Wedding Chapel
December 24 - 12:15 am
Downtown Corneria
The clock has just striked midnight over Corneria. Christmas Eve had just commenced.
Fox and Krystal are attending the vows with getting married.
There is various dancing shown for about two minutes, shared between the now, married couple.
Jessica Simpson's "I Wanna Love You Forever" plays throughout the two-minute sequence.
Also present are their fellow Star Fox and Star Wolf comrades.
Falco, Slippy, Leon, Panther, Ahopper, Sphera, Katt, Fara, Burno and Dee Dee are attending the proceedings as well.
The whole chapel is decked out with Christmas interior, over the dark, overcast skies of Corneria, glowing moon from the outside of the chapel.
After an hour of celebration of dancing and gourmet? It was time to get serious.
The officiant had just walked out from a set of double doors. The vow was about to be made.
"Ladies and Gentlemen..." The officiant had started his itinerary.
"Here we go..." Leon said, adjusting his suit.
"Shsssh!" Falco retorted.
"We are here today, gathered on this lovely Christmas Eve, the everlasting marriage between Fox McCloud and Krystal McCloud." The officiant continued.
"Messed up his lines." Leon whispered.
"Yeah, he did." Falco whispered in response, ignoring Leon and just agreeing with him, to further prevent any interruption.
Various shots are shared between all of the twelve attendees.
As the man continued his speech, there is a set of headlights emitting overhead of the building.
Krystal moves her lips, skeptical of the glare outside, as it was pitch black outside on Christmas Eve.
It doesn't catch Fox's attention as the officiant continued with the wedding.
All of the various arwings and wolfens, everyone had come in were parked outside the chapel.
"Fox. Krystal. The various things, you two have done together...is...well..."
"Innumerable to count. Me and Fox have fended off intruders from Corneria, such as when the Aparoids attacked the Lylat System for one." Krystal interrupted.
"The floor is yours Krystal, if you like to give out a speech, go right on ahead." The official said, giving Krystal a microphone.
Krystal hesitated for a second, noticing a flicker of light from a window, in the pitch, black darkness.
"Without Fox McCloud, I wouldn't be here today. Fox McCloud saved my life and I have done the same thing for him, for everything we've been through." Krystal said after the quick pause.
"I love Krystal. And this marks the greatest day of my life and surely I would love to spend it together, with her for the rest of my life." Fox said.
Silence for a few seconds.
"We've been through a lot..." Fox said.
A montage from the past 99 episodes of the show began playing.
Montage Of The Past 99 Episodes
"FALCO!" Fox cried out.
"One more wrong move and I'll kill your best friend!" Bulletstrane exclaimed.
"Who are you?" Ahopper asked, looking puzzled.
"My name is Captain Falcon and I don't like you rendering havoc over Corneria." Falcon replied.
"FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon exclaimed, hitting Dave in the chest, sending him into a wall.
"Hey there, hot stuff." Katt said.
Sphera froze in fear.
"Where you going?" Katt retorted.
"We're the bad guys here? You didn't even know our home planet existed, until we came here!" Ms. Burr blurted out to Fox.
"You are officially insane." Falco said, rolling his eyes.
"Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt but, I've been meaning to say hi to you for awhile. It's just kinda tricky to do it, with all of this calamity going on." Fara said.
"Are you jealous of Krystal, Fara?" Fox asked.
"Of course not!" Fara snapped back, showing the conversation between the three on Sauria.
"Did you find out anything about your dad, Wolf?" Dee Dee asked back on season three in Meteo.
"Yes. Hopefully we will once, we get to Pigma's abandoned base." Wolf replied.
"Don't take me lightly." Barbara replied.
"Yeah, okay Ms. Afterthought." Spencer retorted.
"WHY YOU!" Barbara yelled swatting Spencer into the ground.
"SPENCER!" Kabite cried out.
"I mean come on babe. Artificial food coloring?" Mindrad said looking at the cookies with Darcy Adena.
"Are Spencer and Kabite alive..." Katt said, to a shaken-up Falco.
"...Yes." Falco said, bursting into tears and crying and holding Katt in his arms.
"You're names are Spencer and Kabite...right?" Ms. Burr asked at the post credits scene of season four.
"Yes." Spencer said, gawking at Ms. Burr, Headjacked and Carla.
"Do you want me to bite-size these fools?" Kabite asked.
"Can I help you?" Spencer asked.
"I have a business proposition for you." Ms. Burr said.
"JUSTO!" Terry "Test" Conners yelled, giving Justin Pepper a hug at the graduation ceremony in season four.
