

Anyways, moving on! I got onto campus unnoticed and made my way to the dojo.

But as I entered the dojo, I noticed Peko in the corner with one of the practice dummies.

"Hiya, Peko! How are ya doing?" I ask, smiling as I approach her.

She glanced up and gave me a simple nod, "Hello to you too, Ichigo. What are you doing here?"

"Oh, I'm just looking for a shinai. Do ya think you can spare one?"

"Whatever do you need a shinai for?"

"Oh, it's for a school project, nothing major."

Peko looked like she didn't believe me but lent me a shinai with great care.

"Make sure you don't kill somebody with this," She told me fiercely.

"Ha, no promises... WAIT, I WAS KIDDING! I WON'T KILL SOMEBODY, I PROMISE, PEKO JUST PUT DOWN THE SHINAI!" I practically screamed when Peko started raising the shinai she had in her hands.


After that, I practically ran out of the main campus, but that wasn't before I blew Peko a kiss and told her that I loved her, just for funsies.

I strolled onto the reserve course's campus and went to my room for the last piece needed. It was stuck deep in my closet, but I retrieved it, the obnoxiously hot pink cowboy hat Jimmey got me as a gag gift for my birthday that totally clashed with my light pink hair.

I put the hat on and held the shinai tightly in my hands. I grinned and made my way back to the fountain.

As soon as the fountain was in my view, I hid behind one of the many trees surrounding it.

Jimmey was still there, given how there were like twenty minutes left before lunch ended, but he had some company. It was Chiaki Nanami, the Ultimate Gamer and a good friend of mine and Jimmey.

'What a bunch of nerds,' I thought teasingly with a giggle. I can't genuinely say that given how much sleep I've given up to video games myself, but whatevers. They were probably both playing Gala Omega on their GGAs.

I started to sneak forward. And with a loud shout, I started to run at Jimmey.

He looked up in shock and got up and started to run away. Me being the intellectual that I am decided to chase after him.

We didn't get far before Hajime managed to get a metal pipe, and we started an impromptu sword fight.

After like ten minutes of us doing this, the lunch bell rang, and we had to stop what we were doing and run back to class.

I had to wear a hot pink cowboy hat all day long and wear a shinai across my back before I could give it back to Peko.

Other than that, today was a pretty fun day, if I say so myself!