I don't own pjo or Naruto
Surt was not angry at all. He wasn't pissed at the fact that he was nowhere near starting Ragnarok. He wasn't pissed that Loki was prancing about the godly realms as a fucking woman. The little whore had completely forgotten about Ragnarok...about him!
As the room burst into flames and the various weaklings that dared call themselves Jotunn began running around like headless chickens. Surt came to a conclusion, he was beyond pissed!
To Loki, everything was a game.
Summoning his sword Laevateinn,Surt was ready to-
"Sit down before you get yourself killed, boy." A voice said, making him pause.
"Who dares!" He growled out as he looked around the room. "Show yourself coward!"
"I dare, boy." In a flash of yellow light, a young boy appeared before him. The boy had white hair and yellow soul piercing eyes. For some reason he had a bandage on his cheek. He was dressed in a large white shirt that had a smiling clock face on it, small green shorts and he was barefoot. "It's been a while boy."
"...Do I know you?" Surt asked, sword ready to cleave the little fucker in half.
"Oh right, this is the form I've taken. Let me remind you…" At that, the boy flared his power. Making Surt freeze in place. "... Remember me now,boy?"
Of course he remembered! How could he forget that monstrous power?
"Kronos…" he said as the boy laughed.
"Got it in one!" The boy clapped. "You're a smart one, which begs the question. Why do you wanna kill yourself?"
"I wasn't going to kill myself," Surt scoffed. "What are you doing here anyway?"
"Stopping you from going to confront Loki and getting yourself killed." Kronos said, yellow eyes narrowing. "I've also come with to-
"Let me guess, form some sort of alliance?" Surt asked as he turned away. "I know you Kronos, working with you actually means working for you. So I refuse…" Surt knew Kronos was more powerful than him, but he could not work with the Titan even if it was to save his life.
"...you will regret this, surt." Kronos said before vanishing.
Kronos didn't bother with forcing people to join him, if you're weak minded enough to be strong armed into picking a side then you're not worth it. It's a good philosophy, one he too practiced.
...With his mind now calm, Surt went back to his seat. He was almost going to track down Loki and force her to start Ragnarok. And she would have killed him for it…
Sure it was going to be a hard battle but she would've killed him in the end…
All he had to do now was wait. Wait for what? Who the fuck knows. But Ragnarok was definitely not happening anytime soon. Unless of course Loki got pregnant, and was at her weakest moment.
...yeah right, what are the odds of that ever happening.
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Nemesis didn't care much when her power suddenly teleported her into a club. She went straight for where her power told her to go. Naruto was nearby and she would end him before he suffered great loss.
Without care for anyone, she walked in a straight line and shoved anyone in her way. Naruto Uzumaki was hers now, and nothing would stop her. Not even…
Someone giving him a blowjob…
At first she faulted, but then she shook it off. Walking over to the blonde and his red haired lover, she opened her mouth to speak. Only for a hand to cover her mouth, making her eyes widen.
"I could feel your intentions from across the room," Standing before Nemesis was the red haired lover of Naruto Uzumaki. But at the same time she could clearly see another version of the redhead blowing him. "You're not going to ruin my fun." The glowing green eyes told Nemesis that this goddess was someone powerful. "I have no idea what you want with Lover boy but you have to wait while I have my fun."
The goddess looked thoughtful for a moment before she smirked. "Rather than wait, why don't we all have fun together! Now be a good little girl and open your mouth for mommy Loki!" As Loki's hand left her mouth, she felt a foreign power take her over and her mouth forcefully opened.
"Oh fuck," From the side, Naruto groaned loudly as the second Loki sped up her bobbing. "I'm cumming!"
As Naruto ejaculated into the Loki on his dick, the Loki in front of Nemesis quickly kissed her. A sloppy kiss that had a lot more to it…
Nemesis felt a bunch of pills in her mouth before they were suddenly washed down by something warm,thick and salty filling her mouth and going down her throat.
Oh Chaos no…
Her eyesight began to blur and loud club music began to sound a lot like background music. Her body felt sensitive, a bit too sensitive as Loki began running her hands around Nemesis's body. One hand groping her breast and the other squeezing her ass. This action made her moan out loud…
"W-what did you do-oh fuck!" Nemesis breathed out as Loki pulled back.
"Just a little gift from an old friend," Loki smirked, as she grabbed Nemesis by the back of the neck and began leading her to Naruto.The kneeling Loki pulled back, revealing Naruto's large cock. "Now kneel!"
Nemesis did as ordered, falling to her knees as the Loki behind her vanished.
"Now put that fucking cock in you mouth," Loki said as she grabbed the large dick and slapped her with it. Nemesis would've burned the damn thing as soon as it touched her face. But now, she willingly put the head in her mouth. "Now suck,"
Nemesis began to lower herself on the large dick, trying and failing to fit the whole thing. She'd never done this before, she tended to be the dominant one in all her relationships.
As the thing hit the back of her throat,she gagged and tried to pull back. Key word, tried.
