[Sully's reaction to Mao Mao's death- canon version not angsty one]
Tuk- hey I heard of Mao, he's so cool
Lo'ak- yeah, especially since he gives Destroyah a good whooping
Kiri- I don't, You may not like what happened next
Tuk- What do you mean sis
Spider- let's just say things got ugly after Link beat dungeons and lost a…coati version of first blood
Lo'ak- don't you mean a non-lethal offering where you have to shed blood
[Shows link fight with Therizenosaur, Kiri covers Tuk's innocent eyes when the clawed beast sheded Link's blood by thrusting into his shoulders]
Lo'ak- poor Linky
Kiri- it got worst
[Link is mounted on his trusting wolf steed at the watering hole, then Theo appears right behind him]
Tuk- LINK LOOK OUT FOR THAT
[fatally stabs Moa Moa]
(Sully's began to weep as Link tries to fight him as he is surrounded by his minions, he got injured but fatally defeated Theo)
Tuk- *sobs*
Kiri- (hugs Tuk) he's….he's with Eywa
Lo'ak- I can't imagine the guilt that Link must carry, Mao is not just a Hero but….he reminded me of…..Neteyam
[They hug each other to comfort their sorrows]
[Jake's army- The Zoni platoon]
Jake- an all right squad we are going on intense training suggested by the ritos, is it loud and clear
YES SIR
Jake- I'm I bluffing
NO SIR
Jake- my partner Sir Link will check on you, ladies
Jake- [smells at Link] What's holding your back
Link- Nothing sir, I even beat the avatar of chaos
Jake- good proof me what you're really made of, is that loud and clear
Jake- [smells at Blu] What's holding you back
Blu- no….nothing sir….I saved my flock like a Toruk Makto
Jake- Impressive it reminds me of when I was a wee lad, their nothing to survive in the most grueling part of Amazon.
Jake- [smells at moose demon] What's holding you back
[neighs]
Jake- get that crap off your face, you should've proven your self by saving those dire horses from slaughter, you're grounded from the Ikran training
[takes deep breathes from frustration]
Lo'ak- Sir…
Jake- Your good especially you saved me from that burning ship
Crash and Eddie- Yes Sir
Jake- you're a disgrace, get that crap off your face
[gets near at BotW Link but holds back]
Jake- That…that look on your face [Link's thoughts is agony] it would be reckless to across the Faron woods at this point
[Looks at Sky Link]
Jake- alright listen Linky this is war, you need to show what courage made you
[both growls and hisses]
Jake- alright puss are you ready for your
Puss in boots- Despacito
Jake- [sniffs at Nachi the Koati]- oh…your man, no wonder you save animals from the volcano
Nachi-[smug smiles]
Jack- Mordecai and Rigby, you are on scouting and rescue if anything goes wrong
Mordicai and Rigby- yes sir
Jake- in memory of our fallen heroes- Neteyam and mao mao that sacrificed themselves for our safety from the calamities [weeps] Roberto the Spix macaw is missing in action
Link- you better not screw this up guys because the great sorrow might be over but we have to train to look out at the return of the Gremlins. Who knows that they might be bad or not, but we must do it for…
Mo'at- if you screw this up, Eywa will be disappointed that you must be purified
[Shows Branch the Finished having his skin hanged by the tree while wailing in agony]
Kiri- good
Jake- Solders you need to get across the Faron forest, a natural forest filled with teeth
Neytiri- Are you're your not going to be hard on them
Jake- don't worry I got this, I give Volvagia some advice to be a good obstacle course, told Glavenus to act like a Gorosaur giganticus while I patch his edges with sobecks shedding, and then finally I told them a fairy tale about 'Thunder lizard' that give Tuk nightmares.
Neytiri- What….so you think they're too good for tarature, ankyntrosaurs, bajaiguanadon that thrive here? Don't get me started with the prickly monitor lizards
Jake- I'm their Marine, is my call of duty
Sky- come on guys, the last one is a rotten monomimus egg
Lo'ak- wait for me, I need to keep an eye on Puss, just look at…guys ngghhh
[Puss gives Sky cute kitten eyes, Sky decides to carry him while Lo'ak fallows while his eyes dilated from the effect]
Blu- hang on there, let me carry you Nacho
Nachi- my pleasure
[Crash and Eddie gets chased by monitor lizards to the edge]
Link- [deeps breaths] us been one of those days
[Jake and Neytiri are laughing while tending Link's banshee- Felipe]
Jake- you have no idea what's going on at the secret temple in this area
Neytiri- What is it
Jake- uhhh they bind betrayers as punishment before they either spar lives
[Few hours ago a grey-coated dakotanops with the skull of a gorosaurs]
Nachi- so you supposed to be the willow the thanator, explain
Thanator's will- I will do it for you
Jake-[grabs his knife before getting nears to his throat] so your saying….my eldest son deserves to die just for…..Puss or Lo'ak
Thanator's will- Why don't you want to….to it, slit me up
[Jake is tempted to slit his throat before setting him free]
Jake- get out….just leave [sniffs] I need a moment alone
[flashback ends, Neytiri has thousand yard stare]
Neytiri- what, that's something. At least you didn't involve in the volcano shrine.
Jake- how's that
Neytiri- is better not to know, their god seeks destruction to purify and fertilized to banished….sins that you call
Jake- Volvalgia…Shiv….
