I Don't Own anything.
'thought'
"Speech"
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
The man before me has his body tense, cautiously looking over me with a frown on his face. "My name is Tengen Uzui! The Sound Hashira and the god of flashiness! Remember it demon!"
"I'm not a fucking-"
I sharply inhale then exhale. "I am not a demon. In fact. I am quite literally the opposite."
"A likely story." The man frowns. "But one as flashy as me shall not be tricked by your simpleminded efforts to pull the wool over my eyes!"
I let out a long annoyed breath. "Alright, how about I just beat you up and we can have this conversation later."
I hear him take in another breath.
He flinches as I appear in front of him, fist drawn back.
He hurls numerous small beads to the side as my wrist warbles.
As the beads hit the ground they violently explode, the man leaps back, but my fist is faster, my wrist extends sharply and quickly causing my hardened metalic knuckles crash into his face and send him reeling.
I move through the smoke and take my place behind him.
He's strong and fast. Far surpassing that of a normal human.
But that's just it, a normal human.
He skids to a halt, rolling forwards to avoid my next punch.
Oh? How'd he know I was there?
I kick as hard as I can causing a blunted gale of wind to strike the sword wielding man in the back, carrying him forwards with a gasp as I lift a hand.
Some form of echolocation? Can humans even have that? He would be a beast with observation haki.
I point two fingers at him, my eyes gleaming as numerous glowing spots appear on his body, some greyed out as they would cause some form of permanent injury or death.
A sharpened glob of mercury travels at tremendous speeds forwards as it frees itself from my fingertips.
The man whirls around, slashing through the glob with one of his two cleavers.
I lift both hands and send an absolute horde of metal arrows at the man who whirls his weapons in front of him to deflect the attacks.
My eyes narrow as I continue my attack, he is doing surprisingly well. I guess I could use my observation haki to speed this up a little bit. It seems like his mind is moving far faster than his body.
I focus on his rapid swings and deflections, he seems to be adapting to my 'attack rhythm', each deflection becoming minutely easier than the last.
An opening.
One of the darts strike his left peck causing his arm to seize up, mid-swing.
Not expecting the sudden lack of mobility he is struck by dozens of arrows that leave him completely paralyzed and bleeding from the eyes as he falls back slowly.
Completely nonlethal, mind you, the blood comes from a temporary blindness pressure point. His sight will reappear soon enough.
For good measure, as he is falling back, I lunge forwards and kick him as hard as I can, his ribs crack, but unlike they would normally do, they don't shatter inwards into his lungs, just merely having a clean break that perfectly realigns.
As he is kicked to the floor, I crush him to the floor with a foot, making sure to step on his broken ribs.
"Alright. Since that is out of the way... You. Who the fuck are you, why did you attack me and why are you so arrogant and punchable when you only barely reach the lowest of the low in the supernatural scale?"
"…"
"Oh. Right. I should probably un-paralyze your head, and if you are worried about the sudden darkness, your blindness will go away in roughly..." I cock my head to the side as I think about how hard my bullet struck his pressure point, hard enough that he'd be dead if this room didn't cushion lethal blows. "ten hours."
I reach down and rub the corners of the man's jaw with my thumbs.
A cool aspect of my mercury fruit that it didn't tell me is that I can control its lethality at my own whims.
It can go from 'just liquid metal' to 'just a drop can kill an adult human being'.
Of course, it's using one piece 'Devil Fruit Physics', so said poisoning is much more fast-acting than the drops that seeped through that one woman's latex gloves.
I haven't tested it yet, but it should be potent enough to affect most supernatural creatures. It might even get more potent as I grow stronger.
"So. Who are you. Why are you here. Would you like to buy something from my shop."
"You foul creature! I will stop you-" the man struggles, taking a deep breath as I increase the pressure on his broken ribs.
"I'm going to stop you right there. I'm not a demon. I am a Kuda-Gitsune. Silica is human. Kuda-Gitsune are Youkai. Not demons."
