It all starts with J.D., Varie, Lincoln, and Linka waking up.
"Another great Sunday," J.D. commented.
From somewhere in the house, Rita yelled, "RISE AND SHINE, KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO AUNT RUTH'S TODAY! YAY!"
"Aunt Ruth's is today," J.D. remarked.
"3 weeks already?" Varie asked.
"Yep, and it's Vince's turn," Lincoln answered.
When Vince walked in, everyone was getting ready for Aunt Ruth.
"Hey guys," Vince said.
"Hi Vince," everyone said.
"Vince!" Carol shouted.
Vince and Carol kissed.
"Hey Carol," Vince said. "I got your text, and it's to babysit while you're at Auth Ruth today."
"It sure is," Carol replied.
"Okay, Vince, who are you going to babysit?" Lynn Sr. asked.
"Let's see," Vince replied. "Carol, Carrie, Leia & Katie, Luna, Ember, Luan, Marie, Lynn, Dawn, Lincoln, Wednesday, Lucy, Laney, Lola, and Lisa. Lily, too."
"All right," Lynn Sr continued. "Is everyone ready?"
"Yes dad," Lori replied, bored.
They left for Aunt Ruth, leaving Vince in charge of Carol, Carrie, Leia and Katie, Luna, Ember, Luan, Marie, Lynn, Dawn, Lincoln, Wednesday, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Lisa, and Lily.
"All right, guys," Vince said. "It's time for our first activity."
There was a knock on the door, and Vince answered it. It was Eddy.
"Hey, Vince," Eddy said.
"Hello, Eddy," Vince replied.
"My King of Comedy has arrived," Luan announced.
"And my Queen Angel of Comedy is as beautiful as ever," Eddy added.
Eddy and Luan kissed.
"So what's happening Vince?" Eddy asked.
"I'm babysitting while everyone else goes to Aunt Ruth," Vince explained. "They go every three weeks."
"That's cool," Eddy responded.
"I'm glad I'm not eating 60-year-old pudding right now, dudes," Luna added.
"Indeed," Lisa agreed.
"That must taste absolutely awful," Carrie opined. "It's a miracle none of you got botulism from it."
"J.D. told me the same thing, Carrie," Lincoln replied.
"By the way, Carrie, how are you healing after your ordeal?" Vince inquired.
"I'm lot better now that Chris is in prison forever and Billy is dead," Carrie claimed.
"I'm so glad, mommy," Leia replied.
"Me, too," Katie added.
"Thank you, girls," Carrie said.
"I'm happy for you, Carrie," Carol exclaimed. "Have you mastered your powers?"
"I sure have, and it turns out that my powers were given to me as a result of my hatred and rage," Carol explained. "But, my love for my family has made me stronger than before."
"That's fantastic, Carrie," Eddy exclaimed. "I heard what happened to you, and it was terrible."
"I know Eddy," Carol replied. "I'm glad I moved on."
"Me, too," Vince added. "Our first activity is what I like to call Spy Partnership. To do it, we go to the simulator. We're going to be in awesome spy movies, teaming up with and defeating the villains trying to take over or destroy the world."
"Cool!" cried Lynn. "I love spy movies."
"Me, too," Laney replied.
"Spy movies are a great source of entertainment," Lisa added.
"My favorites are the James Bond movies," Lincoln said.
"This is something worth spying for!" joked Luan. A rimshot was heard and she laughed. "Get it?"
Vince, Carrie, Carol, Ember, and Dawn laughed, while everyone else sighed.
"Nice one, Luan," Vince replied.
Eddy laughs. "That's a good one."
They got ready in the simulator.
"Okay, who wants to go first?" Vince asked.
"I will," Lincoln replied.
"You can do it, Lincoln," Lynn assured him.
"I've also invited someone special," Vince added.
Ronnie Anne entered the room.
"Hey, Ronnie Anne," Lincoln called out.
"Hey Lame-o," Ronnie Anne replied. "I heard you were going to have a spy adventure, so I came to watch."
"That's cool," Lincoln responded.
"This will be an interesting experience for us," Lucy said. "Vampires and spy movies are two of my favorite things."
"That's interesting, Lucy," Laney commented.
