Chapter 1

Tiny Bit Under Tall

Oh, I see a little man riding on the back of that bee. And it looks like that's Professor Poopypants. How did you get so small?

"Oh, that's easy," Poopypants explained, "you see, my Size-a-rator shrank me down because of those meddling boys, George and Harold."

Will you be this size forever?

"No," Poopypants scoffed, "Of course not; I have another back in my lab in New Swissland. I have to find it and get back to my normal size. First, however, I need to get off this blasted bee!"

Eventually, the bee landed on a field far away from Jerome Horwitz Elementary. Poopypants got off the bee and straightened his tie.

"There," Poopypants said, "Now to head back to my lab."

Professor Poopypants is headed to his lab nearby, where he landed.

Chapter 2

Back to Normal Schemes

Poopypants eventually configured his spare Size-a-rator to make him normal-sized again.

"Much better," Poopypants commented. Then, he went about plotting his revenge. Poopypants would spy on Jerome Horwitz and the rest of Pique from his remote laboratory for almost a year. He collected stray Captain Underpants comics and data on all the hero's advisories.

"Hmm," Poopypants said thoughtfully, "It would seem that individual effort isn't very effective against Captain Underpants and his annoying allies. Perhaps I can unite all the Monsters and Villains to create an army that can finally defeat Captain Underpants. The only question is how."

He thought about it for a moment; then, he chuckled.

"But of course," Poopypants said, "I can invent the machine that can gather them."

He laughed psychotically! Then went about building.

Chapter 3

Suited for Revenge

Professor Poopypants created a giant cybernetic suit for himself, complete with a freeze-ray gun, mini-lab, microwave oven, and, most crucially, a holographic projector.

"With this device," Poopypants reminded himself, "I can convince the villains to rise again and band together to destroy Captain Underpants finally."

The Professor then suited up and began to make significant heavy steps toward a particular house. He gently popped a hole in the roof into the living room of Mrs. Ribble and placed a pod inside. I waited a minute and then recalled it.

He then took some more heavy steps to another house. He gently popped a hole in the roof into the place. He placed a pod inside a bedroom and then recalled it. Then he left with an evil smile on his face.

He followed the road for a minute and came across a Trailer park. One quick scan, and there was Bo Hemoth and his family. He cloaked himself and started programming the holographic projector.

Chapter 4

Claylossus Resurrected

Bo Hemoth was with his family during a cold spring. This was unusual for the region; his parents were investigating this as Bo came home from school. He grabbed a snack and went to play outside. He used a stick to carve shapes in the dirt but stopped as he felt he was being watched. He glanced around, and Bo spotted a figure hiding among the trees.

It was far off, but he could see the color. It was a greyish purple, and it looked like.

"Clay," Bo murmured, dropping a stick in shock, "It's Claylossus, but that's impossible!"

Bo approached the being slowly at first, but the being seemed to back off. He thought for a moment, then looked at his parents. They were still distracted by the weather.

He then followed the clay monster into the forest. He just wanted to see it. Bo followed Claylossus deep into the forest. The tick woods created a cover that made the ground dark. Dark enough to almost resemble night. Bo could see glowing mushrooms sprinkling the ground as he went. Claylossus lead Bo into a ring of glowing mushrooms under an incredibly dark umbrella of branches and leaves. Claylossus stopped under this umbrella, turned to face Bo, and sat down.

Bo slowly approached this place, and he could feel the ground soft with his steps. He sat across from the giant Claylossus.

"Um," Bo began, "Hi!"

"Hi," Claylossus said, "Bo."

"So," Bo asked, "How have you been?"

Claylossus sighed, "Not good. Body hurts, Clay feels less soft and harder for Clay to move."

"Well, that makes sense," Bo said, "It's been cold, and your body must be freezing."

Bo caught himself. He remembered how numbing the soft stone was on his brain, and it was hard to think clearly. Claylossus probably couldn't understand what Bo just said.

"What I mean is," Bo quickly corrected himself, "It's too cold for your body to be soft."

"Clay wants to be warm," Claylossus said.

Bo felt an odd chill wash over him. Bo thought quietly, and something didn't sit right with him about Claylossus. Claylossus seemed less like he remembered, driven entirely by Bo's growing frustration. He knew George and Harold were just scared of him, so he found the villain in their comic funny. He did his best to try and create good connections with the other students once he allowed himself out of his shell. For whatever reason, Melvin still wanted to make him into this monster. Bo lashed out as a reaction to this.

Claylossus was the way Bo destructively expressed his anger. The creature in front of him was calm as it suffered. It barely even had the energy to lift its head.

"Your not Claylossus," Bo said, "You need me."

Claylossus was surprised.

Bo lifted his hand, and Claylossus mirrored the action.

Bo asked, "Is Claylossus still bad?"

"Clay needs Bo to decide," Claylossus said.

Professor Pooppypants began to panic. He didn't expect Bo to be so calm. He acted quickly and started typing.

Claylossus tried to stand and immediately collapsed back onto the ground.

Bo asked, "What's wrong?"

Claylossus wined, "Clay is too hard, can't move."

Bo stood up, still reaching out, coming close to Claylossus.

"Take my hand," Bo said, "I can help you."

Claylossus gently took Bo's hand. Professor Poopypants then pushed one of the levers on his control panel forwards, and Claylossus forced itself up Bo's arm. Bo was concerned the Clay didn't feel hard to him. He spotted some metallic object lodged in Claylossus' head. Slowly, Bo reached up to it, and the creature leaned its head into Bo's hand.

"It's okay, Claylossus," Bo reassured, "I'm going to help you."

He gently rubbed up to the back of the creature's head. With all his might, he yanked out the device embedded in the Clay creature. Claylossus sighed in relief when Bo threw the device away.

Bo asked, "Is that better?"

"Clay is soft," Claylossus said, "It doesn't hurt to move anymore."

Bo chuckled as he put his other hand on Claylossus, still clinging to his arm. With one smooth movement, the creature slips onto Bo, making it appear to be his hoodie. Professor Poopypants was furious, so he stomped away.

He was still seething as he came back to his lair. He had to devise a new plan for some of the new villains. He just knew it. He began working on his next illusion. He was careful to craft this one to be loyal to his cause. He chooses to try and introduce Sir Sinks-a-lot to not only defeat Captain Underpants but keep him down for good.

Chapter 5

More Frustrastoins.

When he was done, he took the pod and looked for Mr. Meaner. He found Meaner at the local 24/7 public gym. Professor Poopypants smiled as he cloaked himself and approached the gym.