Vince, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, and Jiraiya were on their way to find the Sannin's Tsunade. They agreed to stay in a hotel while Jiraiya went about his business.
Naruto commented, "That is just so Pervy Sage."
"Yeah, he's a pervert, isn't he?" Sakura replied.
"He's a self-proclaimed super-pervert who writes those crappy books that Kakashi-sensei like," Vince explained.
"That's odd," Fu noted.
"No kidding," Naruto responded.
There was a knock on the door.
"I sense two powerful energy signals," Vince explained. "It's the Akatsuki. Let me handle this."
When Vince opened the door, Naruto, Sakura, and Fu were hiding. Kisame and Konan were the Akatsuki members at the door, just as Vince suspected.
"Konan and Kisame Hoshigaki," Vince said. "It's an honor to meet the Scourage of the Mist, the most powerful member of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, and the Angel of The Rain."
"It's our pleasure, Vince Pusater," Konan replied. "We've heard so much about you."
"I'll do my best not to disappoint you, Vince," Kisame promised.
"Are Naruto and Fu in there?" Konan inquired.
"Why don't you come in here, and we can talk?" Vince offered.
"All right," Kisame said.
They walked in.
"So you're Jiraiya-sensei's student, Konan," Naruto clarified.
"That's right, Naruto," Konan said. "It's a great pleasure to meet you."
"The pleasure is mine," Naruto replied. "You are beautiful, but Konan, the Akatsuki's plan will destroy the entire planet."
Konan gasped in sheer horror. "I knew Project Tsuki no Mei would not be the answer to true peace."
"No, it isn't," Naruto replied. "If that plan goes through, the entire planet will explode. That man in the orange spiral mask is a rogue Uchiha named Obito Uchiha, one of my father's students who is presumed dead. He was said to have died during the Third Great War."
"I had a bad feeling about him," Kisame admitted.
"I knew he couldn't be Madara," Konan explained. "He's posing as Madara Uchiha, and he's about to kill the world? This is a tremendous calamity."
"It's Konan," Fu confirmed. "We can't let Obito get away with this. If we don't stop him, he will destroy this planet."
"Fu, I agree with you," Konan said. "I'm not sure what I was thinking when I joined an organization that intends to destroy the planet. In its purest form, it is evil."
Konan threw away her cloak, and she looked beautiful without it.
"Wow!" exclaimed Naruto. "Konan, you are incredibly beautiful."
Konan blushed. "Thank you, Naruto."
"The Akatsuki is fighting for the wrong cause, and I'm going back to the Mist to right every wrong I've done," Kisame declared.
"Good for you, Kisame," Vince said.
Kisame left, and Jiraiya returned after he had. Jiraiya was shocked at how beautiful Konan had become. Vince took Konan's Akatsuki Cloak.
"You know I could use this," Vince said.
Vince removed the sleeves and made a symbol out of one of the Akatsuki Clouds. It was an X over the Akatsuki Cloud. It was on the Cloak, and he made an armband out of it. The cloak's sleeves were torn off.
"How do I look, guys?" Vince asked.
"You look great, Vince," Naruto enthused.
"You sure do," Sakura answered.
"I also put this on the back," Vince explained.
In addition, he included an anti-Sasuke symbol.
"That suits that evil freak," Naruto remarked.
"It certainly does, and he deserved it," Sakura added.
"I agree," Fu responded.
"Let's get some sleep and begin our search in the morning," Jiraiya suggested.
They arrived in Tanzaku Town the following morning and asked around till they decided to rest at a bar and pub.
Jiraiya noticed a woman who resembled her. "Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Tsunade!" shouted Jiraiya.
"Jiraiya!" yelled Tsunade. "Wha... What the heck are you doing here?"
"Finally," Jiraiya exclaimed. "We've been looking everywhere for you."
Naruto noticed her and thought she was beautiful. "So you're Lady Tsunade of the Legendary Sannin."
"That's right," Tsunade replied. "Who are you, kid?"
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze," Naruto introduced himself.
When Lady Tsunade heard that name, she gasped. "Na... Naruto?"
She ran over to him and hugged him.
"I thought you were dead," Tsunade remarked.
"Do I look dead to you?" Naruto questioned.
"An ANBU told me you died during the Sealing Process," Tsunade explained.