"I agree," Lily added.
Lincoln entered the simulator, and Vince typed in the scenario.
"Coming online, Lincoln," Vince announced.
Lincoln found himself in the middle of a jungle and spotted a hanging radio transmitter.
"I'm in the movie Goldeneye!" Lincoln gasped. "My all-time favorite. James Bond needs my help."
Lincoln slid down the dish and entered a lair through a hatch, where an explosion blew a part of the lair apart.
He ran all around the lair as it fell apart, killing all types of henchmen from Russia with his Lightning powers. He entered the control room and came across the Goldeneye console.
"It's the Goldeneye Console," Lincoln explained. "Now I have to get it out. I'm hoping my technical skills pay off."
Lincoln typed in a code, and the disk ejected, and he took it, grabbed the keys, and placed them in the case they came in, which he then placed in his backpack.
Lincoln continued, "Now to go help James and kill Alec."
Alec grabbed an AK47 Assault Rifle and pursued James as he approached the Transmitter.
Lincoln seized an AK47 from a downed man.
"This spell should give me a fighting edge," Lincoln said. He recites an incantation. "Kestinyro Mingyuja Kretta!"
Lincoln's lightning magic gave the AK47 an infinite supply of ammo, and he strapped the gun to his back and rode the elevator to the transmitter.
"This is awesome," Lincoln exclaimed.
He was running across a bridge to the transmitter when the elevator doors opened, and he saw Alec shooting at James.
"Oh no," Lincoln shouted, "You don't!"
Lincoln drew his gun and shot at Alec. "Eat some red-hot lead, Alec!"
Lincoln got him in the leg and went up to him as he climbed onto the transmitter, punching him in the mouth and knocking out a tooth.
Lincoln finally caught up with James. "James!"
James Bond spotted him.
"You managed to slow down, Alec?" James asked, with a British accent.
"I sure did," Lincoln replied. "I'm Lincoln Loud. I'm from America, and I've come to help you."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Lincoln," James responded. "You slowed Alec down?"
"I sure did," Lincoln acknowledged. "I shot him in the leg."
"Impressive," James said.
"Not bad for an 11-year-old kid, huh?" Lincoln replied. "I also got the Goldeneye Disk and Keys and killed all of Alec's men."
"Good work," James said.
"Thank you," Lincoln expressed gratitude. Let's blow this thing up."
They entered the gear room, and Lincoln took a pipe, rammed it into the metal track, and welded it together with his powers.
In the destroyed lair, Boris was working on the computer.
"Yes!" shouted Boris with a Russian accent. "I am invincible."
He typed a command into the Transmitter, and it came online. However, the transmitter had jammed and was about to explode. Alec was slowly catching up to them.
The satellite reentered Earth's atmosphere and exploded over the Atlantic Ocean.
Lincoln and James beamed to the ground, and Alec was with them. Lincoln hit Alec in the stomach and kicked him in the face. James punched Alec in the mouth and nose, leg-sweeped him, then kicked him in the back. The Transmitter then exploded into a huge fireball.
"No!" shouted Alec in a Russian accent.
"You lose Alec," Lincoln said.
Natalya Simonova arrived with a gun pointed at Alec.
"It's over, Alec," Natalya remarked with a Russian accent. "You and Boris are through."
"I agree," Lincoln answered. "We have you surrounded. There's nowhere to run."
"It's never over," Alec said. "I will destroy England for what they did to my ancestors."
"You can join them in the Netherworld!" Lincoln yelled.
"For England, guys?" Alec tried to ask.
"No," James answered.
"For the entire world," Lincoln added.
They opened fire on him.
They pumped his guts full of lead and killed him.
"That takes care of him," Natalya said.
Lincoln affirmed, "No kidding. I'm glad he's gone for good."
"Me, too," James agreed. "He was my friend until he turned traitor."
"I can't believe that," Lincoln said.
"I couldn't have done it without you, Lincoln," James added. "You and Natalya were great."
"I'm glad I could help James," Lincoln replied.
"I agree," Natalya responded.
They shared a kiss.
After the exercise, Lincoln came out, and everyone cheered for him.
"Lincoln, you were amazing!" Ronnie Anne gushed.
