Chapter 103: Attack of the 5th Dimension

Authores Notres: I have always been a big fan of sixties Spiderman and Rocket Robin Hood this can bee seen form mah early chapters of this story where some of the villians act abit like 60's Spiderman villians cause they say things like how they whatn to rule the universe and stuff. So I had always wated to use epipsoes that were featured in RRH and 60's Spiderman and used in their stories like the badass Revolt in the 5th Dimenosn which realy 60's a trippy but I never get to. I sayin this cause I want to make it clear that i am not rippin off Phelous who did his own version of Revolt in the 5th dimension recentley and talked about sum of tose episides. I have been a fan of 60's spiderman for aleats 11 years if no longar. Awnays

P.S Authors Noterants: This is a a filler chapter you read and it is cannon but it won't have effecting on the main story.

So it was back in the days of Little Hood the grandson of Robin Hood and Little Hood and His Mary Men where in the forrrests of Skyrim doing good deeds but out in the glaaxy on a far away palnet in a galaxy of Cameltzar that is out of range even in most distant teloscape it had existed in peace for trillions of years but now it is the being detroyed and tearing it self apart. There is a bad insect skelinton man called Infinata and he is luthing evily "hahaha so you dare to probe the secretes of Dementia Five hey? Well pay the price for what you have done and be destoroyahed!"

So in this galaxy tere was bad things happening cause palanets are expldiing and that is the bad. So menwhile there is this achinet race of speices aleins who tech is above dewmer level of technogly and they are being seeing there galaxy getting all blwon up and they new they whould soon be wiped out. "This is how our palent ends. That evil bastard Infinata will destoyed this galxay and all the planets and stars and metroties and gas giants and black holes in it just to hide the secreates of dementia five. We will al dye becusase we probed into his secrates what shall we do? All oru reeserch an lenring will be gone we can't let this hapen"

THen his good freind sayed "it won't be gone forever come and sea" so they walekd thought hte futreistsc city on the futureriscric palent to the labtory and there is a convay belt with billions of books being tranpoterd. "What is this aksed the" alein dude and the over alein dode sayed "Library of Garth" and that other alein dude who aksed was shocked "YOU ARE DESUYOTHING THE LIEBARY!11" and he respnoded "no the billons of books all our colectivwe knoage is being fed into the machine which copiers them on to soul gems and then feeds them into this knowalge cube"

So all the knoalge was transfered and storted in the deivce and it is the size of rubic cube but you can't paly puzzels on it because that mite be not a good thing to do. So he spoke these words "the entire libary of Library of Garth is storyecd in this deivce cube and I must excape with it to antoeheare galacxy so our disoveries will not bee lost" that brave alein dude said bravley. THe other alien dude saided "Well quickley my freind for soon the palent wil be destroyed and nothing but dust and not the kind of dust you can get high form" the aleind said. So the over alein spoke "Well fare well my old freind our culture will not be lsot it wil sruvie" and he scaped and it was a god thing he did cause that planet was destrying just as he lefting.

So Infinata's minon anonced "the glaxcy of Cameltzar is detoryed" and Infinata wads pleased "by the infanete mental powers of Dementia Five and our secreates remain out own!" but then Infinata noticed something an excaping rocket "but what is this! an exaping rocket and my ulta sentsory pespetion ifomrs me this the sintist aboard and he has ... the Library of Garth!" and he turned to his evil dudes and sayed "stop him! STOP HIM! STOP HIM! Have the psyico army project their think destruction waves on that rocke" and so the evil psyico army left in with thier powers.

So the evil rays were attking the rocketed and the sintist dude was being effected and he sayed "I kant let their evil will over come me I must have protection." Ands so he hit the swtich "this will make my ship magneted and turn my ship into metror which canon be effected by their evil thinkeds. I am now in another glaaxy and this is the Skyrim or Elder Scroll galaxy"

"Balst they are in another glaxay we must not be discovered sent that ship crashin into the nearest astrotied" commaned Infinata from his evil relam.

Menahile

Little Hood and his Merry Men where hunting on the Sherrifs forrests and hunting his dear and also Little Hood is on a mission to help the Theifs Guild which is to planet som evidence in a rich dudes house who has been workinf for the Sherrif of Riftern. So they were hutning dear and making merry and scouting out rich mercants or Sherrif's henchmen to rob so they could give thier stuff to the poor. The Little Hood sawed the housed that were going to planet the evidence in but JUST THEM a metroite was heading streight towards them

Big Jim pointed this out "Little Hood a metoite headins streight torwards us we are all gonna dye!" and Little Hood was torn betwen live and deaf.

Could Atron kill the one of the only men in Skyrim who cold help him?