"Justin's dead." Domogo Zinn replied, coldly.
"What!?" Test cried over the phone.
"Wendy and Vince Pepper found him, completely unconscious in their house. He didn't wake up. He did in his sleep." Dom replied.
"DOM! THIS COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO JUSTIN!" Terry cuts him off.
"Carter, you destroyed my home planet..." Krystal said, breathing heavily in response.
"Yes, I did, and it was a complete accident!" Carter cried out.
"I won't forgive you for that..." Krystal replied, glaring intently at Carter.
"I lost my dad...you have no idea, what I've been through." Lucy said to Dee Dee.
"You need to lose that attitude." Dee Dee replied.
"Whatever. Talk about being a book smart nerd." Lucy replied.
"That's nothing to be ashamed of. Your Father would be ashamed of you." Dee Dee deadpanned.
"I may have lost my staff Fox. But I know I'll get it back." Krystal smiled.
"Uhh..." Fox said, at a loss of words.
"Come on Fox. We just saved the world again." Krystal said, kissing and making out with Fox on the top of his arwing.
Concluded Montage
The montage had finally concluded.
"My life with the Star Fox team has been everlasting and I wish to do the same here with Fox McCloud." Krystal said.
"Fair enough. Fox McCloud...do you take Krystal McCloud to be your lovely, endearing wife for the rest of your life?" The officiant asked.
"I do." Fox said.
"Krystal McCloud, do you wish to do the same with your husband, for the rest of your life?" The officiant asked.
"I do." Krystal nodded in response.
"I now pronounce you, both man and wife. You may now kiss the wife." The officiant said, closing his book.
The whole group sitting behind Fox and Krystal, applauds in response.
Fox and Krystal share a kiss and make out, front and center in the chapel.
The celebration was cut short.
There is a sudden outburst, of vroom vroom sounds emitting from outside the vicinity.
"Hey everybody!" A female voice cried out in the distance.
Everyone responds with silence.
"AWWWW! WELL ISN'T THIS JUST A REALLY SWEET CELEBRATION! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN SWEETER!?" The female voice cried out.
"What?" Fox said.
"IS THT WE PUT AN END TO THIS!" The female voice ordered.
Silence is heard from everyone.
Explosions and fire lights up, shakes and violently destroys various glass windows, outside of the chapel.
The whole squad is sent crashing to the floor.
"What in the world!?" Burno exclaimed.
A feminine evil laugh can be heard outside as smoke builds up from the damaged chapel.
The doors of the chapel are blown off.
"ALRIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HOW ARE YOU GUYS!?" An obnoxious New Jersey accent from a female is heard.
"Oh, great. Who's this little girl?" Panther said, staggering to get back on his feet.
"Who are you!?" Slippy exclaimed.
"Oh...WHAT WAS THAT?!" The Jersey girl retorted.
Silence is heard from everyone as Krystal glares at the voice.
Krystal couldn't see her but, staggers back up to her feet and takes a few steps closer to the voice.
"Did you seriously just ASK me, with who am I?!" The female Jersey voice cried out.
"YES! Yes, we did! Who are you!?" Ahopper retorted.
"It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that I got some back-up! BOYS!? NOW!" The jersey girl voice cried out.
Suddenly five other figures, one female and four other men storm through the vicinity.
Punches, kicks and shoves are exchanged between the Star Fox and the unknown assailants, breaking into the chapel.
Krystal locks eyes with the female coyote - that started the intrusion.
She was a plan, albino-all white colored fur coyote.
"My name is...Violet. Violet Myers Bossman." Violet proclaimed herself.
Krystal was no more than, a few steps away from her.
Violet Myers Bossman's Bio
Age: 38
Species: White Coyote (with a Jersey accent)
"Boss..Boss..we are making mincemeat of these, little boys here." Ben uttered.
"Ugh!" Panther cried out in pain, after being slammed into the wall by Ben.
Ben Whitaker's Bio
Age: 36
Species: Grey Doberman
"Hey there Panther...are you happy to see me again?" Ben laughed.
"B-Ben What are you doing here?! What's the meaning of this!?" Panther cried out exclaimed, gasping at seeing Ben Whitaker, again.
"Yeah, you remember how I used to steal money from Preston Pantoliano back in Middle School!? Hahahaha!" Ben laughed, once more.
"Of course, I do!" Panther exclaimed.
Ben sucker punched Panther in the gut.
"Yeah, and I stole money from you too, as well if I'm not mistaken." Ben responded, glaring at Panther.
