It was a lovely afternoon in the Bikini Bottom, and one fellow fun-loving sponge was certainly keeping himself occupied. He was sitting at his writing desk, the very same one he used to write an essay for Miss Puff, writing away yet again with puppy-like pride in his eyes and smile.

"It's finished!" SpongeBob happily proclaimed. "My final story in my Adventures of my Bestest Friends series is finally at completion!" He had the happiest and proudest look on his face, as if he had seen another satisfied customer at the Krusty Krab.

Around this same time Gary crawled into the room. He was looking forward to having another normal day when he saw his hole-filled owner. "Hiya Gary!" said SpongeBob. "I wrote a story about you! Wanna hear it?"

The cute little snail couldn't help but widen his eyes at the thought of a story starring him written by the person he loved the most. He jumped up and then down, sputtering out a "Meow!" in the process.

SpongeBob led Gary to the former's favorite seat, the bottom of which resembled a usual yet perky red and white life ring. After they took a seat, SpongeBob flipped through the covers of the stories before he came to Gary's story. "Ah, here we go!"

He read aloud the title. "The Oh-So Secret Super Snail Spy!" He then began to read the story out loud.

………

Once there was a secret undercover spy, his name was Agent Gary. He had the head of a snail but could walk like a human, since he had human hands, arms, legs, and feet. He had epic spy gadget gear that stuck inside his suitcase, lined up like neatly organized paperwork. Next to him in the office was his goofy sidekick, named Agent SquarePants (that's me!). In front of them was their boss, named Boss Krabs, who had an unique interest in money.

"Gary and Spongy me boys," he began. "we have Plankton trying to seek after the Krabby Patty secret formula again. And this time, he's got some backup. He has a robot version of himself named Plank-Bot 6000. Are you capable to being able to stop them?"

"Oh we are indeed Mr. Krabs, isn't that right Agent SquarePants?" Agent Gary asked.

"Indubitably." Agent SquarePants replied, resisting the urge to call the snail nicknames.

After that they got in their own cool invisible boatmobile (which yes, DID have Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stickers on it), drove to the Krusty Krab, and parked their invisible boatmobile in the empty and ominous parking lot. The sky was dark like a black void, though thankfully it shined thanks to the help of adorable little stars in the sky.

Agent Gary and Agent SquarePants burst into the Krusty Krab. In there were all sorts of obstacles, including lasers, spikey floors, a pool of lava, and a gang of four thugs.

"Be careful Agent SquarePants," Agent Gary started.

"Oh believe me, I'm as careful and ready as I can be." Agent SquarePants. It was clear in his eyeballs that there was truly readiness, determination, and general epic was ready to be unleashed.

And well what do you know, they got through every obstacle with flowing ease. Lasers? Jumped through, landed safely, turned off. Pool of lava? Jumped across. Gang of four thugs? Zapped….with an sparkling electric ring.

Finally they were at the door of Mr. Krabs' office. When he closed down the Krusty Krab, he went back home into his secret underground lair. Plankton used that opportunity to try to sneak into Mr. Krabs' office during this particular night. When they got in the office though, they found Plankton kissing the secret formula, while Plank-Bot 6000 was holding and reading a book that looked like the religious ones one would see at weddings. Could it be that Plankton would attempt to marry the secret formula, or was he just being overexcited?

"Aww, did Plankton and Karen divorce?" Agent SquarePants asked. He then felt a small bump to his arm delivered by his main man/sidekick, delivering back to focus.

"PLANKTON!" He utters.

"Ah, Agent SquarePants, it's good to see you again." Plankton responded. "Didn't expect you to come at this time of night."

"Well we don't have time to talk about our day, because we're taking that formula back Plankton." Agent Gary said with a threatening look.

"Well, you certainly are determined." Plankton replied sarcastically before proceeding to turn to Plank-Bot 6000.

"GET THEM!"

Plank-Bot 6000 followed demands quite smoothly, as it immediately jumped to the two agents to attack it with its lasers. Before it could attack however, it felt a hand do a karate chop into its neck. It was a strong karate chop too, so as soon as it felt that powerful combat move, its eyes started flashing between its natural eye color electric red and no light at all. Smoke started blasting from its body and it shook for a few moments. Before you knew it, it was knocked out.