So the metroite was heading towards them and it was gonna crush when Preist Nuck casted a powerful sheild spell that Alyce head of the Collage of Winterholm had toaught him. THe Spell caused the metrotie to bounce up but then Tenkith sayed look as the metotie it was than shot down but evil aleins. THen a tiny parroshot came off it and tiny vessel it landed on Karliah's hand and a little alein dude came out. He then tried to talke to them but he is sto small to speak louder enough and they cant understand his laungage. so he profjected teapathic messages to them.

After the messages had be transmited and undestood they discused it "So this cube contains all the knowalge Aton dyed to proect" noted Little Hood and Big Jim sayed "what are we going to do with it? Take it to the impreial citry" but than Will Scarlet sayed "no you fool! Thats thousands of miles away and with the empires weaked state the thalmour might get hold of it" and Tenkith sayed "we can't keep it we won't even be able to decode it!" and Preist Nuck sayed "why not take it to one of the tempels and let the gods protect it!" Karliah sayed "No, we must take it the collage of Winterholm! THey will know what to do with it, Alyce has already mad progress in creating philosopher's stones and over breakthorug so she will know what to do with it".

Will Scarlet than said "but we still have ot know what we are up agisnt what exctly is Dementia Five?" Will Scarlet said asked "it's diffcult to put into words it's deminsion beyound space beyound light beyound time itslef" said Little Hood and Karliah added "it's the creation of Infinata a master inttelgence who controls by evil thinks alone. Aton descovered his secreates so his galaxy was destyoed" and Little Hood noted "so it must be decoded and analised so the universe can be rid of this eivl force".

Indeed if they did not get this taken to Collage of Winterholm they would be destryoed like so many other glaaxyes. Infinata did do one good thing he destroyed the Disney Star War universe in the end becuase those sequals suck and because Rey descovred the secreates of Dementia Five by mistake. Also the expanded universe was so much better.

So Will Scarlet planeted the evidence and the Library of Garth into a Thiefs Guild Ring which has secreate compatment for stealing stuf and hiding htem. Than the Merry Men was off on the hundreds of miles jounrey to the Collage of Winterholm to save thier galaxy and decode the Library of Garth and the secrates of Dementia Five this was their most important quest yet but still had plenty of time to sing. Little Hood had been meaning to go to the Collage of Winterholm as they had agreed to donate the Eye of Nocturnal to them of greator study of artfacts and this wold help the Collage become better and the Thiefs Guild become betre thiefs. Karliah was against this at first but Little Hood made a good argument beause they would not have stole it for themselves or to spite Nocturnal but for them to undestand their skills better and for knowalge to use in the fight against the Sherrif.

They were traveling along the roads and making head way whent tere was evil luthter and a evil voiced "you can't escape Infinata prepair for a voyage into Dementia Five!" than ALL HELL BROKE LOSE!

Eveything was going crazy the sky was going weird, tere was spwaning of tings and horrible sounds. It was effects like the ones that cetran spells cause to happen in the unfinshed Midas Magic Evolved mod that crashes you game in nasty wasy and makes some save files bad.

Authroies notes: Somone should really finsih the mod because there arr some reall badass iadeas of spells in it and if it was finished then that whould be awsoem because badass unquie spells like that whould make being a Mage the best thing ever.

So because things are trippy and dsistored and disturbing they are confused but that is because they ar enow in Dementia Five! then it was the vocie of Infinata again "come foward into the realm of the infinate! Come forward into Dementia Five!" and Little Hood sayed "intresting palce but I won't want to live hear" and Will Scarlet said "at least give us a map" but Infinata was not impresed "silance! you have not corsed the threashold YET!"

And than the dynamic group are on a bottem of red stairs leading up to a door with a hand instead of a handle and Infinata instructed "observe! Claim the stair wair of msyerty and cross the threashold of reality and enter the realm of Dementia Five!" this was not a offer or something like that but soemthing that had to do. The Merry Men founded themsleves walking up the stairs Little Hood, Big Jim, Kentith, Priest Nuck, Will Scarlet and Karliah were all walking up without uncontoably.

Authors Notes: I know that Karliah is a woman and not a men but this is just what they call themslves. THey have women in their gang as well even thout the call themslves Merry Men

"I can't stop myslef" noted Little Hood, "I'm moving my feet in the direction of that door but I am not moving them" sayed Big Jim, "I can't stop walking" said Kentith, "Usally only a good meal whould get me to walk liek this" sayed Priest Nuck, "Why it's liek I am under vodo curse" sayed Will Scarlet and Karliah saided "Of my years of a Nightinggale I have never know anytthing liek this" and they were all forced to open the hand door and entar Dementia Five!

