J.D., Lincoln, Luan, and Eddy were all in the Simulator.

In the control room were Vince, Carol, Luna, Sam L., Lynn, Lucy, Marie, Dawn, Naruto, Pakura, Courtney, Lola, and Lisa.

The Simulator was activated, and they found themselves in the city of Nearburg from the television show CatDog.

"Awesome!" exclaimed Luan. "We're in CatDog."

"This is one of my favorite shows," Eddy added.

"I used to watch this show with Luan all the time, and it's funny and awesome," Lincoln recalled.

"It's really funny, huh?" J.D. said.

"Get that CatButt!"

They noticed three nasty, tough dogs chasing CatDog.

"That's CatDog, and the clods after them are the Greaser Dogs!" J.D. yelled.

The Greaser Dogs—Cliff, Lube, and Shriek—are the most nefarious and ruthless gang to ever terrorize Nearberg. They hate CatDog with a vengeance and want nothing more than to see them suffer by pounding the living daylights out of them.

"I hate the Greasers," Luan admitted. "They give dogs and people everywhere a bad name."

"I hate them just as much as you do," Lincoln confessed.

"Let's pound them and see how they like it," J.D. suggested. "But this time we'll pound them into Oblivion."

"Yeah," Eddy agreed. "As my friend Kevin would say, they are 3 big Dorks!"

"That's right," Lincoln said. "As the Ripping Friends like to say-"

"IT'S RIPPING TIME!" J.D., Luan, Eddy, and Lincoln yelled.

They followed the Greasers and cornered CatDog in an alley, and just as they were about to pulverize CatDog, J.D. kicked Cliff in the face and sent him crashing into a wall.

Luan punched Shriek in the mouth, knocking out all of her teeth.

Lincoln kicked Lube in the back of the head, sending him flying against the wall and squashing him like a bug.

Cliff blubbered, "Why, you brats!? Now we'll pound yous too!"

"You're very poorly educated, aren't you?" J.D. questioned. "You idiots must have dumped your brains in a garbage dump thousands of miles away."

Lube stupidly blurted, "Hey! My brain is right here, duh." He pointed to his head.

"Yeah," Lincoln nodded. "You were born without a brain."

Lincoln struck the Greasers with a bolt of lightning, electrocuting them.

Their skeletons were visible when they were electrocuted.

"Ow!" yelled Cliff.

"Let's see how you handle these dogs," Luan joked. Then she laughs. "Get it? But seriously, these dogs are going to hurt."

Luan created some pure light wolves who mauled the Greasers to smithereens.

The light wolves vanished.

J.D. entangled the Greasers in vines and pulverized them by slamming them into the walls of the buildings with tremendous force.

Cliff, Lube, and Shriek were groaning in pain.

"That oughta teach you Greaser losers," J.D. growled.

"Yeah," Eddy said. "You dorks give people everywhere a bad name. You three are true pieces of trash."

"Wow!" exclaimed Cat. "That was amazing! You all just pounded the Greaser Dogs like they were nothing."

Dog yelled, "Yeah! Hi-ho-diggety, that was awesome!"

"Thanks a lot, guys," J.D. added. "We should introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson."

"My name is Lincoln Loud, and this is my sister Luan," Lincoln introduced himself.

Eddy added, "And I'm Eddy. Luan's boyfriend."

"It's a pleasure to meet you all," Cat replied. "I take it you know our names?"

"That's right, Cat," J.D. affirmed. "You and Dog are funny."

Cat laughed, "Thank you, J.D., but you guys were great. How did you manage to do all of that with the light, lightning, and plants?"

"We have all kinds of special powers," J.D. explained. "I got my powers from Cosmic Radiation."

"Outer Space Radiation?" Cat wondered. "Wow, that's incredible."

"I was given Light powers by Sulis, the Goddess of the Sun in Celtic Myth," Luan explained.

"I was given Lightning powers by Hinon, the Spirit of Lightning in Iroquois Myth," Lincoln explained.

"The Bat Wing Magisword gave me my Bat Wing powers," Eddy added.

"That's amazing, guys," Dog exclaimed.

"What's going on here?"

They noticed a green rabbit wearing a blue suit.

"Rancid Rabbit," J.D. said.

"Yeah?" Rancid replied. "What's it to ya?"

"It's payback time," J.D. revealed. "You're nothing more than a thief, a con artist and a dirty double-crosser. You conned everyone out of their money, made their lives miserable, and destroyed and ruined so many lives."

"I have not!" retorted Rancid.

"Yes, you have," Lincoln confirmed.

"Name one time!" Rancid demanded.

"You charged CatDog $34,000 for an all-you-can-eat buffet," J.D. pointed out. "What a rip-off!"

"You put them in jail for doing a cannonball while being a stupid lifeguard," Lincoln continued.

"You denied them service at Mr. Taco's by banning them," Luan added.

"You became a false cop and prohibited Farburg Burger Bones, much like the 18th Amendment of the Constitution, which was repealed," J.D. continued.

"And your point is?" Rancid questioned.

"The point is Rancid, you're a greedy, heartless sociopath who doesn't care about anyone but himself and only loves money more than anything else and doesn't care who you step on to get what you want," J.D. stressed.

"No one talks to me like that!" Rancid yelled.

"Rancid Rabbit, you are under arrest. We heard everything he said, and you're looking at some very hard time."

The Greasers were arrested alongside Rancid, who was taken away.

The mayor of Nearberg gave J.D., Luan, Lincoln, Eddy, and CatDog the key to the city in exchange for stopping the Greasers and Rancid Rabbit. J.D. offered CatDog the chance to move from Nearberg to Royal Woods, and they accepted. The Ingrid Twins—their girlfriends were with them too. They kicked Winslow out, and their house is now next door to theirs. Cliff, Lube, and Shriek of the Greasers were found guilty of gangsterism, many counts of assault and battery, attempted murder, and grand theft. They were all sentenced to 17 life sentences without the possibility of parole, plus an additional 700,344 years. They were also ordered to pay $750,000,000.00 in restitution to CatDog. Rancid Rabbit was found guilty of corruption, grand theft, fraud, false imprisonment, kidnapping, wire fraud, racketeering, money laundering, embezzlement, obstruction of justice, and false arrest. He was sentenced to 8 life sentences without the possibility of parole plus 50,245 years in prison and ordered to pay CatDog and the Knudson-Loud-Anderson Family $500,000,000,000.00. CatDog is now filthy rich, and they can begin a new life free of the Greasers and Rancid. They made their house bigger than ever. It was the start of a brand-new life.

The Simulation ended, and they took a break for lunch.

THE END