"Thank you, Ronnie Anne," Lincoln said.
"Good job, Lincoln," Vince remarked. "What are you going to do with the GoldenEye program?"
"I'm going to place it in a special vault where it will never be used again," Lincoln explained.
"Good thinking, Linc," Luan said.
"That was really awesome, Lincoln," Eddy added. "You certainly showed Alec who was boss."
"Thank you, Eddy," Lincoln said.
"How you did him in was really cool," Carol added.
"I know Carrie," Lincoln answered. "Alec wanted to plunge the world into a global financial meltdown by taking all of England's money, and GoldenEye would erase all records of the transactions. A very ingenious scheme."
"It most certainly was," Lisa confirmed. "Alec's scheme to gain world domination was brilliant. Russia has certainly developed a prominent tool of disorder."
"They sure have Lisa," Vince added. "Also, Lincoln, be careful with that AK47. It's a dangerous weapon."
"I know," Lincoln admitted. "I'll have to see if I can get a gun safe for it."
"Good thinking, dude," Luna remarked.
"Okay," Carol said. "I think I will go next."
"All right, Carol," Vince said. "We're going to do another fun game called History Adventure. We enter the Simulator and join the event from that year."
"Cool!" cried Carol. "History is one of my favorite subjects. The same as Lori's."
"I believe it, Carol," Lincoln said.
Carol entered the Simulator, and it activated, transporting her to the Hundred Years War in 1431. Thankfully, time travel is not possible in the Simulator.
The Hundred Years War lasted from 1337 to 1453 and was a bloody battle for control of the French throne. The House of Valois of France and the House of Plantagenet of England were locked in a brutal 116-year battle.
"Wow!" Carol exclaimed. "I'm in the Hundred Years War. One of my favorite historical events."
Carol checked a device on her arm, and it was really May 30th, 1431. "Oh man. Today is the day Joan of Arc was burned at the stake for heresy. I've got to put a stop to it."
Carol saw the castle where Joan was to be hanged and spread her wings and flew there. Carol spotted Joan being tied to the stake and lighting it on fire from above, and she swooped down and cut her free and rescued her.
"Are you okay, Joan?" Carol asked.
"Yes, I am," Joan answered. "You have saved my life."
"They were persecuting you for heresy," Carol explained. "That is wrong on so many levels."
"I agree," Joan said. "Thank you."
"My name is Carol Pingrey Loud," Carol introduced herself. "They have no idea what an angel's power can do."
"I agree," Joan said. "Let us show them and put an end to this horrific war."
Carol and Joan landed, and Carol fired a heat ray at the soldiers pursuing them, vaporizing them completely and destroying much of the castle in a fiery explosion."
"Your power is amazing, Carol," Joan exclaimed.
"I got my powers from an amazing source," Carol explained. "It's difficult to explain Joan. I'm actually from over 600 years in the future. It's complicated."
"I believe it," Joan said. "But I owe you my life, Carol."
"A life is never owed when it is saved out of friendship and love," Carol stated.
"Thank you, Carol," Joan expressed gratitude. "I want to join you to your home and share what I know with all of you."
Carol answered, "You are more than welcome to if that is your choice."
The simulation ended, and everyone met Joan of Arc.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Joan," Vince replied. "I'm Vince Pusateri."
"Vince is my boyfriend," Carol explained. "He is the best boyfriend ever."
"I'm Ember McLain Loud. I was adopted."
"I'm Lincoln Loud."
"It's a pleasure to meet you Joan. I'm Luna Loud."
"It's a pleasure Joan, I'm Luan Loud."
"I'm Eddy. Luan is my girlfriend."
"I'm Lynn Loud Jr."
"I'm Lucy Loud."
"I'm Laney Loud."
"I'm Lola Loud. It's a pleasure to meet you."
"I'm Lisa Loud. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
"And I'm Lily Loud."
"Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Lisa, and Lily are my sisters," Lincoln explained.
"You have a big family, Lincoln," Joan noted.
"Yeah," Lincoln agreed.
"I'm Ronnie Anne Santiago, Lincoln's girlfriend," Ronnie Anne introduced herself.
"I'm Wednesday Addams Loud," Wednesday introduced herself. "I was adopted after my family was killed in an explosion."