Then things got even moar trippy and disturbing and evil and dsitrubing images flashed before them eyes. and Infinata spoke "You are now in Dementia Five! The fith Dimension! Give me the Library of Garth and you shall all be set free!" and Little Hood spoke up "You will have to fight for it you evil feind" and Infinata spoke these words "very well! Oh evil forces of Dementia Five rench the prize from the infeldels!"

So they were attacked by things Little Hood was tangled in snake vines and Big Jim was being crushed by a gaint horned biclops and Kentih is being attacked by syberlions and Preist Nuck is being drowned in a big bowl of porrage which a giant fat man is about to eat and Will Scarlet was being struck by crimsome lightings and Karliah was being attacked by an Atomic Dragon.

"The Ring fetich the ring for that contains the precous Libary!" Infinata demanded and one of the snakes gave it to him but it was Emprty! And Infinata sayed search them it must be on one of their person and Robin Hood escaped but he was being prused by the evil creatures. "Fetch Little Hood at one" Infinata demanded. Yet they caught Little Hood and brough him along with Big Jim, Kentith, Priest Nuck, Will Scarlet and Karliah to Infinata.

Than Infinata demanded "You WILL tell me where you've secreated the Library of Garth!" and Little Hood sayed "I pwaned it of to the local establishment it might make a good gift to the Sheirrf of Riften. He probally has the Library of Garth now! You should take him here and let us go. He would make a good reiscne he-" and but Infinata cut him of "YOU LIE! You can hide nothing from me!" and so Infinata sacned all of them with his exray vison and did not find it. "My exray intellgence that it is not on your persons! Very well I have no use for you and your merry men. To your deaths!"

So Little Hood wans't going to stand for this "Not without a fight" he sayed and the Merry Men followed him like in an old RPG as he jumped at Infinata who vanished in a puf of somke and reapired behind the group Infinata than stated "and I am of the realm of mind over matter! NOW DIE!"

Than all then Little Hood, Big Jim, Kentith, Priest Nuck, Will Scarlet and Karliah started being scuked into the ground to be destroyed by the very dimsion of Dementia Five! and they statrd being pulled down. "How do you fight this creature! An illusion with intellgence! A magliglen vison with a will of pure evil! I got to think! think! THINK! THINK!"

Than Little Hood closed his eyes and splite second found them alll lying on the ground on the road where they vanished. "Wait! When I closed my eyes we were at the point where we vanished" said Little Hood and said to the others "try it close your eyes!" and they all did and were back in Skyrim. So Little Hood sayed "that's it! This is the way out of here!" and Infinata yeleld "STOP!" and Little Hood sayed "that's your seceate! Dementia Five is all illusion! It exists only in our brains! If we close our minds and eyes to you we will be free" and Infinata screamed "NOOOOOOOO!"

And so Little Hood said "everyone concentrate with all your might! Think of anything! Anything but Dementia Five!" and Karliah repated this "Yes! By Nocturnal! We are theives steal our thoughts away from Dementia Five and steal the power Infinata has over us!" and so all the Merry Men claosed their eyes and vanished from Dementia Five and Infinata screamed "NOOOOOO! COME BACK! COME BACK BLAST YOU!" and then Infinata said screaemed again "I've lost them and they'll soon regain the Libary and all my secreates! They'll destroy me!" so Infinata had to retreat "anonther Galaxy to another Univeirse to another Multiverse! We will never cross the threashold into reality again!"

So then they are at the Collage of Winterholm "You mean we were found lying unconcous in the middle of wilderness?" Asked Little Hood and Alyce confimed "yes! It's a good thing we found you I heard that a group of Necromancers were heading that way" and than Alyce aded "it's too bad you lost the Library of Garth" and Little Hood said "who said it's lost?" and than one of the collage studnets said "the Eye of Nocturnal has been delivered" and Little Hood said "just the que" and he revelaed that had had put the Library of Garth was in the Eye of Nocturnal "it seems that she had been gaurding it all along Karliah and you said this was a bad idea" and Karliah said "I was against what I sure as a break of our contrat with Nocturnal but it seems that if we hadnt' we would all have been dead and the Libary would have been lost. You're a cleaver man I hope you don't get to cealver" she noted. So now Little Hood said to Alyce "Archmage Alyce may I present to you the lost Library of Garth delviered as promised"

Alyce was glad to reicve the Library of Garth and it was given intnese study of the knowalge of this lost far away great civilsation and it's knowalge and secreates. Also of a way to let the pepole of Nirn know about the danger of Dementia Five lest they get caught in it or ar threated by Infinata

To be Countued…