One thing I quickly learned once I started learning everything about the modern world of Fiore, is that mages make a shit ton of money.
An A Class quest gives enough Jewels to last a civilian family fifty years, if not more. Prices for food and other utilities are incredibly low, possibly because Fiore is a nation that is incredibly rich and connected to almost all other nations out there.
Even the crime rate is rather low, mostly because the moment someone goes too much out of line, they either get ganked on by several S Class mages, or the Magic Council just sends a Wizard Saint at them. Reason on why the Balam Alliance doesn't go too far in their plans and merely spend time plotting and waiting for opportunities.
Thus, this allowed me to quickly rent a large apartment within Fairy Hills after completing three A Class quests in a single day.
Makarov tried to stop me but I threatened him to reveal what's inside his secret compartment in his office desk.
The sadistic smile on my face when he started groveling with tears streaming down his face was not part of the plan.
Staying away from my sweet little Erza was horrendously hard, and I only managed to leave after Makarov promised to not let her out of his sight and have Laxus be with her the whole time.
I still almost killed the guy that issued the quest when he tried to lower the price after I finished cleaning out his mine from large rats covered in crystals. Only reason it was even in the A Rank is because there were hundreds of those ugly fuckers.
Either way, I managed to go back to my sweet baby girl by the time the sun started to set, and I may have spent the entire night apologizing to her for leaving while ugly crying.
Listen, being a mother is hard, okay?!
Fairy Hills was quite pricey, but the rooms were massive and they offered all kinds of good utilities, especially for babies, so I didn't think twice before moving my very few belongings there.
It also has multiple rooms in a single apartment, good for when I need to… release some stress.
This also allowed me to finally put in action some of my plans to protect Erza, and one of them was to mostly reinforce the whole building with enough Enchantments that it wouldn't even twitch even if a Nuclear Warhead explodes right by the front door.
Am I going overboard? Fuck no. All for my baby girl.
The second plan was simple, yet the one that helped me relax the most and be able to leave Erza behind in case I needed to go and fetch some money through quests.
Enchanting personalities unto a pair of items, hair clips to be more specific, so to turn them into my maids. Battle maids to be specific. Each one stronger than Makarov himself.
I might be going too far now…
At first I was confused on how I should make them look like, but well, since I have freedom of choice and I loved the setting, I decided to make one of my Battle Maids the very milfy and very sexy Minamoto No Raikou from Nasuverse.
And I might have made her very flirty towards me.
The second Battle Maid was… well, Astolfo. With a very short skirt to boot.
I may also have spent the rest of the day riding the living hell out of the poor flirty femboy, but he totally did not mind. Especially after Raikou joined in and helped me give him the best time of his new life.
Hell, my chest is littered in bite marks and hickeys after that very wild and pleasurable day, which made me realize that Astolfo is a huge breast lover, yet I didn't Enchant that unto him. Weird.
Maybe it was just an effect of my and Raikou's Milf charms?
Also, femboys with big dicks are a must. Any woman that doesn't like a big dick femboys is just built wrong.
Pretty sure he made me Ahegao a few times…
I probably enjoyed sex with them so much because I Enchanted a little bit of Erza's scent to the both of them, which is something that just makes me melt and relax, and also why I cuddle my baby girl constantly.
Which also makes me incredibly possessive and protective towards them. Not that I should really worry since Astolfo could very well split all of Magnolia in half without even trying.
The only ugly part of this is that both Astolfo and Raikou run on batteries now. They lack a Magical Core like all living beings, and instead can only keep up their human form by using the magical energy I granted them when I created them. Of course they can keep themselves active for at least a decade with the amount of Ethernano I pumped into them both, but it still annoys me that I can't make it more permanent.
Like how Zeref did with his demons. The guy might be a depressed idiot, but damn is he a genius of the highest order.
I'm smart, and my mind fused with Irene's is even better, but even us put together can't come close to match Zeref in terms of intelligence.
And my pride as a dragon hates that.
"What's with that frown?" I was pulled of my thoughts by Astolfo's cheerful voice, his sparkling eyes staring up at me as he rested against my large chest, his legs kicking up and down within the steaming water of the large bathtub we were in.
