Chapter 40: Taming the Roaring Thinner Flame of Blot

On the Blotty Roger, the three Dictators are playing Yo Ho from the Pirates of the Caribbean while Big Blot Pete blows into a pipe organ that has instruments attached to it.

The three Dictators: Yo ho, yo ho, a BlotToon's life for me [They take out their guitar, accordion, and fiddle to play along.]

The Toonateers blindly help us to get our loot. [BM uses his tail to pull down pictures of the BlotToon Lieutenants, but two are X out.]

Sing now me 'earties, yo ho [Coming out of the deck are more BlotToons who dance to the song.]

Soon, we will give the Humans the Heavenly boot. [The Three Dictators then go over to a mannequin of Walt Disney to kick it off the deck.]

Sing now me 'earties, yo ho [The BlotToons lock arms together as they stomp their feet.]

BlotToon Mickey: Yo ho, yo ho, a BlotToon's life for me [BlotToon Mickey then waves a flag with the Blot Heart on it.]

All Essences of the Purest and Darkest Hearts are ours to keep. [He opens his hands for the ink to morph into 17 Hearts before clapping them together so they pop.]

Dance now me 'earties, yo ho [The male BlotToons hold their hats as they kick forward.]

All the Humans will be put in forever sleep [BM takes out a bobblehead Roy Disney to crush it into his hands.]

Dance now me 'earties, yo ho [The lady BlotToons hold their dresses as they spin.]

BlotToon Oswald: Yo ho, yo ho, a BlotToon's life for me [BlotToon Oswald puts his accordion on his ears for them to play it.]

Our grand and master plan will be a victory ignite [He takes BlotToon Ortensia by the hips to boogie together.]

BlotToon Ortensia: Rejoice me 'earties, yo ho [The three Dictators come together with their backs turned.]

All Toons of forget and remember will get a heck of a fright. [They return to BM, turning into Thinner Mickey, which scares the BlotToons to hide and Big Blot Pete to shiver.]

The three Dictators: Rejoice me 'earties, yo ho [He turns back to normal so a rope can fall to him, BOswald and BOrtensia.]

Yo ho, yo ho, a BlotToon's life for me [They take hold of it so they can go up to the crow's nest.]

Yaharrgh! [Once they landed in it, they took out swords to clash them together, thus ending the song.]

"Ahoy, BlotToon Dictators! Eerie waves parting on the port vow," Animatronic Hook shouted.

"Huh?" the three Dictators, confused.

They look down, their eyes in stretched shock when they see the sea parting into a path. But what surprised them was seeing the Toonateers on the Remote Oswald Jeep while taking the course to go after them.

"What the-?! Hey! That's a violation of the laws of nature!" said BlotToon Mickey.

"This is the Cartoon Wasteland. The laws don't abide by nature," said Oswald.

"He has a point. Real-world logical explanations can't touch Cartoon places," said BlotToon Oswald.

"Okay, Loseteers. Since you like to break natural laws, two can play that game," said BlotToon Ortensia before ringing the bell.

Because of the bell sound, BlotToon Te Ka, with the red Heart of Te Fiti, came out from the seas with Thinner Flames surrounding her.

"Yep, that's breaking it alright," Turpley commented.

When BlotToon Te Ka chases after the Remote Oswald Jeep from behind, Oswald says, "Yipe! I'll give that BlotToon what for if it tries to hurt my newborn child."

"Child?! It's your Remote that can shape into a vehicle," Ortensia confused.

"But the main problem is how will we take down this Gia Giant of Thinner Flames?! I'll be in Mickey's pocket if you need me," Tintley was scared that she went back down to hide.

"Gaah! Tintley, that wasn't my pocket," Mickey startled.

"Oswald, see if you can push some buttons to help," Gus said.

By pushing one, the radio says, "We now begin our 1 hour of chase music."

When it plays, Oswald said, "Eh, we'll roll with it. How about this one?"

After pressing a button, two hotdogs with mustard dispense out.

"Hotdogs!" Mickey and Oswald happily before taking one and eating them.

"Really?! You men and your appetite!" Ortensia complained.

"You can't fight an enemy on an empty stomach. Ozzie-san, can you see if it can dispense soda pops," said Mickey, licking the mustard off his hands.

"Let's find out," said Oswald, wiping his mouth before pushing another button.

Due to a button being pushed, a Mickey cannon similar to Prescott's mouse-looking turret from Epic Mickey 2 came out of the trunk while aiming at BlotToon Te Ka.

"Whoops, wrong button again," said Oswald.

"Wait! That's it! Mickey, use it to attack the flame monster," said Gus.

"On it," said Mickey, unbuckling and taking hold of the canon aiming and firing gear.

