This episode is going to be inspired by "The Lesson" in the last episode Naruto was sentenced to a week in detention. We'll be starting off on Friday, since Naruto has to show he's top dog in detention.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or "T.A.W.O.G"
But I will make adjustments to the show
"Human/normal talking"
'Human/normal Thinking/thoughts'
"Human/normal singing" + "Human phone calls/messaging"
"Demon/God talking"
'Demon/God thinking/thoughts'
'Writing'
"Duet singing"
"Singing"
Chur ghees, How was the last chapter? I had fun writing this one, because Naruto will be in detention. I read through your guys' reviews and to Blukmage19ModeN; in the episode "The Flower" Jealousy performed a spin kick and uttered "hadoken" it wasn't all that clear, but it was close enough to the move in "Street fighter".
MarTinez9, I read your review and I will be bringing Lust into future chapters so don't worry ghee.
Savio Emanuelle Perez Gomez (I hope I got that right.) I like reading your reviews especially, and I hate myself because I want to just skip to the episodes until they go into the world of the forgotten.
Chapter 7…
After the whole fiasco with Jealousy, he walked Penny, Darwin and Gumball home.
"If you were to become a zombie, who would you attack first out of all of us?" Naruto asked Penny who had to think about that.
"Hmmmmm, probably you Naru." Naruto was visibly shocked.
"Why me?!" Naruto asked, Gumball also wanted to know.
"Yeah, why him? And not me?" Gumball asked, Jealousy clearly soaked his words.
"I told you Gumball, I don't know how I feel about us. But I chose Naru because he has nine extra limbs." Penny giggled at the baffled looks the group of four (minus Penny) gave her.
"You traitor!" Naruto sneered mockingly.
"I'm stating facts, the more things to eat, the more my stomach fills up." Penny stated in a sing-song voice.
"Ok, new game." Darwin said. "How about "Never have I ever"?" Darwin suggested, Naruto didn't seem to mind, neither did the rest. "I'll go first. Never have I ever: Had your first kiss?" Darwin asked and everyone raised their hands.
'I bet you WOULD remember that HOT kiss, aye?' Lust said as she put emphasis on the "Would" and "Hot".
'Oh shut up Lust!' Penny bit back with annoyance cloaking her thoughts.
'Or what? You gonna kiss me too? Just so you know, I don't mind the opposite sex.' Lust taunted in a sing-song voice. Penny blushed, a thought popped in her head of her and Lust making out.
'Shut up, shut up. SHUT UP!' Penny shouted in her head but got erotic laughs back.
'Oh you're so cute when you're mad.' Lust continued to make fun of her.
'I'm going now, goodbye!' Penny exclaimed irritatedly.
"I'll go. Never have I ever: lied about something serious?" Naruto questioned the group, they all raised their hands. He turned to Gumball. "What was yours?" Naruto asked intrigued.
"I lied to Mom when I put rocks in Anais's pockets in case she grew taller than me." Gumball said quickly, knowing Naruto was really close to Anais. He laughed at the ridiculous thing to lie about.
They continued to play until Penny's house was in sight.
"Welp, looks like you're up." Naruto said and got a quick hug from her, as did Gumball and Darwin but it was extra long.
"Bye Naru, Gumball and Darwin." Penny waved and Naruto waved with one of his tails.
"Let's go home now." Darwin said as they resumed walking home.
~Timeskip - Thursday~
Naruto was sitting in the back of detention while playing a harmonica. Today was his second day and he actually liked detention, he found it fun when riots would occur.
~Flashback~
Naruto was walking with Principal Brown holding black and white striped clothing and a number tag reading "8.10" symbolising his birthday. Today was Wednesday and he had two more days till his sentence was cleared.
"Ok, so the rules are. You don't eat, don't sleep, you don't go to the bathroom, you don't even blink until I say so. You got it?!" Brown said in a threatening tone, Naruto held a bored and calm expression and straight posture.
"Yeah sure, whatever." Naruto said boredly, he and Brown walked a few classes down and reached a huge iron door. Grabbing a huge set of keys, Brown pulled out a key with a skull head. Opening the door, Naruto was greeted to a sight of rejects and outcasts of this school.
"SHUT IT YOU DEVILS!" Brown shouted and the class quieted down. "You have a new inmate. Make him feel welcomed." Brown smirked and left.
"Yo." Naruto greeted with a lazy wave. "The names Naruto." Naruto continued in the same bored tone.
"Sup Homie. The names Reaper Death." Reaper introduced himself. Reaper was a short, rather muscular 15 year old tanned boy with tattoos littering parts of his body, such as, the arm, neck, a few on his face, and the back of his hand; he wore a white wife beater shirt and the black and white striped inmate pants with a long belt and white knee socks and black shoes.
'Really? Death Reaper? Fitting name for someone that looks like he's part of the "Santos" gang in freeridge california?' Naruto joked in his head. Naruto walked up to Reaper and shook his hand and saw a cross with the letter "Santos" in the middle of the cross tattooed onto his hand.
'What are the odds?' Naruto asked with a sweatdrop. Naruto then looked at a tall, rather big bone guy, a short sleeve striped polo top along with the detention pants. He had short pink hair with bear ears on the top of his head.
"What's your name?" Naruto asked blankly, and Reaper decided to answer him.
"He doesn't speak, only growls." Naruto gave a silent 'oh' in response.
"What about you blue bomber?" Naruto asked with a hint of humour to his voice. The boy he was making fun of was Julious; he was fair skinned and had pitch black hair styled into a ponytail; his ponytail was grey and he wore a grey cap, like Reaper he wore the detention uniform and with additional grey gloves and shoes.
"Might want to watch you're talking to daby'." Julious said with authority in his tone of voice, Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you, "the leader", "the top dog" or are you just a poser; looking for attention?" Naruto asked with bored eyes.
