p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"strongA/N: Dear readers, I gift you with some more late-night ramblings!/strong/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"strongNOW, ON TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!/strong/p
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p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Hey, Your Voldemortness? So…"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort looked up from his newspaper. "What?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Remember how you wanted us to get that pretty snow globe from that weird place in the Ministry of Magic?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort's eyes narrowed more than they already were. "What about it?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""So, uh, we tried to capture Harry Potter like you told us to but he got away."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Harry Potter," began Voldemort./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Uh-huh," answered Crabbe./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""... a fifteen year old boy and a group of five others all of his age or younger-"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Yep."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""... got away from you and the group of ADULT Death Eaters I sent to defeat them?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Well, see, that weird secret group of Dumbledore's joined them after like, half an hour of fighting and it was really hard to-"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort's grip tightened over his newspaper. Crabbe, being the imbecile he was, didn't notice. "They fought you for half an hour? Successfully?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Yes, sir."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Why is Lucius not here to tell me?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""He said that since we stopped the snowglobe from reaching the hands of Dumbledore what we did was super great, and that I should take credit for it!"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Oh I'll bet he did," murmured Voldemort, sipping at his tea. "I swear, if that man wasn't my walking bank account… Are you sure you want the reward for this, Crabbe?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Of course, Voldemort Lord sir."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Crucio."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"The man screamed on the floor for just under a minute, and then Voldemort finally let him go. "There's your prize, you idiot. Get out of my sight."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"As Crabbe regained feeling in his body, he began to scramble-shuffle away. After a pitiful minute or so, he finally exited the room./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort sipped at his tea once again. "Bloody difficult to get any sort of decent help nowadays."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"He looked back at the newspaper in his hands./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"emMaybe an ad would do some good./em/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"strongNOW, ON TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!/strong/p
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p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Hey, Your Voldemortness? So…"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort looked up from his newspaper. "What?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Remember how you wanted us to get that pretty snow globe from that weird place in the Ministry of Magic?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort's eyes narrowed more than they already were. "What about it?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""So, uh, we tried to capture Harry Potter like you told us to but he got away."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Harry Potter," began Voldemort./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Uh-huh," answered Crabbe./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""... a fifteen year old boy and a group of five others all of his age or younger-"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Yep."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""... got away from you and the group of ADULT Death Eaters I sent to defeat them?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Well, see, that weird secret group of Dumbledore's joined them after like, half an hour of fighting and it was really hard to-"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort's grip tightened over his newspaper. Crabbe, being the imbecile he was, didn't notice. "They fought you for half an hour? Successfully?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Yes, sir."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Why is Lucius not here to tell me?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""He said that since we stopped the snowglobe from reaching the hands of Dumbledore what we did was super great, and that I should take credit for it!"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Oh I'll bet he did," murmured Voldemort, sipping at his tea. "I swear, if that man wasn't my walking bank account… Are you sure you want the reward for this, Crabbe?"/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Of course, Voldemort Lord sir."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;""Crucio."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"The man screamed on the floor for just under a minute, and then Voldemort finally let him go. "There's your prize, you idiot. Get out of my sight."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"As Crabbe regained feeling in his body, he began to scramble-shuffle away. After a pitiful minute or so, he finally exited the room./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"Voldemort sipped at his tea once again. "Bloody difficult to get any sort of decent help nowadays."/p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"He looked back at the newspaper in his hands./p
p style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium;"emMaybe an ad would do some good./em/p