"Do you eat humans, foul creature? Are you tricking this poor girl into your machinations only to devour her heart and soul?!"
"Mr. Argo would never do such a thing!" SIlica gasps sounding genuinely infuriated at the prone man.
"Yeah." I agree. "That's fucking disgusting! Of course there are some... ugh... despicable youkai, but the large majority of 'Evil' youkai merely need human fear to sustain themselves. I myself live off human food- that is, like, apples, or noodles not literally human."
"Hrn. Very well! I will believe you due to the flashiness of your attacks!"
I sharply inhale and exhale.
Calm down, Argo. He's from Edo period Japan with horrid vampire-like beasts that kill and eat humans like they're fucking lunchables. Reasonably most demons are far stronger than humans are, even with their bullshit breathing techniques so they more often than not need to attack without hesitation.
"I am a Hashira of the demon slayer corps! One who flashily saves the lives of people from the scourge that Muzan Kibutsuji has wrought on Japan!"
"And a Hashira... is?" I idly comment, prodding him to go forwards.
"The best of the best! The most dazzling fighters we have to offer!" The man grins.
"Your obsession with being flamboyant is a little crazy." I quietly observe
"I am the god of festivals and flashiness!" He declares.
"You'll be the god of involuntary bowel movements in a second if you keep annoying me." I frown. "You attacked me because?"
"Humans cannot control liquid metal! Thus I had thought you were a demon, and a powerful one at that. Demons get vastly stronger the more humans they eat, so I had assumed that you had eaten numerous humans."
"Nah. I got my metal powers after I ate a fruit."
"Those powers not naturally being your own is... one thing... but a fruit? That is truly an unflashy way to gain powers."
"How else would I have gotten these powers?"
"By falling into a large crucible of molten metal after eating a miraculous medicine of course!" The man declares. "Any other way would be dreadfully unflashy!"
I stare down at him.
I hold out a hand as I wordlessly shift into my hybrid form.
"You're only still alive because this room prevents lethal damage, I hope you know." I frown as with a pulse of glowing light his bruises fade, his eyes regain clarity and his muscles untense.
"You have two options. One. You can buy something. Or two you can get the hell out."
"You have been speaking an awful lot about purchasing things, yet you haven't shown me your wares yet!" The man declares.
"Fine then. Follow me." I scoff as I turn and walk back to the shop proper.
"We have swords, Armor, healing medicines and tonics, poisons, plants you have probably never seen before, then, of course, we have a few of those fruits that grant a unique one of a kind superpower. We've also got books on magic if that is your thing. But roughly only one in ten people are capable of using it. Of course, building off that, we have magical items, some of which you don't need to be a wizard to use, like our Gale Force Reading Glasses which allow you to read at an enhanced speed. I've got a couple pairs at times eight speed, a few at times eighteen, one at thirty-two and a pair at sixty-four."
"Then we've got metals, and durable leathers, books, you can even put in requests for items." I list off as I take my spot behind the counter, my tail swishing out behind me as I cross my arms. "Take a look around. See if you find something you like."
I watch him out of the corner of my eye as he meanders off into the store.
"THESE BLADES!" He gasps suddenly, causing me to turn and look over to him, he is stood before the Moonflash and the Sunspot. "So flashy! How much?"
"Should I give you some of the history of those swords?"
He looks over, his purplish eyes slowly sliding across the shop.
"Those two swords, the Sunspot and the Moonflash, are extremely powerful blades in another world. Crafting on a distant island in the northern sea, they are known as 'skillful grade' weapons, and there are only fifty in total across the entire planet. They far surpass your standard iron or steel blade... and that was before I had a swordsmith friend of mine improve their qualities fourfold. Moonflash has an almost ethereal and hypnotic quality to that draws the eyes, potentially allowing you to slash people without them realizing it, sunspot is the inverse, where its reflectiveness causes people to look away from it if they don't want to be blinded. Truly a flashy pair of weapons indeed. Said to be cursed due to the difficulty to wield them."