"I said watch it!" Julious sneered angrily, Naruto blew him off and sat next to Reaper.
"So, what do you guys do in detention?" Naruto asked Reaper with a yawn.
"It's literally like a prison. We have intervals, we either workout, rack the dirt in the rain or eat slop in the cafeteria." Reaper explained annoyedly and Naruto whistled.
"God damn."
~Flashback end~
Naruto wore the detention uniform but he tore the sleeves off and unbuttoned the top showing that he wore a wife beater as well, but his was black. He was still sitting with Reaper and the new boy that transferred into this block from the last; the teachers deemed him too "unstable" so they transferred him here.
At the moment a riot was occurring in the class, Naruto kept calm and blocked every hit with his tails; there were kids in the class that still weren't keen with Naruto being the top of the rejects. Only because he beat Julious, Mowdown, Scythe and rotten cupcake.
A/N: I checked the wiki, but what came up was "Rotten cupcake" so I don't know what to name him. So bare with me.
Reaper sensed the strength Naruto weld and it was much more than the class, he did sense something else though; he sensed so much rage and anger, deep down within himself but he was suppressing it all.
Suddenly the door to the detention room crashed open.
"SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!" Brown shouted at the top of his lungs. "We have two new inmates. Make them feel welcomed." Brown grinned savagely towards Naruto in particular; Naruto narrowed his eyes down on Brown.
Walking into the classroom Naruto saw his cousins, Gumball and Darwin, they were holding the inmate uniform. Gumball was kinda intimidated and Darwin was straining to keep his eyes open. Darwin raised his hand with watery-bloodshot eyes.
"Yes?" Brown asked annoyedly, Darwin put his hand back down.
"Can I blink now?" Darwin asked on the verge of tears.
"You're not gonna last a day in here little fish." Brown slammed the door in their faces, picking up dust in the process. Gumball and Darwin looked at the rejects but didn't notice Naruto there.
'Gumball, can you hear me?' Darwin asked through wave links.
'Yeah. What do we do? These ugly thugs look like they were raised by hyenas in a post apocalyptic future!' Gumball joked, Darwin giggled
'Hehe, especially the girl. She looks like she eats her own shit and drinks someone's piss.' Darwin inwardly insulted the girl who was filing her nails.
"I'm a boy, pussy stain!" the boy sneered in an annoyed manner.
'Eww, even her voice is gross. Hang on. How come she heard our secret thoughts?'
"Cause you're talking out loud, homie." Reaper replied with an angry tone.
"Yeah, that makes more sense." Gumball said dumbly, he was then hit in the face by a ball, once the ball hit its target it was retracted to the owner.
"Oww!" Gumball wailed. Darwin followed the ball being retracted to a short kid with a hood on.
He wore a black hoodie with grey pants and white shoes, he had white face paint with a long jagged scar on his cheek with piercing red eyes, he was sporting rat ears and a rat tail on his tailbone.
He grinned savagely while swinging the mace-like weapon.
"You short little shit!" Gumball shouted while clutching his most likely broken nose. He moved his head when he saw the mace coming for another strike. He grasped the chain and pulled Scythe towards him.
When Scythe reached Gumball he stepped on his face and landed a backflip with a maniacal grin.
"Is that all you got loser?!" Scythe laughed maniacally, Gumball got back up and retaliated with a punch to Scythe's face which landed, effectively knocking him to the ground.
"That's all I got." Gumball yelled angrily, he then heard punching behind him. Looking back, he saw Darwin being held in a full nelson hold by Mowdown while getting punched by Rotten cupcake. Darwin had a black eye and a broken nose, his face was literally a bruise.
The inmates turned their attention to him and grinned.
~With Naruto - Bathroom~
Naruto was whistling a soft tune while stepping out of the cubicle, he proceeded to wash his hands and that's when Gumball and Darwin stumbled in with a limp; they had bruises on their faces and blood leaking out of their noses. He sighed at his cousins.
"So you meet the inmates, huh?" Naruto asked rhetorically, while Gumball tilted his head, signalling a nod.
"Principal Brown said we couldn't go to the bathroom?" Darwin winced while asking, Naruto grinned.
"Yeah, you ain't supposed ta', but I snuck out." Naruto explained while he dried his hands off.
"H-how did you (grunt) s-survive?" Gumball wheezed out, Naruto smirked and placed his hands on their shoulders.
"Keep your heads down and whoop the big guy's ass." Naruto advised while walking to the door and placing a hand on the handle.
"Who's the big guy?" Darwin asked while nursing his crooked nose.
"You'll find out soon, eventually." Naruto said and left.
"What do you think he meant by that?" Gumball asked while rubbing his sore head; he most likely got a concussion from that beating.
"I don't know. But how are we gonna get our faces back to normal?" Darwin asked with a strained voice.
"I don't know. But we're gonna have to look older if we want them to respect us." Gumball explained, Darwin wasn't so sure.
"But Naruto said "keep our heads down"?" Darwin interjected while spitting blood in the sink; a tooth came out.
"Nah, we're not listening to him this time." Gumball retorted angrily.
"Fine!" Darwin said annoyedly just before wincing; his wounds were still fresh.
"Let's get some tattoos, homeboy." Gumball grinned while pulling out a marker.
Gumball drew on Darwin's head while Darwin did the same for him.
"So, how does it look?" Gumball asked with a sweatdrop, his head had letters under his eyes, giving him a badass vibe.
"I think we look too old for young offenders." Darwin said, he had similar tattoos but his were more crude and rough looking, not that much effort put into it. They walked back into the bathroom and drew skulls in the middle of their foreheads.
"Perfect!" Gumball resounded with a glint in his eyes.