I pouted and cuddled him deeper against my naked body and sent a nasty glare towards the equally naked Raikou, who blew a raspberry at me before turning her gaze back to Erza, my little baby girl. I was too late to snatch her up for cuddles, so I instead snatched Astolfo.
I breathed in his scent and felt my slitted eyes go back to normal as clarity came back, my body relaxing and melting into the warm waters. I may be unable to taste food and sleep, but luckily I can still feel pleasure and other things against my skin.
Giving them a bit of Erza scent was truly a big brain idea. It doesn't mark them as my children, nor as my mates, but still makes them mine, and I love that.
"Oh dear, mama dragon is in the mood once again…" Astolfo sighed as my hands wandered up and down his smooth belly and chest, and my eyes go back to being slits as I licked my lips. Unlike dragons, I don't have a fixed Mating Season, so I am constantly in a mating mood, but mostly towards very strong partners, and Astolfo is quite powerful.
Not as powerful as me of course, but it counts. I of course can easily resist the temptation, mostly because there aren't many strong members within Fairy Tail now, but Astolfo has Erza's scent on him and that makes me go nuts.
"Wanna do it again before we go to the Guild?" I hummed, and he grunted cutely as I grasped his very large and fat member, which I most definitely made way past the double digits in length and very thick.
Not only does he have a very good nail, but he also knows how to use his hammer!
"If I ever say 'no' to that question, please end me." He stated with an adorable serious face before it quickly melted away to show his eagerness and excitement as he flipped around, his lips quickly meeting mine in a very hungry kiss as I breathed in his intoxicating scent while leaning back and spreading my legs.
"Mnhh~!" I moaned into his mouth and shuddered as I felt him sink inside of me, my insides still incredibly sensitive from all the fucking we've done through the night.
I send Raikou a thankful glance when she stands up to leave the bathroom, but she merely gives me a very warm smile as she carries Erza outside. As much as I need this, I'd rather not get laid while she is around, especially as a child.
I breathed in deeply, the released a loud shuddering moan as Astolfo slammed himself deep inside of me, then started thrusting back and forth, fast and hard, just how I love it.
I quickly dried the bathtub as I moaned and panted, his hands coming up to knead and squeeze at my large bouncing breasts, covered in the hickeys and bite marks from our previous sessions.
"Fuu~ck…" I panted hotly, my large tits bouncing and smacking wetly against my lower chest each time they came down, my jiggly and large ass-cheeks clapping and smacking wetly and loudly against Astolfo's crotch as he cutely grunted and groaned cutely, his hot breath mixing with mine.
This feels so damn good! The feeling of him spreading my insides, of him slamming himself deep inside of me, and the slight craving for more whenever he slides out, all mixed with his intoxicating familiar and comforting scent.
"Mine." I all but growled as I wrapped my long legs around his waists and pulled him deeper against my bigger body, my nails sinking slightly into his back, making Astolfo give a pleasured shudder at that.
"Possessive are we~?" He chuckled softly with a teasing grin on his adorable face, his bright eyes full of lust and love as he kept slamming himself into me, then I gasped when he actually spanked my large ass, his teasing grin only growing bigger. "Better fuck mama dragon into a stupor then!" He smirked, and my eyes widened when his hands hooked beneath my knees and-
"Astol- waii-~!" I was unable to stop him in time as he pushed me down, making me learn that I am actually very flexible by pushing my legs on either side of my body, my eyes rolling in the back of my head as I could feel him even deeper than he has ever been before!
"Oh~?" Astolfo hummed, holding my legs down as he slammed himself deep inside of my now completely drenched pussy with newfound vigour and strength, his body leaning down against mine. "Should I stop? Hm~?" This damned sexy femboy!
He's mating pressing me and being all smug about it!
"Keep hitting that spot!" I all but screamed, leaning my head back and biting my plump lips as my body shook from the massive electric shocks of pleasure coursing through my muscles, and my moans reached a new pitch when Astolfo leaned his head down to bite and suck on both of my stiff nipples at the same time.