"You look like you need some help," Suddenly Nemesis felt herself grabbed and forcefully pushed down. " Yeah choke on that cock you bitch!"
The whole thing was shoved down her throat and Loki held her down. As she suffocated on the cock of the man she was here to kill, Nemesis just hoped no one could see her.
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Aphrodite appeared in a flash of pink light at The Oasis a club owned by the Egyptian god Seth. Here it didn't matter which pantheon you belonged to so long as you didn't cause trouble you could party all night long.
Aphrodite is a blonde haired goddess with blue eyes, wearing a white dress that stuck to her body like it was wet, and cream high heels.
"Time to forget that jerk of a boyfriend and get myself a good fuck." Aphrodite said as looked around.
"What's with you Greek's showing up to my club," A voice called as Aphrodite turned to see a woman approaching. "First Apollo, Ares and Nemesis. Now you."
"Hello Seth," Aphrodite greeted the now named Seth. Seth has long pinkish-red hair, red eyes and was dressed in a tight sexy bunny girl suit, complete with the ears on top of her head. "I didn't know those two were here,"
Seth just shrugged her shoulders. "So Apollo's here but she's playing hard to get," Seth said as she began playing with a strand of her hair. "Wanna help a gal out?"
At first glance, one would see Seth as a beautiful goddess wearing a sexy bunny girl suit. But that completely flat chest told a different story entirely…
"Apollo's been playing around a lot lately, I don't think she wants a relationship right now. But if it's for a good time only then just make your intentions clear." Aphrodite said as Seth nodded smirk. " B-by the way, have you seen Ares?"
"Oh, she's over by the bar." Seth said as she chuckled. "Didn't know Ares was now the goddess of war."
"He's not, I did that to him as punishment." Aphrodite said as she smirked. "I bet he hates being a goddess."
"I don't think she does," Seth said as she pointed at the bar.
Aphrodite followed the finger to see a black haired woman staring at something.
Aphrodite followed her gaze and was surprised to see a blonde man getting a double blowjob from two women.
"No way," Aphrodite whispered. " She's turned on, she's fucking turned on!"
"So what are you gonna do about it?" Seth asked as her red eyes twinkled. "You gave her a punishment and she doesn't care. You can't let her get away with this."
"No, no I won't!" Aphrodite growled out as she stomped her way to her girlfriend.
"I love chaos," Seth said as she licked her lips. "Welp better get my dick sucked."
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"If it isn't my girlfriend," Aphrodite said as she approached a seated Ares.
"Hey babe," Ares didn't even bother to look at the love goddess. Her gaze focused on Naruto.
"You miss it don't you, getting your dick sucked." Aphrodite smirked as Ares twitched. "Bet you wish it was you there huh?"
"...yeah," Ares whispered. Her gaze glazed over as she watched the live sex show intently.
"I could make it happen," Aphrodite stepped closer and put her lips to Ares's ears. "With a snap of my fingers it'll be you there."
"I'd like that…"
"I bet you would,all you have to do is apologize." Aphrodite whispered as her hand went to one of Ares's huge breasts and groped it. "Just say you're sorry."
"...no," Ares muttered, her face flush as her breathing quickened.
"Damn bitch," Aphrodite squeezed harder, making her girlfriend moan even louder. "You like that you bitch? You always did like it rough!"
Aphrodite's hands went down and unbuttoned the war goddess's jeans. The Love goddess then jammed her hand past the black panties and straight to the untouched pussy.
"F-fuck, what are you doing to me?" Ares groaned out as her girlfriend began rubbing her pussy.
"Me? Nothing much, just bring out your inner slut!"
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"So what do you think?" Apollo asked as Seth stood up from her kneeling position.
"Well I'm both amazed and dumbfounded at how much of a dumbass Aphrodite actually is." Seth answered as she wiped her mouth. "I took a look at Ares and Aphrodite did more than just a gender-swap. She went right for his core being and twisted it. I gather when she cursed him her thoughts were more or less along the lines of slut, bottom, bitch and other such things. She really wanted to hurt him, so stripped away what made him, him. Making an entirely new being out of it."
"So what you're saying is my brother is dead?" Apollo asked, shocked.
"More or less. Having breasts and pussy doesn't really add much to one's personality. It's their memories! Ares would've gone to her father and have him break the curse no problem but she didn't. The memories she has are basically useless; they do nothing but show her that ' hey you were a guy once!' Her mind will adjust itself and edit out the male bits."
"That seems like it's gonna be an hard for her,"
"Actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience,"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah it's gonna happen in like thirty minutes and go over smoothly." Seth said as she smirked. "Can't wait for the chaos that will ensue when Zeus finds out Aphrodite can literally wipe a deity's personality. Turn them into something else entirely."
"...yeah that could cause a problem," Apollo muttered. "He'd for sure make her fade."
"So you're gonna take Ares to Zeus and break the curse. Right?"