"You...you..." Panther yelped in pain.
"You what?" Ben retorted, kneeling down at the fallen Panther.
"You scourge! I won't settle for this!" Panther said, somehow mustarding strength back up.
Ben simply shoved Panther back down.
"Ahhh!" Panther yelled, gripping his chest, falling down.
Violet glares over to Krystal.
"Awww..look who's decided to come up to me, face to face boss." Violet Bossman said, locking eyes with Krystal.
"I know." The man next to Violet replied.
"Boss? Who are you supposed to be? Your boyfriend?" Leon retorted, standing next to Krystal.
"That's my Dad for your information!" Violet retorted.
"My name is Coyote Bossman. Also known as Cai. And I'm the leader of this joint! I run this show!" The white coyote called out.
Coyote "Cai" Bossman's Bio
Age: 58 (Violet's father - leader of The Coyote Pack)
Species: White Coyote with gold specs
"You just had to ask..." Falco said, shaking his head at the whole group, barging in and making their name.
Just as Falco and Leon glared at one another, another member of The Coyote Pack interrupted the scuffle.
"Hey Falco...it's been a while." A wolf with a sombrero said, being lifted up and looking at Falco.
"Billy!?" Falco gasped.
"You know him?" Leon replied with a skeptic look.
"I've had some histories with him." Falco replied.
"And that's with the Hot Rodders as well!" The grey wolf said, yanking and throwing his sombrero on the ground.
Billy Cabano's Bio
Age: 36
Species: Grey Wolf (wears a sombrero)
A big black fur-colored coyote had knocked Fox McCloud on the ground.
"FOX!" Dee Dee cried out.
"He's out cold!" Slippy yelled.
Slippy tried to resuscitate Fox.
Fox had a concussion after being knocked over, by the heavy-set black coyote.
"Who are you!?" Dee Dee exclaimed.
"Game over. Reset reality." The black coyote responded, firmly.
Derrell Dexemis's Bio
Age: 40
Species: Black Coyote (the only words he can say are "Game over. Reset reality.")
"FOX!" Krystal said, trying to jump past the broken-down objects on the ground, to her newly proposed husband.
"Where do you think YOU'RE going!?" Violet deadpanned.
"Hey! You haven't let me introduce myself! My name is Saddie!" The black and white colored coyote called out, standing in front of Krystal.
Krystal rolls her eyes, not wanting to hear another word.
"And this is Sadie's world!" Saddie cried out, motioning and twirling a finger in the air, in front of Krystal.
Sandra "Saddie's Maystar's Bio
Age: 39
Species: Black & White Coyote
"Awww...take a look at Krystal, Saddie." Violet said.
"I know. Krystal thinks she's a real star. She looks like Princess Atta." Saddie replied, mocking her.
"Krystal!" Slippy cried out.
Krystal turns around to see Fox was knocked out in the attack.
"Fox is knocked out cold. He can't move." Slippy said.
Slippy, Falco and Leon help Fox back up to his feet. He was completely unconscious.
"Alright! EVERYONE SHUT UP! I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!" Violet exclaimed.
Krystal wasn't having any of it.
"We're the The Coyote Pack! And were here the make a mess of things and ruin your wedding!" Violet said in delight.
"You got that right." Ahopper deadpanned.
"I'm sorry but, you did just say something?"
Ahopper rolls her eyes at Violet.
"I'm sorry but, did YOU just say something to me!?" Violet cried out.
"I believe, she did." Saddie replied, gripping onto Violet's right arm.
"Yes, she did!" Slippy retorted, getting defensive of his own wife.
"Ahhh...who are you supposed to be?" Violet said, getting in Slippy's face.
"My name is Slippy Toad and were the-" Slippy said, before Violet interrupts her.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just say your name WAS Slippy? Saddie, did he just say his name was Slippy?" Violet said turning to Saddie.
"I believe he did. He looks like a Luther." Saddie added.
"Yeah, okay. Let's call him Luther. He looks like a Luther." Violet said, woo'ing in delight and slapping Saddie's hand in glee.
"What is your problem, seriously?" Krystal said shoving Violet.
There is a crowd of ooohh's.
"I'm going to pretend; YOU didn't just do that. But...Saddie...didn't this girl...oh I'm sorry? Did Princess Atta try to say something to me?" Violet giggled.
"What is your problem, seriously!?" Krystal exclaimed.
"You see, you don't know anything about the Jersey Shore style. And you see Princess Atta, this is how we do things here, in Jersey. IT'S JERSEY SHORE STYLE! WOO!" Violet screamed.
