ZERO'S WHITE FAMILIAR
Once the smoke clears, I see that I'm surrounded by school kids and a bald man with glasses. I call them school kids because they were all dressed in uniforms. Boys and girls wear white shirt. The girls of course were pleated black skirts and the boys wear black slacks. There was a guy in glasses with a bald head and hair on the sides holding a staff. What's this? The kids are even wearing black cloaks with gold medallions.
Then my eyes focus on the shirt, pink-haired girl who look like she's about to get a heart attack. I listen as she ranted about me. She is speaking a different language so I activate my universal translator. It's working so I'm able to understand.
Me? A Familiar? As in some kind of slave? This girl absolutely has no idea who I am. Actually, I'm wondering where I am. This isn't Kyoto.
I scan the crowd. The redhead looked delicious and has really nice breasts. She looks older than the other kids, more mature. The blond boy with the rose looks like a mimbo (male bimbo).
The pink-haired girl introduces herself, gives me her full name but all I care to remember is 'Louise' and she kisses me. Now, I don't mind being kissed by a cute girl but I like a warning first. Then after the kiss strange runes are inscribed into the back of my hand by light. The teacher looks curious and interested about the runes so I let him study them.
I then tell the pink-haired girl, "I'm Shiro Juuyon."
I think I'm a pretty patient guy but that girl, my 'master' Louise is just getting on my nerves. She treats me like I'm a lower life form. Well, I'm not. She is the inferior one. She's a fucking meat bag. The only reason I didn't kill her yet is because I need information of the place I am in.
Now, what I've learnt so far is that I'm in a continent called Halkeginia, specifically Tristain. This place I am in is the Tristain Academy of Magic. I decide to take a look around to see if I could make this place my new base of operations. From what Louise tells me is that the only thing that separate 'nobles' from 'commoners' is that the former class possesses magic.
I have seen magic users and it didn't have anything to do with being nobles or commoners. It did have something to do with bloodline, but some became mages through hard work and understanding of magic. Although, having a mystical background and bloodline did help when learning magic.
Now I have to dress her? Fat chance. "Are you a child who still needs someone to dress you?" I demanded.
"A noble needs not dress themselves when a servant is present," she told me haughtily.
I admire her body. She's not curvy, but she has nice skin and it's been awhile since I had that itch scratched. But her personality was a turn off.
"Dress yourself," I say, tossing her clothes back at her. "I'm leaving."
"Come back here!" she order.
"No way, Zero!" I retort harshly as I storm out. I learnt from a maid that Louise was called 'The Zero' because she has zero magical potential and all her attempt at casting spells end up causing explosions. That didn't sound like zero magical potential to me. If one had no magic, then nothing would happen. If she can make explosions, she has magic. She just doesn't know how to wield it the right way.
She catches up to me and tries to ban me from having food. Like that matters to me. I am a bio-android. I have no need for food, or sleep. Both are just a luxury I enjoy periodically. Maybe it's my human side. I did used to be human, until my body was destroyed. The body I have now is stronger than that pathetic flesh and blood body, even if it did have cybernetic augmentations.
My Dark Xrosser still isn't functioning. If it still works, I can just show her what I can really do.
Meat bags (humans) are all idiots. That's something that has never changed. It's in fact a universal rule. I somehow end up facing the blond mimbo Guiche in a duel because he claims I 'besmirched the honor of two girls'. All I did was return a perfume bottle. He is the one two-timing those two girls. Not my fault.
But he insists to show me, a commoner, my place.
Well, I've been pissed off since day one. I am in such a primitive place it's not even funny. I have a short, pink-haired master who's always angry at something, mainly me and everyone else. Finally, my Dark Xrosser still didn't work.
It's enough to make me go mad. Well, madder. I'm not exactly sane to begin with.
Louise yells at me to stop this nonsense. I ignore her. The maid, Siesta, was among the crowd and she was worried about me.
He starts this duel by introducing himself and telling me his 'runic' name. Guiche the Bronze, I think. He then waves his rose-tipped wand and summons a sentient suit of green armor. It has a feminine shape and it is holding a spear.
He calls it a 'Bronze Valkyrie', a form of golem. I scan the thing. It is indeed made of bronze but colored green.
The Bronze Valkyrie zooms towards me. I clenched my fists as it came at me with a punch. It threw a punch to my face, and I caught its fist with my own hand. The crowd became quiet. I don't think anybody expected me to catch the punch and hold the Bronze Valkyrie back.
