The bobbies approached the group with their weapons ready.
"Happiness is a choice. There's plenty of joy to go around"
Calhoun took a swing at one of the bobbies and knocked him out while Ralph also threw a punch, knocking out several. All that was left was the joy doctor who took out a syringe needle from a black bag.
"You wanna be next?" Ralph asked
"All we want is to make people happy, is that such a bad thing?" The doctor asked
Before the doctor could attack, he was knocked out by Rainbow dash who flew into him, slamming him into a brick wall.
"You? What're you doing here?" Ralph asked surprised
"I came because I learned my theme is being replaced with a new generation and I'm gonna be out of a job and need a new place to live. I was on my way to get my code added when I saw what was happening" said Rainbow
Shank and a few sugar rush racers rushed over to the scene upon hearing the commotion.
"What happened here? Where'd these bobbies come from?" Shank asked
"What's a Bobby?" Ralph asked
"Those guys, they come from that we happy few game not too far from this one" said Shank
"They attacked my son and Vanellope that's what they did, so we fought back" said Calhoun
Vanellope and Rancis sat up with big smiles on their faces, very unsettling smiles.
"Jolly good day for it" said Rancis
"I agree" said Vanellope
"What's wrong with them?" Candlehead asked
Shank looked closely at the kids eyes and looked at the pills the joy doctor dropped.
"They're under the influence of a drug called joy. Nothing we can do about them now, just let the effects wear off. They'll be fine but until the effects wear off they're gonna be like that" said Shank
"Wonderful weather we're having" said Vanellope
Calhoun grabbed the kids and started to lead them away.
"I think I'm gonna get them inside" said Calhoun
"And I'll take care of these guys" said Ralph
The joy doctor started to awaken before being kicked in the face by rainbow dash
"Creepy. And I thought the decepticons were weird" said Rainbow
Not long later, Ralph went to the entrance of We Happy Few and threw the bobbies and joy doctor inside.
"Sayonara suckers" said Ralph
Ralph turned to leave, but bumped into a cyborg looking man with a cape who coughed violently.
"Watch where you're going you big fool. I'm not someone you want to mess with"
"I don't even know who you are" said Ralph
"I am General Grievous, leader of the droid army in Star Wars battlefront 2. And if you value your life you'll watch your step, or else"
"Or else what dare I ask? I'm still bigger and stronger than you" said Ralph
Grievous removed his cape and extended another set of arms from his 2 arms. He pulled 4 silver looking handles from his waist, and activated 2 blue and 2 green colored blades of light, lightsabers.
"Care to find out more?" Grievous asked threateningly
"Uh nope, I'm good" said Ralph nervously
Ralph turned to leave but bumped into some wolfenstein Nazis, who angrily shouted at him in German. Ralph then began running home as fast as he could.