Let me just say, the amount of support I'm getting for this fanfiction is amazing. The amount of comments, favorites, follows is just astounding and I thank you all for that. For all of you who like Weaver, don't worry the series will still be updated weekly, this series is just a series I'm doing for fun that I will update whenever I want. Anyways I would like to say some things so prepare for a long author notes.

1. Hello mr/mrs/ms/any other things that I'm to lazy to put xnzqwmaxdsra, I would like to say that Korosensei's speed is a lot different than what is stated. He can move at speeds that people can't see, that is like mach 50. Also, I find that Naruto characters are incredibly slow when running and their speed comes from just dashing or quick leaps. Like Korosensei would be able to go through the forest of death in less than 2 seconds at the speeds of mach 20. Naruto definetly couldn't do that when he was a genin. The Naruto characters have really high reaction speed and bursts but not high running speed so don't worry about Naruto speed nerf.

2. I aprove of your idea GoGo44. I originally had a very different concept drawing of Naruto than the current one before I read your comment. Let me just say, I love the idea of Naruto looking androgynous, but I failed at making him androgynous. I went and made my own drawing of him and he looked like a girl and well, Haku did it why can't Naruto?

3. Reedz22, don't worry. I am not like those authors who make everyone dislike Naruto and make him really overpowered and like take over the leaf and stuff. He will have good relationships which you will see him making one in this chapter.

Anyways if you want to see me rant, then go to the bottom of this chapter where I'll be ranting about my least favorite thing from Assassination Classroom which I really want to rant about. Also, I like making fanfics, and whats the point of having an idea if I'm not going to use it? There is no point so expect a new fanfic coming out soon. I'll give basic concept; I read Sit upon the Frozen Heaves and was inspired to write my own but I couldn't think of any shikai to use and I don't know Japanese so I can't come up with my command phrase and stuff. Lucky for me, I know Spanish! So I was going to come up with a ressurecion to give to Naruto since those are based off of spanish words. Don't believe me?

Murcielago-bat

primero-first

sombra-shadow

Believe me now? Anyways so I decided to change it up a bit, so it works very similarly to how bleach stuff works but different. If Naruto says the name of his things, then he activates its first form. If he says the release phrase, he activates its second form aka basically bankai. The name is Japanese, and the phrase is spanish. Also no swords will be involved with his thingy.

Don't own Naruto or Assassination Classroom, If I owned them, the stories ended very differently.


Naruto had been training with Korosensei for 3 years. Throughout the years, he had learned several things; he had become faster, learned to wield different weapons, made 3 different types of chakra powered guns with the help of Korosensei. Those were all the main things he learned although his grades also increased a lot. On his wrists, were storage seals. his right hands seal had a 4-feet sword and a chakra powered version of a sniper rifle and a handgun. His left hand had a 2-feet sword and a one-foot knife along with both an assault rifle and handgun. Naruto had also learnt the basics on how to use his tentacles and was able to use 3 at a time.

Today was the start of summer. He was going to see if he could get through to Uchiha Sasuke. He had tried several times to befriend Sasuke, but he refused. Naruto could only think of one way to get through to him, and that was the beat him up. Naruto found Sasuke by the river about to shoot a fireball. Naruto took out his sniper before aiming and firing a beam of chakra at the fireball when he shot it.

As the beam of chakra dissipated the fireball, Sasuke looked up at where it came from; Naruto was standing on a tree branch with his rifle on his shoulder. "What do you want Naruto and what is that on your shoulder?"

"This is called a gun, and I need to talk to you," responded Naruto as he jumped down to Sasuke.

"Grrr, I already told you; I don't want to be your friend. I don't need friends; I just need power and strength to kill him." said Sasuke as glared at Naruto.

"Right and the best way to get power is by having friends help you."

"No, it's not! I am an Uchiha prodigy, I don't need the help of some no name orphan!" the air temperature dropped after Sasuke said that.

"As far as I'm concerned, you are also an orphan and you aren't a prodigy," snapped Naruto.

"Not a prodigy? Who is at the top of our class, loser?" Sasuke retorted.

"I don't even believe in prodigies," said Naruto. "What most people call prodigies are actually just people who work harder, or are doing what they have skills in. You may be better academically than me, but I am the superior assassin."

"SHUT UP!" yelled Sasuke as he ran at Naruto trying to attack him.