Kiri- dad is better not to speak its name, I meant him and he's [sheds tears] something. I know those will strong hearts realized his a….nourishing soft but vigilant
Neytiri- sometime the scariest monster could have a mental soul inside
Kiri- he knew that
Jake- damn
Tuk- what if he's like that because his enemies from thunder lizard clan think he rationalized force convection in the name of….all mighty Shinnoh
Neytiri- damn, Kiri better told you that right [Tuk hides under her arms] is okay those thunder lizards won't mess with my little woodsprite. [angerly at Jake] JAKE
Jake- that wasn't me, I thought Link made that up to build confidence
Kiri- dad you do realized that legends contain historical documents
[Puss gives Kiri the cute kitten eyes, Kiri looks at it enjoying it while smiling. Neytiri early falls for it b hugging him, tapping him in her marshmallow nirvana]
Neytiri- pussy poo [Puss claws her exposed tits before escaping, Kiri laughs]
[final Sully shenanigans in my crossover bloopers, Dark ascent]
Neteyam [spying into the fire temple]- to prove father, I must keep an eye oh Volvagia
Kiri- I don't know if he finds your snooping, you're totally going to get crucified
Lo'ak- Kiri, crucifixion is for traitors I heard from dad
Kiri- That's from Pandora
[They seek the Fire Sanctuary despite Kiri's protest]
Volvagia- Tempting fate is caused by poisoning, think of it as a tainted bait
[Gorons, Quartz chanting]
Volvagia- In the name of the Almighty Shinnoh, let's bring this miscreants here to the alter
[They send a batch of lighting lizalfoes pecking each other, and looking at the intimidating dragon lord before fighting each other.]
Volvagia- You think you can bait me with one of your chaotic hexes, you do realize I respect booth of your yin-yang gods- Zeckrom and Rechriram since I'm friends with their Avatar.
Gorons- Aavatara
Kiri- what…
Neteyam- stay still their not talking about using
Lo'ak- dude was half-avatar
[Peridot bring their 'hex' to the sanctuary as an offering, hex is a manifestation of bait they named it Jake Horner]
Jack Horner- was are gonna do, cry about it
Volvagia- what's the meaning of this, Do you think this is funny just because I convert my people to Shinnoh belief
[the lizalfoes just responded in poker face]
Peridot- I swear they didn't mean any harm, they want to have fun like those….
Lo'ak- avatars….
Neteyam- silent skxawng
Volvagia- Is the how you want to play well then, you do realize I have an avatar that I'm taking a bike because of you
Jack Hornor- Why don't you pick someone your own size [lizalfoes gasped s their hex went too far as he's 8 ft.]
[The dragon lord expended his wings as the shadow of 10ft behemoth looms over him, Sully's decide to look away as all they heard is a wet slash]
Kiri- were so dead, let's go…
[They heard a loud screech as the Lizalfoe retreated in fear as their baiting failed, Volvagia laughs as they ran]
Neteyam- I think that our cue, let's go brothers [they stood till in fear] Why are you stand…he's right behind me isn't he
[he turns around to see Volvagia, he hisses with all of his might]
[Volvagia responded with a loud screech before nuzzling him, sniff at Lo'ak before giving him a sloppy kiss by licking, hugs Kiri while they're dumbfounded]
Volvagia- you guys are cute [flies off]
Neteyam- he seems sweet
Lo'ak- we need to get out of here, this place is
[Glavenus yawns as they scream at the top of their lungs as they though of it as a Gorgosaur giganotosaur, they took off as the sleepy giant is confused of the Na'vi children being in the sanctuary in the first place]
There will be more Sully shenanigans that are not related to any crossovers that I work on based on my experiences in Rivira Maya with my family. With the main characters of Rio and metkayina clan as guests (with Mo'at). Let's not forget to use colorful alebrijes OC based on Jurassic world game hybrid with inverse red oni-blue oni/ inverse yin-yang dynamic as narrator/ host- Magnapyritor the fertile deity and Thoradolosaur the chaotic god of twilight.
Yes a more serious story with Sullys will be utilized as a family of Rito from the sequel to my LoZ: Skyward sword fanfic that once a dino-focused Terra Nova rewritten Lost world ascended that I'll work on.
To be clear yes I find the meme funny and no I didn't get butt hurt that Steven is a sweet little cherub that needs to be protected by those meanies. Keep in mind Volvagia is supposed to be a final evolution of Steven since he permanently become/ incarnated into a dragonlord since he has dragon blood in the legend of Steven fanfic. Keep in mind he's still a nice guy but not soft, especially when he faced Oberon from Gargoyals because the elf got too cocky by threatening the diamonds because that's how much he hated him. Steven left his human body behind is no different than Jake Sully, and may be soon an antithesis of Jake if I continue with a few chapters based on ash-people. /
Jake- will you turn back on us, brother
Volvagia- It depends, I might be Avatar of Palkia like Link is to Zygarde but it doesn't mean I can't leave my human uncleaned. There is a thing that must destroy the sin of my father, there's no reason that he left the toxin behind.
Jake- [scoffs] I thought leaving my human body was enough
Volvagia- save those words Rama, is my duty to keep the Almighty Shinnoh clean from chaos.
Jake- I don't know but you do realize that human nature isn't wrong, even he might be a little wimp but is not his...
Kiri- nihilism toxin was birthed by his act of kindness
Tuk- What about hakuna matata/
Jake-...crap