"That's terrible," Joan said. "I'm so sorry."
"It's fine," Wednesday reassured her. "Thank you for your concern."
"I'm Carrie White Loud," Carrie introduced herself. "I was also adopted. These are my daughters, Leia and Katie."
"It's a pleasure, Joan," Leia responded.
Katie affirmed, "Same here."
Joan answered, "The pleasure is all mine.
"My name is Marie Kanker Loud," she introduced herself. "I, too, was adopted."
"My name is Dawn," Dawn introduced herself. "I'm from another dimension."
"That's interesting," Joan commented. "I have so much to learn about the year I'm in now."
"You're in the year 2017, 586 years in the future," Vince explained.
"Wow!" exclaimed Joan. "I have a lot to learn. But I think I'll like being here."
"I'm glad Joan," Carol said.
"Whose turn is it next?" Vince asked.
"I'll go," Lucy decided.
Lucy entered the simulator, and it activated, transporting her to Salem, Massachusetts.
"Gasp!" cried Lucy. "I'm at the Salem Witch Trials in 1692."
Back in the 17th century, the Salem Witch Trials were one of the darkest events in American history. People believed that the Devil was walking the Earth, and the people of Salem persecuted and killed many people for witchcraft. Most of them were innocent people. It was a time of total fear and persecution.
"This is a truly horrific event," Lucy observed. "I may be a goth girl who like dark and gloomy things, but I would never go this low."
Lucy was walking around town when she noticed a woman sitting in a dunking chair. Back then, it was a tool.
"Confess Witch!" commanded the Crier. "You're working for Satan!"
"No! I swear, I am not!"
She was dunked once more.
Lucy saw the woman and she saw that she looked an awful lot like Lori.
Lucy thought to herself, "Gasp! That's our ancestor Lorraine Newton Loud. She was innocent and was burned at the stake the following night."
"Talk witch!" yelled Crier.
"I am not a witch!" shouted back Lorraine.
"I have to stop all of this," Lucy thought to herself.
"Burn the witch tomorrow!" shouted the Crier.
Lucy snuck into the town jail after everyone had gone to bed and broke open the jail cells.
"Are you all okay?" Lucy asked.
"Yes thanks to you," Lorraine said.
"My name is Lucy Loud," Lucy introduced herself. "I am your descendent from 325 years into the future. I'm from the twenty-first century."
"That's interesting," Lorraine replied. "Thank you for freeing us, Lucy. It's comforting to know that I'll have family in the future. The entire town has gone insane. Hundreds of people are being killed for witchcraft."
"I know," Lucy confessed. "This is absolutely sick, and it must be stopped. Lets rally up everyone that's been wrongfully persecuted and stand up for ourselves. If they want a fight with Witchcraft, they will get one."
Lucy gathered everyone and they all became an unruly mob armed with torches, guns, swords, axes, and books.
The next morning, they all fought against the town that had destroyed and ruined their lives. They resolved to ensure that persecution would never befall them again, and they killed the town crier and others. They destroyed everything and burned the entire town down. The town deacon was left for Lucy.
"This is all your fault, deacon," Lucy pointed out. "You persecuted all these innocent people because of your own fear and ignorance."
"I don't care!" screamed the Deacon. "They were witches who needed to be burned in the Netherworld!"
"You have no idea what a witch's power can do," Lucy replied.
Lucy fired a bolt of black lightning at the deacon. "Let terror devour you totally."
The Deacon saw witches everywhere and ran into his house like a scared chicken.
The Salem Witch Trials were over, and the people of Salem rebuilt the entire town so that witches and persecution would never again plague the town.
The simulation ended, and Lucy returned, and they were proud of her.
"You were fantastic, Lucy," Vince exclaimed.
"Thank you, Vince," Lucy replied.
"It's my turn," Laney announced.
"I have just the event for you, Laney," Vince responded.
Laney went into the Simulator and it activated.
Laney ended up in France during a terrible war.
"Wow!" exclaimed Laney. "I'm in the French Revolution."
The French Revolution was a terrible war that lasted from May 5, 1789 to November 9, 1799 and resulted in the fall of the French Monarchy and the rise of Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte.