Naruto quickly ducked under his punch and kicked him in the stomach before aiming his rifle and firing a very week and small amount of chakra at a low speed. The chakra went and hit Sasuke as his eyes turned white from the pain. "Say life is like a tree, when you climb it, you can get go far but you will eventually fall or get stuck." Naruto had to dodge another punch as he pulled back his fist before slamming it into Sasuke's stomach making him fly back into a tree before landing on his hands and knees. "Thats where friends are there to help you, when you are stuck, they are there to help you climb higher. When you fall down," Naruto took short pause as he walked over to Sasuke, "They are there to pick you back up." Naruto gave Sasuke a small smile as he gave Sasuke a hand.

Sasuke looked hesitant before grabbing the hand. Naruto pulled him up before continuing, "If you ever need someone to help you in training, discuss something with, or just hand out with in general, I'll be there." With that, Naruto leapt into the forest as he resealed his sniper.

"So, Naruto, are you going to continue with that project?" asked Korosensei.

'Yup. The gun is almost done. Just a few more adjustments and it will be done.' Naruto arrived at him apartment and quickly went over to his desk where he pulled out tools and started adjusting it and checking over several calculations with the help of Korosensei. He spent hours at his desk making sure the calculations were correct before he got up took it and ran to a training ground.

Naruto took out the new weapon and aimed at some trees. He pulled the bottom trigger Wich caused something inside the barrel to start spinning. The blond went and charged chakra in the gun before pulling the top trigger; hundreds of beams of chakra started firing out of the muzzle in random directions. Naruto held the trigger for a few more seconds before putting down the gun and seeing the trees destroyed. His new gun had obliterated several trees easily.

'It worked Korosensei, it really worked.'

"That it did Naruto. Oh, and well done with befriending Sasuke, at least I think it worked. Now maybe a teensy bit of control on this gun will help."

'Eheheheh', Naruto went and moved his hand and rubbed the back of his head. 'Yah I can fix that later.'


Sasuke sat on a log; he didn't know what to think of what Naruto said. His brother had told him that in order to get stronger, he needed to have more hatred. The whole village praised the dirt he walked on and called him an Uchiha prodigy. Naruto unlike him, was hated throughout the whole village and held as trash even though he just showed himself to be superior to the so called Uchiha prodigy. 'Maybe he is right, he has shown himself to be stronger than me and claims that friends are the key, people to help me grow stronger.' Sasuke tightened his hand as he thought on what to do. A rare smile soon crept onto his face, 'I'll try this, having a friend may be nice.' Sasuke went back to training but with an uncharacteristic smile.


The next day, Naruto was panting as he was exhausted from attempting to make explosions. The largest he could make was about the size of his fist. He tried everything to make them larger. He made more tentacles and compressed them, compressed them longer, and he combined them both too; still the largest explosions he could make were only the size of his fist.

Naruto heard a noise and looked over to see Sasuke walking up to him. "Naruto, do you want to train with me?"

'Hey, Korosensei, the plan worked Sasuke is friendlier now.'

"Yup, now let's ship him!"

'No,' Naruto instantly turned off their mental link after that and gave Sasuke a warm smile. "Sure, some taijutsu training?" Sasuke gave a quick nod as they both entered their battle stances.

Naruto started by dashing at Sasuke and sending a kick at his stomach. Sasuke lifted his hand to block before trying to punch Naruto in the stomach. Naruto quickly used his hand to grab Sasuke's arm before lifting himself off the ground and kicking at Sasuke's face. Sasuke leant back in response to duck. When he leant back, Naruto's elbow quickly made contact with his face.

Sasuke got up and prepared for round 2. Naruto jumped back and also got back into another stance. This time, Sasuke took the initiative. Sasuke went and did an under-leg sweep as Naruto jumped up to dodge. Sasuke had a smirk grow on his face as he rolled onto his back and kicked up at Naruto. Naruto went and grabbed one of Sasuke's legs before spinning and lifting Sasuke off the ground before slamming him back down. The two both got on their feet and jumped back.

The two both ran at each other as Naruto sent a punch at Sasuke. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's arm before tugging him closer as he prepared to punch Naruto in the face. A look of surprise went across Naruto's face before it changed to a grin. Naruto put all his strength into his arm and soon carried himself off the ground with it. Sasuke was knocked off balance as he was kicked in the back of the head.