"Well…"
"It's gonna be permanent and irreversible in thirty minutes, a new personality will take over and Ares the god of war will be no more." Seth said she looked at Apollo with a raised eyebrow. "So you'd rather save Aphrodite from being destroyed…"
"I mean, Ares is still alive.
"No he's not…"
"And she seems a lot of fun…"
"Oh, you know sometimes I forget."
"Forget what?" Apollo blinked as Seth shook her head.
"That you're a twisted bitch," Seth replied blankly.
"Whatever," Apollo replied.
"Yes mistress…"
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( Dear future me! I'm not in the mood to write the threesome lemon sooo….yeah it's up to you now!) God I hope I don't forget….
Nemesis moaned as the man she was here to kill sucked on her nipple like a mad man. Between her legs was the red haired form of Loki, lapping away at her pussy.
Her skin felt too sensitive as she was sexually pleasured beyond belief. Naruto's face went from sucking on her hard nipple to her neck and then his lips met hers. Whilst his hand grabbed on her breasts and groped it.
They'd been at it for a while now, Loki and Naruto had been toying with her body and making it their plaything. It was inevitable that she would cum and she did.
"Oh Chaos!" She moaned out as she broke the kiss with Naruto. Her dark skinned body was covered in a light shin of sweat as she panted.
"Hmm that's delicious," Loki's face popped up from between her legs. A smirk on her face as she wiped it clear of cum. "Looks like you've been holding it in for a while. I wonder what will happen when you get fucked."
Nemesis tried replying before she was suddenly flipped onto all fours. She groaned as she felt the fat head of Naruto's cock press against her wet pussy. The blonde had purposely held his cock and rubbed up and down her slit.
Nemesis's body shivered as she pressed her ass back, her body begging to be fucked.
The blonde demigod behind her grabbed her butt in a firm grip before he thrusted in.
Nemesis moaned loudly as pleasure rolled through her body.
"Yeah you like cock don't you?" Nemesis's hair was roughly grabbed as she was forced to look up. She was met with the face of Loki, green eyes looking at her in amusement. "You like that you slut?"
Nemesis tried, she really did try to say no. But her body, and the constant fucking she was receiving…
"Yessss," She moaned, hating the smug smirk on Loki's face. The other goddess looked away from Nemesis and up to Naruto.
"That's it lover, fuck her. Put a fucking baby in her, make her a mommy!" Loki ordered and Naruto instantly obeyed. His thrusts becoming more intense, making the Greek goddess go over the edge. "You would like that wouldn't you slut, tell him how much you want his cum!"
"I want…I want you to put a baby in me!" The goddess panted as she was fucked.
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"This is the part you ask me out," Loki said as she smiled.
"I'm pretty sure we are way past that," Naruto said as he looked around. "Where are we anyway?"
"Asgard," Loki replied nonchalantly. "So aren't you gonna ask me out?"
"Alright Jessica Rabbit, wanna go out with me?" Naruto asked as his naked form stood off the bed.
"Sure I have nothing better to do," Loki shrugged before she stood up as well. "Who's Jessica Rabbit?"
Naruto stared at Loki with a blank look as she stared back at him with confusion. "Seriously?"
"What? Is there something on my face?"
"...no, it's just that you look a lot like her."
"Oh is she beautiful?"
"My childhood would like to think so…"
"Is...is that a compliment?"
"From the bottom of my heart," Naruto replied before he walked over to the goddess and swept her off her feet. Into a bridal carry. "Damn you're gorgeous."
"You just fucked me for eighteen hours straight, don't you wanna rest a bit?" Loki said with a giggle.
"I barely remember that so…" with that said Naruto threw her back on the bed.
"Oh my you big brute~
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"Hey Naru!"
"Hey Apollo," Naruto greeted, as his friend came and hugged him.
"Missed you so much!" Apollo said as she pulled back. "Looking good, I love the new costume."
"Thanks, Loki picked it out." Naruto said as he held out hands. His outfit was green and gold robes that were slightly armored. (A/N basically MCU Loki's outfit) with a golden helmet that had large horns on it
"Of course she did, did she even tell you why she picked it out?" Apollo said with a smirk.
"Nope!"
"She used to wear that back in the day," Apollo said as she watched Naruto closely.
Naruto shrugged before smiling. "So whatcha wearing?"
"Oh this," Apollo said as she did a spin. She was dressed in white armour with gold pauldron, gold gauntlets, a white extremely short skirt and some booty shorts. ( A/N She-Ra and princess of power. But like slutty.) "Do you like it?"
"I don't know where it's from but yeah I like," Naruto said as stared at Apollo.
"..."
"..."
"S-stop looking at me with those eyes!" Apollo yelled with a blush as she pretended to cover her form.
"...the outfit looks familiar but at the same time it doesn't."
"Oh it's She-Ra but with my own personal touch," Apollo explained as Naruto nodded.
"I can see that," Naruto said as a figure approached them.
"Hey guys," Apollo and Naruto turned to find the new Ares walking towards them. "Cool costumes."
"Ah thanks…" Naruto said with wide eyes.
"Big sis you look great!" Apollo cheered as Ares looked to the side with a golden blush on her face.