~Cafeteria~
Gumball and Darwin were walking around, looking for the reject's table. They got spaghetti and meatballs with peas on the side for lunch.
After looking for a while, they both found the table with the inmates.
'Really? They wear the inmate uniform while eating?' Gumball thought with a raised eyebrow but put on his serious-bad boy persona.
Walking over to the table, they both slammed their lunch trays on the table with a grunt; they happened to be sitting Mowdown. Staring at Mowdown Gumball snatched one of his fries and ate it in front of him with a smirk.
"What are you looking at, pussy." Gumball insulted, Mowdown wasn't someone to mess with. So he crushed his fists together with Gumball's head being in the centre of his fists.
"STOP, STOP, HIS EYES ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHER!" Darwin screamed while matching his brother (in-law) getting squashed like a plum. "PLEASE, LET HIM GO!" Darwin pleaded.
"Enough." Julious ordered with authority, Mowdown did as he was told and released Gumball who fell face first into his lunch.
"Thanks man, I owe you one." Gumball thanked Julious with a grateful smile.
"You owe me more if you want my protection, daby'." Julious grinned, Reaper stared at him weirdly.
'Really? Again with the detention slang?' Reaper thought, Gumball stared at Darwin with a raised eyebrow.
"What's a daby'?" Gumball asked while looking at Darwin.
"Detention slang, for "Dumb baby"." Darwin explained.
"Oh, I see. Who po tec tus from?" Gumball asked, Julious stared at Darwin for an explanation.
"What he asked in gibberish was "Who are you going to protect us from?"." Darwin told Julious who smirked.
"Me!" Julious's ponytail caught fire and he grinned.
"Okay, sweet!" Gumball said with a bright smile.
"I have a question." Darwin asked, Reaper decided to answer him.
"Shoot fish." Reaper replied while rubbing the teardrop tattoo under his left eye.
"Who's the big guy?" Darwin asked with curiosity, this got different reactions, Reaper chuckled, Mowdown nursed his arm, Scythe winced and Julious lit his fuse/ponytail again.
"That bastard!" Julious snarled.
~Flashback - Wednesday~
Naruto was blowing bubblegum up while Reaper was giving himself another tattoo.
"Oi loser, why are you in here?" Julious asked with his hands behind his head.
"What's it to you?" Naruto asked while spitting the gum in the bin by the door.
"I want to know the reason why Brown decided to put a wet behind the ears snot like you in "Detention block X", tell me now or face the consequences." Julious smirked in triumph, Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Then It seems I'll have to face the consequences, blue bomber." Naruto said, Julious's smirk dropped, he then marched to Naruto and placed his boot on Naruto's desk while rest his arm on his knee.
"You don't seem to know how things run around here." Julious said with a dead tone. "I'm the boss of this class, and what I say goes. You got it, loser!" Julious growled at the new kid.
"Get your foot off of my desk…" Naruto asked, Julious put a hand to his ear and spoke in a harsh tone.
"Or what?!" Julious snarled while slamming his boot on Naruto's hand. "You wanna fight?!" Julious tried removing his foot but found that he couldn't.
"I gave you a warning, Blue bomber… You should've taken it." Naruto said before tightening his hold on Julious's foot and lifted him off the ground and threw him into Mowdown.
"Bastard!" Julious grunted out, he then rushed Naruto and executed a jumping spin kick to which Naruto ducked and performed an uppercut, which landed. Catching Julious, Mowdown growled and ran at Naruto on all fours. Naruto just batted him away with two of his tails with his arms crossed.
"ATTACK!" Julious commanded with his finger pointed to Naruto. Letting out an angry cry, the inmates ran at him.
Naruto removed his hands from his pockets and forced his tails down, he kept his ears out. He smirked and rushed them, he jumped over Mowdown and sweeped Rotten cupcake; making him hit his head on the desk. Mowdown wrapped Naruto in a bear-hug, Julious threw a fist to Naruto's midsection, which he retaliated by blocking the hit with a knee.
Yelping while shaking his hand he glared at Naruto who didn't seem fazed by Mowdown's bear-hug.
Naruto headbutted Mowdown, gaining a grunt and he released him and nursed his nose. After he made sure his nose was fine he set his sights on a stoic Naruto. Rearing his fist back, he directed a punch to Naruto's face who dodged and grabbed the offending hand and hefted him over his shoulder and placed his arm in an armbar and started to pull back, making Mowdown grunt and almost scream.
Seeing his comrade in trouble, Scythe sprung into action. He ran on all fours, his tail trailing behind him. He pounced on Naruto, who saw this and released Mowdown from the armbar. He pounced again but Naruto grinned and grew one tail and performed a spinning tail strike to Scythe's midsection.
He felt something tugging on his pant leg, he glanced down and saw Mowdown biting his ankle with his elongated teeth. Naruto just sank to the ground and planted his knee on the bear's shoulder, there was a short crack noise.
Mowdown screamed and passed out from the pain.
Naruto then looked at Julious who was in the corner of the room. "And then there was one…" Naruto spoke menacingly, Julious started sweating.
"Stay back, daby'!" Julious growled then grinned. "Or I'll light my fuse!" Julious warned, Naruto started walking towards him. "Didn't you hear me?! I said I'll light my fuse and blow this school up!" Juliuos sweated more when Naruto didn't stop once.
"I don't believe you." Naruto said while standing a metre away from Julious. "Light your fuse then." Naruto dared.
"You dug your own grave!" Julious lit his fuse a blaze and Naruto watched it reach Julious's head.
Splash!
Naruto splashed his head with water then punched him in the face. "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE REALLY GONNA BLOW THE SCHOOL UP BECAUSE YOU WERE SCARED!" Naruto shouted with flames in eyes, showing his anger.