"Huh. Guess I should've stuck with my original plan to make it bigger." Plankton remarked as he shrugged.

As soon as that was out of the way, Agent Gary and Agent SquarePants grabbed the secret formula, made their way past Plankton and to the vault where said secret formula was supposed to live in.

"Hey hey WAIT! GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!" Plankton yelled after them but they didn't listen, not one bit. They both epically opened the vault thanks to Gary's smarts (he certainly did have experience with opening vaults). When they did manage to open it though, there was something already inside it. It was black, round circle with something stick out of the top. It looked like a rope on fire.

"Oh yeah," Plankton began. "I planted a bomb in that vault to blow it up to that Krabs would have no safe place to put it. Aren't I just a genius? Now put that thing back where it came from so no one gets hurt."

Plankton then bounced with full might over to where the agents were. He then threw the bomb back into the vault. Plankton had a stupidly sly grin on his face, he thought he could get away with it, but he should've known better. Because before he was able to shut the vault door, the bomb reached its end and blew up. Suddenly an explosion appeared, with minacious, heavy puffs of air coming out of the top in the process.

After that, everyone was shown to be alright aside from black dirt across their faces from the bomb. Well, all except Plankton. "Ouch." was all he could reply with.

And what you might ask happened with the safe? Thankfully it remained okay. That safe was a pretty well-built and indestructible safe, meaning that anything that happened inside it would not harm the safe itself. Plankton should have learned this by now, but what can a underwater sea fella do?

Back at Chief Krabs' office the very next day, he was almighty proud of his spies for doing so satisfactory on their mission. He made him feel even more like a heavily paid full- time boss than ever before.

"Well done me boys!" He exclaimed to them. "Thanks to your hard work, the secret formula is safe again." He turned to Agent Gary, who was standing with a glazed look on his face.

"And especially thanks to you Agent Gary, for taking over the part of Agent Tentacles who is currently out sick." That wasn't actually true at all; Squidward just got tired of the spy business and decided to fake being sick just so he could take time off for himself. That was ideal to him.

Agent Gary look at Chief Krabs and beamed. "It's been an honor sir." He proclaimed proudly.

"Say, how about a free visit to the Krusty Krab in celebration of this victory?" Chief Krabs suggested.

"But Chief Krabs, I already work at the Krusty Krab!" Agent SquarePants said.

"I don't care! It's free!" Chief Krabs replied.

There was a pause for an extremely brief moment before the three of them all burst out in laughter. SpongeBob's laugh being the iconic, bright and happy "baa-haa-haa-haa-haa", Chief Krabs' gruff yet goofy "arg arg arg arg arg", and Gary's laugh being more British-sounding, almost like he actually came from said country. It was truly a wonderful day.

"No but seriously, you're really going to have to pay for your visit."

……….

"So how did you like that story Gar-Bear?" SpongeBob asked, awaiting a response.

Quick and happy, Gary responded with a "meow", one which told SpongeBob he liked the story he was just read.

"Awww I'm glad to hear that Gary!" SpongeBob replied joyfully. "Maybe I should write a sequel, where Agent SquarePants and Agent Gary go overseas to return a lost treasure chest back to its rightful owner. However the island the land on is owned by the same man who owns Evil Lagoon, and then we must go up against him to save the treasure!"

SpongeBob then let out a squeal, an unusually excited one at that. "I just got a new idea! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" He then proceeded to dash to his writing table again, creative juices now flowing in his brain.

When SpongeBob got to the table, Gary looked at him writing away and smiled. A happy SpongeBob was already great enough, but an overly joyful and creative SpongeBob who shared his unique and fun ideas with the world? Now that, that is one of many ideal owners for Gary.

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Happy New Years everybody! This was such a fun story for write. Like I stated in the summary, this will be updated on an irregular basis but it should be completed in its entirety by this year. Even so, please be patient with updates. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Politely expressed feedback is appreciated!