"Did this ANBU have a blank mask with the Root symbol on it?" Naruto wondered.
Upon realizing she had been entirely duped, Lady Tsunade became furious. She punched a hole in the restaurant's wall with devastating force.
"WHEN I SEE THAT OLD WARHAWK, I'M GOING TO OBLITERATE HIS WRINKLY OLD FACE INTO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" Tsunade raged.
"Save seconds for us, Lady Tsunade," Vince added. "But please calm down and allow us to explain everything."
Vince snapped his fingers, and the restaurant wall was instantly fixed.
They sat together and went over everything that had happened over the prior 13 years, and Lady Tsunade and Shizune were flabbergasted.
"You guys did all of that over the course of ten years?" Shizune asked.
"That's right, Shizune," Vine replied. "If you don't mind our bragging."
"That is all just incredible," Shizune exclaimed.
"It's hard to imagine that you all got so powerful and accomplished things that many shinobi can only dream of," Tsunade observed.
"Yeah," Vince agreed. "Also, both the Kage and I killed Orochimaru and sent his scaly butt to the Netherworld. Naruto stripped Orochimaru of all of his Jutsu, Chakra, and snake traits, transforming him into a human. But, he became severely ill and exploded all over the area as a massive mound of blood, intestines, and gore."
"He told me everything," Naruto explained. "Three bodies emerged from his bloody mess, and we rushed them to the hospital; Fu now wields Orochimaru's Sword."
"That is incredible," Tsunade exclaimed.
"Yeah," Sakura agreed. "Orochimaru's spirit appeared in front of them, and demonic hands pulled him down to the darkest pits of the Netherworld for all eternity."
"Yeah," Fu agreed. "I saw it from a distance, and it was terrifying."
"That's what I heard," Konan replied. "But, I'm glad Orochimaru got what he deserved."
"I'm glad Orochimaru is gone forever," Shizune said.
"Me, too," Vince added. "Now we have to clean up his mess and destroy all of his experiments."
"Yeah," Tsunade agreed.
"When we stripped Orochimaru of all his power, we gained all of his knowledge of everything he was up to over the last few years," Naruto explained. "Here's a map of his entire operation."
Naruto pulled out a rolled-up piece of paper with a map of the entire Hidden Sound Village on it, and it turned out that the Hidden Sound Village stretched all the way throughout the entire 5 Great Nations in a network of underground caves, tunnels, and temples.
"Vince gave this to me," Naruto explained.
"So this is how Orochimaru snuck into all the villages undetected and carried out all of his evil deeds," Shizune added.
"That's what really astounded me," Vince replied. "Orochimaru was slippery, all in capital letters."
"No kidding, Vince," Jiraiya responded. "Orochimaru is now gone for good, and we can completely destroy everything he tried to do."
"That's good," Tsunade said.
"I can't believe Orochimaru was that evil and crafty," Sakura murmured. "He got what he deserved."
"I agree, Sakura," Fu responded.
"Can't argue with that," Konan added.
Tsunade takes out a deck of cards and shuffles it. "So, other than telling us about your accomplishments, why did you all come to see me?"
"I'll get right to the point," Jiraiya says as he shuffles the cards some more. "Tsunade, Minato has decided to step down as the 4th Hokage, and he has named you the 5th Hokage."
Tsunade was shocked. She had no idea she'd be picked as the fifth Hokage.
"I know this is a big shock for you, Lady Tsunade, but it's what dad wants," Naruto continued.
"I believe it, Naruto," Tsunade remarked. She discards her deck of cards. "That, however, is impossible. I decline."
Jiraiya's face was lit up with a smile. "It's kind of funny, you know. That rings a bell. I remember you saying those exact words the one and only time I ever asked you out."
"Déjà vu, huh, Jiraiya-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"It sure is, kid," Jiraiya answered.
"I believe it," Sakura replied. "Naruto only asked me out once, and I told him I needed time to accept, and a week later I said "Yes".
"That's interesting, Sakura," Tsunade responded.
"I believe it, too," Konan added.
"It's déjà vu," Naruto replied. "Also, Lady Tsunade, I know you are the granddaughter of the first Hokage, which means you are half Uzumaki like me. Dad also told me everything that had happened to your brother Nawaki and your lover, Dan Kato. I'm very sorry that happened."
"Thank you for your concern, Naruto," Tsunade replied.
