It was the month-long break before the Chunin Exams finals. Vince was training Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Rin and Yugito at an extremely vigorous and powerful level. He was training them in all subjects and more.
Vince and Naruto were walking around after a week of intensive training when they noticed a man with long white hair peering into the bathhouse.
Vince sighs. "Master Jiraiya, you'll never learn."
"Watch this, Vince," Naruto advised.
From behind, Naruto crept up to him and kicked him in the butt, sending him flying through the wall and down in the springs.
"You disgusting old man!" screams a woman.
They slapped, bit, punched, and kicked him.
"Ladies, please..." Jiraiya pleaded. He was then slapped. "OW!"
"I'm sorry, ladies," Naruto apologized. "Pervy Sage just doesn't know how to behave."
"It's fine, Naruto," the second woman replied. "Thank you for flushing out this disgusting old man."
"You're welcome," Naruto responded. "Make sure you play nice."
"Oh, you can count on it," answered the third woman.
"Have fun, ladies," Naruto encouraged.
Naruto joined Vince, who was rolling around on the ground and laughing hysterically.
Vince was laughing hysterically "That was too funny bro!" he laughed.
"Glad you had a fun, bro," Naruto smiled.
Vince stood up and calmed down.
Vince and Naruto were gazing at the clouds while sitting on a park bench.
"You certainly put pervy Jiraiya in his place," Vince complimented.
"Yeah," Naruto agreed. "He deserved it." They high-fived. "Mom told me that Pervy-Sage peeked on her and dad during their honeymoon, and she told me to kick his butt for them."
"One thing is for sure," Vince laughed, "he got what he deserved."
Jiraiya approached them, growling angrily at them. He was dripping wet and covered in red handprints, bite marks, and bruises.
"You little punks!" shouted Jiraiya. "Do you realize what you've just done?!"
"Give you your just desserts for being such a stupid pervert?" Vince retorted.
"NO!" yelled Jiraiya. "You ruined my beautiful research!"
""Research" my butt," Vince muttered. "It's simply some sad excuse for you to peep on girls."
"Yeah," Naruto agreed. "Is this all you've been doing these days, Jiraiya-sensei?"
Jiraiya gasps. "Wait a second. Naruto? Is that you?"
"Who were you expecting, my father or Tiny Tim?" Naruto asked.
"Wow!" Jiraiya exclaimed. "You look like a full fledge seasoned veteran Shinobi kid. Vince has definitely taught you a lot."
"I definitely have Master Jiraiya," Vince replied. "Over the last ten years, Naruto and Team Thunder Angel have grown stronger by the second."
"That's what I heard," Jiraiya said. "I also heard you both ended the Bloodline Holocaust."
"You heard correctly, Jiraiya-sensei," Naruto replied. "Yagura was under the influence of a Genjutsu caused by a rogue Uchiha."
"I'm afraid you won't like anything we have to say," Vince warned. "It is about the Akatsuki Organization."
"Tell me everything," Jiraiya urged, "don't leave anything out."
20 minutes later, all the info on the Akatsuki was given and Jiraiya was floored.
"So the Akatsuki are going to destroy the entire planet?!" Jiraiya asked, shocked.
"Yeah," Vince confirmed. "They believe it will lead to true peace, but it is actually a path to Total Annihilation. Everyone is aware of it, and the entire planet is now in great danger, with everyone on high alert."
"That's terrible," Jiraiya replied. "I can't believe they're such a major threat to the world. Did you all find out who is a part of the Akatsuki?"
"We did, and I'm afraid you won't like it, sensei," Naruto confessed.
Vince showed him pictures of all the members, and he knew every single one of them. When he saw Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan, he gasped in horror.
"I can't believe it," Jiraiya exclaimed. "Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan. How could you believe the lies of a madman like Obito Uchiha?"
"Madara Uchiha poisoned Obito's mind entirely beyond repair with lies, and Obito manipulated them into doing his bidding," Naruto explained. "If we don't stop them, Obito will destroy the entire planet."