Aircraft noise is heard outside the
"Oh, what is it now?!" Leon cried out in annoyance.
"Just when you think, things couldn't get worse..." A staggered Panther sighed in response.
The previous six past arwing-esque aircraft from the past two episodes, had landed in the chapel parking lot.
"What's that!?" Dee Dee cried out.
"Aww...sweetie. It's our reinforcements." Violet said.
Harold, Kurt, Stanley, Wrecks, Candice and Stacy had showed up. No further words exchanged. The Star Fox & Star Wolf teams were too battered and bruised.
"SO YOU KNOW WHAT? Ladies and gentlemen, we're the Coyote Pack!" Violet cried out, standing in the middle of the destroyed chapel with the rest of her 12 teammates.
There were 12 members of The Coyote Pack.
"The Coyote Pack." Falco said, standing in front of Violet before Wrecks pushed him back.
"Yes. That's right, the Coyote Pack." Wrecks addressed.
"Boss...Boss...I'm sorry we were a little late with the proceedings. I hope we didn't miss out on anything." Harold said, asking Cai.
"You're little girlfriend, seems to be running to show here. Not you." Leon retorted.
"Do you have a problem with that!? I'll take you out, jersey shore style!" Violet screamed.
"Okay...that was funny the first time. Not so much now..." Leon deadpanned.
"Krystal. Krystal McCloud! I knew you were having a little celebration here tonight!" Violet exclaimed.
"Especially on Christmas Eve! Don't forget about that girl! That's right!" Saddie added.
"Yeah! Yeah! That's right!" Stacy joined into the conversation.
"Okay, so WHO are you?" Ahopper said, placing her right hand and lightly shoving Stacy.
"I have long legs and I'm a dangerous woman! I know how to use my legs and my guns!" Stacy acknowledging herself to Ahopper.
"I'm sorry, what?" Ahopper asked.
"I have long legs. And my legs are better looking than yours!" Stacy retorted.
"Okay...so. Let me get this straight!" Ahopper yelled.
"Yeah?" Stacy asked.
"Do you have ANY personality whatsoever other than you're the token, hot girl of your team!?" Ahopper screamed.
"Can I say something?" Cai asked Violet.
"No! No more foolin' here! Let me talk!" Violet interrupted him.
"She's done enough of it..." Dee Dee said, standing next to Falco and Leon.
Krystal stares down Violet.
"Krystal's mine." Violet said.
The two come, face to face with one another again.
"Hey Krystal! I have a little message I want to say to you." Violet added.
"I'm all ears." Krystal said glaring at you.
"Krystal? You. Yes, you. You were always a weak, subordinate woman to Fox McCloud." Violet said to her.
"No, I haven't. I never was." Krystal retorted.
"Actually, she's right." Saddie said.
"You see Krystal. Come on. Do you really think you're so special? You're about as weak and submissive as Elizabeth Smart." Violet said.
"Yeah, and even your husband knows that." Saddie added.
Krystal had enough.
Krystal slapped Saddie across the face, as hard as she could.
"Get off her!" Violet said, trying to pyre Krystal off Saddie.
Chaos ensues everywhere again.
"Krystal! Get off her!" Fara said, running up to help her.
"Never mind her. Why don't you worry about me, instead?" Candice Longmeyer said.
"Who are you? Never mind I-" Fara said, locking eyes with Candice, shifting her right hand in annoyance, not wanting anything to do with her.
"My name is Candice Longmeyer! And you and I are no different!" Candice yelled.
"Oh, yeah right. I'm not a freak like you!" Fara retorted.
"Yeah. No. You're not right! You're not an orphan like me!" Candice said, attempting to throw a right punch to Fara.
"Get her! Get her off me! Kurt! Restrain her!" Violet yelled.
"Get off me!" Krystal yelled, in Kurt's restrain.
"You're not going anywhere, sweetheart..." Kurt said, gripping Krystal around his arms, in his Jason Statham-esque voice.
Krystal low blowed Kurt.
Kurt fell down in pain.
"That's it! I had enough of this! Wrecks! Carry Fox's skinny body and let's get out of this joint!" Cai yelled, out getting tired of the unrest.
The fighting had suddenly, halted and come to a stop.
The 12 members of The Coyote Pack had made their way, out of the now heavily damaged wedding chapel.
"We're so out of here. And we got your husband. We'll see you later...Krystal. For now." Violet said, lightly tapping and patting Krystal on the head, happy in defeat of the scuffle.