I tap my chin as I think about the price. "They are quite valuable in their own world more so than the standard skillful grade sword due to their beauty, then the price was multiplied by four when I had them upgraded."
"How much?"
"One hundred million Yen. Each." I answer, mentally adding. 'Just for you. Ten times the price because you fucking annoyed me.'
"That is... a flashy price." He murmurs.
"Keep in mind, we accept trade for things as well."
"And what could I trade for?"
"That metal your sword is made of is pretty interesting, I'd be happy to get some of that." I admit with a bright smile. "Your breathing technique is also pretty interesting. If you taught me that I'd knock off some money as well. But beyond that, I don't really know your world, so there's possibly other things."
"I will return!" He declares suddenly as he turns and with a flash of movement opens the door with a dramatic flourish, he lets out a boisterous laugh as he exits, the door slamming shut behind him.
Well. That was a thing.
The door reopens not even a second later as... another new person comes through the door?
Two in one day? What the hell?
His eyes widen briefly as he cautiously swipes his gaze around the room, rooted to the spot.
"Welcome to Fortune's Favors!" I peppily remark. "The interdimensional pawn and trade. What can I get for you today."
His eyes eventually fall to me, locking onto my second pair of ears and my tail, a look of genuine bafflement on his face.
He speaks with a slight southern American drawl. "What in the fresh hell are you supposed to be?"
English, for once.
He wears a cream-colored suit with a blue tie, he appears to be an older gentleman, bald, but with a trimmed white beard.
"I am a Kuda Gitsune. A youkai of fortune, wealth, and bargaining."
"A youkai? That supernatural mumbo jumbo?" The man huffs. "Do you take me for an idiot?"
"Do you take me for an idiot?" I shoot back. "Clearly you were surprised by this little store. It's in a place it shouldn't be, right? Somewhere where it logically couldn't fit, or maybe even somewhere where there's no visible door. This shop connects entire worlds. Worlds where magic and monsters are common and mages gather under the banners of guilds, worlds that a primarily covered in water where cyborgs casually exist alongside muskets, pirates, and fruits that grant you superpowers."
I gesture to Silica. "Silica here is from a world where a man created a true virtual reality game... then trapped ten thousand people inside of it and hid microwaves in the headsets. If you die in the game, you die for real."
I gesture to myself. "My world has basically all of the mythologies be real, with beings that can casually erase entire islands off the face of the map if they so wanted. It's pretty scary so I typically linger here where you fundamentally can't be killed."
"In fact, just before you came in, I had a guy proclaiming to be a 'demon slayer' who could pull off superhuman feats because of the way he breathes." I announce. "So. What can I get you sir? Metals which don't exist in your world? Magic swords? Magical tomes? Magic glasses which allow you to read books sixty four times normal speed? I even have a couple of those fruits that grant super powers."
"Interesting enough proposition." The man states as he approaches the countertop. "The question on my mind is... 'how much does this cost'?"
"For what?" I question with a calm expression.
"These 'Power Fruits' of yours. I want to know what they do and how much they cost." He begins.
"Hoho. Looking to become a superhuman?" I question with a small grin. "I will warn you. A devil fruit is one of a kind. There can only be one sole fruit of each type active at any one time. When a person who as eaten a fruit has died, a nearby fruit of applicable type with magically transmute into a devil fruit."
"You may only have one fruit's power at any one time excluding special circumstances which I will explain in a moment." I continue.
"A devil fruit is a high-quality preparation ingredient that when not properly prepared tastes like the foulest thing you have ever eaten and robs you of your ability to swim. Your body will feel weak and sluggish when you begin to submerge yourself, and once you get about waist deep in water, you'll need someone to physically drag you out of it. However. I know a person who can prepare a devil fruit correctly so this is less of an issue, but I should still inform you. In addition eating a improperly prepared devil fruit makes it so you may never eat another. If you do, you will be killed. For properly prepared devil fruits, your power is merely replaced with that of the new fruit, and your original power will reincarnate into a nearby fruit of the devil fruit's type, thus a pear devil fruit will go to a pear, an apple to an apple."
