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Tohsaka Rin was having a fantastic week, all things considered.

First, she summoned Archer, who despite her reservations about not summoning Saber, proved to be a versatile Servant during his fights.

Second, the boy who she totally, absolutely didn't like even for a little bit summoned Saber, so of course, as the benevolent Magus that she was, she explained the situation in a way his poor Spellcaster brain could understand, while silently looking at his strong, beautiful Saber Servant.

Third, after a totally not traumatizing night and fight against Berserker, she reunited with Sakura, and started working on fixing their relationship which, thankfully, wasn't rejected by her.

And fourth, somehow, Archer had convinced Caster to enter an alliance, in which the Witch happily obliged to stay out of their way as long as they didn't "call the Bat again", whatever that meant.

So yeah, a fantastic week for the fantastic Tohsaka Rin, Father would be proud.

Hopefully, probably, maybe.

So now here she was, the totally not self-declared leader of an alliance that ammounted to four out of the seven Servants, all four of them without a wish to fulfill, sitting in front of her allies (minus Caster plus a weirdo) enjoying a hot cup of tea.

While being completely ignored by said allies.

"I'm telling you, you shouldn't use so much salt, it will ruin the seasoning" her Servant spoke.

"And I'm telling you, this is my kitchen and i know what i'm doing, so please shut up" that was Emiya.

"Rider, i will not allow you to take it, Shirou already promised i could ride it tomorrow" the outrageous words that came out of Saber's mouth were a complete opposite of her calm expression.

"Saber, you don't understand, i need it, you can have it the day after tomorrow" what were they even talking about?!

"Rider, we agreed to share" Sakura? But why?!

No fear~ No pain~ Ai not mae ni tatsu kagiri~

And the doctor kept playing that stupid song on his phone!

"Would any of you explain what is even happening?!" she finally exploded.

The house grew silent, slowly, each person in the room turned to look at her, different expressions in their faces.

"Archer! Let that idiot use as much salt as he wants!" Shirou smiled smugly at the red Archer, who looked annoyed.

"Emiya, stop antagonizing him!" Now their roles were reversed.

"You wannabe doctor, stop playing that song or else i'll break the phone and your arm!" The man was scared, he ran to hide behind the counter of the kitcher.

"And you three! Explain yourselves! I will not tolerate such l-lewd conversations on my-on his table!" If Shirou noticed her slip up, he chose not to comment, lest he directed her wrath onto himself.

The mentioned looked at her strangely.

"Rin" Saber spoke, finally, the only other rational person in the room. "I am merely asserting my authority as Shirou's Servant by reminding Rider that i get to ride it first" Nevermind, she just made things worse.

Rider was about to speak, when Sakura interrumpted her.

"Please calm down both of you, i'll explain" Sakura, innocent Sakura, are you going to save me from these lunatics? "We are debating who will be allowed to use Senpai's bike"

Oh thank god.

The two Servants nodded.

"But Tohsaka Senpai, what could you possibly be thinking of to make such a comment?" Sakura, why?!

Looking at each other, the sisters knew what the other was thinking.

You did it on purpose.

Of course i did.

Damn little sisters and their weird sense of humor.

Unwilling to continue the conversation, Rin looked at the three men in the kitchen.

What.

Archer and Shirou were looking at each other, a red Pan and a White Spatula in each of their hands while a panicked George tried to calm them down.

"I'm telling you kid, you don't know what you're doing" The ridiculous escene was reinforced by the serious tone of Archer's voice.

"And i'm telling you, i know exacty what will happen if i continue doing this, but it's my choice, i made a promise to Kiritsugu, and i refuse to let him down!" Why why why why why.

"I will continue down this path, and i'm sure i won't regret it!"

Archer looked at the red head in disgust, then started walking to the stove, his weapons (?) ready.

"Then, you better keep up with me, those hamburguers aren't going to make themselves" Rin wanted to cry, she should've stayed in bed.

"Keep up with you my ass! YOU keep up with me!" Shirou ran all three steps to his fridge, where he stored the best meat he could find in the marked. Taking them in his hand, the red head turned to look at George.

"Thank you for everything Karizaki-san, but i must keep going" The Doctor looked at him like a rescued victim would look at their hero, and nodded.

Both chefs began their (cooking) match, unwilling to let their rival make a better hamburguer.

With teary eyes, the Doctor returned to the table.

He and Rin looked at each other, different expressions on their faces.

"Did you know that a regular cloud usually weights around one billion pounds?" That's it.

Tohsaka Rin stood up from the table, and made her way out of the house.

She would come back hours later, only to find a salty hamburguer left that no one wanted to eat.

Hello everyone! Enhance here, currently running from the police after i robbed a bank to roll for Yelan in two days. Having a nice week?

A much shorter chapter this time, much more focused on """comedy""", it's more of an omake than anything else really

Yes, it is canon to the story, remember that the jokes are the best lore in the Nasuverse.

Originally, this chapter was supposed to be a Saber interlude, then it became Sakura transforming.

But then i rewatched Carnival Phantasm….

And i couldn't help myself.

Not a lot more to say honestly, only that if i get at least an air exhalation out of you, then it's good enough for me.

Have a nice week, and remember:

You look nice while sleeping, but you should lock your windows at night.