"You're welcome," Naruto responded. "Also, I'm afraid you're not going to like this. My dad has kept a lot of dirt on his enemies, and he told me to show you."
Naruto handed Lady Tsunade two slips of paper, which horrified Shizune.
Shizune gasped. "Those are Contract Killing Documents!"
"Yes," Naruto confirmed. "When dad was a Chunin, he found these and saw that they were made 20 years ago." He points to the first sheet. "This one was made before the start of the 3rd Great War. Homura Mitokado hired a Rock Ninja from the Shadows to assassinate Nawaki Senju. "And," he says, pointing to the second Sheet, "this one is a contract kill order placed on you Lady Tsunade by Koharu Utatane for failing to heal her son."
Lady Tsunade became enraged and punched a hole through the wall again, this time destroying the entire wall.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE TWO OLD BATS, I'M GOING TO RIP THEIR HEADS CLEAN OFF THEIR SHOULDERS AND FEED THEM TO THE BUZZARDS!" Tsunade yelled.
"Lady Tsunade, calm down," Vince advised. "I promise you that justice will be served, but being angry about it will not help. I promise they will both pay for this, but we need to figure out how to expose them and get them to talk."
"You're absolutely right, Vince," Tsunade admitted.
Vince snapped his fingers and fixed the wall.
"Shizune, we're leaving," Tsunade announced.
"Yes, milady," Shizune responded.
"That's the spirit Tsunade," Jiraiya added.
"From now on, you will address me as Lady Hokage," Tsunade declared.
"Yes, Lady Hokage," Vince acknowledged. "Let's go home."
Naruto said, "I have an awesome ride for all of us," and then he whistled.
A fire dragon flew down and landed next to them. It was Aetrix, a Phoenix Dragon.
"Guys, meet Aetrix," Naruto began. "She's a Phoenix Dragon and a fantastic partner."
"It's a pleasure to meet all of you," Aetrix added.
Tsunade affirmed, "Same here."
"Dragons exist after all?" Shizune wondered.
"They sure do, Shizune," Fu answered.
Vince called Marianas and they got on her.
"Care for a ride back, Lady Tsunade, Shizune?" Naruto asked them.
"Sure, Naruto," Lady Tsunade replied.
"This looks like fun," Shizune commented.
Shizune and Lady Tsunade got on with Naruto.
"Let's ride!" shouted Vince.
They took off for the Leaf and arrived in 20 minutes.
They landed, and Lady Tsunade went inside the Hokage's Office, where she was reunited with Kushina and Minato. She unleashed hell on Homura and Koharu, and after becoming the 5th Hokage, she put them on the chopping block and executed them.
After that, it was time for some payback against the Uchiha for all of their crimes. Vince, Naruto, Satsuki, Haruna, and Lady Tsunade were all out and about.
"I think it's time we demoralize the Uchiha even further by destroying the entire Uchiha District," Vince suggested.
"That's a fantastic idea," Naruto exclaimed.
"I agree," Satsuki answered. "Let's humiliate my stupid brother even more by making him watch."
"Perfect," Haruna said.
"Lady Tsunade, I'll have all the civilians and children relocated in new permanent housing," Vince added.
"Of course," Tsunade responded. "This is going to be perfect."
After 2 hours, the whole Uchiha district had been evacuated and declared safe.
"All right, everyone has been evacuated," Tsunade continued.
Satsuki, Haruna, and Mikoto were keeping an eye on Sasuke as he sat on a strapped chair with his eyes open. Mikoto was accompanied by her 5-year-old new daughter Nayu Uchiha.
"Are you ready to see an action-packed demolition of our former home, little sis?" Satsuki asked.
"Yeah!" shouted Nayu. "Go get 'em Naruto, Vince!"
"All right, boys, start demolishing," Tsunade ordered.
Vince and Naruto hurled fireballs and Ki blasts at the houses, which burst in flames.
"It's payback time for all the crimes you've committed on the world, Uchiha Filth!" Vince yelled.
The houses blew up into flaming splinters and toothpicks, and Sasuke screamed in rage and hatred at Vince and Naruto, as well as the entire Hidden Leaf.
"This is for hurting my Great Grandfather!" Naruto yelled.
Naruto fired a Ki blast at Sasuke's old house and obliterated it.
