Seriously, I am so sleepy right now and it was only nine at night. *yawn* Gaming till dawn wasn't a good routine yet I just can't stop myself. LuL!

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CURSED or BLESSED [31] : Brawl and Porn

"The-then you mean.. Sanji isn't dying?!" Usopp asked.

"He isn't."

"How come?! How come this one is dying and Sanji is-"

"Sanji is what?"

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In unison, all the people in the room quickly jerked their head to the source of the voice. There stood the person they were talking about. The one who caused all the ruckus.

"SANJIIII!" Luffy with all his might shouted while running as fast as he could, pouncing the blond in the process – on his face. Well duh.. We were talking about Luffy here.

"YOU SHIT HEAD!" Sabo ran into him and together the three of them toppling on each other and so did Usopp. And also Brook – whom might be forgetting his own age.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Sanji was all but trying hard to entangle himself from the mess.

But they didn't let him go for a good five thought it might be a very good punishment for the blond for leaving without trace – again.

"We have a lot of question for you, jerk! But we can't do it now because there's something more important than that." Sabo, back to his sense, started to scold the vampire.

"I know, I know. He is hungry, right." Sanji answered with a shrug.

"He isn't just hungry. He is dying!" Nami butted in before Sabo could answer him. Sanji abruptly averted his attention to the red head.

"Na-Nami-san… what do you mea-"

"See for yourself." She answered while jerking her thumb to where the werewolf was laying.

Without any argue, Sanji took a peek from behind the sofa.

And there he was. Sweat was trickling, breath was uneven, frowning in pain, growls were escaping from his quivering lips.

"Wh-what the hell happened to him?!" He asked in disbelief. The werewolf looked pale. He was much thinner than before.

Then suddenly he remembered.

[Well... I have experience about this from before. The only thing I know that, if you feast on the Vill's blood once, you have to take it again and again from him. I think it's the same like you're being addicted to it and you literally can't live without it. So maybe that's why the proscription is there to be obey.] was what the green idiot said. His eyes widen in horror. [Do-don't say that he…. He was holding on his hunger up until now?! But it was only for… a month… dammit!] Sanji's mind started to work.

"I don't know what are you thinking right now, but… if you want to safe him. You have to feed him now." Nami's voice suddenly pulling him out from his thought.

"Y-you right!" he said full of determination.

He had to save him. The werewolf was starving. He knew how terrible it was. He had experienced it off. Hell, he felt it right now, but because he was already got used to it, he could still hold that on. Unfortunately, it wasn't the same with this werewolf. He never knew the desperation of starvation. And now… now it was because of him, this annoyingly pompous wolf was suffering. He couldn't blame himself enough for this.

[Stupid fuck! How could you forget about that rules… FUCK!] He swore in his mind. [I won't let him die from starvation… Hell! I won't allow him to die from everything.]

Without second to waste, he quickly crouched beside the dying beast, then he plastered their lips together, hoping the green head would notice him as fast and took all of the Esenta he needed.

He got what he wished for.

He could feel that all of his senses were getting stronger than usual, especially his lust. His Esenta was already swirling madly inside his body, waiting to be devour.

[I should have asked him, how to give him the Esenta properly!] He cringed.

At first, it was only a ghostly movement. Seconds passed, and the other lips plastered to him were started to move more aggressive.

He couldn't deny he was enjoying this. The blond gave more respond. The more he deepened it, the more aggressive his partner became. Even without he even realized it himself, his tongue was already intruding the other's cave to be more intimate.

"….."

"He might be forgot that… we are here." Usopp whispered to Luffy.

"Uhh.. I'm so jealous." The noirette answered.

"Uhh… I should put those two in the room." Sabo sighed.

"See, I told you he is a tsundere." Nami stated and leered to Robin.

"Sigh.. Fine.. this time it's your win." The lady said while flicking a coin into towards her, while the other caught with such agility.

"Wait… you actually make a gamble for it?!" Sabo who accidentally heard the ladies' conversation, asked them with a frown displayed all over his face.

"Hehee…~ anything for money~" said Nami with a big grin.

"Soo…. Are we going to let the two of them there, or…" Usopp asked couldn't stop his blushing face.

"I feel like I am watching porn, right now." Luffy blurted. "I have to show this to Torao!" he continued and quickly pulled his phone from the pocket and quickly capture the scene.

"Wait, Luffy! How the hell do you know what porn is anyway?!" Sabo shrieked, hearing his little brother's word. Who the hell tainted his little brother?! Don't say it was that fuckin gloomy demon! He had the nerve, hadn't him? He'll fuckin break that demon's neck for good.

And that's when Sanji realized that he –slashed them – wasn't in a private room! Hoooooollllyyy HEEEEELLLLL!

"FUCK! HOW LONG YOU WANT TO SUCK ME?!" the blond quickly pushed himself up and as fast as lightning, he covered his swollen lips with the back of his hand. Who the hell turn on the heater in here? It was so hot he wanted to strip right away. Wait.. uh what?!