"Thanks," An extremely embarrassed Ares said as she looked at the ground. "My girlfriend picked it out."
When Apollo wore the wonder woman outfit she more less looked like an extremely gorgeous slutty take on the iconic character.
But when Ares wore it…
It was like looking at the actual Diana of Themyscira.Tall, strong and beautiful. Long black curly hair that was held back by a red/gold tiara and blue eyes. While Apollo's Wonderwoman was dressed to be a slut, Ares was practically dressed for battle, Red chest plate with the blue armored combat short skirt. A sword in her right hand and a round shield in her left along with a red cape tired around her neck.
"Speaking of girlfriends," Apollo said making Naruto jump and look away from Ares. "How'd things between you and Tyche go?"
"Actually pretty good," Naruto said as he smiled. "Though she is still pissed at me for having sex with Nemesis."
"What about Loki?"
"She was fine with that," Naruto shrugged before he remembered. "Actually Loki said she wanted to talk to Tyche about something."
"Wonder how that's gonna go," Apollo said before shrugging. "Anywho let's go have fun!"
"Right, and win the damn thing while we're at it."
"Dream on bitch I'll win this!" Apollo said before she broke into a ran.
Naruto turned to Ares. "Shall we?" The goddess nodded before they followed after Apollo.
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"I want Naruto," Loki said nonchalantly, making Tyche look at her with wide eyes.
"W-why?!"
"Because."
"That's not an answer damnit!" Tyche said as she glared at the red head.
"Look, Naruto is a mystery and I like mysteries. For a mortal he sure is interesting and I want to know why he is who he is." Loki said before she smirked. "Plus the sex is pretty great!"
"You can have any man you want and you decided to have him? Why?" Tyche growled out. "Why my Naruto."
"He interests me," Loki said as she played with a strand of her hair. "Look, how about we compromise. You do the lovey dovey stuff with him and I do the fun stuff with him!"
"W-what, but I also wanna do fun stuff with him!" Tyche said. "He's my boyfriend."
"What's the big deal? I had sex with Naruto and it doesn't bother you that much." Loki asked in annoyance. "Just let me have fun with him, go on a getaway trip through the godly realms and meet people. See his reaction to all that this world has to offer. Something your antisocial ass can't do."
Tyche flinched a bit at that last statement. "I-I don't care about Naruto having sex with you. What I do care about is him falling for you. What if he falls in love with you and even worse! You fall in love with him!"
"Look kid, I'm not the type to fall for mortals that easily." Loki said with a wave. "So either I take him by force or we share. Which one is it gonna be?"
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"This sword is the real deal," Naruto said as he looked at Ares's sword. He was holding it for her while she picked out merchandise. "Perfectly balanced."
"Thanks, I made it myself." Ares said, in her arms was a ton of anime Merch. "You know your weapons huh?"
"Yeah my old life required me to learn this stuff." Naruto said with a far away look. "One would say weapons are a part of me."
"We should spar sometime," Ares suddenly said as she looked at Naruto.
"I would lose in an instant," Naruto replied with a laugh.
"Oh really?" Ares asked with a raised eyebrow. "Why's that?"
"Apart from you being the literal goddess of war. I bet you have more experience with fighting than I do." Naruto said with a shrug. "Plus you have magic but even without magic you could easily beat me."
"A man who knows when not to fight, I like that." Ares said with a small smile.
"Ah thanks!" Naruto said with a blush. It was like Wonder woman herself was smiling at him!
"If you two are done flirting they are about to announce the winner." A pouting Apollo said as she glared at the two. "You literally forgot I was here! You big meanies!"
"I have no idea what you're talking about," Naruto said as before Apollo grabbed his arm.
"Let's go!" Apollo dragged Naruto away. "They are about to announce the winner."
"Wait, he has my sword!" Ares yelled as she quickly followed after them.
"Alright folks, it's time to announce the winner!" The announcement came as Apollo, Ares and Naruto stood at the front. Everyone else had given up on even hoping to win. These three had it in the bag.
"The winner is...Wonder Woman!" The announcer said as everyone burst into applause. There were a few Wonder woman cosplayers around but none of them stepped up. None could compare to the beautiful form of Ares as she walked up to the stage and received her prize. "And now for our second and final winner."
"Hold me," Apollo said as she grabbed his arm and held it. Naruto just chuckled as they waited, it was obvious one of them was going to win. But who?
"Winner is... Jessica Rabbit in the white sea Captain uniform?"
Everyone blinked as an extremely confused Loki stepped on stage.
"I honestly did not see that coming," Apollo said as they stared at Loki with wide eyes.
"Me neither," Naruto said as he began clapping. "Yeah!" He cheered as the rest of the crowd joined in.
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"So how are things with your new girlfriend?" Apollo asked.
"It was going well at first but we hit a bump in the road," Aphrodite answered with a sigh.
"I wonder why that is," Loki said with a smirk.