The clapping sounds grew wetter and faster as Astolfo sped up, and I could feel his cock harden inside of me, and my breathing sped up as my own orgasm neared and I got ready to bask in the high of pleasure.
I of course did not need to tell Astolfo to cum outside since he is infertile, and the feeling of his hot cum filling my womb is just divine.
Mostly because the thought of being bred and giving Erza a little sibling rubs me in all the good ways.
Astolfo sped up, grunting cutely as his thrusts quickly grow wild and shaky, and his lips quickly smash against my as he slams himself as deep as he could, then released his very large load straight into my womb, sending me over the edge.
I latched myself against Astolfo as I all but moaned in his mouth, our kiss becoming messy as both of our heads blanked from the insane amounts of pleasure that we just felt, my body still twitching from the strong orgasm that ripped through my body.
"I'll never get tired of this…" I panted hotly as Astolfo pulled out, then just laid himself on top of my body and cuddled against me like a tired teddy bear. How can someone go from mating pressing me into an orgasm to being adorable in just a few seconds? This femboy is truly dangerous…
"Guess you'll need another shower." He murmured softly, his hands still groping and kneading my fat breasts, much to my amusement. I tried not to focus on the feeling of his cum flowing out of else I'll never make it to the Guild today.
Good thing I didn't make Raikou as sexually active as him, else they'd both be the death of me. Both of my greatest kinks doing a tag team on me? Yeah, I would end up never leaving my apartment.
I quickly washed myself once more, then kicked Astolfo's very nice ass out of the bathroom when he started groping me yet again. I have created a very horny beast, yet I do not mind at all.
I traced a hand across my naked body and watched as all the hickeys and bite marks faded away in a few seconds, and I soon traced my smooth belly, especially the spot where the scar that fucking disgusting piece of filthy s- I reeled back with a deep breath through my nostrils and concentrated on Erza.
Every single time my mind wanders towards that… thing of a human being I always risk loosing control of myself. Good thing I removed the scar too, as each time I stared at it I would have flashbacks of all the humiliating tortures I was put through all those years ago.
Oh well, I survived and those bitches died. Sucks to be them!
"I'm a sexy ass mama dragon too now!" I gave my own ass a nice spank and watched it jiggle and ripple with a satisfied look on my face, then gave my large breasts a few jiggles too because fuck yes do I love seeing them bounce. The anime and manga never managed to portray how thicc and stacked Irene truly is.
Hmm… I wonder if I can…
Yup, I can clap without hands! Always wanted to do that!
I shook my head and quickly grabbed my clothes, put on some skimpy underwear that is very likely a thong, black knee length shorts, and a dark purple turtle-neck sweater that was very baggy and fell down my waists, slightly over my shoulders, and showed lots of cleavage. Just how I like it.
I cannot not dress in a sexy way when inside Irene's body. That's just… wrong.
I brushed my hair and kept them free and straight, letting them flow down my back, then exited the bathroom with a smile on my face.
"Ma!" And was greeted by my adorable bundle of joy on the bed, her bright eyes lighting up like the sun the moment they landed on me. "Ba!" And I all but melted at her cute and adorable sounds!
UGH! So fucking cuuu~te!
Time truly flies, I do not want baby Erza to grow up!
"Yes, it is I, your mother." I booped my baby girl on the nose as Astolfo nodded, curiously staring out of the window for some reason.
"Say, is it normal that the city just… shifted and moved?" Astolfo asked as Raikou nodded from beside him, making me blink before my eyes widened with realization.
Guess Gildarts is back, which should mean that Cana is very likely on the way. I should try and prevent the death of her mother if I can, but I won't hold my hopes up.
"Oh well, let us go to the Guild!" I stretched my back before picking up my babbling baby girl as Astolfo and Raikou glowed pink and dark blue respectively, then turned into streaks of light that landed on Erza cute scarlet onesie.
Which I might or might not have Enchanted to animate and beat the ever living shit out of anyone that tries to harm Erza.
I'm starting to feel that I am really going too far…
[Fairy Tail]
"I didn't expect for you to be back so soon my boy." Makarov greeted one of his strongest children by raising his mug of beer, the tall and muscular red haired man accepting one from the cute waitress with a charming grin that was met with a blush. Makarov could only shake his head at his antics.