"I see. And what of the powers?"
"There are three distinct types, the first is Zoan, which basically turns you into a werewolf for a specific creature, these creatures can be basic, like wolves, tigers, ancient, like saber tooth tigers, wooly mammoths, and dinosaurs, or mythical, like gods, dragons, demons, or angels."
"Gods?" The man mutters.
"Oh, don't get me wrong, they're called 'gods' because of their powers, and yes, they are definitely powerful, but their overall strength is still reliant on your own. Say for instance..."
With a flash I transform into my full transformation. "The seraph fruit. Seraph angels are supposed to have more than four wings, but when I first got the fruit, I was only able to have two. Now I am at four."
"These three kind of fruits are divided into 'Normal' Zoans, 'Ancient' Zoans, and 'Mythical' Zoans, each more expensive than the last. In addition, some zoan devil fruits allow you to have the powers of multiple fruits, typically those with multiple heads like the Hydra fruit, or like... Asura fruit. Before you ask, no. I don't have any other mythical fruits in stock at the moment, but I do have one ancient fruit, and ancient fruits typically get... 'unique' abilities standard devil fruits might not have, like the Spinosaurus may be able to spin its sail like a massive saw blade."
"Next, we have 'Logia'. Which turns you into a naturally occurring element or certain fluid-like man-made substances. Examples such as sand, ice, magma, fire, smoke, light, that sort of thing. This basically makes you semi-immortal as you can deform and manipulate your body at will, though of course, some elements have key weaknesses such as the ice fruit being hurt by fire."
My hand turns metallic and shiny, drooping briefly before turning into a sword. "Some Logia devil fruits gain special secondary qualities, such as my mercury devil fruit's power to manipulate my toxicity."
"Finally, we have the 'Paramecia' devil fruits, which cover basically everything else. Elements or items that are made by humans such as a spring or rubber, or concepts, like the ability to disguise yourself as whoever you have previously touched, or invisibility, the ability to slow people down, or even the ability to see and use pressure points far beyond their standard applications."
"And these powers... they are quite expensive, right?" The man frowns.
"Yes but seeing as how this is a pawn and trade, we of course accept items of equivalent value." I smile brightly as I bring out a sheet of paper. "Here is a list of all of the devil fruits we have in stock and I'm willing to sell, all sorted both through type and lowest to highest price in each category."
The man slowly takes the piece of paper which I had carefully written out yesterday and slowly looks over the list, a frown on his face. "There's not too many on here."
"I only very recently managed to enter that world." I explain.
"Tell me, the Ash fruit. This 'Log-ia'. How much is it?" He asks.
"Five hundred million American dollars." I smile brightly.
He flinches back. "Half a billion?!"
"To be fair, sir, the Ash fruit is an extremely powerful fruit that allows you to both superheat your body and rend the moisture from people you touch, leaving them a desiccated husk. You become completely and totally immune to small and large arms fire- with the exception of if you are wet- and you gain complete and total control over ash as a concept, allowing you to make hardened walls of ash, sharp blades of ash, and bullets made of ash that you can shoot at high speeds. Additionally, it should be theoretically possible to create diamonds with your ash, causing your defense to grow even further." I explain in my best impression of a 'tech support' voice.
His eyebrows shoot up briefly. "You didn't say that it gives you control of an element... just that it replaces your body with it."
"I apologize for my minor slip up." I state.
A grin crosses his face. "Alright, I can work with this. You've got yourself a deal, kid."
He holds out a hand which I take with a bright smile.
"Obadiah Stane. Ceo of Stark Enterprises." He introduces. "The biggest arms manufacturers in America."