Laney unsheathed her scythe and examined her arm device. The date was October 16, 1793, and it was the day Marie Antoinette was to be executed.
"I've got to help Marie Antoinette," Laney explained.
Laney ran to the Placa de Concorde, where she saw Marie Antoinette about to be guillotined.
"I don't think so," Laney remarked.
Laney rushed in just as the blade reached its maximum height, and as it was about to fall, Laney grabbed Marie and created an illusion that the blade had killed her.
"That was a close one," Marie admitted. "Thank you."
"You're welcome, Marie," Laney said. "I'm Laney Loud. I came here from 224 years into the future."
"That's a long time from now," Marie said. "I am forever in your debt Laney."
"Think nothing of it," Laney said. "It is unacceptable that you die at the hands of these cretins."
"I agree," Marie answered. "The rebels killed my husband, Louis XVI, and the French Monarchy was destroyed. I would never have abused the rebels in that way."
"I understand Marie," Laney responded. "But it's no longer safe for you here."
"Yeah," Marie agreed. "I'd like to join you to learn more about the future."
"It's up to you," Laney said.
The simulation ended, and everyone was introduced to Marie Antoinette.
"Welcome to the future, Marie," Vince welcomed her.
"Thank you, Vince," Marie said. "What year is it?"
"It's 2017," Lincoln answered.
"I've got a lot to learn," Marie admitted.
Lola was up next.
Lola was in the simulator when it activated, transporting her to Count Dracula's castle in Transylvania in the nineteenth century.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Lola. "I'm at Dracula's Castle. Lucy is going to hate me for what I'm about to do, but I get to destroy Count Dracula."
Lola was walking through the castle when she noticed a woman sitting next to a window.
"Are you all right?" Lola inquired.
"Yes, I am. Dracula is holding me captive here."
"I came to save you," Lola explained. "My name is Lola Loud."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Lola. I'm Catherine Vale. I'm a vampire, and I don't like being with Dracula."
"That's terrible, Catherine," Lola replied. "Dracula is the embodiment of evil and claims himself to be the Prince of Darkness. But he has no idea that the real Prince of Darkness is the Devil himself, Lucifer."
"That's true," Catherine acknowledged. "I can't control myself. I can't stop my insatiable hunger for blood and my fear of the Sun, holy water, the Cross of Jesus, and garlic."
"I realize it's tough," Lola admitted. "My big sister Lucy is a Vampire fan, and I'm sure she'd be ready to help you as long as you stayed in the dark."
"Thank you, Lola," Catherine said. "What year do you come from?"
"I'm from the year 2017," Lola explained. "How did you know I wasn't from this era?"
"Being a vampire comes with a lot of powers you never knew you had," Catherine explained. "Things like immortality, enhanced strength and speed, and even knowing things that no one can know in the future."
"That's interesting," Lola replied.
"So we have a guest here in my castle," said a voice with a Transylvanian accent.
Lola saw Count Dracula himself.
"Count Dracula, I presume?" Lola asked.
"That's right, and you're Lola Loud from the future," Dracula answered.
"That's right," Lola said.
Lola took out several garlic bulbs and placed them around her neck.
"Don't worry, Catherine," Lola assured her. "I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I also have powers that Count Dracula fears. Watch."
Dracula gasped as Lola spread her fire wings.
"Woah!" Catherine exclaimed. "Lola, you look like a true angel of fire."
"I get that a lot, and my powers are said to come from the fiery pits of the Netherworld itself," Lola explained.
Lola produced a flame in her hand and molded it into a trio of flame girls.
"I saw this in a movie once," Lola explained.
Lola grew the flame girls into life-size figures, and they danced about Dracula, attacked him, and burned him badly.
"One of Dracula's weaknesses is fire, and a stake will kill him," Catherine explained.
Lola affirmed, "I've read about that."
Lola took out a silver stake and charged at him, stabbing him through the heart. In seconds, he was dead, and he exploded into dust.
"That was wicked," Lola commented.
"It was," Catherine agreed.
The Sun began to rise, and to her surprise, the Sun's light did not burn her.
"Catherine!" gasped Lola. "You're free, and you're human once more. I think."
