Chapter 37: You Can't Bear the Bottle

At the top of Mickeyjunk Mountain, where the Thinner Jug is, the Jug was replaced with Merida's mirror prison. The three Dictators and Big Blot Pete are close to the prison and are waiting for the Toonateers to arrive.

"What's taking them so long?" BlotToon Ortensia said while fanning herself with her green fan.

"How long have you been carrying that fan with you?" BlotToon Mickey asks.

"How long have you been carrying that present with you?" BlotToon Ortensia sarcastically.

"Touché."

"I swear, you Ink Demons! When I get out of here, I will shoot you through the hearts with my arrows," Merida pounding her fists to get out of her prison.

"Oh, hush up, Bear Princess of Arrows!" BlotToon Oswald continued. "Your knights in shining armor will save you soon. Plus, we are heartless."

"I don't need a man to save me. I can bust myself out without a problem."

"I hate to break it to you, yet I love to. But you can only escape there if you have thousands of Guardians to get out of that."

"You're kidding, right?"

"I love to kid, but now is not the time. We want you Disney Princesses out of our hair because you are no use to us anymore. We got everything we wanted from you."

"The Essences of our Hearts?"

"Exactly."

The Toonateers arrive at the Jug Battle.

BM then said, "You finally came. We've waited so long that we must deal with the Ireland Princess's foreign language."

"I'm Scottish, you Mickey Imposter!" Merida yelled.

"Scottish or Irish, who cares?! Every accent sounds the same."

"Uh, no, they don't," Tintley commented.

"Uh, yes, they do. People can mistake an accent for a different one-Gah! Don't change the subject."

"Hey, wait? Where's the Thinner Jug?! What did you guys do with it?" Oswald said.

"If you're so eager, then you'll never know," said BOswald.

"How about we make a deal so we can all get what we want?" BOrtensia asks.

"And end up as Big Bad Pete?! As if!" Ortensia said.

"Here's how the deal is going to be. If you hand over the Guardian Fairies: We'll give your Disney Princesses back," BlotToon Oswald gesturing to Merida's mirror prison.

"Give you the present back," said BlotToon Mickey, showing Mickey's birthday present for Oswald in his hands.

"Along with your Gremlin friend here," BlotToon Ortensia pulls out Prescott from behind her and holds him on the back line.

"Prescott!" said the three Toonateers and Gus.

"You came…for me," Prescott mumbled.

"Your poor friend here has been through so much because a certain someone wouldn't give him appreciation," BlotToon Ortensia continued while cradling Prescott. "Did you know that it was Small Pete who sabotaged to Projectors, but Prescott took the blame so that he could show you how capable he is? Thanks to the Mad Doctor's manipulation, I guess it went too far."

Gus begins to feel guilty while Mickey says, "I did a hunch he wouldn't have done it."

"As very temping the deal is, Turpley and I won't go with you," said Tintley.

"Why do you continue to ignore our offer? We want to reunite you with their families," said BM.

"Our families?! Mother Angel, Papa Devi L, the Ang-Tint Tribe, and the Devi-Turp Clan?! What have you done to them?!" Turpley yelled.

"If you want to find out, you should come with us."

"Never!"

"Try to make it easy for the both of us. Big Blot Pete, take out the bottle that they can't bear with."

Big Blot Pete takes a Mor'du Mac bottle and throws it at the battlefield. When it breaks, it shows ink inside it. But it then morphs and grows into BlotToon Mor'du with a red bow and arrow as his Heart.

After roaring at the Toonateers, Ortensia commented, "Ew! BlotToon Bear breathe."

After Oswald shocks BlotToon Mor'du with his remote, the villain ink bear starts to charge at the Toonateers to bare his teeth on them.

Mickey, Oswald, and Ortensia fight off the boss while BlotToon Mickey says, "How you're so stubborn to reject our offer? We want to return what is yours. We can't stand these rowdy Disney Princesses and their nagging."

"Who are you calling rowdy?! And how many times do I have to tell you?! I don't nag," Merida annoyed.

"Shut it, Prissy Redhead McNaggerson!"

"Again, I'm Scottish!"

