Hello once again my ever lovely and loyal peeps!

So, seeing as how morbid things have been lately, namely due to the fact that we are getting into some heavy shit, i decide we needed a little up lift so to spirts so to speak. So i decide to create this short, little omake featuring everyone's fav little Lancer:

J-Lily!

I hope you all enjoy~

As always i own nothing, so read, review and "What the fuc-BOOM"

Omake: Not So Innocent

Jeanne D'Alter Santa Lily otherwise known as simply as J-Lily was angry.

Not, not angry. Santa did not get angry or jealous or any other mean thing. She was a good girl, Mr. Reindeer said so! No, no, no, NO she was not-OKAY SHE WAS JEALOSUE! SO VERY, VERY JEALOSUE!

SO WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUSE!

"Ugh! It's not fair!"

Whining like the child she was, J-Lily stomped her way towards the room she could sense Mr. Reindeer and...her big sister.

Her big, big boobed, stupid headed, meanie sister!

She keeps hogging Mr. Reindeer all to herself and does...well does something! The Lancer class Servant didn't know what exactly happened when many of the female Servants and male Servants go into his room then come out, hours later all sweaty but smiling too. She didn't get it but all she knew for certain was this:

They were having 'fun'.

She didn't know what type of 'fun' they were having but Jeanne D'Alter Santa Lily of the Lancer class knew one thing for certain.

SHE WANTED IN DARN IT!

J-Lily knew she wasn't as smart as Mr. Reindeer, only a few were as smart as him but god darn it, she knew people having fun when she saw it! They were leaving her out of the fun! They were leaving her in the dust, while the rest had this or as she had come to understand it as "Adult Fun" and she wanted in on it too!

She had heard from her friend Jack, that she had fun sucking the "Milk" out of Mr. Reindeer. The same could be said of that weird Berserker Servant, X-Alter, she had seen the taller-ish Berserker hogging Mr. Reindeer's love all the time and having a blissful look on her face, when she drew blood, much to her shock. She didn't understand how that could be fine or feel good, but she whenever she watched, the Berserker always smiled brightly with red cheeks.

What did that mean?

She didn't know and she didn't care, as the little Lancer stomped her way to the room she saw Mr. Reindeer and her mean big sister went into and easily kicked it open with her C-rank strength.

"MR. REINDEER! I WANT TO HAVE 'ADULT FUN' TOO YOU-"

Her voice died in her throat as she stared at the scene before her, mouth open in shock, golden eyes widen in shock and blood rushing to her cheeks.

There, on the large bed was Mr. Reindeer and her mean big sister, top ripped off revealing her stupid big boobs and, oh was she glaring at her? The smallest Santa froze at the hellish glare Jalter gave her, as she spoke in a low, deathly cold tone,"Brat...if i ever hear you say, you want to have 'Adult Fun' ever again, being sent back to the Throne of Heroes will be the LEAST of your problems. Now, GET! LOST!"

Big, fat, ugly tears welled up in the little Lancer's eyes, lips wobbling as she glared at through her tears, trying to glare but failing miserable.

"MEANIE!"

The poor, little Lancer ran away with tears following freely, as the Avenger merely smirked, as she looked down at her lover,"Now then, where we-"

"Off."

"Wha-"

SMACK

"ACK"

Jalter fell on her well toned ass, rubbing her forehead, glaring at said lover, who was pulling on some of his pants.

"Oi! The fuck you think your going?!"

"Finding J-Lily, Jalter. That was uncalled for and just mean. Despite how she acts, she really does look up to you and loves you to death, then you go and do something like that? Unacceptable Jalter. I love you and while i'm willing to put up with some of your more unfortunate tendencies, yelling at her like that and threating J-Lily was beyond uncalled for. Now i'm going to find her and YOU can sit here and think about what you did."

Jalter flinched, as she looked down at her bare lower body, biting her lip.

Okay, the Avenger knew she had problems with her anger and she knew the little Lancer did love her, she knew she went a little too far. Sighing, the Avenger summoned her clothes back on, as she slowly made her way out of the room, intending to apologize to her "Little Sister".

However, as she rounded the corner, she saw something that made her freeze in shock...before she felt her blood boil.