Sasuke was left seeing white as he stumbled back up and shook his to clear his vision. Naruto dashed at Sasuke and kicked at his leg. Sasuke went and jumped over his leg before sending a double kick at Naruto's face. A large grin soon found itself on Naruto's face that Sasuke didn't like; Naruto took his hands and shoved aside Sasuke's legs before pulling back his fist and sending a punch in between Sasuke's legs. Sasuke's eyes lit up with horror as he twisted his body and just managed to take the hit in the back.

"Low blow Naruto, Low blow." Sasuke said with scowl.

"Hehe, I don't follow samurai code of Bushido or something, I follow STAY ALIVE, the only rule in that is to stay alive." responded Naruto.

"Doesn't mean you have to go against the man code," grumbled Sasuke.

"Man, who cares about the man code now days?" asked Naruto.

"Wow and you say I'm heartless," said Sasuke.

"Yah, you still are," replied Naruto with a grin. "Anyways, wanna get some lunch?"

Sasuke gave a quick nod before they ran off to get dinner.


Naruto just woke up the day after he befriended Sasuke and was ranting. He was ranting about hair... "WHY THE HELL DOES MY HAIR GROW BELLOW MY SHOULDER BLADES EVERY NIGHT! WHAT IS THE POINT IN EVEN CUTTING IT DAILY IF IT ALWAYS JUST STOPS AT MY SHOULDER BLADES! This thing called hair is literally the most inconvenient thing in my whole life! At this point, I aint cutting it. Ima just let it grow down to my shoulder blades, the bangs at least only cover my eyes too. What could go wrong?"

"Uh, Naruto, you look like a girl..."

'Eh, no I don't I'll just go get something to put on top my head.' Naruto ran into his closet as he dug through all the clothing he recovered from a bin. 'This gray beanie is perfect, I'll just put it on top my head and it'll be perfect.' He went over to mirror and looked at himself in the mirror. 'See, I look nothing like a gir- actually I kinda do look like a girl... Whatever I'll deal with that later.'


Sasuke woke up to banging on his window, he looked out and saw something he never thought he'd see before; Naruto was smooshed up against the window with his now long bangs pointing up as he repeatedly hit the window with his fist. "Uh, Naruto what are you doing? And why is your hair so long?" asked Sasuke with a large bead of sweat going down the back of his neck.

"I want to know if you wanna train some more. And my hair grows this long every night, I just decided to stop cutting it." replied Naruto.

"Uh ok, I'll just get changed and eat some breakfast. wait by my door,". Naruto quickly nodded in response as he ran off to Sasuke's door. Sasuke soon came out prepared for the day as they both ran out to continue their training.


The first day of their last year of the academy came, Naruto and Sasuke had trained with each other for the whole summer, and they were walking over to the academy. Sasuke walked slouched as he looked forward. He was dressed in a blue short with a high collar, white shorts for pants, and he had blue shinobi sandals with bandage rapping. His most noticeable feature was the mighty duck butt he sported for hair.

Naruto walked on his left and was dressed in a white shirt, grey coat open down the middle, black hakama style pants, with blue shinobi sandals. His long hair went down to his shoulder blades with the bangs covering his eye. To top it all off, he had a grey beanie on top of his head.

They both entered the academy before entering their assigned room. They looked around before sitting in the back, they heard the scampering of feet as they knew what was coming; this was going to be a long year for them.


Here is the rant about Assassination Classroom that I'm sure none of you guys will be reading or will care:

I just happened to be scrolling on youtube before finding a video about every clear moment of a ship in Assassination Classroom and that got me thinking, how come out of all the students, ONLY LIKE CHIBA AND HAYAMI GOT TOGETHER!? I mean Okuda and Karma had a heavily hinted relationship, Isogai and Kataoke(is that her name?) had a hinted relationship, Baseball geek and Kanzaki had a heavily hinted relationship; Hell, Kayano and Nagisa had a 10 second kiss (kiss of death/FIFK yes, but still a kiss)! And none of them got together! Those weren't even all the ships too. Someone needs to make a new series on Assassination Classroom and more of them need to get together! IT IS A MUST! Like, if your gonna not have many relationships in your story, THEN DON'T HINT THEM SO MUCH. If someone actually does take this idea, don't make it a Boruto. I don't need my dreams to be achieved before falling into Hell after seeing them.