"This is a disaster," Jiraiya declared. "Obito will pay for this."
"We're not going to let him do this," Vince added. "He, like Orochimaru, will pay for his crimes."
"Yeah," Naruto agreed. "Orochimaru is here in the Leaf as we speak, and he intends to destroy us and kill dad and grandpa 3rd."
"We have to warn them," Jiraiya remarked.
"They already know," Vince answered. "I have Shadow Clones transformed into mice doing recon and installing countermeasures for the attack."
"Good thinking," Jiraiya commented. "I also heard you both disgraced that evil Uchiha kid."
"Oh sure sensei," Naruto replied. "Sasuke got what was coming to him."
"I took away his powers, Chakra, and Sharingan," Vince explained. "He is now a normal human being. He was also banished from the Uchiha Clan and now lives in an apartment building in the village's slums. I've heard the landlord there is brutal."
"Yeah," Naruto agreed. "We played our preliminary matches on planets from all around the Universe."
"That's what I've heard, guys," Jiraiya said. "It's just hard to imagine that life exists on worlds other than our own."
"Like I said, it's been one of humanity's most perplexing questions for eons," Vince replied.
"The question is, "Are we alone in the Universe?" and the answer is, No, we are not," Naruto continued.
"I believe it," Jiraiya admitted. "I'm incredibly proud of both of you."
"Thank you, Master Jiraiya," Vince replied.
"Your book "The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi" is fantastic, sensei," Naruto said. "How come it didn't sell well?"
"It just didn't work out kid and I went into making the "Make Out Paradise" series," Jiraiya recalled. "But I'm glad you like my book."
"I know," Naruto confessed.
"So, what are all of your skill ranks at?" Jiraiya asked.
"Even if we told you, you wouldn't believe us," Vince answered.
"We have skills that far surpass the world's most powerful Shinobi and Kunoichi combined 50,000 times over," Naruto explained. "Vince is a great teacher, and our team is called Team Thunder Angel."
"That's what I heard, guys," Jiraiya confirmed. "You're all in the Bingo Book."
Vince asked, "Really?"
Jiraiya took out a black book from his pocket and handed it to Vince.
"It's an Assassination Book," Vince deduced.
"That's right," Jiraiya replied. "You're on pages 8 to 19."
Vince scrolled through the book and found his profile.
Out loud, Vince read it. "Name: Vince Pusateri Age: 22 Years Old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: Vince the Angel of Destruction. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in the Leaves. Elemental Affinities: All of them. Threat Level: Flee on sight. Bounty: 750,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Vince possesses all kinds of unique powers that have enough power to reshape the landscape. His power is said to rival all the strongest and most powerful Shinobi throughout all of history combined a million times over.
That's amazing for my profile and that's an amazing price they put on me."
"It sure is," Jiraiya agreed.
Vince read Naruto's profile. "Name: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.Age: 13 years old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: Naruto the Angel of Lightning. Special Features: Jinchuriki of Kurama the 9-Tailed Fox. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in the Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Super Strong Lightning and Wind Threat Level: Kill on Sight and report to the Tsuchikage immediately. Bounty: 745,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Possesses a never before seen Kekkei Genkai called Thunderwing and has a powerful Lightning Style Nature that far surpasses that of the Raikage and all the strongest Lightning Style users.
You got quite a bounty and more, bro."
"I sure do bro," Naruto agreed.
Vince continues reading. "Name: Sakura Haruno. Age: 13 years old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: Sakura of the Red Cherry Blossoms. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in The Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Water, Earth, and Wind. Threat Level: Kill on Sight. Bounty: 743,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Possesses a much stronger form of the Wood Style that is said to never need Chakra and can grow lots of plants in a matter of seconds. She is known to have killed hundreds of bandits that have stained Cherry Blossom flowers red with their blood.
Sakura has become a force to be reckoned with. She has an impressive bounty as well."
"That is impressive," Naruto remarked.