Catherine looked in the mirror and saw that she still had her fangs and a reflection.
"Yes, I am free!" Catherine yelled. "But I still have my fangs."
"If you turn into a vampire, it must be a permanent thing for your teeth," Lola theorized.
"Maybe, and I still know everything I'm not supposed to know," Catherine explained.
"That's strange," Lola commented. "But we'll never have to worry about Dracula again."
Catherine affirmed, "No, we won't."
Catherine decided to join Lola and was happy to be back on Earth in the twenty-first century. Catherine was introduced to everyone.
"Lucy, I'm sorry I killed Dracula," Lola apologized. "I understand if you hate me for it."
"It's all right, Lola," Lucy assured her. "Dracula is my least favorite vampire. But I'm glad you destroyed him."
"Thank you, Lucy," Lola replied.
"Our next activity is Songs in Luna's Room," Vince explained.
"Sweet dudes," Luna remarked.
In Luna's room, they got their instruments ready.
"First, we're going to sing one of my favorite songs, Within Temptation's Jillian," Vince explained.
"That sounds like a cool song," Lucy commented.
"It is," Vince confirmed. "It's a goth song."
The song began, and the room transformed into a dark nightmarish castle.
Lucy sang the song, and they noticed that her voice sounded exactly like Sharon den Adel, the lead singer of Within Temptation.
As the song progressed, bats and other evil creatures danced around the castle, creating a ferocious scene.
When the song ended, the room went back to normal, and they applauded for Lucy.
"Great job, Lucy!" enthused Vince.
"That was great, Lucy," Eddy added. "I had no idea you could sing that well."
"Thank you, Eddy," Lucy said. "It's a hidden talent."
"You sound exactly like Sharon den Adel from Within Temptation, and it was great," Lincoln said.
"To tell you the truth, I never noticed that until now," Lucy admitted.
"You have a wonderful voice, Lucy," Luan added.
"Yeah, it was rockin' brah!" Luna insisted.
"I agree," Lola responded.
"Same here," Wednesday said.
"How come you never sang before Lucy?" Laney wondered.
"I just don't like singing, Laney," Lucy confessed. "Because I was afraid you'd all think I'm weird."
"No way, Lucy," Carrie responded. "You were fantastic."
"You were amazing," Leia added.
"Thank you, guys," Lucy said.
"You're welcome, Lucy," Joan remarked.
"I have a good song for you all," Vince said. "It's called It's Terror Time Again by Skycycle."
"Ooh!" cried Lincoln. "I heard the song in the movie Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, and it was awesome."
"Get ready to rock," Vince shouted as he took out his electric guitar and began playing, transforming the room into a dark forest.
You hear the screeching of an owl
You hear the wind begin to howl
You know there's zombies on the prowl, and
It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time
You hear the beating of your heart
You know the screaming's gonna start
Here comes the really scary part, cause
All the trees begin to moan
And the monsters grunt and groan
Rotting faces full of slime
Don't you know it's terror time? And...
It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time!
During the song, zombie versions of all of the bad guys they had killed in the previous three months appeared and began dancing wildly to the beat. While they danced, lightning and thunder crashed and echoed loudly.
They all applauded as the song ended, and the room returned to normal.
"That was rockin, Dude!" Luna exclaimed.
"Vince, I had no idea you could sing so beautifully," Carol added.
"I have some amazing talents," Vince replied.
Vince's watch beeped, signaling that it was time for lunch.
"All right, guys," Vince said. "What do you all want for lunch?"
"The first time, we had pizza with J.D., and the second time, we had spaghetti with Varie," Lily recounted.
"How about burgers?" Laney suggested.
Everyone agreed.
"Good choice," Vince said. "I have a job at a restaurant as an awesome fry cook, and I have a friend that taught me how to be a great fry cook like he is."
Vince brought out a grill similar to the one used by SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab, and he grilled some delicious homemade burger meat with his own secret ingredients. He grilled them to perfection and served them in a huge burger pyramid.
"Dig in, everyone," Vince instructed.
They all took a bite and were in heaven.
"Wow!" exclaimed Lincoln, "It's just like at the Burpin' Burger!"
Laney exclaimed, "Delicious!"
