Do I hear bells? Part two: The Deception, The Promise, and The Agreement,
Julius Novachrono 27th Wizard King stood in front of the eye of the midnight sun "Now then, if we the magic knight captains," he said with a gesture to the assembled captains behind him, "And you the Eye of the Midnight Sun are in agreement we can finally begin,"
Licht nodded, "As the leader of the Eye of the Midnight Sun I am in firm agreement for what has been suggested Wizard King,"
Julius nodded, "In that case I will begin," he walked over to where Sally was straddling Asta, "Now Sally,"
He held a small Sally doll, "Where, and how did Asta touch you?," he asked,
"WIZARD KING SIR I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER!," Asta cried,
"Yes Sally already explained that you are very scared of what her family the Eye of the Midnight Sun will do to you if the vast amount of buttsecks you had with her were to be discovered,"
"He should be scared!," Vetto growled, "Lest I tear this lost birds little wings off and beat him to death with them,"
"Any who do anal should die," Fanna stated, "Especially those who do anal with my friends,"
"Man this Asta must have a ton of energy to have done something like that," Raya yawned, "I hate him already,"
"I'm sorry how much buttsecks did they have?," Licht asked,
"Probably none whatsoever," Julius said with a smile, "Anyway Sally where did he touch you?,"
"Well first he did something like this," she said as she leaned closer to the doll and licked it's face, she dragged her tongue in a circular manner from the dolls chin to it's forehead, then she stopped kissing both eyes, then she continued licking, "Then his face was really pervy and he said 'Ooh what a sexy body you've got Sally' he said as he raised his hands and wriggled his fingers," Sally then started roughly groping the doll's chest while continuing to kiss and lick it's face, "Then he went wild like this!," she cheered,
Asta decided against his better judgement to check the faces of the Eye of the Midnight Sun, Licht's expression was blank, Fanna looked ready to kill him, Vetto glared darkly at him while eating some poor creatures bones, Raya was napping, 'Man this is bad,' he thought, 'But wait the captains are here they'll protect me right?,' and thus he turned, Yami, Jack, and Noelle's cousin all looked incredibly bored, Charlotte looked like she was considering whether Asta was worth throwing off a cliff or simply being crushed,
By the time he turned back to Sally she said, "-And then he was all, 'I'm cumming, and I'm doing it inside,' but I pleaded with him, Please I'll do anything just don't do it inside, and he said, 'Fine bitch but only cause you're still tight,' and then he made a weird face and-" with a quick spell Sally covered the doll in sticky gel magic, "That was the first time we had sex,"
"First time?," Licht asked, the Eye of the Midnight Sun cracked their knuckles, "How many times have you two been together?,"
"Who cares about that pale face!, we should ask how many times they screwed like rabbits," Yami stated,
"Eight times, right Asta?," then Sally grinned, in fact that reminds me, she blushed, "I uh, I've been meaning to tell you...," she looked away, "The uh, you know," she blushed harder, "condombroke," she squeaked,
Asta was one of two people who actually heard and understood what Sally said, and though in reality he knew Sally was just messing with him, and everyone else his instincts took over, "WHAAAAAT?," but his mind thought, 'The only way she'd be able to know something like that was, if she were-,'
She blushed and wiggled nervously as she straddled him, "I know its sudden but-," she took
Asta reacted faster then Vetto could, "Let's get married then!," he said,
The cave was silent,
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"WHAT!?," everyone except Asta exclaimed, yes even Sally,
Asta took both of her hands, "The only way you'd know that was if you were pregnant right?," Sally's jaw dropped, "I can't let you raise our kid on your own, that's not the kinda person I want to be,"
'Does he not realise I made everything up?,' Sally thought, but she couldn't say anything, the expression on Asta's face was so determined it had her speechless,
