Note this story is about Baby Yoda or Grogu getting his bare little bottom spanked whenever he is naughty and won't listen to Din. These spankings are actual spankings, meaning they HURT his little bottom and he wails because Dada spanks his little tiny bottom until it's red!

If this offends you, then hit the back button now as I literally do not care. I have warned you to avoid hearing coomplaints. You read this and don't like it, it is YOUR FAULT!

Spoilers for the Book of Boba Fett

You hear the kid keep tapping on the transparisteel with the knob.

The kid is doing the tapping to indicate what he wants you to do.

You did what he wants it once or twice before when he started tapping the transparisteel, and you know you made a mistake.

You are glad to have to kid back with you, so you let him have his way.

But it has been days now since he returned from you from Skywalker.

The kid needs to stop expecting to have his way.

Tap.

"No."

Tap.

"No."

Tap. Tap.

"I said NO."

TAP TAP TAP!

If you had a way to look at the kid, you would.

But you can't.

So you settled with making your voice as stern as possible.

"You better stop tapping the transparisteel, kid, or after we land I am taking away your toy for awhile."

You can only imagine the unhappy look on the little face right now.

Good.

The kid needs to relearn that he is not always going to get his way with you.

Tap.

"I mean it, kid. One MORE tap, and you lose the knob for three days."

When you don't hear anything for over a minute, you think maybe the kid remembers that you will follow through with your threat.

TAP! TAP! TAP!

You hold in a sigh.

"That's it, kid. I'm taking the knob away when we land."

The kid gives an indignant sound.

"Hey! None of that! You KNOW that when I tell you to do something or to STOP doing it, then you BETTER do it!"

You put an edge in your tone.

"Now you didn't stop tapping the knob on the transparisteel when I asked you to, and I warned you what would happen if you did not do as I asked. Now you will lose the knob for three days."

You are glad the kid's back but it does not mean you are going to put up with his defiant misbehavior.

You hear a huff.

The kid's arms are likely crossed over his little chest.

It's okay, the kid can huff all he wants, just as long as he DOESN'T start tapping again.

Or throw a tantrum.

You won't put up with a tantrum, and there will be another consequence for the kid if he throws one.

You hope the kid remembers this too.

Because you don't want to have to—

The kid starts screaming.

"STOP THAT NOW!"

You raise your voice enough so he can hear you.

The kid stops screaming.

You hear some heavy breathing going on, indicative the kid's winding up towards a tantrum.

"No, you better NOT, kid! You better NOT throw a tantrum or you'll be getting a spanking after we land for the night!"

You hear a whine.

"I mean it. You throw a tantrum, you'll get spanked!"

You hope the kid will decide having his tantrum isn't worth the price his little bottom will pay for it.

You have hope for approximately five seconds.

The kid starts screaming at the top of his lungs.

You frown.

You have at least another hour left before you reach a suitable planet to land on.

You don't want to listen to him for the next hour.

You turn off the comm from the droid niche.

The kid can scream and have his tantrum all he wants.

The thing that bothers you the most about this, is the fact after you have found the pair of you suitable lodgings, your first order of business will be to give the kid a good spanking.

To Be Continued