~Flashback end~
"So… who's the "big guy"?" Gumball asked Julious who seethed.
"The "big guy" is-" Reaper was gonna finish.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
"So? Who is he?" Darwin and Gumball asked in unison.
"Sorry fools, the bell's ringin'." Reaper said while getting up from his seat and walking to the canteen area and tossed his lunch tray in the trash.
"Ok listen up, you're going to get me the blueprints to the school. Got it?" Julious rhetorically asked, Gumball and Darwin saluted.
"Yes sir!" they said.
After Julious fills Gumball and Darwin in about the plan, he lets them get in trouble. Gumball and Darwin walked side-by-side while accidentally bumping shoulders.
"Back off, dude!" Gumball grunted while pushing Darwin away only for him to come back to his side.
"Why don't ya' take your own advice aye!" Darwin pushed him harder.
"Watch your steppin' asshole!" Gumball sneered and kicked Darwin on the back of his knee, making him take a knee.
"Why you!" Darwin performed a flare and tripped Gumball.
Gumball and Darwin started a fight and they had to be pulled apart from the Couch. Their detention sentence was extended to another week, they were tasked to clean his office and make up; behind Brown's back, they both gave each other a low high five.
~Brown's office~
Gumball and Darwin were cleaning the office of their principal while said principal was having some "alone time" outside the office with their own teacher.
"Why does that kid want us to steal the school blueprints?" Darwin asked while wiping the desk of its dust and coffee stains; and some white stains too?
"That's the least of our worries, the guys a walking time bomb." Gumball said while cleaning the floor with a mop.
Seeing that they were being watched, Simian grinned and closed the door.
"Ok dude, let's do this." Gumball and Darwin started going through Brown's desk, trying to look for the blueprints. When they finally found the prints the room looked as if an Eagle flew through the windows.
"Here! I found it!" Darwin exclaimed, holding the blueprints to the school.
"Good, now let's get out of her— haha dude, you have to see this." Gumball laughed, he was holding a calendar of Nigel in some ridiculous poses, and pulling some weird faces. They couldn't contain their giggles.
They flipped a page that had "October", it was a picture of Nigel wearing a speedo and holding a lifesaver.
A/N: I don't know what the red boat thingy lifeguards use.
Their giggles were stopped abruptly by Nigel who looked furious to say the least. Putting the nude calendar back on the table, Simian saw it and giggled a sultry tune.
"It's not what it looks like. We were cleaning when the drawer went "Fwoosh" and this went "Fwoosh" and!" Gumball tried to say when Darwin covered his mouth.
"Let me tell you what really happened. There was an eagle that flew in here and tried stealing your personal calendar…" Darwin explained while sweating profusely, Brown didn't look convinced.
"I'll teach you for ruining my surprise for Miss. Simian. You're both going to the correctional room." Brown finalised, Gumball dropped to his knee at this.
"No! Not the correctional room!" Gumball begged.
~With Naruto~
Naruto could be seen mopping the floors of the school. Naruto discarded his sleeveless shirt; opted to wear his wife beater instead. Mopping was easy for Naruto because he had two limbs and nine tails; nine times easier than using two hands.
He was tap dancing while mopping, he had one more hall to mop and that was him for the day.
He was mopping by Simians class when Gumball and Darwin came walking with Brown in front of them. He saluted Brown.
"Principal Brown, is there something you need?" Naruto asked seriously, Brown saluted as well.
"Get these runts to the correctional room." Brown signalled to the boys behind him.
"Right away sir." Naruto grabbed Gumball and Darwin by their arms roughly and started dragging them away.
"Look's like you turned into the teacher's pet aye." Gumball joked and Naruto grinned.
"If you want to get out, you gotta get on his good side. Right now, this is my last day." Naruto informed the two while laughing, the brother's jaws dropped.
"WHAT?!" they both shouted before gasping when Naruto elbowed them in the stomach which quieted them down fast.
"Shut up, you idiots!" Naruto retorted with a twitching vein.
"How? You had a week?" Gumball asked slack jawed, Darwin wasn't faring any different.
"Get yourself noticed from the higher ups, especially the couch, Simian and Brown. I got noticed from the couch." Naruto explained; he let go of Gumball and Darwin, opted to rest his arm at the back of his head.
"I still don't understand?" Darwin said cluelessly, Naruto bonked him on the head.
"Once you get noticed, become their right hand man. Become the sergeant of the school, and everything will become easier. My eyes are everywhere." Naruto said with a smirk and stopped at the correctional room.
"But how do we get noticed?" Gumball asked desperately, Naruto shook his head.
"Sorry dude, your times up in three, two, one—" Naruto counted till the school bell rang.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
"And that's me, have fun boys." Naruto saluted and walked off with his hands in his pockets and throwing them a peace sign from behind.
"Hmmm, how does he walk like that?" Darwin asked and Gumball looked at him.
"I mean, I know you're a fish but you know how to walk." Gumball said with a raised eyebrow.
"I mean look, perfect lighting from the window, hands in pockets and his tails wagging like a calm fire." Darwin continued with stars in his eyes.
"It's just a walk? Let's just go inside now." Gumball grabbed Darwin and walked into the correctional room.
~Correctional room~
Turns out the correctional room is Mr. Small's office.
"Boy's, I think you're always getting into trouble because you're not expressing yourself creatively. So to show you how, I'm going to read some of my poems, okay?" Mr. Small then brought out a big book from under his desk.
"I don't know why I was making this out to be so bad." Gumball said cheerfully with Darwin nodding, Mr. Small opened the book.
"The first is an epic life story written from the perspective of a shoe. Part one of eighty-seven: Birth… dark… factory… noise. The smell of polish…" Gumball and Darwin started cringing "Souls fitting soles soullessly, dolefully." Mr. Small continued, they had enough and smashed into the door, banging on it.