All three goddesses were currently seated on the bleachers for some random school they found. Apollo was dressed in a sexy golden cheerleader costume now, complete with gold colored pom poms.
Aphrodite was dressed in a pink tracksuit that hugged her body tightly and her long blonde hair was tied in a ponytail. But it was obvious the top was failing to completely hold the love goddess's breasts. "So things have been going great between Ares and I. The sex even better! So I decided to surprise Ares, I called over a couple of Minor gods for a gangbang." The love goddess said as she sighed.
"I take it that didn't go well?" Loki smirked as Aphrodite pouted.
"She asked to fight them and if they beat her she would give them her virginity."
"It's safe to say that it didn't go as planned?" Apollo grinned.
"It wasn't even a fight really, just a one sided beatdown." Aphrodite muttered. "Now she's pissed at me and doesn't wanna talk to me."
"What did you expect? Does Ares look like the kind of gal to be into a gangbang? You jumped the gun a bit early on that one." Apollo said.
"Should've started with an all girls gangbang first." Loki pointed out.
"Yeah not my smartest moment," Aphrodite said, before smirking. "So what's up with you two?"
"What?" Apollo asked in confusion while Loki stayed silent.
"The fact that both of you are after the same guy?" Aphrodite's smirk was absolutely savage now. "I can feel it, both of you want to fuck this guy."
"Actually, I've fucked him multiple times," Loki grinned as she turned to Apollo. "Not sure what's up with her on the other hand."
"What? I can't like people!" Apollo yelled with a blush. "Plus I met him first!"
"Well he's mine now," Loki's eyes twinkled in amusement.
"I'm pretty sure he's dating Tyche,"
"We came to...an understanding."
"This is revenge for me dumping you…"
"I don't know what you're talking about," the grin on Loki's face told a different story. "Oh finally, they're here."
All the goddess turned to the entrance as a figure in armor walked into the field.
"You're finally here!" Floating above was Ares, still in her wonder woman outfit.
"Yeah well, Loki's outfit was a bit of a pain in the ass to take off." Naruto said as he grinned. The blonde's outfit was his Deathstroke armor just without the helmet. Two Katana strapped to his back along with two pistols strapped to each of his thighs. "Shall we begin?"
Ares slowly floated to the ground and stood opposite him.
"Let's," in the blink of an eye both vanished from their spots and appeared in the middle of the field, trading blows with their fists. Naruto was easily keeping up with the grinning goddess as she punched him in the face and he punched her back. Soon Naruto went on the defense as the war goddess increased the speed and strength behind her blows. Naruto increased his as well, and the two became blurs.
"Holy shit," Aphrodite gasped as they watched the two fight it out. "I know Ares is holding back but damn, that's minor god level is speed and strength right there."
"You guys wanna take a guess at who Naruto's god parent is?" Apollo smirked as Aphrodite looked thoughtful.
"I'm thinking of Zeus," Aphrodite said as Loki frowned. Somehow Aphrodite was now seated in Loki's lap while the other goddess fondled her large breasts.
"I've met children of Zeus before and they are not that strong or fast." Loki said as she played with Aphrodite's huge breasts. "Maybe one of the Titans roaming around?"
"It's Demeter,"
"Wait for real?!"
"That's...That's surprising," Loki blinked, hands still playing with giant soft melon sized orbs. "She may be high ranked but she's kinda weak and pathetic."
"In terms of power yes but she can manipulate like the best of them. She's a fan of playing long games. Hiding behind a mask of motherly love, only three of us know what she's really like. A cunning, wicked bitch of a goddess with a neck for manipulating events in the background." Apollo said as they watched the two fight. Naruto was keeping up with Ares who, while not at full power, was still moving pretty fast. "Naruto is not normal even by demigod standards."
"He fucked me and Nemesis all night long," Loki whispered into Aphrodite's ear. This had the effect of making the love goddess shiver. "Nemesis blacked out, you should have seen his thick long cock going in and out of the poor goddess's asshole. Just imagine if he fucked Aretha."
"Aretha?"
"We can't keep on calling her Ares now can we?" Loki chuckled before she ripped off the track top, letting the loves goddess's breast bounce free. "You naughty girl, didn't even wear anything inside."
"It was a surprise for Aretha," Aphrodite moaned as Loki began playing with her nipples.
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Naruto grunted as Aretha punched him in the gut. She was getting faster now. Thinking fast, the demigod stepped back. Aretha was relentless and she followed him. A large grin on her face. The blonde just needed to grab one of his weapons and for that he needed an opening. The war goddess aimed a punch for his cheek and Naruto let it happen. While Aretha's punch landed it left her open and Naruto punched her back just as hard. Both combatants staggered back and Naruto took his chance to grab one of his pistols. The blonde aimed and fired it right at a surprised Aretha's face. The goddess instantly blocked the bullets with her arm bands.
Naruto fired at Aretha and she easily deflected his bullets just like the actual wonder woman would. Soon his gun was out of bullets and the blonde did the only rational thing.
He threw at Aretha as hard as he could.