"This was just a mess..." Sphera said, holding her right arm in pain.
Krystal got back up to her feet.
"HEY VIOLET! YOU JUST RUINED THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!" Krystal yelled.
Violet turned around to no response.
"WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR REAR BACK IN HERE AND COME FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL WOMAN!?" Krystal exclaimed.
"...No...I'll deal with you, later." Violet retorted.
"YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING ON ALL FRONTS! WE WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Krystal yelled, getting red.
Falco's eyes beam up - to see his best friend in Wrecks's arms.
"FOX!" Falco cried out.
"Game over. Reset reality." Derrell Dexemis said, shoving Falco down into Leon.
"Falco! Geez! What is yours's guys problems!?" Katt yelled.
"A thousand problems." Ahopper added.
"What do you want with Fox?" Sphera asked the group.
"If you must know, without Fox McCloud..." Ben said.
"The Star Fox team is nothing." Stanley interrupted.
"Why drag this out? What for?" Ahopper asked.
"What's our motive?" Candice asked.
"YES!" Falco cried out.
"We won't tell." Saddie giggled.
"The girls are really running the show here..." Leon sighed in response.
"Only adds, fuel to the fire." Dee Dee said to Leon.
A shot of Burno The Racoon is shown, being dead silent throughout the entire fight.
"So, if you must know..." Harold said.
"We'll be going now." Candice added.
"Ta-Ta!" Kurt mocked.
"See ya later! OH! And LUTHER!?" Saddie said turning around.
Slippy glared at Saddie.
"I got my eyes on you. Ha! I like you. I like you a lot Luther." Saddie winked to Slippy.
"What!?" Ahopper exclaimed to Saddie.
"Are you HIS boyfriend? I can't believe a man like Luther, chumps down on a worthless saddle like you. Bye." Saddie said, mocking Slippy and Ahopper.
"Bye, Panther. I'll be sure to steal, your lunch money. As usual." Ben said, leaving and walking out, leaving Panther in the dust.
"Ben..." Panther glared with his mouth gaped open, to his former friend turned bully.
The evil Coyote Pack members, each giggle and laugh as they had captured Fox McCloud and flew up - into parks unknown.
3 Hours Later
The remaining 11 Star Fox and Star Wolf members were battered and bruised.
It was late into Christmas morning. The sun was now rising at the crack of dawn.
It was about 6:30 am.
"I can't believe this..." Leon said.
"Neither can I. We're dealing with The Coyote Pack here." Sphera said.
"You...dealt with them before...Falco...?" Slippy asked Falco.
"Yes. Billy Cabano wasn't exactly...loud. He had a few choice of words and that was it." Falco replied.
"I'm afraid, Falco and I should tell you more about him..." Katt said.
"Hmm...like what?" Leon said, looking skeptical.
Just before another word can be uttered.
Smoke and a running engine, in the sky can be heard in the background.
A very familiar red-and-black Wolfen lands on the ground next to our heroes.
"Wait...is that..." Slippy said, looking up at the ship making a safe landing.
A very familiar, 6-foot 4 figure hops outs of the Wolfen.
It's Wolf O' Donnell.
"WOLF!" Sphera cried out.
"Wolf!?" Panther yelled.
"Wolf?! What are you doing here?!" Leon exclaimed, in shock of the former Star Wolf leader.
"To set the record straight." Wolf replied, ignoring Leon, not making eye contact with anyone and shutting the hatch to his aircraft, as hard as he could.
Silence is imposed from everyone.
"Where's Fox?" Wolf asked.
"The Coyote Pack took him." Burno said.
"What did you say, boy!?" Wolf exclaimed.
"A rogue of bandits, took him hostage and we only have names of the individuals, with what they go by." Dee Dee interrupted.
Wolf locks eyes with Dee Dee.
"We don't know where they took him. We don't know where they took Fox, Wolf. They call themselves The Coyote Pack." Dee Dee said, breathing heavily to Wolf.
"...The Coyote Pack." Wolf replied, after a few seconds of silence.
"Yes." Dee Dee replied.
"Well, this definitely isn't something I like to withstand hearing, on Christmas Eve." Wolf said, helping Dee Dee back up.
"Wolf..." Fara said, getting back up on her own.
Fara walks up to Wolf and gives him a hug.
"Wha...wha...thank you." Wolf said, gripping back Fara in response.
"I was...well..we were all worried about you." Fara said, letting go of the hug on Wolf.
Wolf locks eyes and shifts focus between Fara and Dee Dee.
"You guys are going to need my help." Wolf said.