There, was her master/husband/lover hugging/carrying the little Lancer as she cried into his shoulder. As far as Xero knew that was, as the second Jalter came around, the little Lancer lifted her head from his shoulder...giving her the biggest, shit-eating grin she had ever received and aimed it right at her "Big sister". Too add insult to injury, the girl not only stuck her tongue out and mouth the words that would start a new war.

"Mr. Reindeer is mine, you stupid big boobed meanie!"

Fury built up in Jalter's stomach and heart, glaring death at the grinning Lancer, who switched back to her "crying persona" stopping the Avenger from spilling the beans of what was really going. Even if she did, her lover wouldn't believe her, not over miss innocent. But one thing she knew for certain, Jalter swore it.

The war was so on!

Done and as the title states, miss little innocent is NOT so innocent after all.

Now seeing as i'm in a very good mood, i won't leave this here but i'll even add a little preview of the next chapter. Do you all remember my Christmas present last year? What caused the Ace-Ops to fight Xero and why?

Welp, here's why and a little taste of what is to come.

PREVIEW: GRIMM REAPER VS. ACE-OPS

Suddenly a memory popped into her head and her mouth moved before her brain could catch up to her words.

"FINE! GO, WALK AWAY YOU COWARD! NICE TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DEAR OLD MOTHER DIED FOR! A WORTHLESS, COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT, WHO'S APPLE PROBABLY FELL RIGHT DOWN FROM THE TREE! IT'S A GOOD THING SHE DIED WHEN SHE DID, SHE DID EVERYONE A FAVOR AND REMOVED HER WORTHLESS GENES FROM THE POOL! YOU REALLY ARE JUST LIKE HER, A WORTHLESS, COWARDLY FRE-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF BROTHERS HARRIET BREE, SHU-"

"What did you just say?"

Cold.

Ice cold.

Everyone froze, as the temperature in the room plummeted at an alarming rate. Even Harriet, for all her bluster and rage felt like ice water from the Artic was dropped on her head, as everyone, yes everyone the Servants froze at the now freezing hallway.

"You shouldn't have done that."

Jeanne whispered in horror, eyes wide and unblinking as she stared at the back of Harriet's head, unable to believe the level of stupidity of some people or that someone would willingly poke the eye of a sleeping titan like that.

That, my god forgive Jeanne for her language in this case, bloody damned to hell fool!

Tamamo had lost her wicked look, one replaced with worry, as did Medusa, who for the first time actually showed emotion. It was only when Mazoku turned around, did Harriet finally understand just what a huge mistake she made.

Gone was the look of obnoxiousness, sassy and mockery with controlled annoyance.

Now in it's place was a look of cold indifference, had it not been for the fact his eyes were glowing that Yoma gold and anger veins spreading across his face, showing barely restrained fury behind it. Not to mention his body was starting to grow in size, indicating his Yoki was reacting to his anger.

"Let me make this very clear: You have ONE chance to apologize for what you said about my mother or not only will i beat you into the ground, your entire team will suffer the consequences. Your choice."

Apologize?

Her?

Hell no.

Atlas never apologized, cause Atlas was never in wrong and as a soldier of Atlas, she represented her kingdom, which means SHE could not apologize. Cause to admit you were wrong, would mean you were weak and Harriet Bree was not weak!

The woman snorted, despite feeling a shiver run down her spine, her pride would not allow her to take the easy way out,"Fuck no! She was weak and a freak like you!"

Hard way it was then.

Looking to Ironwood, Xero spoke with the upmost coldness in his voice,"I'm afraid general Ironwood, you are about to lose your best team. Do not bother to order this dog to apologize, it must be done of her own free will. Otherwise, the stain on my mother's honor remains and while i normally do not care for what people say about me, you do NOT. INSULT. THE DEAD. This must be done between us and it will only end, when Bre-ITCH gets on her hands and knees, begging for forgiveness."

What happens when a prideful, arrogant person that is high on their own power, suddenly met someone far higher up the food chain and in an entire different league then them?

They lose all composer and do anything to get that high back, like Harriet is trying to but i do think you all know how well that's going to turn out:

"IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!"

Devil out!