Note this story is about Baby Yoda or Grogu getting his bare little bottom spanked whenever he is naughty and won't listen to Din. These spankings are actual spankings, meaning they HURT his little bottom and he wails because Dada spanks his little tiny bottom until it's red!
If this offends you, then hit the back button now as I literally do not care. I have warned you to avoid hearing coomplaints. You read this and don't like it, it is YOUR FAULT!
You keep off droid niche comm off for the most of the next hour.
You hope the kid's not still tapping the knob on the transparisteel while it's off, but there's no way you are going to turn it on while the kid is throwing his little tantrum either.
When you turn it on, all you hear is sniffling, like the kid's been crying too.
You shrug any thoughts of him crying for any reason other than you wouldn't give him his way.
You concentrate on finding a suitable place to land, and soon you find a backwater planet that will have suitable enough lodging.
You'd tried to refuse any credits for helping them, but before you'd left Tatooine, Shand had pressed a huge score of credits into your hand.
"Take them, Djarin. For the baby's sake if not for your own."
You tried to give them back to Fennec, but she wouldn't take them back.
In fact, she walked away.
Now you're glad for the credits, you must admit to yourself as you check yourself and the kid into lodgings for the night.
You enter the small, but what looks like a comfortable room.
You scan the walls of the room to see how thin or thick they are,
They are thick enough, you suppose when you don't see anyone in either of the rooms on either side of yours.
Good, it means you'll have privacy for what you're about to do.
You begin to put down enough of your armaments so you'll be able to sit on the bed with comfort.
You keep a sigh to yourself once it's done, knowing what is coming next.
You are NOT looking forward to this but it must be done.
You move your cape aside, and look down into the satchel.
The kid looks back at you with his dark eyes.
You notice that he's uncrossed his arms, and instead he is now sucking on his thumb.
He knows what's coming.
The kid's been quiet since you took him out of the droid niche.
You'd taken away his knob ball the very first thing.
The kid hadn't made a sound when you did.
He had even held it out to you so you could take it.
Perhaps he thought he would avoid the spanking you had promised him if he did.
No, you think as you sit down on the bed, you are still going to spank him.
You reach into the bag, and grab the kid around the waist.
The kid has his fingers in his mouth as his dark eyes meet your faceplate.
His ears are drooping, and he looks sad.
For a second, you think about letting him out of his promised punishment.
After all, you think, you did just get the kid back from...
No! The kid was being bad, and he deserves to be punished for it!
So you steel yourself, and more to the point, your heart.
You decide to get him into position for his punishment before you talk to him why he is getting spanked.
You lay him tummy down on your thigh.
The kid whines, and begins wiggling.
You hold him in place with one hand.
You use your other hand to push up his robe out of the way, and the beskar shirt.
The baby is whimpering as his diaper is unlatched, and is pulled down out the way.
The kid's tiny hands fly back to shield his tiny bottom.
You take a moment to move his little hands out of the way.
"Do you know WHY you are getting this spanking, kid?"
The child whines, and kicks his feet.
"You're getting a spanking because I told you to stop tapping your knob on the glass, and you did not. You are getting this spanking, because after I told you you will lose the knob for three days, you threw a tantrum!"
You raise your hand into the air.
"You know better, Grogu!"
You bring your hand down on his little bottom.
The kid yelps.
You spank his bottom a few more times before you speak again.
"The Jedi probably let you get away with all kinds of things."
As you are saying this, you are swatting his little bottom.
The kid's sniffles turn into full tears.
"But you are back with me, and I will NOT put up with your deliberate naughtiness!"
The kid's bottom is starting to turn pink by now, and he's wailing his little head off.
The kid kicks his feet as fast as he can, and he wiggles with all of his might.
You keep him in place, and continue to swat his tiny bottom until his cheeks are turning red and tears are streaming in little rivers down his face.
You decide the kid's has had enough, you've got your point across and you end his spanking there.
You release your hold on him.
The baby doesn't move except to bring his hand up to his mouth.
You watch the kid insert his thumb into his mouth, as he continues to cry from his punishment.
You give him a few minutes to calm down, and then you put his diaper back into place over his tiny red bottom.
The kid curls into himself after you pulled his shirt and robe back down.
He continues crying for several more minutes after this.
You allow him to lay on your thigh, and sooth himself until he is somewhat calm.
You slide your hands underneath his armpits, and pick the kid up to where he's facing you.
The child's eyes are still wet a little bit, and he is still sniffling, but he is capable of listening to you.
"Do you understand WHY you got spanked, Grogu?"
The baby nods his head.
"I know you came back to me, and maybe you thought I'd let you get away with being naughty because of it. It's true I am VERY happy to have you with me again. But that's no excuse for being naughty and you throwing tantrums. You also know now that when you are naughty while we're flying, you are not getting away with it. When I tell you no or stop doing something, I mean what I said. You got a spanking because you threw a tantrum after I told you you would lose your knob for three days. Understand?"
The little head nods again.
"Okay, good. I'm glad. You still won't get your knob back for three days, and you'll have to be good to get it back, but all is forgiven. Okay?"
The child nods, sniffling.
"I think it would be a good idea for you to have your bath early tonight so you can go to bed right after dinner."