"Yummy!" remarked Carrie.
"You make excellent burgers, dude," Luna praised.
"Thank you, Luna," Vince replied. "I actually work at the Burpin' Burger."
"You work at the Burpin' Burger!" Luan gasped.
"Yep," Vince confirmed. "Quite a shock, huh?"
"I'll say," Lola agreed.
"Maybe you could give us a discount," Lucy suggested.
"I'll have to come up with something for you guys," Vince agreed.
The whole pyramid was gone, and they were all belching.
"Boy those burgers are," Vince belched, "always delicious."
Lisa burps. "Affirmative Vince. They were quite satisfying."
"Boy, I haven't had burgers that awesome in a while," Laney said and then she burped, "Excuse me."
Lola belched. "Delicious."
"You're a great chef, Vince," Carrie said, then she burped. "Excuse me."
Carol burped. "Vince, I agree. You are without a doubt the best boyfriend ever."
Vince blushes. "Aw, Carol, thank you."
They share a kiss.
"These burgers are really a flipping experience," Luan joked, followed by a rimshot, and she laughed. "Get it?"
Vince, Carol, Joan, both Maries, Catherine, Eddy, and Lincoln all laughed.
Vince laughed. "Good one, Luan."
Eddy laughs. "That was funny." He burped. "Excuse me."
"Luan is pretty funny," Joan noted.
"Oh yeah," Vince agreed. "She knows how to make people laugh. Let's make burgers for everyone when they get back."
"That's a fantastic idea, dude," Luna replied.
"I agree," Wednesday said. "It'll wash the taste of 60-year-old pudding out of their mouths."
"Yuck!" cried Dawn. "That is disgusting."
Later, they were watching Nature Documentaries on TV while Laney, Joan, Catherine, and Wednesday were reading books when Vanzilla 2.0 arrived.
"They're back," Vince announced.
"Let's get cooking," Lincoln advised.
They cooked all of the burgers and set up the dining table. Lynn Sr., Rita, the girls, J.D., and Varie walked in, all with bored expressions on their faces.
"Welcome home, guys," Vince remarked.
They noticed the burgers.
"You made all of those, Vince?" J.D. asked.
"We did, J.D.," Vince said. "Go ahead, guys."
They ate the burgers and were satisfied.
"Man, Vince, we had no idea you were a fry cook at the Burpin' Burger," Lana noted.
"It surprised us as well, Lana," Lincoln added.
"It's the best job ever," Vince replied.
"I believe it, Vince," Lynn responded.
"So, how was everyone while we were gone?" Varie inquired.
"They were amazing, Varie," Varie replied. "We discovered some very interesting developments in the Loud history."
"We discovered Lori, that you are descended from Lorraine Newton Loud, who lived in Salem, Massachusetts during the Salem Witch Trials in 1692," Lucy explained. "She was burned at the stake for witchcraft."
"That's terrible," Lori replied. "How did you find that out?"
"We were in the Simulator, and I did a history exercise and went to the Salem Witch Trials," Lucy explained.
"Back in the 17th Century, it was a pretty dark time," Lynn Sr. added.
"It sure was," Marie A. commented. "I've read about that event."
"It's hard to imagine we're descended from people involved in the Salem Witch Trials," Rita added.
"No kidding," J.D. remarked. "It was a dark time of persecution, darkness, and fear."
"Yeah," Varie agreed.
"I've done a lot of research on the Salem Witch Trials, and it turns out I am a direct descendant of the nefarious Sanderson Sisters," Shannon confessed.
They all gasp.
"The witches in the movie Hocus Pocus?" Linka asked.
"Yeah," Shannon nodded. "That's how I know Dark Magic. I am a witch who uses Dark Magic for good."
"Well, that's a relief," Lori responded.
"But that's pretty amazing," Penny added.
"Yeah," Lincoln agreed. "Whose turn is it next?"
"Jayme, my sister," J.D. explained.
"Awesome!" cried Lynn.
"I can't wait to have fun with her," Shannon added.
"Great job, partner," J.D. said.
"Thank you, partner," Vince said. "It was a lot of fun babysitting for the Louds."
"We're glad you had fun, Vince," Rita replied.
THE END.