"LET US OUT, THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL!" Gumball shouted; face pressed up to the glass.
~Timeskip - detention block X~
Gumball and Darwin walked into the class, adopting frightened looks. They both say in their seats, Julious was on the seat next to him.
"So, what have we learned today?" Julious asked with one leg over the other and sketching something on a piece of paper.
"Never break the rules, ever again." Darwin guessed.
"No fish. Don't ever get caught, that's the only rule you need to care about." Julious advised with a smirk, he then passed the paper over to them. "Now here's a list of stuff you're gonna steal from me." Julious ordered and walked away. Gumball stared at the paper in determination.
"So, do you believe he's right?" Darwin asked Gumball with concern written on his face.
"Believe who's right?" Gumball asked while giving Darwin the 'weird stare.
"Naruto. He said to get out of this place, we need to become the sergeant's of the school." Darwin explained to Gumball.
"Nah, we're literally known for being troublemakers. If we haven't already been noticed, then I don't, we'll ever get out." Gumball said with a serious look.
Most of the day went as per usual except Gumball and Darwin stealing the items Julious requested. The paper clip was on a stack of paper, Gumball discreetly knocked the stack of paper out Brown's hands while checking off the roll.
Naruto saw this and sighed. 'They should've listened to me.' Naruto thought disappointedly. Darwin's job was to steal spoons from the cafeteria, he grabbed two discarded spoons and wrapped them in aluminium, so the metal detector doesn't find them on his person. Gumball stole a rack from the outside when it was gardening hour, Scythe looked at Gumball when he noticed his rack missing from his grasp, Gumball in response accused Rotten cupcake of the thievery. Scythe pounced on Rotten cupcake and started beating the living shit outta him.
Darwin and Gumball can be seen on the ceiling watching the inmates climb the ropes in the gym, when Mowdown reached the top, he was tasked to touch the ceiling and climb back down. He reached to touch the ceiling but his hand was caught.
"Huh?" Mowdown gasped as he looked up to see Gumball giving him a savage grin.
"This is my revenge for beating me up in the morning." Gumball then untied the rope and watched Mowdown fall with satisfaction.
~Back in detention block X~
The room was in chaos at the moment, chairs flying, fire pits in the corners. Brown then barged into the classroom.
"SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!" he shouted when he saw the state of said animals. "I want this place cleaned up before lunch time. YOU HEAR ME" while he was talking, Julious snuck out of the room; Gumball and Darwin saw this.
"Wait! Where is he going?" Gumball asked, Darwin started to think of the task they were given.
"I don't know? Why would he need a map, a rope and a paperclip— OH MY GOD, HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE!" Darwin gasped but Gumball smirked.
"No dude, we are." Gumball and Darwin ran out of the room.
"I don't think we're ready for life on the outside." Darwin said while running behind Gumball.
"Why do you say that?!" Gumball asked.
"Because we've run back to detention!" Darwin exclaimed, their running was halted.
"I think we've been here so long, we lost our taste for freedom." Gumball theorised, they then glanced back into the class.
"Let's just go back inside." Dawin said.
~Inside the classroom~
Naruto was holding Mowdown with two of his tails and had Scythe under his foot along with Reaper in a pair of his tails, he had his arms crossed over his chest and was sitting down. He then launched Mowdown and Reaper into the blackboard and sighed in annoyance.
'I'd rather clean the toilets than watch a class of overgrown babies.' Naruto thought annoyedly. For some reason, he thought back to the kiss between him and Penny; he had to admit, the girl knew how to keep a man down and was pretty good at kissing. She was attractive, smart, cunning, a good kisser and was dominant.
He didn't say it out loud but he liked having a woman that took charge and action. He knew that Penny was one of those women, the way she gripped his hands and forced her tongue dow—
'What the fuck am I thinking? She's my friend, I can't think of her like that.' Naruto nearly shouted out loud with a faint blush but he kept his composure in the end. He did admit she was attractive, smart and a good friend; if he were to pursue a relationship, she could be a potential girlfriend.
A/N: Ok, I don't want to make Naruto sound like a bad guy. I don't know how to explain that Penny could be a future girlfriend.
He started thinking about what he will do after school, maybe hang out with Anais.
~Outside the classroom~
Gumball and Darwin were watching this fight play out and were kinda surprised.
"Dude, you're lucky he didn't fight you with his tails, you would've got whooped!" Darwin laughed but was hit in the arm.
"Shut up! But we should probably go now." Gumball suggested and was rewarded with a nod of approval. The two began running after Julious who was picking the lock to the janitor's closet.
"TAKE US!" Gumball and Darwin shouted, Julious instead smirked.
"Ha! I don't think so!" Julious threw the paper clip to Gumball and it harmlessly hit his head. This distraction brought him time to open the ventilation door, he used the spoons to unscrew the panel.
"Come on please, we're too cute for detention!" Gumball and Darwin begged cutely, Julious took the panel off and replied.
"I don't care!" Julious bit back venomously and started making his escape through the vents, Gumball jumped on him and started shaking him.
"Please! Please, I beg you! PLE—" before he could finish, the vent started to give way and opened. Gumball was able to catch himself in time, Julious latched onto Gumball midsection when they saw the were above a sleeping Brown.
Julious looked at Darwin and started having a telepathic conversation. 'Help!' Julious pleaded and Darwin looked at him impassively.
'Depends…can we come with you?' Darwin telepathically asked to which Julious smirked.
'Never!' he said, Darwin started whispering.
'Take us with you, or you're going down.' Darwin thought quietly to Julious who couldn't hear him.
'What?' Julious asked him.
'TAKE US WITH YOU! OR YOU'RE GOING DOWN!' Darwin shouted and Julious relented.