"And since it takes int Paint and Thinner, allow Turpley and me," said Tintley, making her hands glow blue, and Turpley's goes green.

Because of their action, it fuels up with Paint and Thinner.

"I'm ready—time to cool her down with Paint. A couple of shots to her Heart," said Mickey before firing Paint Balls at BlotToon Te Ka's Heart.

After she shrieks from the hits, she opens her hands for giant molten rocks to form and throws them at the Toonateers.

"Oh, dear! Molten rocks come this way," Gus shouted.

"Keep the ride steady, Oswald," said Ortensia, standing on her seat and morphing her hands into sledgehammers.

With it, she hits the rocks for some to fall apart or get hit back at BlotToon Te Ka.

"Alright. Give it a splash of Paint! And then a molten pow to the face," Turpley cheered.

But some of the molten rocks went ahead of them to block some parts of the path.

"Cracking carrots! Hold on tight, everyone," said Oswald, turning the wheel over to avoid hitting the rocks.

But this causes Ortensia to fall into her seat, and her feet are left out while Mickey holds onto the cannon with Tintley and Turpley holding onto his ears. Gus is looking fine since he still has his seatbelt on.

"We need more Paint," said Tintley.

"Here you are," said Gus, holding a Pain Can.

Quickly, Tintley drinks it to fuel up the Mickey cannon.

"Keep at it, Mickey. She's almost done for," said Gus.

"Wait! Where's Moana?! I don't see her anywhere," said Mickey.

"Look! On its head," said Turpley.

Everyone sees Moana's mirror prison by looking at the top of BlotToon Te Kai's head. Moana is holding her mouth while encountering motion sickness from BlotToon Te Kai's movement.

"The Disney Princess doesn't look too good," Tintley commented.

"Moana isn't a fan of riding things high up," said Mickey.

"There's got to be some button to allow me to give a hand during a drive," said Oswald, using his ear to push a button.

This made Ortensia's seat go up while she screamed, "OSWALD!"

"Sorry, honeybunch," he responds, pushing the button again for her to return.

When she does, she slaps her husband in the face while Mickey, Gus, and Turpley try to hold in their laughter.

"Okay, this time I got it," said Oswald, pushing another button.

But it dispenses a bouquet tied in a pink bow which Ortensia takes and says, "Maybe I'll forgive you if you find the right one to help us out."

"How about this one?"

This makes the turret go back into the trunk for a giant rocket firework to come out and fire.

"Uh-oh," said BlotToon Te Ka before the rocket touched her.

The impact caused her to explode into a beautiful and colorful firework show. Oswald parks the jeep so the Toonateers can watch.

"Oooh… Aaaah…" they said, amazed.

"It's official. I hereby dubbed my newborn baby, Oswald Jr. 401st," Oswald said before kissing the wheel.

"Really?" Ortensia and Turpley questioned and arms-crossed.

"Or Ozzieremotor?"

"That's better."

When the Toonateers got off the "Ozzieremotor," Oswald pressed a button to turn back into his Remote. The Guardians in BlotToon Te Ka's Heart appear before the Toonateers with Moana's mirror prison. They make it disappear for Moana to be free. Mickey lifted his hand to take hers as she gently floated down to the ground.

"Moana of Motunui, by the power of my Paintbrush that allows me to part the seas, your safety brought me relief," said Mickey.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. " If you excuse me, I need to puke," said Moana.

She quickly goes behind a molten rock, and her regurgitating is heard. The Toonateers looked disgusted by the sounds.

"Poor Disney Princess," Tintley was concerned.

"I wonder how long she was on top of that BlotToon," said Mickey.

"Probably long enough for her to take a while to stop," said Oswald.

"We have to stop it before it worsens," said Ortensia.

"I'll get the anti-vomiting serum," said Gus, going through his pouch.

"Make it quick, Gus. I think some of it flows into the scene," said Turpley.

While they mind their business, the three Dictators watch them from telescopes at the crow's nest.

"Wow. For a Rabbit with an electric persona, he knows how to blow things up with flaming yet beautiful flare. Hehe, he's my type of guy. Too bad, I'm loyal to my love," said BOswald.

"How does that unfit counterpart of mine break that kind of rock without cracking up?" said BOrtensia.

"She's a Toon. Toons tend to break any laws against logic and nature," said BM.

When the black Heart of Te Fifi lands on BM's face, he looks unfazed and says, "Inhumane, uncleansed, irritation, unhinged."

He hands the Heart to BOrtensia before jumping off the crow's nest to summersault and landing perfectly on his feet at the bowsprit. With his hands enlarging his claws, he scratches before him for a vast ink portal to open up for the Blotty Roger to enter.