"Uhh… just so you know… you don't have to be shy." Sabo said with a tint of pink on his cheeks.

"We are aheemm… already a responsible adult after all." Usopp added.

"YOHOHOHOOOO~~~ That was an epic sceneeee~"

"Yeap~ you can continue." Nami grinned. Robin was smiling with all that gracious of a lady, but deep under that smile, there was a hidden meaning that nobody would know.

Luffy couldn't care less about their situation right now. The most important thing right now was, he had to send the picture to his Torao. Because you see, somehow in between the scene happened in front of their eyes, Luffy had this sudden urge to be spoiled by his lovely demon.

"Guys, please… give them privacy, would you?" In the end, Robin was the one who calm them down.

"Yeah, I know they still have a lot of things to do, so…." The elementalist continued while gave the Vampire a sly wink.

"Wh- What do you mean, Nami-schwan…?!" the stuttered Sanji was making Nami's grin wider and wider, while Robin was smiling her angelic demonic smile.

"Okaaaaayy~~ into Zoro's room!" Sabo made a hand gesture to shoo the two away.

"Shut the hell up!" Sanji hissed with his face as red as a boiled crab.

"I'll walk this wolf there, so hurry and get yourself there." Usopp chuckled and quickly carried the werewolf from the sofa.

"I can carry him myself!" the blond tried to retort, but he only got a very cunning smile from the others, making him blushed even more.

Luffy's phone sang. He quickly pulled it out and touch the screen to check the new message.

*Picture sent* - you 19.40PM

And why the hell you sent porn to me? You want me to do something to you? – Torao 19.44PM

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"C'mere boy!" called the voice. Shaking his tail, he ran to the one calling for him. Upon reaching, he got some pets. How nice to be pet by this person. He deepened the contact to get more attention.

"Do I spoil you too much? My gosh, you big baby…" he said, laughing. Giving the little pup more pet and rub to pamper the animal. He let out a cute growled, then lick his master's face.

"Heey.. stop that… it ticklish… Stop it.. Ahahaha!"

The little pup didn't stop. He was still licking his master until he couldn't lick anymore. His master has already scooped him up, making a distance in between them. He wiggled his front legs, trying to reach his master.

"I wish we could always be together." His master said. The little pup frowned, not understanding his words. He got another rub by his master's finger and he savored it to its heart content.

However, it didn't last. Suddenly he was in the air, free falling to the ground without his master's existence to be found.

"Awoo?" he looked around, whining.

"Awwwwwoooooooo…."

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"Urgh…" he growled weakly. He opened his heavy eye. At first everything was blur, but after some blinks, he regained his focus.

"Khh…" he growled once more, bringing his muscular hand to his face, rubbing his forehead to gain more sense.

[What happened..?] He thought, trying to get up. And that was when he noticed that he wasn't alone. A person was sleeping peacefully beside him, on his perfectly built abdomen. The person he wanted to meet the most. The blond Nesatios.

[A dream….?] He thought in disbelief. He wanted to touch him. He wanted to play that glowing blond hair. He wanted to hug him. He wanted to… WHAT?! What was he thinking?! This Nesatios here had decided that he didn't want to live together with them. He moved out! He ran away! And he didn't say his reason.

Suddenly, Zoro felt his heart was beating faster and faster. Somehow, he felt angry, he was pissed. He was furious that this Nesatios left without saying anything. But at the same time, he felt happy, he was relieved. He was glad this exact same person was back unhurt. He was so blithe that he was back, to this family. To him.

And Zoro was biased with his own feeling.

[The hell happened with me?!] He thought bitterly. He never felt anything like this before. Even he remembered that he once had a precious friend, but it didn't feel the same. This time, the feeling was stronger, uncontrollable. This feeling of wanting to have him around, seeing his smile, bickering whenever they wanted to. This myriad of feelings inside of him was making him sick. Making him crazy.

He clenched his fist, he hoped the blond wouldn't wake up right now, because he didn't know what should he do. Not now.. not even later. Maybe tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, when he knew what should he tell to the blond. The vampire awoke when he felt a quite movement around him.

"Hey…" with a hoarse voice, the blond greeted him.

"Why are you here?" Zoro asked.

[GREAT! FUCKIN EXCELLENT! Despite all of questions I wanna ask him, that was the one I chose?! FUCKIN BRAIN!] he spat in his mind, mainly to himself.

At first, Sanji tensed up. But he held back, determined not to show it to the Vill.

"…. As much as I know you don't want me to be here, I have no choice. You have to be feed." Answered Sanji as calm as he could.

Now it was Zoro who was tensing up. What the hell it was supposed to mean?! Was he the one who don't want his existence in the family? Was it his fault now?! FUCK THIS! FUCK HIM!

"Am I?" he retorted back.

"I don't want you to die. I can't let you die."

"Oh right. I forget about that. You'll die also, won't you?"