"This is just a primitive construct," I mock as I head-butt the Bronze Golem, literally disarming it as I still held its arm while the rest of it went sliding backwards. "Connected with strings of magic," I analyze as I toss the several arm away. I then sense something, and see a glow in my pocket. I reach inside and stare at my Dark Xrosser's screen. "Oh yes! Yes!" I look to Guiche who is stunned by my stopping his golem's attack. "You call yourself Guiche the Bronze, right? Well, here's what they call me back home!" I raise my Dark Xrosser. "They call me MASTER! Cyber Leader! Gary! Come on out!"
The screen releases a flash of light as two being materialize in front of me. One is the Cyber Leader, a Cyberman in silver-grey armor, sporting the OROCHI symbol on his chest. It has a transparent 'window' on its head to view the brain within, and a black faceplate with red eyes. Standing next to it is DALEK Gary, a black and silver saltshaker-shaped machine with spheres on its skirt, a plunger for a right arm, a laser blaster for a right arm, and a metal eye-stalk tipped with a metal eyeball.
I think everyone's jaws just dropped when they witness me performing a summoning of two never before seen creatures.
"Well, Guiche, shall we continue?" I challenge.
"I…I won't be defeated!" he shouts. But he is already defeated. He summons half a dozen more of his precious Bronze Valkyries to the fore, joining the first which now only had a single arm. "You are still outnumbered."
"Not for long," I say. "Cyber Leader, delete the hostile elements. DALEK Gary, exterminate them."
"We obey." both of them intone.
It was over in a matter of seconds. The Cyber Leader's laser blaster and DALEK Gary's death ray made short work of the Bronze Golems as I slowly make my way towards a frightened Guiche. Oh, I love it when they look at me with absolute terror.
He is running out of options and so he constructs a sword out of earth and charges at me. I take out my Dark Xrosser and the spikes light up before I fire a beam at the sword, knocking it out of his hands. I then kick him hard in the gut, sending him sprawling onto the ground. I pin him down with my foot on his chest, the Dark Xrosser pointed at his face. The Cyber Leader march over to me as DALEK Gary roll to my side.
"Surrender, or die," I threaten him.
"I…I yield! I yield!" Guche screams.
"Do we delete him?" the Cyber Leader ask.
"I say we should exterminate him," suggest DALEK Gary.
"I think humiliating him is good enough," I say as I withdrew my Dark Xrosser. I pick up Guiche's discarded wand and snap it in half before dropping both halves on his chest, a look of horror on his face. "Come on, guys. There's so much I want to tell you."
Louise is trembling as she sits with me at the table. The maid Siesta was serving us tea. Standing to my left is the Cyber Leader and to my right is DALEK Gary.
"Ah, tea is always calm and relaxing," I say as I take a sip. "Thank you, Siesta." I didn't like humans, but I knew when to be polite. Not all meat bags are useless.
I catch the maid blushing.
Louise seems to have questions. I look around. The students are keeping their distance from me. Well, they should. I have two weapons standing at my side, ready to delete and exterminate anyone who opposes me.
"OK, you have questions, so ask," I tell Louise.
"Are…are you a noble?" she asked.
I roll my eyes. That's it? Well, what I displayed in that duel did look like magic but it isn't magic. It's superior technology. Well, superior technology would look like magic to primitives.
"I'm not a noble," I tell her. "I'm a scientist." That much is true. I am a scientist. Actually, I am a super-villain.
Louise and Siesta didn't understand the term and I explain, "A scientist is a person who uses his intellect to create new solutions for problems, inventing devices to help themselves and others, and to advance civilization."
"So, you're an alchemist?" Louise questioned to get a clear answer.
I palm my face. This is going to be harder than I thought.
The moonlight shines over Kirche's naked, sweat-soaked body, her ample breasts rising and falling with each breath she takes. She has a glazed look in her eyes, not focusing on anything, except for the pleasure I had given her. I leave her on her bed as I get dressed. Earlier, her Familiar, a Salamander named Flame, dragged me to her room so she and I could get well-acquainted. I'm not the type of guy to refuse such a generous offer so I let her me to her bed.
And I blew her mind.
I'm not one to brag about my sexual prowess in bed. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm very damn good. I know just how to make a girl climax, over and over, and make her scream for more. Being a bio-android I am not limited to the normal parameters of a human's stamina. She just couldn't keep up with me.
Now my itch has been scratched. I know my 'master' would not like what I had done with Kirche. I just don't care.