"YOU'D MARRY HER!?," Licht asked, "BUT SHE'S A TERRORIST AND YOU'RE A MAGIC KNIGHT!,"
"I can't abandon my fiancé or my child!," Asta declared, "Sally will you marry m-,"
Sally cut him off with a kiss, "Sure~," she grinned, 'It may not be how I thought today would go but I kinda wanna know what'll happen next,'
"Well as Sally's legal guardian I'll have to meet Asta's parental figure," Licht said,
"All right," Yami nodded, "That'd be the Black Bull captain," he held out his hand showing Nero in a little black bull robe, "May I introduce my patsy-, I mean the Captain of the Black Bulls, Nero 'Evil Eyes' Schnauzer,"
Licht blinked, "So Nero Schnauzer, you realize the situation correct?," Nero flapped closer and after landing on Asta's head nodded, "Then you'll agree to sign your boy over to the eye of the midnight su-,"
Nero shook it's head, It flew off and circled around the cave, then it landed on Licht's hand carrying a magic stone, it spat the stone into Licht's hand then pointed at Sally and Asta, then back to the stone,
Licht stared at the bird, "Very well Captain, if Asta and Sally can find the rest of the magic stones we the Eye of the Midnight Sun will give up the stones we have and allow ourselves to be captured, on the condition that we have eighty percent custody rights-,"
Nero shook its head slapping one wing with another repeatedly,
"No we want eighty percent custody rights," Light stated, "Five percent will go to Asta and Sall-," Licht looked at Sally, "Five will go to Asta, and the rest will be split between the child's Uncle Raya, Auntie Fanna, And Uncle Vetto,"
Nero cawed once then lightly pecked Licht's hand,
"That is what is fair, humans can't even take care of themselves,"
Nero pointed at Licht then at Asta,
"75,"
Nero chopped the air,
"Fine fifty both ways, but we get to come to the wedding,"
Nero chopped the air again, though this time it cawed,
Licht groaned, "Yes fine, and we'll take the magic knights entrance test after we've served our time,"
Both Licht and Nero shook appendages, then Nero flew back onto Asta's head, and settled in for a nap,
"Did anyone get that?," Julius asked, he looked at Vetto who shrugged,
"Here," Licht said handing the Wizard King a signed agreement from Nero and Licht,
It read like this,
I Licht, leader of the Eye of the Midnight Sun, and you Nero 'Evil Eyes' Schnauzer Captain of the Black Bulls do agree that should Asta and Sally alone (Though with a massive amount of adult supervision from two trusted parties) collect the missing magic stones and place them in the statue of the first Wizard King on the Demon King's skull in Hage village before the winter solstice in three months time, then Asta will remain a Magic Knight and he and Sally will be married inside the Clover Kingdom, in which case the Eye of The midnight sun (Except Sally who will become a Black Bull) will turn themselves into the magic knights, serve their time for their terroristic acts, and after being let out will take the Magic knights entrance exam,
However should they fail Asta will join the Eye of the Midnight Sun and he and Sally will be Married far away from the Clover Kingdom, and what magic stones they have found and will find will go to the Eye of the Midnight Sun.
The Wizard King smiled, "I see," He looked at Yami "Well I'll be sure to work on a list of trustworthy-."
"No," Licht said, "Asta and Sally must decide who they view as trustworthy," Licht said, "It took a lot of arguing but I got Sally first pick,"
Sally pouted, "I can't think, Asta-baby you go first," Licht fell over,
"All that debate, for nothing,"
Asta blinked, "And I can pick anyone?,"
Licht nodded, "Yes, you can pick anyone who you can name, and as many as you want as long as Sally agrees,"
Asta nodded, "That's easy, I choose the Black Bulls,"
"Denied," Sally stated,
"WHAT WHY!?,"
"Cause I'm your fiancé and I said so," Sally giggled,
Asta frowned, 'Wait I have an Idea,' he turned to Sally "You have healing magic right?, like I bet you could heal someone who couldn't even move right?,"
Sally nodded, "Yep, why who do you want me to heal?,"
Asta smiled, "Someone I trust."