Oh.
Oh shit.
"Argo D. Naut. The one who is bound to and manages the interdimensional shopping center Fortune's Favors." I reply.
"Tell me, you accept weapons, right?"
"Not missiles. Those are typically pretty hard to sell, but smaller arms like pistols, rifles, and ammunition is welcome, though I'd like for you to pay at least a portion in money as I can't convert products into upgrades for my shop here."
"And what form of upgrades would you get?"
"Well, I already have a room that improves the rate at which you learn combat abilities up to ten times, more money would allow me to increase that maximum cap even further- oh, that reminds me, time passes a little differently here. I would suggest leaving as soon as possible because one hour here could easily turn into multiple hours elsewhere. I once went into a world for like sixteen hours one time and silica had said only an hour had passed here, soooo while you have been here it's possible that an entire hours worth of time has passed in your world. Or it has been half as much time. I'm not sure how it works, but it fluctuates wildly."
His eyebrows shoot up. "Shit."
He turns and speedwalks to the door. "I'll be back."
Pov: elsewhere.
A man with long grey hair sat in a suit of plate armor crosses his arms and frowns at the auction window in front of him.
"What the hell?"
He didn't code anything like this.
Auction:
Devil Fruit:
{SSS-Rank Cooking Ingredient}
Requirement: Cooking Proficiency 1000
Summary:
A devil fruit is a unique fruit said to hold a demon within. Each fruit when eaten grants the consumer a special 'Unique Skill'. You may only have the powers of one fruit at a time*.
When not properly prepared, this fruit tastes excruciatingly bad, in addition, the consumer gains a tremendous weakness to water and anything radiating the aura of the sea. These side effects are removed if the fruit is properly prepared by a master chef. In addition, you may eat additional devil fruits to change your power, the new skill replacing the original one you had. But please be aware, If you try to eat several improperly prepared fruits, you will be killed by the power of the fruits.
Notice: Some fruits grant you the capability of eating more Devil Fruits, but that is a slim minority of 'Zoan' fruits.
Time Remaining: 648:32:44
Current Bid: 37,001,304 Cor
A unique skill is powerful. His own was generated with his own two hands by the system, it gives his a far greater defensive stat with his shield and allows him to stop blocking or attacking mid-swing with no delay.
A skill crafted just for him.
Now there are fruits which can grant powers of similar strength?
Just what is this game's system doing?
He stares long and hard at the auction window for a moment.
But.
If he were to get a second player with a unique skill, that might just push them into the first place guild depending on just how powerful this skill is.
Or he could eat the fruit himself and have two unique skills.
He falls silent looking up at the ceiling.
There is another guild building suitable for the Knights of the Blood on floor seventy four.
He should call a guild meeting before doing anything drastic. He should keep up his façade that he actually cares about these bastards. And a guild master spending every single cor in the guild treasury is just not cool and would cause a lot of the guild to lose trust in him.
I let out a low hum as I sit on the couch, Silica to my left and Perona to my right.
Offbrand DXD anime is a little weird.
Tracker x Tracker, I've never seen hunter x hunter so I can't make a comparison, two piece- which isn't about pirates at all and is a spy drama- Drag-so Ball which keeps the core of dragon ball with seven mystical orbs, but Goku is a youkai instead of an alien warrior. There's also basically zero space travel or alien mumbo jumbo.
Of course, Perona, being a girl who came from a world where the closest thing to television was a livestream via snail, and after being locked on an island boat with basically no entertainment, she is flat out obsessed with the television.
Her eyes are glued to the screen, she barely even seems to notice myself of Silica.
I stand up, turning and walking past Silica whose eyes trail after me as I make my way to the kitchen.
I notice her quickly shift on the couch, sitting where I was a moment before, making it so when I come back I'll be forced to sit on the far left of the couch, meaning she'd be in between Perona and myself.
Awww does she want to distance me from Perona? She's jealous! How cute!