"It's been a while since I've been around, thought I'd stop by for a bit then pick up some quests and get going once more." Gildarts shrugged, but Makarov could see that he was mostly lying, so he… stared. "Alright, geeze. Things between me and Cornelia soured… well, we drifted apart and are now divorced." He shrugged again, and Makarov could only sigh and refrain himself from bonking the dunce with his staff. Mostly because it was going to break and turn into cubes.
"Wandering around has always been your call, you can't stop yourself…" The old man hummed softly, and Gildarts could only sigh and nod his head before taking a long sip from his mug of beer, ignoring the loud chatter of his fellow guild members that were most definitely already drunk.
"Well, looking on the bright side, now I can go back to beating the crap out of monsters and hook up with some cute ladies here and there!" Gildarts wiggled his brows with a perverse chuckle, one that was quickly met by his equally perverted Guild Master.
"You better tell me all about your escapades! 'Tis an order!" Gildarts snorted and ignored the cane being waved at his face to take another long sip from his mug, then faintly noticed how the Guild went very quiet. "Well, not like you're gonna run into a woman better than her." Makarov hummed with a smirk on his face, then nodded to him to look behind, and Gildarts did just that, preparing himself to inspect this new woma-
His jaw hit the floor with enough force to shake the very foundations of the Guild. Makarov helpfully raised his jaw off the floor and closed his mouth shut before any flies would end up wandering in.
Flowing and bright scarlet hair, bright purple eyes, full bright plump lips and the fairest skin he had ever seen, coupled with the largest pair of badonkas he had ever had the honour to gaze upon! That cleavage seemed to go on and on! Just like those legs!
"That has to be an E-Cup- no, an F- No! A double or triple F-Cup!" He whispered to himself, his eyes analysing everything about this Divine Woman that had just appeared before him!
And her presence all but screamed MILF!
His breath caught in his throat when the woman, the MILF of all MILFS, looked at him. Then sent him a smile that made even the hamster within his brain howl like a wolf and start working on the wheel of 'Pick up Lines to use on Milfs' with fervour.
He then watched her turn and walk towards a small table where a woman with sky blue hair waved her over, Maria MacGarden if he remembered right.
He was about to just stand and wing it, but was stopped when Makarov rested his cane on his shoulder and gave him a very serious look that made Gildarts pause.
"It is best you don't approach her carelessly." Makarov warned softly, his gazed softening a great deal when he turned to stare at the scarlet haired woman.
"Rough past?" Gildarts asked, turning to face the old man while sending occasional glances towards Irene. For some reason he kind of felt like she was listening in on them too.
"Possibly one of the worst, if not the worst. I do not know of the details, but I was able to connect some dots through the short time she's been around." Gildarts held back a hiss at Makarov's words. Fairy Tail was famous for attracting people that had horrible pasts, with him being one of them. "She appeared within my office two months ago, gave me important information about Alvarez's plans so to enter the Guild, perhaps to gain a sense of security, yet she is always on guard." Gildarts glanced back at the woman, then shivered when he felt the hidden but dense murderous and protective aura around her body. The moment anyone tries anything towards her is the moment they cease to exist, of that he was very sure.
"She does everything for her daughter, and the little girl has become her anchor. The more she stays away from her daughter, the more mentally unstable she gets." Gildarts hissed at that, wondering what the fuck even happened to make her so overprotective towards her kid.
"Some time ago I sent her to Porlyusica under her request to get herself checked out since she gave birth without medical assistance and wanted to make extra sure nothing went wrong. What Porlyusica told me after the check up is the reason on why I've stopped you." Gildarts rose a brow and leaned over the counter, still feeling like the sexy woman was somehow listening in on them, but he brushed it off. "She had a large scar over her abdomen. Above her womb. Done by a blade." Gildarts prided himself on his self control over his emotions, but he almost lost control of his magical aura the moment he heard those words and made the connection to the woman's overprotective tendencies.
Some filthy creature had tried to cut her open for some twisted reason.
He might not be good with kids, but he loved them dearly. He had plans to have some with Cornelia, but he kind of fucked it all up by constantly wanting to go on adventures.