"OK, OK. JUST STOP SHOUTING!" Julious woke up Brown at this point and when they saw their cover was blown he stepped on his face and climbed back into the vents.
"DETENTION BREAK LOCKDOWN!" Brown started making his own prison break alarm, he also sent a message to Naruto.
~Vents~
The trio crawled through the vents till they reached the end, they saw a propeller at the bottom with a shaft leading to the roof.
"So we climb up this shaft to get to the roof." Julious exclaimed while looking at the two.
"Are you sure? I mean this doesn't feel dangerous enough. Isn't there a lake of fire on your map, or maybe a spider pit? Oh, I know: how about an acid bath full of sharks with machine guns!?" Gumball asked angrily, Darwin then grinned.
"Don't worry, I've got this!" Darwin grabs the rack from Julious back and thrusted it into the propeller to halt its speed; instead the propeller ripped through the rack, cutting it in half.
"Great, now what's the plan now?!" Gumball asked Julious agitatedly.
"Well, you could always go back!" Julious snapped back.
~Scene break~
Naruto just finished the inmates, now they're asleep on the ground. He got a message from Brown reading "Get the inmates that have broken out, and you can go home straight after." Naruto grinned. 'So they finally acted aye. This will be fun.' Naruto thought while getting up from his seat, he opened the window and used his tails as hooks to reach the roof. Once he reached the roof, he saw no one up there until an explosion happened.
"Well played." Naruto heard and guessed that it was Julious after he blew a fuse.
"I learnt from the best." Gumball cheered and took the plan and rope from Julious. "Oh so that's what we use the rope for!" Gumball cheered when he saw the sketch of their escape.
"And we use the rack as a hook." Darwin continued.
"But the real question is, how are you gonna hook the rope to the end of the school…" a voice spoke from behind them, they turned slowly to see Naruto smirking.
"Oh, it's just Naruto." Darwin sighed in relief.
"So what, you're gonna help us?" Gumball asked and Naruto started chuckling and that chuckling turned into laughter, thinking it was something to laugh at, they both joined in laughing.
"No…" Naruto said in a monotone, his posture a demeanour changing with his tone.
"Wait what?!" Darwin exclaimed while sweating; he knew from what he saw in the "detention block X" that Naruto was simply playing with Jealousy and not outright fighting him.
"Because… if I bring you back to "Detention block X" I'll go home." Naruto said impassively.
"Hmpt, bring it on!" Gumball beckoned him to advance, which Naruto did dutifully. Gumball began with a punch to which Naruto dodged easily, then a kick to his face which was also dodged effortlessly, this went on for a bit until Gumball started slowing down.
"Remember what I said, whoop the big guy's ass." Naruto said while still letting punches miss him.
"Yeah, he can't be that big, I already beat Mowdown and he was the biggest inmate in block X!" Gumball grunted and Naruto took this moment to strike, he performed a kick to Gumball's chin which knocked him into the air and Naruto wrapped a tail around Naruto's foot and brought him back down to the building.
"That's because I wasn't given that title because of my size, I was given the title because I was able to beat the biggest group of bullies in school." Naruto explained, Darwin started piecing everything together.
He winced seeing his brother being thrown around like a ragdoll, he then shuttered when he saw Naruto's icy stare. He held out his hands and lowered his head.
"I surrender." Naruto face planted in a comical way hearing this.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU SURRENDER?!" I just whooped Gumball ass and you're not gonna try to help him?!" Naruto asked angrily.
"Well, I feel like I'm the more logical one." Darwin said sheepishly and scratched the back on his head, Naruto chuckled; a real one this time.
"Welp, let's go." Naruto said and was about to wrap a tail around Darwin's waists, but Gumball stood from his prone position and ran and grabbed Darwin's hand, snatching it from Naruto's grasp and then jumped off the building. They started plummeting down the sidewalk until.
Splat!
Gumball and Darwin hit the floor face first, Naruto winced at this. They wobbled to their feet and brushed themselves from the dirt staining their clothes.
"Shame Naruto!" Gumball shouted; he had a broken nose, a black eye and missing teeth, Darwin looked the same but instead he had a broken wrist, fractured nose and concussion. They began dancing their way home and singing incoherent words.
Naruto shook his head at their stupidity, the school bell rang and Naruto sweat dropped. Brown walked to his left side and raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know why they're so happy? They still have to come back tomorrow." Nigel said with amusement in his tone, Naruto bursted out laughing.
"Oh my god! THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW!" Naruto howled in laughter and Brown began laughing.
"Welp, Uzumaki. Your sentence has been paid." Brown said with a smile, Naruto then gave him a handshake.
"Thanks old man, you only had 20$ this time." Naruto grinned and jumped over the railing. Brown went to stop him when…
He froze…
Naruto pulled the crown of his watch and slowed down time, he began running down the building and jumped off the building just as he pressed the crown of his watch and landed on the first step of the staircase that led into the school.
"And he sticks the landing!" Naruto exclaimed with his hands held up. The school door's opened and Naruto was glomped onto courtesy of Anais.
"Hi Naruto, how was detention?" Anais asked enthusiastically, Naruto just bonked her on the head.
"Now, now. That isn't a kind way to treat your chef now is it." Naruto joked and Anais grinned when she got off of his back. Penny walked up behind him and karate chopped on the back of his head.
"Owww." Naruto exclaimed even if it didn't hurt so much. "Sup Penny, what's up?" Naruto asked with a grin.
"Oh nothing, how was detention?" Penny asked teasingly and Anais snickered.
'Seriously? I can't get a "how was your day?" at all?' Naruto thought with a sweatdrop, he noticed Patrick waiting in his car with an angry scowl on his face.
"Psstt, what's up with your dad?" Naruto whispered to Penny who in turn scowled.