Aretha just caught the gun and crushed it in her grip with a blank look on her face.
"Really?" She asked as the blonde shrugged. He then took out both of his katana and then threw one at her. "What's this for?" Aretha easily caught the katana, admiring the weapon and using her power to learn it's history. This weapon has shed so much blood…
"A fair fight?" Naruto said he got in a stance.
"I haven't used a katana since I fought a giant dragon at the great wall of china." Aretha said as she got into a stance of her own. "This should be fun."
"I can't help but feel I've made a huge mistake," Naruto muttered before the two charged at each other.
Blades clashed as the two began a deadly dance of blades.
Naruto was on the offense, attacking with an overhead swipe that Aretha blocked. He then attacked with rapid fast movements that had Aretha stepping back. With her on age, Naruto grabbed his gun and began firing right at her face. The bullets of course didn't do anything and just bounced off her. But it seemed to irritate Aretha a bit and that was a distraction as good as any. Naruto dropped down and leg swiped her. Aretha grunted as she fell to the ground. Naruto instantly pounced, straddling the goddess and going for a killing blow that she blocked with her sword. The two struggled and it looked like the demigod was gaining the upper hand.
That was until Aretha smirked.
"You're strong," she said casually before her eyes began glowing red. "But I'm stronger." With a Burst of her power Naruto was sent flying off her.
The blonde's body hit the bleachers and destroyed the area he had landed in.
"Ouch," he groaned out as he stood up. Only to see a floating Aretha with red aura around her. "I'm very aroused now,"
With a roar, Aretha charged at the blonde.
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Naruto's eyes opened as he sat up. The blonde looked around and found himself naked on a bed in a large bedroom. With a only a green blanket to cover him Naruto was about to get off the bed when the bathroom door opened and Loki stepped out.
"Holy shit…" Naruto said as he stared wide eyed at the beautiful goddess.
"Oh you're awake!" Loki smiled as she walked towards him. Damn this woman, even the act of walking just made her look sexy. Loki was dressed in a dark red strapless dress that showed off her breasts very well. The blonde man couldn't help but stare. "I take it you like?"
"I think I love," Naruto muttered as he got up.
"I know that look in your eye and no! This dress took way too long to put on." Loki said as she took a step back. "I made dinner reservations and I don't want us to be late."
"I'll be quick, just in and out!" Naruto pleaded as he took a step forward. "I'll be quick I promise!"
"That's not something a girl wants to hear," Loki said blankly. "I put some clothes in that bathroom, so clean up and put them on."
Naruto just grumbled to himself as he walked to the bathroom.
"Don't be pouty, I'll make it up to you when we come back." Loki said as she smiled.
Two hours later
Naruto tried his best not to stare but the way Loki was looking at him said otherwise. "What is this place?"
"Welcome to Asgard's fanciest restaurant, where the high class gods and goddesses come to dine." Loki said as she hooked her arm around his. "Come on, we have a reservation."
Naruto let her lead the way into the place, the whole place looked like it was made of gold. The whole damn place was fancier than the word fancy! The place had beautifully dressed Asgardians in pairs of two or more seated at there own tables
Naruto looked around like an idiot as he was led to a table. He quickly pulled a chair for Loki who gave him a kiss on the cheek for his chivalry. Once both were seated, a waitress literally appears out of thin air.
"Good evening, what will the lady and Lord be having this fine evening." The waitress asked.
"Will be having the-
Naruto blinked as Loki began speaking in another language entirely. The waitress nodded before vanishing in a shimmer of gold light.
"So, this is Asgard." Loki said as she gestured to their surroundings.
"So much gold," Naruto said as Loki chuckled.
"Most of it was stolen," She said with a smirk. "The Norse mythology thought they were tough shit and began invading other pantheon's realms. It was all good until we were put in our place. We still kept the shit we stole though."
"But why even steal when you can make gold out of thin air?" Naruto couldn't help but ask. The more he found out about the gods, the more he realized that they were a walking contradiction.
"Because it belonged to someone else," Loki said with a shrug. "We on a the Norse side are notorious for wanting other people's stuff."
"Loki? It's you!"
Naruto heard a man yell as Loki seemed to sigh.
A large tall man with blue eyes, red hair and an equally red beard was walking towards their table. "I didn't recognize you until I felt your power!" The man said with a grin.
"Thor…" Loki said dryly. "It's always a pleasure to meet you and your wife."
Next to the man was a beautiful woman with…golden red long hair.
Naruto looked at Thor and…he seemed like a regular man. Dressed a black tux with a blue shirt that matched his wife's blue dress.
"Do you mind if we share the table with you? We can trade stories!" Thor said with a grin. "You my good man are?"
"Oh, uh my name's Naruto. Nice to meet you, Lord Thor." Naruto said hesitantly. Naruto could see that Loki didn't really want Thor around. The goddess seemed to be frowning and was awfully quiet. "I'm not sure if it's allowed here-
"I'm sure they can make an exception," Thor said as his wife snapped her fingers and two more chairs appeared.