"See?! You're doing it again! How do you deal with these kinds of women, Mickey?"

Mickey is seen using his Paintbrush by putting it in the jaw of BlotToon Mor'du to prevent the beast from eating him as he is on top of him.

"I'm a bit busy right here," Mickey shouted.

Ortensia then uses her drill hands to attack BlotToon Mor'du's back.

"What's his back made of?! Bare steel?!" she commented.

"I think we should stop with bear puns, honeybunch," Oswald said, trying to BlotToon Mor'du on the tail to save his brother.

"That was barely a pun, honeybunny."

"Ortensia, seriously. How do we even defeat ten men strengthen bear like this?!" Turpley pokes BlotToon Mor'du's eyes for Mickey to get free.

"Like in the movie, Mor'du was crushed by a pillar rock," said Mickey.

"Woah, that sounds intense. Even for me."

"Do we need to make a pillar?" Tintley asks.

"Ugh! This is getting impatient. I'll give them a hand," said BlotToon Ortensia.

She prepares to throw Prescott by spinning him fast in circles.

"GAAAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled before being thrown.

Toonateers has BlotToon Mor'du cornered to the edge of the battlefield. Prescott screamed before ramming into the BlotToon Monster Bear's face, which startled the Toonateers. The impact made BlotToon Mor'du fall off the edge and Prescott land in Mickey's arms. The Toonateers and Prescott look down at where he landed.

Once a sharp stabbing sound was heard, they expressed disgust before Tintley said, "Oooh, I felt that."

"Thank you," Prescott cried before hugging Mickey.

"You're welcome," Mickey responds while holding him in his hands.

"Prescott, what did they do to you?!" Gus continued. "You look like you haven't eaten, slept, bath, been in sunlight, or gone to the laundry mat and the dry cleaners since you became their prisoner."

"Well, you ain't have to worry no longer. We make sure you're going to recover back at Dark Beauty Castle," said Oswald, placing his hand on Prescott's head to comfort him.

"Uh? The three Dictators and their mind-controlled cat gorilla are gone," Turpley said, noticing the enemy was gone.

"What?! Oh, litter boxes," Ortensia is disappointed when the Toonateers see only Merida's mirror prison in the Thinner Jug's former place.

After an explosion was heard, thousands of Guardians came from the edge to free Merida, make her prison gone, and carry her to the Toonateers.

"Merida, you're alright," said Mickey, handing Prescott to Oswald and going over to her.

"Eh, I would've busted out of that prison in no time. But thanks for coming over to find me," said Merida while taking Mickey's hands in gratitude.

After Oswald smells Prescott, he says, holding him away from himself, "Gaak! I'll get the guards to prepare a bath for you, Prescott. You didn't have a shower in 23 years."

As the Toonateers, Merida, and Prescott leave, the three Dictators poke their heads out from the edges of the battlefield to watch them go.

"Finally! That crimson and clover Princess is gone. I could barely understand what she was saying," said BlotToon Mickey.

"According to her profile, Merida is Scottish," BlotToon Oswald, holding a grey tablet with the Epic Mickey logo.

"So, Scotts and Irish are both redheads and have a taste in green?"

"That's kinda offensive, BM. Not all of them are into red and green."

"It's just curiosity, BOswald."

Big Blot Pete shows up with BlotToon Mor'du's red bow and arrow Heart.

"Good boy, BBP. Here's a treat," said BOrtensia, taking out a mackerel and throwing it into his mouth.

After he hands the Heart to her, he eats the fish happily. She places the Heart in the suitcase.

"Two more Hearts to go so we can gain our final forms, and our friend will be free," said BlotToon Ortensia.

"I hope Mickey will take my words seriously. I know deep down that he's pressured and guilty for his fellow Disney folk. I can free him from his struggles," said BlotToon Mickey.

"We're supposed to be Heartless, yet we can't help feeling sorrowful for all of the Disney Toons. But they won't have to fret any longer. They'll soon be free from the Disney Company," said BlotToon Oswald.

The three Dictators and Big Blot Pete get on the field so BM can get his hands to enlarge. He claws the floor twice to open an ink portal.

"I love these new powers I gained from our friend," he commented before the others went in it.