"It sure is," Jiraiya agreed.
Vince continues reading. "Name: Rin Nohara. Age: 27 but looks 13. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: Rin the Angel of Fire. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in The Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Fire. Threat Level: Kill on sight. Bounty: 741,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Veteran of the 3rd Great War that disappeared shortly after the Battle of the Kannabi Bridge. Has the most powerful Fire Style Nature in the world and it is said to be 10,000 times more powerful than that of Madara Uchiha and all the Uchiha Clan put together. Also has a powerful Kekkei Genkai called Blazewing, where she has the ability to fly with wings made of pure fire.
Wow! That's amazing for Rin."
"It sure is," Naruto agreed.
"I'm quite proud of her," Jiraiya remarked. "She has come a long way."
"She has," Vince confirmed. He continues reading. "Name: Yugito Nii. Age: 27 years old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: Yugito Nii of the Wraithwing. Special Features: Jinchuriki of Matatabi the 2-tailed Wraith Cat. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in The Cloud. Affiliation: Village Hidden in The Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Fire. Threat Level: Flee on Sight.Bounty: 742,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Yugito Nii was transferred to the Leaf because of Hyuga Affair and the corruption of the Cloud Council. She has a full fledge partnership with her tailed beast and they are both a deadly duo in battle.
Yugito sure has some skills and amazing feats. Her bounty is impressive, too."
"It sure is," Naruto agreed.
"I can't believe that those members of the Hyuga Council were willing to go that far just to satisfy the Cloud's need to have the Byakugan," Jiraiya noted.
"No kidding," Naruto responded. "We started with a bunch of animals and that was our first mission."
"Yeah," Vince agreed. He continues reading. "Name: Ami Mitrarashi.Age: 13 Years old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: Ami the Angelic Sword of Wind. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in The Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Wind. Threat Level: Kill on Sight. Bounty: 741,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Ami is the little sister of Anko Mitarashi, former student of Orochimaru of the Sannin. She possesses a very powerful and devastating Wind Style Nature that is far more powerful than the most powerful Wind Style Users to date and it is said that she can reduce even the strongest of Jonin to bloody ribbons with just one swing of her sword.
That's quite a feat for Ami."
"It sure is," Naruto agreed.
"It's amazing she can do that with a sword," Jiraiya noted.
"That's amazing, huh?" Vince replied. He continues reading. "Name: Satsuki & Haruna Uchiha. Age: 13 years old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: The Dark Angel Twins. Village of Origin: The Village Hidden in the Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Fire, Wind and Lightning. Threat Level: Approach with Extreme Caution. Bounty: 399,000,000,000 Ryo each. Additional Info: Satsuki & Haruna are from the Uchiha Clan in the Leaf. They possess an extremely rare Kekkei Genkai that enables them to sprout black Angel Wings. They also have the ability to use the Mangekyo Sharingan without it destroying their vision.
That's amazing. That also literally astounds me."
"I've never heard of a Uchiha who can do that," Jiraiya admitted.
"According to their history, the Mangekyo Sharingan or Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye is the greatest form of the Sharingan and it is considered to have unimaginable power," Vince explained. "It is even rumored to have the ability to control Tailed Beasts. However, the Mangekyo Sharingan has a dangerous drawback. The more you use it, the faster it deteriorates the user's vision to the point of permanent blindness."
"That's a dangerous backlash," Naruto warned. "If Sasuke had the Mangekyo Sharingan, he'd definitely use it recklessly to try and kill me and be permanently blind."
"That's right, bro," Vince replied. He continues reading. "Name: Fu. (No last name) Age: 13 years old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin Rogue Ninja. Moniker: Fu of the Scales. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in The Waterfall. Special Features: Jinchuriki of Chomei the 7-Tailed Horned Beetle. Elemental Affinities: Wind, Water and Lightning. Threat Level: Approach with Extreme Caution. Bounty: 710,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Fu went rogue from the Hidden Waterfall under mysterious circumstances because of her rough treatment at the hands of the village and she has developed a vendetta against the Waterfall.
