It was once again April 1st, the most feared day in the Knudson-Loud-Anderson family: April Fools' Day. This would normally be the day when Luan unleashes a series of deadly pranks that would place you in the hospital. But because she defeated her Dark Side, she has stopped doing deadly pranks and has instead been doing harmless pranks like whoopee cushions, squirting flowers, and classic gags. However, Luan was still having terrible memories of all the April Fools Days that happened.
Luan was eating breakfast with her family and friends at the table. J.D. noticed Luan was deep in thought and hadn't touched her waffles.
"Are you all right, Luan?" J.D. asked. "You seem lost in thought."
"I just keep thinking about all the horrible things I did to all of you on April Fool's Day," Luan confessed.
"Luan that was not you remember?" Naruto answered. "Even though she was created by you because of Abigail, you are not to blame for it all."
"That's true," Luan admitted. "But I can't stop thinking about it all. I feel partly responsible for everything."
"Luan, I know Abigail did some horrible things to you, and she's in prison for it, but you can't let these things haunt you forever," Eddy replied.
"I know Eddy, but I can't stop thinking about it," Luan confessed.
"You're dealing with inner demons," J.D. explained. "Maybe fighting them in the Simulator would help you get rid of them."
"That's a good idea," replied Luan.
"Yeah," Eddy agreed.
After breakfast, Luan, Eddy, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily went into the Simulator to do an exercise.
"All right, guys, here we go," J.D. said. "Coming online."
The Simulator was activated, and they found themselves in an old abandoned amusement park. It was called Pleasure Island.
"Whoa!" cried Eddy.
"I know this place," Luna explained. "It's the Pleasure Island Amusement Park."
"From Disney's "Pinocchio?" Lola asked. "I love that movie."
"Me, too," Lana replied.
"I've read about this," Laney explained. " This park is cursed with a terrible curse that turns boys having fun into donkeys."
"Gasp!" cried Lucy. "That is awful."
"I'm not going to turn into a donkey, am I?" Lincoln asked.
"Ah Poppycock!" Lisa scoffed. "That is just a movie, and it is not real."
"I agree with you, Lisa," Laney responded. "Besides, Allie and I have seen Pinocchio and the Curse of Pleasure Island, and it only affects boys, not girls."
"Let's hope I don't change," Lincoln expressed his hope.
"You won't, Lincoln," Luan promised. "Now let's go find my dark side."
"Okay," Leni replied.
"When we find her, I'm literally going to turn her into a human pretzel!" Lori declared.
"Save seconds for me!" Lynn added.
"We will make her pay for these dudes!" Luna declared.
They walked around the amusement park and saw that it was a complete mess.
"What a mess," Eddy muttered.
"Looks like all the boys partied too hard here," Lori noted.
"And because of the curse, they became donkeys," Lincoln added.
"I can't believe the Coachmen and his lackeys were making all their money by turning all the boys into donkeys to sell into slavery on the black market and other places with this amusement park as a trap," Laney stated.
"Yeah," Laney agreed. "That is inhumane, and he has no value for human life at all."
"I agree," Lori replied. "He's using the parks curse as his own weapon to get rich."
"This park's curse is powerful," Lucy revealed. "It was placed here through some kind of dark magic. I can get rid of it for good with my magic." She chants an incantation. "Jesmorna Weqmeega Nyunorga Vestorma!"
Lucy fired a blast of dark energy at the island, and it stripped it of the curse. By the docks, the magic destroyed the curse affecting all the boys, and they turned back to humans again and were crying their eyes out.
"Nice work, Lucy," Lori complimented.
Lucy replied, "Thanks, Lori."
"Now we can fight on the island without worrying about the curse," Luan added.
Eddy answered, "Looks like it."
"Well, well. Look who showed up."
They saw Dark Luan waiting for them.
"Dark Luan," Eddy addressed. "And so we meet again."
"Yes, it's been a while, Eddy," Dark Luan acknowledged. "And Luan, my light self. How have you been?"
"I'm doing a lot better without you," Luan confessed. "But I still can't get over everything you made me do."
"Good," Dark Luan said. "Now I can terrorize you some more."
"I don't think so," Lori responded. "I'm going to literally turn you into a human pretzel for those pranks you pulled!"
"Same here," Leni agreed.
"Let's spread our wings and let her have it!" Laney yelled.
Everyone did it except for Leni, and Lincoln and Laney went to Super Angel 2.
"Let's dance, Dark Luan," Lincoln proposed.
They attacked Dark Luan with a relentless and ferocious onslaught of pranks and cartoon-style shenanigans.
Dark Luan was picked up by the feet by Laney and hung upside down with a snare trap vine. Lori then pounded Dark Luan's belly with a wooden plank, like Foghorn Leghorn does with Barnyard Dog.
"That's got to hurt," Lincoln noted. "But let's see you try this."
Lincoln pulled out a Knight Helmet, put it on her head, and pounded it several times with a mallet.
Dark Luan took off the helmet. "Can someone answer the ringing in my head?"
"This is a present for you, dude." Luna handed Dark Luan a big firecracker, which exploded in her face after Luna ran.
When the smoke cleared, Dark Luan was a charred black husk.
"You smoke? Have one." Lynn put a cigar into Dark Luan's mouth, lit it, and it exploded.
Lola came back with a crate containing a wild cat. "Have fun with this friendly kitty."
When Lola opened it, the wild cat charged at Dark Luan and mauled her viciously.
The cat was ferocious, screeching and growling while it attacked her.
Dark Luan's clothes were shredded, and she had many bleeding scratches and cuts.
"Ow," Dark Luan murmured.
After a horn honked, Lynn arrived while driving a steamroller.
"How about some pancakes?" Lynn suggested.
Lynn ran over Dark Luan, flattening her like a pancake.
"Ooh!" cried Eddy. "That must have hurt."
Lori approached Dark Luan. "Here, have a drink."
Lori was carrying a bottle of hot sauce with her. This, however, was no ordinary hot sauce. This was J.D.'s newest and hottest hot sauce in the world: SUPERNOVA NETHERWORLD STOMACH OBLITERATOR XXXXXXXXXXX-TRA HOT. This sauce was made with Capsaicin Extract from the world's hottest peppers, and it even contains hot ingredients that many chefs would refer to as Plutonium. The bottle's label depicted the Devil being obliterated in a supernova explosion shaped like a chili pepper.
Lori forced Dark Luan to drink the lethal hot sauce, and Dark Luan suddenly exploded into a massive blast of fire that shot high into the sky.
When Dark Luan landed, she screamed in excruciating pain, ran to the water, dove in, and the fish swam away as the water boiled. When Dark Luan emerged, she was steaming, exhausted, and her tongue was completely burned off.
"That really hurt," Dark Luan slurred.
Laney walked up to her and wrapped her in a straight jacket.
"You're looking at a long stay in the Moon's prison," Eddy warned.
"Yep," Luan agreed.
"APRIL FOOLS!" Eddy and the Loud Siblings yelled.
The simulation ended, and they came out with Dark Luan captured. Dark Luan was locked in the Moon Supermax Prison for all eternity.
"Thanks guys," Luan smiled. "I feel much better now."
"That's great, Luan," J.D. replied.
"Let's hope Dark Luan never terrorizes the world again," Varie concluded.
"Yep," Aylene agreed.
THE END.