"We own the place after all," She said smugly as she took her seat. Her eyes then turned to Naruto and she glared. "You're supposed to bow in the presence of royalty, mortal."
"Sif," Loki said as her green eyes narrowed at the other goddess. "How's the hair?"
The other goddess, Sif. Seemed to stiffen.
"Naruto does not need to do that, he is a guest to Asgard." Thor said with his ever present grin. "Now I know we don't all get along with each other but let us not resort to fighting, at least for Naruto."
"Of course, I can be the bigger goddess." Loki said with a smirk. She seemed to enjoy how the other goddess glared at her.
"So Naruto, how did someone from the Greek side meet up with Loki?" Thor asked, the red haired god was doing his best to put out the obvious fire between Sif and Loki.
"Well she burst into my room with flaming fireballs and then everything is pretty much a blur. Now I have a theory, I think Loki killed me with her fireballs and I'm on the floor dying a painful death. And so to give me closure, my brain is coming up with this fantasy of my would-be killer being my lover." Naruto said seriously as Thor seemed to look thoughtful.
"So my life is but a figment of some dying mortal's imagination?" The red haired god seemed to look at his hands with wide eyes. "Woah, that is life changing!"
The two males then burst out laughing.
"So you were raised by the League of Assassins? That is ridiculous!" Thor laughed as he drank from a large wooden cup.
"Pretty much, killed a lot of people over the years." Naruto said as he sipped from his own cup of Asgardian Ale. "My father always wanted me to take his place as the demon head but nah. I wasn't really fit to be in charge, my sister was the one who was good at that. So I just ran away."
"Seems to me you're too much of a coward to take up responsibility." Sif said with a scoff.
"I don't know, someone who wants to live their own life rather than what some old fart said. I can relate to that person." Loki said as she turned to Naruto with a smile.
Naruto smiled back at Loki before he turned to Thor. They had been talking for a while now with both males telling stories and getting drunk on Ale.
"Hey, show me your Hammer!" Naruto said excitedly.
"For you my friend, why not!" Thor said as he got up and began to unzip his pants.
"Uh, what are you doing?"
"Showing you my ha-Oh you meant my other hammer!" Thor gave a laugh as he held out his hand and in a flash of blue his hammer, the legendary Mjolnir. The hammer has a head that consists of a trapezoidal-shaped slab of iron with runic designs swirled across the metal and a stubby handle bound in leather. "Impressive isn't it!"
"It is," Naruto said in awe of the weapon.
"Go ahead my friend, give it a lift then!" Thor said as he took his seat and put the Hammer on the table.
"I don't think I'm worthy," Naruto said with a shake of his head.
"Oh, that's nonsense! Someone came up with a damn rumor because they couldn't lift it. The thing is just heavy, none of that worth nonsense. Though the lightning is a me thing only." Thor pointed out.
"Come on Naruto, give it a try," Loki said as she sipped from her wine.
"I doubt a mortal can- before Sif could finish Naruto got up and grabbed Mjolnir by its leather handle. The blonde then held it high in the air.
"By the power of Greyskull!" And to the shock and awe of everyone present a bolt of Lightning came forth from the sky and hit Naruto. Changing his entire outfit from the tux he wore to full body black and gold armor. "I have the power!!!"
Thor blinked. "Uh…I didn't know it could do that."
"You watch Netflix on it," Loki said nonchalantly. "I'm pretty sure it can change outfits."
"But…but how? A mere mortal to do that with Mjolnir! How?" Sif yelled in shock.
Her drunk husband didn't have an answer, he instead stared at Naruto's form in awe.
"Now how do I fly-wooooaaahhh!" Mjolnir glowed blue before taking to the sky, with a drunk screaming Naruto along with it.
"By Odin's Balls!"
"Gross that's you father…" Loki said blankly.
"Sif look, he stole my hammer!" A drunk Thor yelled before he quickly got up and gave chase. "Mjolnir come back!"
"This mortal is very interesting," Sif said with a smirk. "It would be a shame if he was stolen from you."
"Your hair is very interesting," Loki began as she looked at Sif. "It would be a shame if someone shaved you while you slept."
Sif frowned, her hand going to her hair and wrapping a strand around her hand. "I imagine what he would do if he saw that ugly scar on your face, the one you hide with your powers of illusion."
"Oh look at you, I'm impressed." Loki said as she gave a slow mocking clap. "Standing up to your betters like this, could it be because you're hiding behind your husband? You have it in your little head that he can beat me in a fight. But the question you should be asking boldie are you sure Thor can beat me when I'm motivated? Cause if Hel breaks loose I'm going for you, no one else. I managed to get to you in that fancy place of yours once, under the all seeing gaze of your father in law. I would slit your throat and they wouldn't know it was me. Because you, Sif, are a bitch to everyone. A lot of people hate you."