Perona looks over at her in confusion. "Huh?"
I assume she shoots the pink haired girl a pouty glare of some sort.
"Wh- Pfft- you think I'm actively trying to make the moves on Argo?" She scoffs.
"Hurtful." I call out from the kitchen as I toss a bag of popcorn into the microwave, making sure to carefully input a time because the 'popcorn' setting always leaves it burnt.
"Regardless, just because you touch yourself while muttering his name under your breath doesn't mean you get to claim him."
Silica proceeds to let out a hellish shriek of horror and embarrassment as she lunges over the couch. "WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAAAT?!"
She passes through the pink haired girl who simply smiles. "Oh, by the way, this is just my ghost form."
She looks over to the Tv, calling out a command so she can focus entirely on teasing Silica. "Z-Box. Pause."
"I already knew anyways, I just wasn't saying anything." I admit proudly.
"AAAAHHHHH!" The brown haired girl screams.
"Speaking on this... So. Perona... you like to hide in pallets of metal bars, huh?" I continue.
"…"
"No comment." The girl replies.
"You'll need to pay if you want to watch next time." I press on.
"N-No comment." She stares again, voice sounding more strained.
"Or you could join in. I won't judge." I smirk as I stare into the microwave as pops begin to echo out from the rapidly expanding bag.
"N-NO COMMENT!"
"HEEEEEY! Argo!"
The door is thrown open as a straw-hat wearing teen rushes inside. "Look! Look!"
I look up from my current task of carving runes into another wooden ring, trying to hone my craft to make these engravings smaller and smaller.
Clutched between his hands is a- d-devil fruit?!
It is black in color with a green stem and a cloak of leaves similar to banana leaves, the fruit itself is deeply swirled the lines being an almost gold color giving the fruit a dazzling look.
"Luffy! Don't run off like that! What if you bruise the devil fruit?! That's our largest meal ticket right there!" A fist smashes into luffy's head.
He doesn't move an inch as the woman behind him lets out a sharp gasp and clutches her hand. "ow ow ow ow ow. Why are you so hard headed?"
"Violence isn't permitted in this room. If you want to punch Luffy you're looking for that room over there." I explain to the straw hat navigator who is carefully carrying a second devil fruit.
"Where the hell did you find two devil fruits?"
"They were on this massive island boat in the middle of the Florian triangle!" Luffy exclaims.
I blink down at the fruit.
Kage Kage no Mi (Shadow-Shadow Fruit)
An incredibly powerful Paramecia devil fruit that allows the consumer to manipulate shadow itself! Your shadow becomes sentient, you can touch shadow, and you can even steal and consume shadows to temporarily increase your power severalfold and gain the physical abilities of the person whose shadow you ate. This fruit also gives a bunch of other beneficial abilities, like the ability to swap places with you shadow, or to force shadows into lifeless bodies to puppet them around. However, Salt, due to its deep connection to the sea, will free the trapped shadows residing in zombies. A person whose shadow is stolen evaporates in sunlight, though they must be completely evaporated to perish die. If they manage to get out of the sunlight it won't matter if their entire head and upper torso is gone, they will reform slowly. If someone dies, their shadow disappears as well, thus it is in the devil fruit user's best interest to keep those they steal the shadows from alive.
Estimated Value: 830,000,000 Beri
'wh-'
I look to the fruit in Nami's hands, it is almost completely transparent, looking to be a carrot of some sort.
Not a devil fruit, but eh, Chopper's devil fruit was a mushroom and that sure as hell isn't a fruit.
Suke Suke no Mi (Clear Clear Fruit)
This paramecia devil fruit grants the consumer the ability to turn invisible! That's about it, really. I mean, yes, the things they are touching can also be made invisible, this includes people, clothes, weapons, and even objects like small boats. It holds no real combative power except the unpredictability it grants, but, it is fairly easily counted by Observation Haki.