I'm not surprised. If I was treated like that I would hate the place I came from too.
Naruto echoed this, "Me too. I'm glad we got her out of there when we did."
"I heard about that," Jiraiya said. "It's good you did."
"Yeah," Vince agreed. He started reading the last page."Name: Akiko Suzuki. Age: 13 Years Old. Rank: Super S-Rank Genin. Moniker: The Maiden of The Nebula. Village of Origin: Village Hidden in The Leaves. Elemental Affinities: Lightning. Threat Level: Flee on Sight. Bounty: 747,000,000,000 Ryo. Additional Info: Possesses a very powerful Kekkei Genkai that allows her to change the area into a cloud of gas in another part of the Universe. Is said to render her enemies completely powerless for easy attack.
We saw that first hand. It was amazing."
"We sure did," Naruto replied. "It was an incredible sight to see clouds of gas like that in deep space.
"That must have been an incredible experience for you guys," Jiraiya added.
"It sure was Master Jiraiya," Vince replied. "And we discovered that Shinobi can literally breathe in the Endless and Infinitely Vast Vacuum of Space."
"That's really interesting," Jiraiya commented.
Minato arrived shortly after. "It's good to see you guys catching up."
"Hey, dad," Naruto called out.
"Hey son," Minato greeted. "I'm glad you found Jiraiya-sensei."
Vince replied, "Naruto kicked him in the back when we caught him peeping in the women's hot springs."
"I made sure he got what he deserved after what happened on your honeymoon," Naruto added.
"Good for you, son," Minato replied. "How have you been, Jiraiya-sensei?"
"I've been doing great, Minato," Jiraiya replied. "Your kid is amazing. He's going to go far."
"That's what I heard," Minato replied. "Jiraiya-sensei, I'm very sorry for what Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan have become."
"I know Minato," Jiraiya admitted. "But, I feel there is still good inside them."
"I believe that as well, and I have a feeling that we will run across her and an Akatsuki member with her on a mission in the future," Vince added.
Naruto responded, "You might be right, big bro, and if so, we'll explain what Obito has planned and how it will destroy the planet."
"If anyone can talk to her, I know you can," Minato remarked.
Naruto replied, "Thanks dad.
One month later, it was time for the Chunin Exams Finals, and everyone was there. Lord Minato welcomed everyone, and the ANBU were on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary and anticipating when the attack would begin.
The proctor, Genma Shiranui, went over the rules. The first match was Vince Pusateri vs. Gaara. But Vince and Naruto have yet to arrive.
"Vince, if you don't arrive in 10 seconds, you'll be disqualified," Genma warned.
At the last possible second, Vince's dragon Marianas flew over the stadium and breathed a blast of blue fire, and the ghosts of the Netherworld souls that Team Thunder Angel had killed over the previous 7 months spiraled around a hole in the arena floor, and out of it came Vince and Naruto. The blue fire vanished, and everyone erupted in applause as fireworks signaled their arrival.
"Are we on time?" asked Vince.
"You made it just in time, Vince," Genma replied. "That was an awesome entrance, guys. Vince, shall stay on the arena floor, and Naruto, kindly proceed to the Proctor's box."
"Yes, sensei," Naruto replied. "Good luck, Vince."
"Thanks a lot, bro," Vince replied.
Naruto left, and Vince prepared himself.
"Are you ready to give them an amazing show, Gaara?" Vince asked.
"Yes, Vince," Gaara confirmed. "Let's go."
The match began with Vince running and punching Gaara in the face before collapsing into a tree. Cartoon raccoons, birds, and pyramids were all swirling around Gaara's head.
"Mommy, you have really good cookies and I don't want to go to school," Gaara murmured stupidly.
"Uh Genma-sensei?" Vince asked. He chuckles sheepishly. "I think I knocked him stupid."
Genma inspected him and laughed, "You most certainly did. Vince is the winner!"
Everyone cheered wildly.