My 'master' and I are walking from a sword shop and I am carrying my latest purchase. Sure, it is a rusty sword but it is still better than that extravagant gold sword which was encrusted with jewels that the shopkeeper wanted to sell us. It was too flashy for my taste and while I do enjoy being flashy I don't think a sword like that is meant for me.
Now, Derflinger on the other hand is a unique weapon. A sentient sword is something hard to come by. I mean back in my world swords became Tsukumogami on the 100th year after they are forged. Not many swords really last that long but Derflinger here is definitely a specimen of a Tsukumogami. Or, maybe he has been sentient since he was forged. He looks really old and rusty but he's good with conversation.
The princess has come to visit the academy for the Familiar Exhibition. Of course in the dead of night after her arrival, she sneaks into Louise's room to meet her. I learn that Tristain's princess and Louise are childhood friends. Guess even the brat could have friends. Louise introduces me as her Familiar and I introduce myself by name, "It's Shiro Juuyon."
She's surprised that I'm a human Familiar. I feel insulted to be referred to as a human but I'm not about to be rude to this woman. She was a looker.
For the Familiar Exhibition, I decided to use Cyber Leader and DALEK Gary for the show. Just some tricks for the audience. I think I was able to amaze them when I summoned my two servants before we proceeded to do our performance.
I order my two cybernetic servants to attack me and I fight using Derflinger. I deflect their shots with the blade, making sure that the deflected shots didn't hit the audience. I didn't need people arresting me for the murder of nobles. I make the show as exciting as possible. The Cyber Leader punches at me and I catch his fist before pushing him back. DALEK Gary tries to tackle me from behind but I spin out of the way and he hits the Cyber Leader instead. Both collapsed onto the stage in a heap and try to get up as I salute the crowd. That is when DALEK Gary begins to fly using his Anti-Gravity technology and hover over me. He shoots at me and I deflect again with Derflinger. DALEK Gary keeps screaming, "Exterminate! Exterminate!" as he fires on me but I am skilled with a sword. I'm not one to brag but I am quite good with a blade. I then decide to finish it and jump an impressive height into the air and hit DALEK Gary's head with the flat side of Derflinger's blade. DALEK Gary crashes onto the stage. The Cyber Leader is coming at me and I thrust, the Cyber Leader, stopping with the blade's tip an inch from its neck.
We did put on a decent show for the audience. I do like the attention but in the end we could not compete with Tabitha and her dragon. I hate to admit it, but she's really good with her Familiar.
I have the Cyber Leader at my side as DALEK Gary floats in midair, firing its death ray at the cloaked thief but his energy weapon is unable to penetrate the golem's thick hide. The Cyber Leader couldn't even hit Foquet because it is unable to target the thief. Of course, I just need one lucky shot.
"Fireball!"
Oh, fuckberries.
A part of the tower explodes and dust blinds me. Focusing my vision, I see Foquet carrying a box under her arm. It is obviously something from the tower.
I am furious, and I make sure Louise knows it too.
I summon forth the Cyber Leader and DALEK Gary. I glare at the army coming at me. I had sent Louise away with the others to safety. I wonder what made me become so sentimental.
It doesn't matter. It's time for me to show my true power.
"Cyber Leader, DALEK Gary," I begin. "Dark Xros Fusion," I commanded.
The screen of my Dark Xrosser releases a burst of dark energy which engulfs my two servants, breaking them down into molecules to bond to my body. I slowly feel myself change as the Cyber Leader's armor grafts itself to my body. I think they notice. Good, I want my enemies to see this. DALEK Gary's parts assimilate to my new armored form.
Once the darkness around me evaporates, I stand in my new form. I am clad in Cyber-Armor, a silver-grey with a helmet that sports the handlebars that all Cybermen possess. My face remains visible, but only for now. From the knees down I wear boots that were big and thick like elephant legs. They are colored black with silver semi-spheres covering them like. Mounted on my left arm is a cannon which is actually a gigantic version of DALEK Gary's death ray gun stick. Grasped in my right hand is a staff topped with a suction cup. On my chest is a circular crest with an image of 8-heades snake on it.
Cyber-D Shiro has been born.
"Now, it's time to fight," I say as a black faceplate covers my face and over my eyes are eyepieces which resemble the one on DALEK Gary's eyestalk. "EXTERMINATE!" I roar as I flew into the air and fire my Death Cannon at the army.
KAMEN RIDER CHROME: As you know, I did not do summarize every major moment in Zero no Tsukaima. Just stuff I thought would make Shiro look badass. This isn't canon and was written just for fun. If anyone wishes to borrow this idea, let me know. I'd love to see what you can do with Shiro Juuyon.