Estimated Value: 122,000,000
My eyes trail between the two fruits.
"These fruits..." I whisper quietly, my eyes wide. "Did you kill the people these belonged to?"
"What? No!" Nami exclaims. "They were just sat on that massive island boat in the kitchen!"
"The issue is that they had users up until very recently."
Nami stiffens.
"OI! PERONA!" I shout over my shoulder to the closed door.
A head passes through the wall. "Yeah?"
"I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" I ask the pink haired girl as she fully passes through the wall, crossing her ghostly arms as she floats there.
"Uh... good... news?" She mutters.
"You narrowly avoided death by choosing to come here." I frown with a serious tone.
"Wh-"
"That leads me to the bad news... your old crew is dead. Something killed them. Both Absolom and Moria."
"W-What?" She whispers, eyes growing wide, tears prickle at the corners of her eyes.
She may have left them, but she clearly didn't want them to die. "T-THEN THESE BASTARDS-"
"No. We don't know what killed them, but it wasn't the straw hat pirates. If I had to make an educated guess I would say that it was-"
"T-That mountain sized creature I saw?!" She whispers.
"Yes." I nod once. "Possibly that."
She looks at the fruits, tears dripping down her cheeks, then goes back through the wall.
I look over to Luffy and Nami. "I'd like to buy these fruits from you. I'll give you a fair price for them. I don't exactly have enough in pure cash right now, but I have gold and magic items you might be interested in."
I gesture to the carrot. "That's the Clear Clear fruit. It basically just gives the eater the ability to turn themselves and whatever they are touching invisible. It's countered pretty hard by observation Haki though so It's sort of only useful in the first half of the grand line... but I bet you could awaken it in some manner to allow it to make your presence invisible as well. One hundred and twenty million."
I gesture to the black fruit. "This is the shadow-shadow fruit. Previously owned by one of the seven warlords of the Sea, Gecko Moria, someone who once went up against Kaido in the distant past. Of course, he lost everything because of it and it left him broken and lazy... It does a myriad of things, primarily giving your shadow sentience and allowing you to manipulate and steal shadows. If people you steal the shadows from enter the sunlight, they die. Its value is roughly eight hundred and thirty million beri."
Nami's eyes practically become Beri signs seemingly forgetting the fact that death just might be looming around her at any moment outside in the Florian Triangle.
"In addition, you'll probably find Wano country's national treasure, Shusui on that island, it's a katana which had been blackened by its previous wielder.
"Oh yeah. Zoro found that."
"So, he's got six katana's now? Fun." I scoff with a small eye roll. "So. Would you like to sell? And what for? We've got some useful magical items you could buy like our Gale Force reading glasses, maybe some healing potions? Magic clothes for added survivability? Fortune's Favors has it all!"
Well Well, two entire new worlds? Huh. That's neat.
And it looks like Argo got his first villainous customer, that bodes well for the MCU.
Guest Reviews:
Ya boi: Nah, he'd just stick with the classic explanation of 'When a mommy and a daddy love each other veeeery much'.
Guest 001: Wouldn't combining the breathing styles... technically be sun breathing?
: As a fruit
Guest 002: Yes, which is why he was beheaded IN said training room.
Reader 451: SOON Lisbeth will appear. She'll probably ditch SAO the second she maxes out her crafting abilities because she hears about people trying to lewd HER man.
Kyo: Man, Muzan is sort of an asshole. Like, the lesser 6 moons aren't 'required' anymore. You keep all the other demons around. There's no fucking reason for you to kill off your 7-12th strongest demons. Just demote them and be done with it.
Cheese Bandit: yes. Eventually it will happen.
Guest 003: Yes, I have plans for all three.
Random Guest: I actually have plans for what to give those, and let me just say... they fit perfectly.
Mememememe: but that would kill him, thus the rooms won't allow it.
Anyways, HOLY SHIT there were a lot of guest reviews this time. I'll see you all whenever.