"Did she ever say who did it?" He asked, mostly because he wanted his fists to meet the face of the piece of shit that did that. Then very likely send them to their makers.
But alas, he could only grunt when Makarov shook his head. "She never told me anything about her past, and I know it's horrible because of that thousand-yard stare she gets quite often… and the one time I tried to bring up Erza's father she almost snapped and killed me on the spot. The pure hate and killing intent she released in that moment…" Makarov shivered, and Gildarts felt himself pale considerably. For Makarov to shiver meant that it was even more horrifying that he could ever imagine, and he felt some very strong killing intents before!
"So that is why I sto- KYAA!" Makarov all but released a girlish scream, and Gildarts did too when they both noticed the woman they were talking about was sitting right next to them with a smile on her face.
"Ba!" The adorable baby in her arms piped up, and the tension all but melted as the woman focused on her and sat her on the counter of the bar, her eyes all but glowing with love and adoration.
"So, talking about little old me?" She hummed with an amused glint in her eyes, and Gildarts felt his face scrunch up as her voice echoed within his brain. Truly a masterpiece crafted by the Gods themselves!
"Old? You don't look a day out of your twenties!" Gildarts quickly recovered and spouted the first flattering line the dumb hamster in his brain could conjure.
Only to receive a very amused look from the woman that harmed his pride, but he quickly rose a brow when she glanced at Makarov, who nervously coughed into his fist.
"She is more than four hundred years old." Makarov coughed out, and Gildarts felt his very soul seep out from from his mouth.
He knew that powerful mages could extend their lifespans for a couple of decades or more, like the number two Wizard Saint, the vampire guy. Supposedly he is around two hundred years old.
Yet this woman is double that age!
"I apologize for speaking about such things behind your back, Irene." The now named Irene merely waved her hand without a care, tickling her daughters cheek and neck with a large smile full of love on her face.
"It is alright, such things happen quite often." She shrugged, her eyes gaining a faraway look for but a few seconds before she sighs. "It helps me train so to have a better control over my emotions, so that I don't do something horrible." Both Makarov and Gildarts shivered at her words, but they did not fault her for it. The fact that she is still trying is honourable enough.
"Still, how did Porlyusica guess my age?" She asked with an adorable tilt of her head, a tilt that was copied by her daughter, who released an adorable 'Ma?' while doing so.
Gildarts instantly started regretting leaving Cornelia for adventures. He'll try and talk to her after giving her some time to calm down as his departure wasn't… nice.
"Hell if I know, that damn woman does things even she can't understand." Irene snorted softly, then simply shrugged, which made her chest do… very, very interesting things.
Tits shouldn't be so buoyant!
"Oh well, I might as well join Maria again." Irene went to stand, then stopped and reached out to pat Gildarts on the shoulder. "Don't worry big boy, you have quite a few chances to get laid." And with those parting words, she left a choking old man and a rebooting Gildarts behind.
Then Gildarts face broke out into a giant excited grin, equal to the grin children give when they receive giant Christmas presents.
Albeit his giant Christmas present is a pair of giant milfy badonkas!
"Gramps!" Gildarts was about to fist bump Makarov, but was interrupted when Laxus barged into the Guild like a yellow meteor, only to free mere feet away from Irene.
"Oh hi Laxus, back for more training?" Irene asked in a warm tone, an evil smile spreading across her face while Laxus looked like he had just swallowed a whole lemon.
And then the poor boy proceeded to release a blood curling scream before bolting out of the Guild, with Irene following close behind with a slight skip to her step while humming a soft tune.
P-perhaps he should stick to the 'Don't stick your dick in crazy' rule?
Gildarts gulped, shared a serious look with Makarov, then they both nodded at the same time after a few seconds.
Fuck the damn rule! He shall take on this challenge with open arms and pants down!
In the future, he'll come to forever regret these words.
A.N. Bit of setting for what is to come, giving SIrene some much needed relax time, then explored her 'instability' just a little bit!
There probably won't be more sexy time for a few chapters now that I think about it.
Either way, gimme money! Pat /SamuraiCheem