"That asshole is angry because he found out we kissed." Penny scowled with an angry blush, Naruto blushed and Anais grinned.
'Blackmail material' Anais thought while rubbing her hands together.
"Maybe we shouldn't mention that around Ana." Naruto said nervously, Anais waved him off.
"Oh don't mind me." Naruto didn't want to talk about this around Anais of all people, so he pushed Penny to her car and shooed her.
"Shoe, shoe. Shoe!" he shooed towards her, she giggled and waved.
"I'll talk to you later, alright." Penny said with an over-the-shoulder wave, Naruto in turn waved back.
"Bye Penny!" Naruto and Anais waved. He then looked at Anais.
"You wanna have some fun?" Naruto smiled when Anais grinned.
"Heck yeah!" Anais exclaimed while pumping her fists in the air.
"Ok, but first you have to cover your eyes." Naruto requested and got suspicious looks in return.
"Why?" Anais asked with suspicion, Naruto patted her on the head like a child.
"Because, my magic trick won't be a trick if you see how it works." Naruto explained with a grin and mischief in his eyes, seeing no harm in it, she relented and closed her eyes.
"Ok, when I say open, open. Ok?" Naruto asked and got a nod from Anais who was bouncing in anticipation, Naruto placed her on his back and moved forward in time; taking them to the mall the fast and easy way.
Removing Anais from his back, Naruto pressed the crown and leaned to Anais's height.
"Open." she opened her eyes and saw that they were at the entrance of the mall, she had one word on her mind.
"How?" she gasped, Naruto grinned and ruffled her pink hair and played with one of her ears.
"A magician never reveals his secrets. Now come on, let's go get a burger and eat on the roof." Naruto grabbed onto her hand and started pulling her through the mall. The Elmore citizens found it cute that Larry's poster boy was walking a little girl through the mall.
"My arm is getting sore, can you make a tailseat?" Anais asked with puppy dog eyes.
"You don't gotta do the eyes ya know." Naruto chuckled and scooped Anais up and placed her in his tails.
~Timeskip - roof~
Naruto and Anais were both eating burgers, watching the sunset brought peace to the two. Naruto had an "M' joyous burger" while Anais opted to eat a "Merry chicken burger" which was the biggest burger you could eat at the moment on the current menu.
A/N: Those are actual burgers in the show, they have a whole menu with salads, fruits, donuts, pies and much more. To be honest, I was surprised when I found the menu; I found it on "Joyful burger wiki". It was really creative to create a whole joyful burger menu. Props to Ben Bocquelet.
It seems Anais adopted Richard's appetite, for such a small thing she was eating double of what he was, it also seems that she inherited Nicole's high metabolism sense she was eating and burning the food off easily.
Anais stopped eating when she smelt the presence of an onion in her burger. She began pulling it out and was gonna throw it in the trash when Naruto stopped her and took the onion.
"Still don't like onions, huh?" Naruto asked as he took the onion and ate it whole.
"No." Anais said while taking another bite of her burger and sighed at the flavour it brought.
"Ever tried a shallot?" Naruto asked Anais who shook her head.
"What's a shallot?" Anais asked with confusion plastered on her face, Naruto chuckled.
"And you're supposed to be the smart one." Naruto laughed and Anais punched him in his arm lightly. "A shallot, my genius si—cousin, is a type of onion." Naruto almost called her sister and he thought she wouldn't take it kindly if he were to call her his sister. Anais heard the slip up and cheered in her head, she loved Naruto like a brother, he could be annoying sometimes but she wouldn't change anything about.
"A botanical variety of the species allium cepa." Naruto continued while taking a bite of his burger.
"Who are you?" Anais asked sarcastically and Naruto puffed his chest out.
"Spelling bee champ, fifth and sixth grade. That's who I am." Naruto said proudly and Anais laughed. "Did you know I didn't like onions at one point in my short life?" Naruto asked with a grin.
"Now you're just messing with me." Anais pouted and Naruto said something she couldn't understand.
"De veras, Ana." Naruto said and Anais raised an eyebrow.
"Sorry, what was that?" Anais asked while resting her burger down on a napkin.
"Español, my Dad was originally from Spain, he wanted to teach me his home language." Naruto explained and Anais was looking at him with stars in her eyes.
"Can you teach me?! I've always wanted to learn a different language, and I'll get a student of the year title if I learn a new language!" Anais said with stars in her eyes, she imagined shaking Principal Brown's hand and getting a medal symbolising her intellect and brains.
"What's a student of the year?" Naruto asked and Anais gasped.
"I'm ashamed to call you my cousin!" Anais joked with a snobby tone before reverting back to normal. "A student of the year comes by at the end of every year, a student from each class is tasked to complete an exam in 10 minutes with a score above 90% of the exam. The next part was to learn something no one in the school has done in the past year." Anais explained with excitement.
"And you're telling me no one in the past year has learnt a different language?" Naruto asked with a deadpan tone.
"Yeah, last year I tried getting a student of the year award when a girl in my class took the spot." Anais said sadly and Naruto wrapped an arm around her shoulder and gave her a reassuring pat.
"If it means so much to you, then I'll teach you Español." Naruto said with a kind smile. "Besides, you can be the first Watterson to get a student of the year award." Naruto said and Anais laughed.
"Damn right I'll be." Naruto chuckled at his cousin's new attitude, when he met her she was a somewhat shy and secluded girl. But now, she was an outgoing, confident girl that had the potential to rule the world with an iron fist if she worked hard.
Remembering how he said he was a spelling bee champ, she decided to test him with the word he mentioned. "So, use shallot in a sentence." Anais tested.
"Give me all your shallots, La Niña!" Naruto grinned and Anais laughed, there was a comfortable silence between the two until Anais broke it.
