Note- do not get offended since this is meant as a reference about Neogenises and this meme that only surfaced by the dark side of Sonic fandom.
This is not canon to the lore, keep in mind I am very invested in world-building and classic movie emotions (might be campy) that Avatar has to offer from a Zelda fan's POV. Na'vi and Hylians are similar in spirit to their goddesses- Eywa and Hylia, Link is basically an Avatar in both technology and spirituality- Zelda is the incarnation of Hylia. Loftwings and tours are quite similar and booths are symbols- totem and royal crest.
(keep in mind that Zelda took inspiration from LotR and Arthur legends so it means Avatar dances with poach- makes no sense)
[Cruelty of Time can be so merciless that children's poems cease underneath oceans]
A cat is wandering to a ruined Kingdom that is now reclaimed by nature, he has the skull of his dog friends as a memoir as he died for him. The cat has seen so much since the floods ruined his home, he spent weeks fighting until he give in,' I know I should've ended up with Link, Why I'm into children's poems and nurse rhymes, to begin with.'
[Koroks become hustle as Darknut invades pandora once more]
Neytiri chokes Movie AmyRose as she's covered with ashes, wearing a necklace of the same cat from earlier- she grieves as he chose to die alone. Neytiri growled, 'Jake never forgive my cat because of the likes of you, even going through awakening wasn't enough for him.'
[Lo'ak and MovieKnuckles on Pakayan swim in what appears to be actually a womb within Pandora]
Tsireya explains to her new brother,' This is the way….the world's womb.' They dive into the field of anemones with baby Tulkun and ilus within the air bubbles.' Then Lo'ak connects to the Spirit tree to see Neteyam again.
[Infection]
Kiri comforts MovieTales as he becomes feral Lynal before her banshee ambush to send his energy to Eywa as his body is left behind. Jake found Kiri,' are alright baby girl,' She sarcastically responded,' some are like us.'
[AVTR's prayers]
MovieSonic was captured by Toruk as he's trying to apologize before getting eaten,' I….should've stated that Lord Shivatherium was after me instead.' Pandora Mew and Jake unite,' So you must be Lord.'
Link permanently bond with Gojira as he realized that he was Shivatherium's Avatar, he screams as he sees extensionalism realization. Godzilla screech as he shows all 6 four arms, and decides to blast the emeralds into smithereens.
[Pandora's Xerneas is wakened from her nap as her minions turn the last of the darknuts legion into blue puddles]
[Pandoran Mew link with Jake, literally become an Avatar]
MovieShadow is horrified about it before sifting into Indominus Rex,'Ma….riiia.' Mew/ Jake responded as he summoned a glowing trident,' You dare to question Lord's Avatar.'
Zelda looks at the great eye,' Our mother loves her children but…..how long have we had to bare a history of hatred and greed.'
[Legend of Zelda intro- Toruk reaches the triforce, symbolizing Toruk Makto]
Keep in mind Jake's cynical nature compare to more forgiving Link, he was a marine from death world before ending up in Pandora. He did become better by becoming Na'vi in many trials, but the war snapped him into a military war hero. Even by hyrulian champion standards, he's willing to spread wrath to defend those he deeply cares which is a very emotional character in my opinion- Guts from Berserk anyone?
There's a contrast between a war hero/Hyrule champion and a fabled hero from children's tales, Link on the other hand is technically a militant hero like Jake as he was prepared to face many calamities. There is a good reason why hero worship is flawed in my fic as they take unprepared hero way too personally. Mao's death led the entire kingdom against Link does remind of an Avatar taking over and they can't accept the underperformance. Link forgives because of their brothers but Jake doesn't because they choose to be rivals.
Family and unity may not be their thing but there is nothing to change my mind about loving Avatar films over more meme-filled ones. What's more insane is that I enjoyed nice beaches and forests while they want to be in a fairy tale with mother goose. I know Zelda has some fairytale tropes but the backdrop/world-building is inspired by a medieval fantasy like Lord of the Rings.
They want Puss to become Ganon because they want the precious, what LotR says about addictions. Animation is a fun medium but I don't want to waste over hate it.
(no seriously which one of you cried when all 12 bakers fall to their deaths movie when everyone cries about Neteyam, that's right)
It would be great if the baker mafia was sidelined so death vs gato was in an arms race so he can save his own life (his friends are still there but chased by three bears)
In other words….
Puss give him big old eyes at Jake,'I see you, que mis fans te estan acosando.' Jake responded with all his wrath toned down,' Well if you really want to see me, tell those immature fans that there living in a mother goose story.' Puss understands that his fanbase made a bad rep but Lo'ak came to the rescue,' Wait if you choose to be alone, I want to give you one request.'
Neytiri protested, 'Lo'ak, his fans can't understand my grief.' The cat asked her,'Señora dónde es Neteyam otra ves.' As she's about to unleash her range, meanwhile in fairyland when everyone is worshipping a golden statue of puss before earring a droning sound. The droning sound is coming from puss riding a biblical accurate blue shell turtle,' Buenasdias tu quire saber que Esta cosa facer
The multi-winged blue-shell turtle is ready to shoot canons,' el especial del la dia es empanadas con extra hermanos mayor.' Kiri appears to roast them,' by the way this palulukan never cared about those poor chefs or even cared if he died many times.' Suddenly boss music was heard [Ganon theme with songcord] as Neytiri is on the back of Jake's skimwing,' WHO DARE'S TO SPEAK NETEYAM IN VEIN.'
Jake narrates,' none as ever expected that their rivalry reaches this far, they choose this fate and accepted.' Gato seems so alone more than ever as he looks at the sunset,' Kiri can you do that sting a scorpion venom, I want to see….'
Kiri protested, 'I let you do this, I understand your inner conflict but is never your fault.' Gato asked.'Cómo puedes ser tan melancholic y divertido al mismo tiempo…' Lo'ak holds him,'bro, feeling lost and it never ends well.' Kiri responded to him,' Palulu.., our parents have been in a war before we were even born.'
Lo'ak cynically explains, 'Some emotions can be better explained when you actually learn ways before conflict happens, they never forgive what war brought them.' Gato decided to ask in English while his voice breaks,' was I facing death meaningless to them, as in my struggles.'
Tsireya replied,' of course not, they most likely feel you, then again my parents also find your fans hostels us that you are forbidden to enter the village. Here is a mantra for you- the way of water has no begging or end. Our hearts beat in the womb of the world. The sea is your home, before your birth and after your death/ The sea gives and sea takes. Water connects all things: life to death, darkness to light.'
Gato strengthens his boots as he decides to live,' guys I see you, I hope our tensions will heal. I thought your move movie was funny but it was a lie, it was amazing as in it was the best worlds that are far better than anyone has ever seen. Adios amigos.' Tonowari was watching before asking eaves dropping Jake and Neytiri,' You let your kids talk to the leader of the enemy, Toruk Makto he humiliate you and your grieving wife.'
Jake want to respond but he heard the misunderstanding,' brother…I warned them that his followers laugh at my son's death and disobeyed my orders. Neytiri try to comfort him as she's moved about their conservation,' Jake I understand your pain, I still miss him but…It wasn't the palulukan's fault that he have an excuse of..worshipers' Jake hides his anger,' I'm just feeling tired Neytiri.' Tonowari finally understands as his daughter returned with Sully's kids,' We may see but consequences bear scares.'