Naruto was up next, facing up against Neji. Naruto won with ease. Suddenly, feathers began to pour down, and it was the Temple of Nirvana Jutsu. An enormous explosion destroyed a small building, signaling the start of the invasion.
Naruto activated the genjutsu.
"It begins," Vince said. "COME ON, YOU APES! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!"
Team Thunder Angel pursued all the Sound Shinobi, and exactly as they had planned, Vince, Minato, Kushina, Hiruzen, A, Mei, and Onoki were confronted by Orochimaru, who had disguised himself as the Kazekage. The Sand realized they had been duped and went after all of the Sound Shinobi. Temari and Karura were facing Chiyo. This was to seek justice not just for trying to kill Karura, but also for the harsh treatment Gaara had to face. While defeating all the Sound Shinobi, Vince and the girls noticed a purple barrier on top of a building, and Kin spotted a red-haired girl in one of the corners of the barrier. It was her best friend Tayuya who told Kin that everything about Orochimaru was a lie, so she went to her.
Kin said, "Tayuya!"
Tayuya saw her and she was absolutely shocked. "Kin! You're alive!"
They both hugged and were reunited.
"I thought you were dead," Kin said.
"Same here," Tayuya said. "I thought you were dead as well."
"Orochimaru lied to both of us," Kin said. "He's a monster that deserves to die."
Tayuya said, "I agree."
"Orochimaru, your time has come," Vince said. "I've been saving this for you."
Vince spread his wings as lightning flashed through them, revealing a dark blue Super Saiyan aura. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Vince became Super Angel 2 and was extremely powerful.
"Orochimaru, get ready," Vince ordered. "Your time has come."
Vince fired a bolt of lightning at Orochimaru's arms, destroying them both, and placed his hand on Orochimaru's head, at which point Naruto appeared and sucked him completely dry of all of his jutsu and chakra, causing him to lose all of his snake features.
"What have you done to me, you brats!" cried Orochimaru.
Orochimaru became extremely ill, inflated massively, and then exploded, his blood, guts, and organs splattering all over the place. Three bodies, two males and one female, as well as a sword, emerged from his blown-apart body.
The repercussions of Orochimaru's death spread like wildfire across the whole 5 Great Nations, as the Curse Marks he placed on all his experiments were completely destroyed. Orochimaru's spirit had been resurrected and stood before Vince, Naruto, and the Kage.
"I can't believe this," Orochimaru gasped. "Beaten by two stupid, loser, brats!
"These "Stupid Loser Brats" are far more powerful than you will ever be in this or the next life," Vince warned.
A flame portal appeared, and hands grabbed Orochimaru. They were the Inferno's hands, and they drew Orochimaru into the scorching depths of the Netherworld for all eternity.
"Enjoy the Netherworld, Orochimaru, and good riddance to bad rubbish," Naruto concluded.
Lord 3rd astounded everyone by revealing himself to be 50 years younger.
"Hiruzen?" Minato questioned. "You look as you did during the First Great War."
"Yeah," Naruto agreed. "Look."
Naruto formed a mirror and Hiruzen was shocked. He had regained his youth.
"My energy must've had a powerful effect on you, and it made you young again," Vince added.
In a younger voice, Hiruzen replied, "That very well could be the case. I look amazing. It's all coming back to me. My strength, speed, power, and body are stronger than before."
"This is amazing," A exclaimed.
"I agree, A," Mei responded. "This is incredible. Naruto is full of surprises."
The invasion was a complete failure. Except for Tayuya, all of the Sound Ninjas who invaded were killed, and the Sound was dealt a crippling Shock and Awe blow. Orochimaru had now been completely erased from Leaf history. Temari and Karura killed Chiyo, and Temari and Karura chose to remain as Naruto's future wives.
After the invasion, Team Thunder Angel was promoted to Elite Chunin, while Vince and Naruto were promoted to Special Jonin. It was now time for a new mission: to return Lady Tsunade to the Village.
Continues in part 6