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Sasuke, enraged. He was roaring in hatred and fury.
"Let me help you guys," Nayu offered.
"Go for it, Nayu," Vince encouraged.
Nayu went through hand signs. "FIRE STYLE: GREAT FIRE ANNIHILATION!"
Nayu fired a big fireball towards three houses, completely destroying them in a gigantic fiery explosion.
"Great job, Nayu," Naruto replied. "That was incredible."
"Thank you, big bro," Nayu said.
"That was impressive for her learning an A-Rank Fire Style Jutsu at such a young age," Tsunade noted.
Shizune agreed, saying, "It was milady."
35 minutes later, the entire Uchiha District was nothing more than a collection of burning debris.
"Good job, boys," Tsunade said. "We'll clean up everything here and take care of the rest."
"Yes, milady, and thank you," Vince replied.
"That was great, big brothers!" Nayu gushed.
"Thank you, Nayu," Naruto said. "I'm glad you had fun as well."
Sasuke was outraged and ruined for life.
Later that night, when Sasuke was packing his backpack, he realized that the Leaf Village had taken everything he wanted and more and no longer cared about him. So he decided to leave and go rogue in order to obtain the power he so dearly wanted.
"This village is going to pay for all they've done to me," Sasuke swore. "Vince, Naruto, Leaf Village, you will all pay dearly for this."
Naruto was on his way home from Ichiraku Ramen after a snack when he noticed Sasuke with his backpack on. "Sasuke? Is he back in the program? I've got to check this out."
When Sasuke was about to reach the gates, he was stopped.
"Are you going somewhere, Sasuke?" questioned Naruto. "Wait a minute, you're going to go rogue, so you can get the power you need to kill me."
"That's none of your business, you murderous loser!" retorted Sasuke.
"I just made it my business, Uchiha, and from the looks of it, you're going rogue, which is a serious crime against the village, and as Elite Jonin of the Leaf, I can't allow that," Naruto answered.
Enraged, Sasuke screamed, "They made you Elite Jonin!? It's not fair! You being an elite, Jonin, just made my decision all the more clearer. This disgraceful village took everything from me, and I intend to destroy everything and kill everyone!"
"You're forgetting one thing, Sasuke," Naruto pointed out. "Vince took away your powers, destroyed everything you needed to be a shinobi, and turned you into a normal human with no powers."
"I'll show you!" Sasuke warned.
Sasuke went through Hand Signs. "FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU!"
Nothing happened.
"What happened?" Sasuke wondered. "Why isn't my jutsu activating?"
"I told you, Sasuke," Naruto answered. "You have no Chakra at all, and you are now completely powerless and pose no threat to anyone."
"I refuse to believe you, Murderer!" shouted Sasuke.
Sasuke charged and tried to punch Naruto in the face, but his fist didn't even make Naruto flinch, and it damaged Sasuke's knuckles.
"Sasuke, you're completely weak," Naruto said.
"I will kill you if it's the last thing I ever do!" Sasuke vowed.
"All that hatred and rage inside you, and you also have no soul, heart, conscience, empathy, or remorse," Naruto explained. "You're a callous and ruthless creature. I pity you, Sasuke."
"Save your pity for the weak, you murderer!" snarled Sasuke. "You Leaf shinobi are all worthless losers, and your "Will of Fire" is nothing more than a bunch of meaningless words! I am going to destroy everything and kill everyone! I'm going to look for Orochimaru, and he'll give me the power I need to kill you all."
"All you are, Sasuke, is a load of talk," Naruto added. "That's all you are. You don't care about anyone but yourself, which is a sign of a worthless and powerless fighter."
"I agree."
Lady Tsunade had arrived, accompanied by the ANBU.
"Thank goodness you arrived, milady," Naruto said.
"Yes," Tsunade agreed. "I heard everything. Arrest him."
The ANBU arrested Sasuke.
"You're too late for that, Sasuke," Naruto remarked. "Orochimaru is dead. Vince and I killed him. Orochimaru got what he deserved. You will now pay the ultimate price for your crimes, Sasuke."
"I agree," Tsunade said. "Take him away."
Sasuke had now been declared a traitor and would be executed. 1 week later, Sasuke was tied to a post in the Chunin Exams stadium arena. For this occasion, everyone was dressed in red.