"Naruto, what did you want to be when you grew up?" Anais asked and Naruto thought of that.
"Well I was a street performer, but I only did that so I could earn money to pay for my Mom's medical bills." That brought a sad sigh to Naruto and Anais.
"But now that I don't have to do that, I can quit and could go to that college up in pasadena." Naruto said while smiling.
"Then why don't you go, you were old enough?" Anais asked confusedly and Naruto tapped the top of her head.
"Weren't you listening? My Mom was sick, so I learnt to cook, clean and do laundry." Naruto said while finishing his burger.
"Oh, then why not now?" Anais asked even more confused, he had the right skill set.
"I wanna go to culinary school." Naruto grinned and so did Anais.
"My cousin, the chef." Anais joked and Naruto smiled.
"Hey, you joke now but that could have been real." Naruto joked and Anais smiled. "How about we get home, aye?" Naruto asked when he noticed the sunsetting.
"Sure." Anais shoved the burger in her mouth and swallowed it so easily. Naruto shook his head, she could be so weird and unpredictable at times. She yawned and rubbed her eye.
"Up." Anais said like a baby and Naruto chuckled and went to pick her up when he caught something in the corner of his eye, quickly pulling the crown he looked over the railing to see a black car with a white roof turning into static particles.
Naruto pulled out his phone and recorded this. He sped up time little by little and recorded the particles disappear into the air.
'Fading particles.' Naruto said inwardly while rewinding time and knelt down to Anais and picked her up, he looked at her and noticed she was drifting off to sleep but not fully. He wrapped her up in his tails and she snuggled into his tails
He then stopped time and began running, since Anais wasn't physically touching the watch, she couldn't see what was happening. Arriving home Naruto saw the time and it said it was "7:30 PM". It was her bedtime at the moment.
Taking her upstairs, he made sure to do so silently, brought out a change of clothes for her and made her take a quick shower. She whined when he did this and made him promise that she could sleep with him for the night, which he agreed to.
After her shower, Naruto took a quick shower. He wore his Pj's; a pair of boxers and a black sleeveless muscle shirt.
He brought him and Anais who was sucking on her thumb into the attic.
"Did you have fun today?" Naruto asked a sleepy Anais, she yawned and snuggled into his chest.
"Best day I've had (yawn) in a while." Anais said sleepily.
"Good night Ana." Naruto kissed her forehead.
"Goodnight, Brother." she whispered but Naruto's ears picked it up and he smiled.
'I wonder if she would mind if I call her my sister?' Naruto thought with hope, he would have to ask tomorrow.
~Next day~
Naruto was making breakfast, he was making bacon and eggs with some juice on the side. He enjoyed his sleep, it was like a big weight was lifted off his shoulders. He needed to wake up the family.
~Attic~
Naruto entered his room and saw Anais hugging his pillow and snapped a quick photo.
'Blackmail material.' Naruto grinned and started shaking her.
"Ana…Ana…Ana!" Naruto said loudly and her eyes fluttered open.
"Morning Naruto." Anais greeted while stretching; she liked stretching, it brought out loud cracks and a satisfying feeling at the end.
"Bacon and eggs in the kitchen, I'll teach you the concept of Spanish at school on lunch breaks." Naruto said while throwing Anais's clean clothes at her face. "Get dressed. School starts soon." Naruto said while exiting the room.
After waking up the family, they were all eating peacefully.
"How was everyone's sleep?" Naruto asked, taking a bite of his bacon.
"My sleep was great, I was dreaming that I became the Ceo of the rainbow factory." Nicole said dreamily, Richard decided to go next.
"My dream was when I challenged Marie Antoinette in a cake eating contest. She bested me however." Richard said dejectedly while Anais patted his shoulder.
"I had a dream where we were running in a tv like world. There were lots of floating objects." Anais said while reading a book, this caught Naruto off guard.
'She knows?' Naruto thought while sweating, he would have to have a talk with Mr. Small about this when he goes to school.
"I dreamt about my soon to be wedding with Penny." Gumball grinned, Darwin and Naruto looked at him weirdly.
"Dude, she said didn't harbour any feelings for you." Darwin explained to Gumball.
"She was just joking." Gumball waved him off.
"Keep believing that." Anais mocked and Nicole looked surprised.
'I'm just now noticing she's more confident and outgoing?' Nicole thought while looking at Naruto and smiled. 'She really likes him. If only he was my— no, none of that.' Nicole berated herself, she was certain Kushina wouldn't take it kindly if her sister took her son as her own. People could have dreams, couldn't they, and maybe some of those dreams could become a reality one day.
"I didn't have a dream, I just saw black and darkness." Naruto said and Darwin snickered.
"Funny. I had the same dream actually." Darwin said with a smile.
They talked until the school bus arrived. They said goodbyes to Richard and Nicole who was getting ready for work.
Naruto entered the bus and sat by Anais, seeing Penny with Leslie. Naruto decided to take a quick nap but his slumber was interrupted when he heard Anais pleading for her toy.
"Come on guys, give it back!" she pleaded as she saw Kurama being thrown around like a piece of paper.
Seeing her on the verge of tears Naruto stood from his seat and grabbed Tobias's wrist; he and Banana-Joe began throwing Kurama when Anais dropped him.
Letting out a low growl, he brought Tobias's face towards his and used his tails to grab Joe and brought them forward.
"You mess with Ana, you mess with me. If I see her cry because of you too, I will shove your head up Joe's ass and vice versa!" Naruto threatened and sealed the promise by bringing both of them into a headbutt which knocked them out.
Picking up Kurama, he gave it back to a smiling Anais who he made sit by the window this time.
One thing is for sure, whoever messed with his family would get no mercy.
Chapter 7 end…
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