Sanji felt he had been poured by a bucket of ice. A dread feeling in the pit of his stomach. Where would this conversation go?

"…. It's not-" Sanji was cut out.

"C'mon, I know you want to live with them. Sorry that I have to be here."

"That's not-"

"I know. How about I tell you a way, so that we don't need to see each other anymore?"

"Marim-"

"So you don't have the responsible to feed me again."

"What are you babbl-"

"Kill me."

"Wha-"

"Kill me then take my heart. With that, you don't need me any-"

It was Zoro's turn to be cut out by a hard slap on his cheek. It startled him, completely.

"I let you talked up until now and that was all about?!"

"What do you mean by that was all about?! Wasn't that the main point?!"

"AM I THAT LOW?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU IDIOT BRAINLESS MARIMO?!"

"WHA-"

"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?! YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!"

"OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT YOU, DOAHO NESATIOS! YOU ALWAYS PUSH ME AWAY!"

"I HAVE MY OWN REASONS, KUSO MARIMO YAROU!" Sanji was already yanked the werewolf t-shirt.

"THEN IT'S MY PRIVILAGE TO GUESS WHATEVER IT IS, ISNT IT?!"

"Guuyss… guyyss! Calm down!" Sabo suddenly barged in, hearing the ruckus from the two. Behind him was Luffy and Usopp, who were also trying to separate the two.

"This is between me and him! Don't interfere!" Sanji barked in rage, but never even once he averted his gaze to the trio. Their gaze was still intact onto one another.

"I know! I'll let you guys settle this as you want. But don't kill each other." Sabo sighed in the end.

"Heh! I'll try." The green head sneered.

"OII ZOROO! I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT!" it was now Luffy's turned who was shouting pissed.

"Okay, okay… They won't kill each other. The worst thing will happen that we have to watch another porn session. I don't want to see it again." Usopp rolled his eyes and dragged the other noirette out from room, who was still failing around.

"Well, I'll be back if I hear you are going overboard." The dusty blond Farlig said before closing the door.

"Now that the disturbers were gone, what do you want?" Zoro started.

"Remember! We are watching you." Suddenly Sabo peeked into the room again, giving them stern warning.

"JUST GET LOST!" The green head roared, exasperated. "Where were we…." He hefted.

"What?! You want a fight?!"

"I won't lose to a mere Nesatios."

"Heh, Should I remind you that I am a special case? I am one of a kind of Nosferath you low Vill!"

"Yeah, the weakest one."

"Fuck you!" with that, Sanji lunged to his eternal enemy, swung his powerful kick to him.

Zoro smirked and blocked his kick with his muscled arm. Fuck it was hurt! yet he didn't care. As fast as he blocked the kick, Sanji was already spinning to land another kick, but Zoro wasn't one to be surprise. He was also an experienced fighter after all. He blocked with his other arm, and gave it a push so that the impact wasn't as hard. The lithe body felt the harsh push and quickly balance himself in the air and jumped back, landing agilely on the floor.

"Not bad." He praised.

"Heh! For someone who is starving, you sure are troublesome."

"Don't equate me with ordinary Farligenete. I am one of a kind Farligenete, you low Nesatios." Smirked the werewolf.

"Kuso-atama!"

"Baka-cook!"

And the two clashed once again, attacking and blocking blows from each other. At first the blows were full of rage and anger, but slowly it changed into something else. Something like sparing, exchanging powerful blows with no intended to hurt each other. An exercise the two needed to release their anger and stress.

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"I wonder what would Jiji do, if he knew the two were fighting in the room…" Luffy asked while swaying on his chair.

"Wait… they were fighting? I thought they were flirting." Usopp raised one of his eyebrows.

"I think they were the only couple who could make a heat up brawl into one fucked up porn session." Sabo answered, sipping his hot cocoa.

"They have to know that we can hear their ruckus at this point." Usopp sighed, while Luffy was frowning, trying to connect the dot from brawl to the porn. It has no connection at all and he didn't get what were they talking about.

"Yeap! If they don't stop now, they'll dead for sure."

Bugh! Bugh! Bugh!

"Shouldn't we stop them then?" the tengu asked, frowning while looking to the ceiling. Zoro's room was one room above and they were in the living room. It sure was lively upstairs.

"I'll do it." Luffy said and stood from his chair. It seemed he gave up the idea of connecting the dot. He chose to ask the couple directly.

"Nope! You're not going anywhere." Sabo quickly said.

"I- I won't do it! Yo-you know.. I-I have this I can't be a peacemaker disease you know… ahhh… I- I can't breatthhh…." The long nose tengu said.

"Ehhh… but if Jiji found out then…,"Luffy frowned.

"Let them be. If he found out then… let say it was their fate."

"What if I found out? What are you bastards doing behind my back?!"

"Zee- Ze Zeeeff-Jiijiii!?" the trio roared in complete shock.

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Haha! I know, I know… I am a bastard to let it hung here, but… *cheers* I do enjoy this ;P

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