There are few certainties in life: the sky is blue (when the end of the world is not near), magic is one of the most complicated things ever, Batman is the most paranoid man in the world and a few other things.
Death is not on this list: thank you Ra's.
However, there is another fact that cannot be disputed.
Never play Twister with Dick Grayson.
You will always lose.
Dick Grayson's favorite game is Twister, and since he is the most flexible person on the planet in a way that is humanly and scientifically impossible, the reason is simple to understand.
Dick has challenged literally everyone to Twister: his best friends and teammates, the entire Bat Family (yes: even fucking Batman has participated in this game several times because of his son's damn puppy-dog eyes), the damn Justice League and even some villains like Harley Quinn and the Riddler.
Slade and Lady Shiva have yet to figure out how the hell Richard got them both to play Twister. They are blaming the puppy eyes.
Needless to say, Dick won against them without even a drop of sweat.
Each time anyone is shocked and horrified by the flexibility of the first Robin. It seems as if the boy had no bone inside his body and it was fucking creepy.
Roy once cursed him in several languages when he saw Dick with one leg resting quietly on top of his head, as if he was completely normal.
Everyone knows that it is impossible to beat Dick at Twister and that is why they are very reluctant to play it, much to the acrobat's chagrin.
However, the final Twister duel has been organized.
Nightwing Vs Plastic Man.
Plastic Man was the only one, according to most people, who could have beaten Dick at Twister.
After all, Patrick could literally shape his body to his will without limits!
So yes: there was a real challenge between Nightwing and Plastic Man.
The challenge took place in the most spacious room of the Watchtower aka the meeting room (they moved the table and chairs to another room for the occasion) and all, and it is emphasized all the heroes were present to see the challenge live.
There was a poll among the heroes who had a chance to choose who they thought would win the supreme challenge and thus be crowned King of Twister.
Nightwing, the Bludhaven hero famous for his goodness of spirit, or Plastic Man, the most elastic man in the world because of his powers?
The poll lasted about half an hour and the results gave Plastic Man as the favorite with 68 percent of the votes.
Finally, after much anticipation and with much trepidation, the challenge between the two heroes finally began.
No one could look away from the challenge, and each time they were surprised when one of the two heroes stretched his body in a way that was impossible, even though the two subjects were respectively the most flexible meta-human and human in the world.
In the end, the almost interminable and endless challenge ended after a full 7 hours, 53 minutes and 36 seconds with the victory of Nightwing who let out a victorious scream when he saw Plastic Man fall to the ground with a grunt.
He was completely sweaty and his hair was falling limply on his forehead but he had a huge excited smile on his face.
In the blink of an eye the hero of Bludhaven was surrounded by all the heroes congratulating him.
Needless to say, the entire Bat Family was proud of their first Robin and they did not hesitate in the least to put their money on Nightwing in their bets with the other heroes.
And that is how Nightwing was proclaimed King of Twister.
Years went by and Dick Grayson remained undefeated, remaining eternally the King of Twister until the end of his days.