"Shinobi of the Leaf Village, we have come to witness the death of a disgraced ninja who defied the Will of Fire," Tsunade explained. "He spit on our ways and called us weak. He has seen that we are not weak, but rather more powerful when we work together. This traitor will now pay the Ultimate Price, and it will be a message to anyone who does not respect the Will of Fire upon which our forefathers built this village. Vince, administer the brand."
"Yes, milady," Vince replied.
Vince took a red-hot branding iron in an odd triangle shape and placed it on Sasuke's forehead, causing him to scream in pain as he was burned.
He had an ugly symbol burned into his forehead.
"What's that symbol in his forehead?" Naruto asked.
"It's the Sigil of Lucifer, the Devil Himself," Vince explained. "It's his mark of Eternal Torment in the Netherworld."
Naruto commented, "That symbol looks evil."
"It is," Vince confirmed. "I'm also going to curse Sasuke with the deadliest curse ever."
"What is that?" questioned Naruto.
"It's called the Hom-Dai," Vince explained. "It's the worst of all ancient Egyptian curses."
"What's the Hom-Dai?" Naruto asked.
"It's a terrible curse reserved for only the most evil and blasphemous," Vince explained. "I've read about it in my dimension. If a Hom-Dai victim is ever raised from the dead, he or she will bring the 10 Plagues of Egypt, the same plagues that Moses used with God's power to convince Pharaoh Ramses to let his people go in the Book of Exodus."
"I read about those plagues in your Bible, and they were terrible," Naruto replied. "How long has it been since this curse has been cast?"
"Throughout Egypt's history, they never used it that much because they were terrified of it," Vince explained. "Also, if they are ever resurrected as a result of the Hom-Dai, they will emerge as a walking disease with unimaginable power over the elements, immortality, and terrible power capable of destroying the world."
"Whoa!" exclaimed Naruto. "That is a terrible danger. So how do we do this Hom-Dai?"
"First, we have to cut out his tongue," Vince explained.
Vince pulled out a dagger and cut Sasuke's tongue off.
"Next, we completely cover him in bandages like a real mummy," Vince continued.
"So, in a way, we mummify him alive," Naruto clarified.
"Yes," Vince confirmed.
They wrapped Sasuke in bandages from head to toe and covered everything before placing him in a sarcophagus.
"Okay, now what?" Naruto asked.
"We put live flesh-eating Scarabs on him," Vince explained.
Shibi Aburame appeared, carrying a vase filled with scarabs. "Here you go, Naruto."
"Thank you, Mr. Aburame," Naruto expressed gratitude.
Shibi poured the scarabs all over Sasuke, who was screaming in pain while being muffled by the bandages, as Vince and Naruto put the top on the sarcophagus. Vince opened a strange key and turned a dial that locked it.
"There," Vince muttered. "Now we seal him into three more coffins like a Russian nesting doll."
They did so, and it was a bunch of big coffins. Sasuke's coffin was an incredible feat. It had the sigil of Lucifer and the kanji for "The Infernal One Who Shall Never Be Named" on top of it.
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"That's it," Naruto concluded.
"Now we bury him somewhere he will never be found, discovered, or disturbed," Vince explained. "And I know exactly where to put him."
Vince snapped his fingers, and the Sarcophagus was beam all the way to the Lake Vostok Prison in Antarctica and placed in a super tight room under very close guard, lock, and powerful key for all time. Vince, Naruto, and Team Thunder Angel did it all over the next three years. They destroyed all of Orochimaru's labs and experiments, some of which were extremely useful to the Leaf. They rescued the Fuma Clan from his clutches, stopped Dr. Amachi's pirate ring, killed the Wandering Ninja, stopped Akahoshi in the Star Village, stopped Haido from using the Gelel Mines to destroy the planet, freed the Land of Snow, saved the Hidden Moon, restored Takumi Village, saved the Land of Greens, helped Yakumo face her Id Monster, rescued Gaara and killed all the Akatsuki and arrested Obito. Obito was sentenced to life in prison. Thanks to Team Thunder Angel, the world was now at peace. As a result, Naruto now has multiple future wives.
The simulation ended as Vince merged everyone with their counterparts except for the evil cursed Sasuke. Vince's family had Megan and Sarah back for the first time in 8 years, and they were introduced to the Loud Kids. Neyhara and Mera felt right at home on Earth.
THE END.