This is a Joke Minisode.
LORI
J.D., Rachel, and Lori were out on the course playing golf.
J.D. exclaimed, "This is awesome."
Lori agreed, saying, "It literally is. Golfing is a great way to have fun."
"It sure is," Rachael agreed.
"My dad taught me to golf a long time ago, and it's a lot of fun," J.D. explained.
On the par-4 12th hole, he was teeing off with his driver. He hit the ball and drove it to the hole for a hole in one on a par 4.
They wildly cheered.
"WHOO!" shouted J.D. "MY FIRST HOLE IN ONE!"
"That was literally awesome, J.D.!" Lori exclaimed.
"Way to go, J.D!" Rachel shouted.
"Thank you, girls," J.D. replied.
LENI
Leni, J.D., and Rachel are punching a punching bag.
"So, do you like this, Leni?" grunted J.D.
"Totes," Leni answered. "It's perfect for relieving stress."
"It sure is, and we're working up a sweat," Rachel added.
J.D. responded, "We are for sure.
They were drenched in sweat like there was no tomorrow.
LUNA
J.D., Luna, Sam, and Rachel are jamming on electric guitars and shredding like there's no tomorrow.
"YEAH! ROCK ON!" agreed J.D.
Luna: ROCKIN DUDES!" yelled Luna.
"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Rachel.
"AWESOME SHREDS GUYS!" shouted Sam.
LUAN
It was another devious April Fools' Day, and Prank War III had erupted at the Loud House. On April Fool's Day, J.D., Rachel, Lincoln, and Paige were going all out against Luan. They were hitting Luan with everything they had. Banana cream pies, spring-loaded boxing gloves, and other wacky antics. They were firing pie bazookas, condiment squirt pistols, and cannons that fired bags of flour and potatoes at Luan, while Luan was firing pies and spring-loaded boxing gloves at them.
"Never again, Luan!" J.D. shouted.
"You'll never stop me," Luan declared. "I am the Queen of April Fools!" She made an evil laugh.
"Not for long," Rachel assured her.
She took out a special grenade and yanked the pin. "Fire in the hole!"
They ducked, and the grenade exploded, splattering hot sauce everywhere.
Luan was screaming. "AAAHHH! MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!"
"Hit her with everything we've got!" J.D. ordered.
"You've been asking for this for a long time, Luan!" Lincoln added.
"So say your prayers!" Paige shouted.
Lori and the other sisters arrived and fired garbage, dirt, dandelion spray, mousetraps, pies, and the works at Luan, after which she was buried in a pile of filth. She waved the white surrender flag, and Luan Loud, the evil Queen of April Fools, was finally defeated.
"It's over, guys," J.D. declared. "We won. Great job, guys."
They wildly cheered.
"Maybe now Luan has officially learned her lesson about why her pranks are insanely deadly," Laney added.
"One can hope, Laney," Rachel replied. "One can always hope."
LYNN
"Let's play some sports," J.D. suggested.
"Cool!" cried Lynn. "What are we going to play?"
"Basketball," J.D. answered.
J.D. and Lynn were at the park and the basketball courts, neck and neck as the rest of the Loud kids cheered for them both.
J.D. pulled off a risky move and scored a slam dunk that gave him the win.
"Way to go, J.D!" Lynn shouted.
"J.D., that was literally incredible!" Lori squealed.
"Yeah!" replied Lincoln.
J.D. replied, "Thanks, guys."
LUCY
J.D., Rachel, and Lucy were all playing baseball.
"You got a good hit, J.D.," Lucy commented.
"Thank you, Lucy," J.D. replied. "You play baseball as well as you write poems."
"Throw one right down the middle, Lucy," Rachel instructed.
Lucy did what Rachel instructed, and J.D. hit the ball out of the park.
"It's out of here," J.D. declared.
"It sure is," Rachel agreed.
Out in space, an alien spacecraft was hit by a baseball through the glass.
"Rotten Earth Kids!" shouted the alien in an alien language.
LOLA
J.D., Lola, and Rachel were practicing their jump roping.
"Great job, guys," Lola remarked. "Keep it up."
"Will do," J.D. answered, panting.
"This is incredible," Rachel exclaimed.
They did a lot of jumping.
LANA
J.D., Lana, and Rachel were wrestling in the mud.
"This is fun!" enthused J.D.
"Yeah!" replied Rachel.
"I'll make mud pies out of you!" Lana threatened.
Lana had beaten them.
"Yeah!" Lana shouted. "That was some great mud wrestling." She does a neck crack.
LISA
J.D. and Rachel were in Lisa's lab with her, mixing chemicals.
"Steady." J.D. was putting potassium disulfide and Nitric Trihydrate into a beaker. It didn't blow up.
"Good work, second big brother," Lisa replied. "Nitric Trihydrate is a very dangerous chemical mixture."
"It sure seems like it," Rachel responded.
"Yeah, it is," J.D. confirmed. "When you use chemicals like these, you're playing with fire."
"Yeah," Rachel agreed.
The chemicals J.D. was using blew up. "Dang it," he coughed.
LILY
Lily, J.D. and Rachel were building a castle with her blocks.
"Poo-poo," Lily exclaimed.
"I know Lily," J.D. replied. "It's a lot of fun building with your blocks, isn't it?"
Lily nodded and then soiled her diaper.
"Uh oh," J.D. muttered. "It's time to change your diaper, little one."
Rachel placed her on the diaper changing table, and J.D. removed the dirty diaper and placed it in the diaper bin before changing her with a new one.
"There you go, Lily," J.D. remarked.
"Poo poo," Lily replied.
"Are you much better?" Rachel asked.
Lily nodded.
They started building again.
LINCOLN
J.D., Rachel, and Lincoln were all playing video games.
"I've got you now!" J.D. declared.
"You and what army?" Lincoln asked.
"Me and my super deluxe combo!" J.D. yelled.
"Super Burger Flip!" shouted the game announcer.
With that move, J.D. won.
"J.D. Wins!" declared the game announcer.
"Yes!" shouted J.D.
"That was fantastic, J.D!" exclaimed Lincoln.
"It was," Rachel agreed.
J.D. replied, "Thanks, guys."
LANEY
In the backyard, J.D., Rachel, and Laney are painting landscapes.
J.D. commented, "What a lovely day for painting a picture."
"It sure is," Laney replied.
"It's so serene," Rachel added.
"It sure is," Laney replied.
CLYDE
J.D., Rachel, and Clyde were gardening at his place.
"I enjoy gardening," Clyde explained. "It's my kind of sport."
"It's fantastic, Clyde," J.D. replied. "You have a beautiful garden."
"It sure is," Rachel agreed.
Clyde replied, "Thanks. My dads only grow the best fruits and vegetables."
"I believe it," J.D. replied.
"Me, too," Rachel added.
THE END