"These threats of yours! My husband won't-
"Oh Sif, this entire night you have been nothing but a bitch. Thor knows and even the Asgardians who were listening on to our private conversations know it. If you suddenly came up with this ridiculous theory that I was going to cut off your head and replace it with a donkey's. No one would believe you cause we all know you are a self centered bitch." Loki said with a devilish smile. "I am Jotunn, my domain is Chaos! If I cursed you to act like a donkey no one would break that curse. Don't you find it suspicious when I shaved you bold your hair didn't grow back? Or why Odin didn't just wave his hand and grow it back. If I was to Fade, my curses would still be here."
"Loki hey!" Naruto called out from where he was in the air, a drunken Thor holding on to his leg as they floated around. "Thor says he knows this cool place he wants to show me! Can we go?'
"Of course lover," Loki said in amusement
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"Hotel Valhalla…" Naruto said as he looked around. "I know I'm drunk but that is the dumbest name I have ever seen."
"It is owned by the All father himself," Thor said with a shrug. "Come along! We have lots to see!"
As Thor led the way, Naruto grabbed Loki's hand. The goddess had decided to tag along while Sif had refused.
Loki smiled out how warm Naruto's hand felt as she was pulled along. Naruto just seemed to get more interesting the more she spent time with him.
"I forget the number of floors but it's a lot!" Thor said as three girls quickly approached.
"Father," A girl with braided blonde hair stepped forward, she was slightly athletic and tall. But she looked young, around nineteen.
"Daughter!" Thor said with a large grin. "I have brought guests, please treat them well!"
"Her as well?" the girl said as she glared at Loki in hatred. The goddess just smiled innocently.
"Yes, Loki is a guest." Thor said as he turned serious. "She must be treated with the same respect as I, is that clear Gunilla."
"Yes father," the girl said.
"Good, now bring us food!" Thor yelled before he grabbed Naruto. "Let me show you the training grounds!"
As the two left, Loki watched them go before she turned to the three Valkyries. "So, have any of you seen my little Sam around?"
Gunilla narrowed her eyes. "We don't know and we don't care," she spat.
"Is she treated well?" Loki ignored the hostility.
"Well enough, if it was up to me she wouldn't be here." Gunilla said only for her eyes to widen as Loki's eyes narrowed and an invisible force began pressing on the three girls, making them fall to their knees.
"So Thor's daughter is a bully huh?" The beautiful goddess asked. "Are you sure you're that goofball's daughter? And next time I ask a question you must answer me with the respect I deserve."
"Mother, that's enough!" Loki turned and behind her stood her demigod daughter.
The pressure was gone in an instant as the red haired goddess shot towards her daughter like a bullet and swooped her up into a hug.
"My little Sammy!" Loki squealed as she rubbed her cheek against her daughter's. "How have you been!"
"Get off me mother!" Sammy, yelled as she tried to push her mother off. "You're embarrassing me!"
A few minutes later, Loki and her daughter were walking through the halls of the hotel.
"Do they treat you well?" Loki asked as her daughter chuckled.
"No, not really but I'm used to it. I don't have that many friends but I love being a Valkyrie." The girl said as Loki looked down.
"I'm sorry little one," Loki said, as her daughter turned to her.
"I know mother," The girl said with a sigh. "Most people don't know this side of you, you should show it more often."
Loki scoffed. "A jotunn showing weakness, they would eat me up." She said, "Someone needs to spank that Gunilla, spoiled brat. She's hundreds of years old, she shouldn't be bullying innocent sweet little girls."
"Please don't do anything,"
"I'm not going to do anything, I cross my heart and hope to die."
"That…that means nothing coming from you!"
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"You know, that man who came with Lord Thor. He's actually Loki's lover."
Gunilla turned to the girl that was whispering to her friends.
"I don't really like Loki that much, she's such a bitch! But there's nothing we can do about it." Another girl said.
"I'll ask one of the boys to challenge the guy to a friendly spar and rough him up a bit." Another girl said with a smirk. "It's not much but at least that bitch will be in a bad mood."
"But what guy would-
Gunilla turned away from the gossiping girls with narrowed eyes. She hated Loki and all her children. They were nothing but bad people that spread chaos everywhere they went! Though she couldn't fight Loki one on one she could still hurt Loki in some way.
And apparently that man she came with was her Lover, he didn't look that tough honestly. Plus anyone who would willingly fall in love with Loki was just as bad as her.
Gunilla nodded her head as she made her way to the training grounds, she wouldn't kill the man but she would rough him up a bit.
And as she left, the demigod daughter of Thor missed the smirks the other girls had, or their glowing green eyes.
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"Daughter, you finally come to visit me." Laufey the Just, said as she stood up from her garden.
"Hello mother," Loki greeted as she looked around the large garden. "This place has changed."
"No not really," Laufey said as she looked down at her daughter. "I see you still run around in that little form."
Loki looked up at her giant of a mother with a smile. "It helps me fit in." She said with a shrug.
"Oh daughter, you are positively glowing! More grandbabies are on the way!" Laufey said with a huge smile.
"That's a hard no mother," Loki said as she rolled her eyes. "I'm never getting pregnant, plus you already have plenty of grandchildren."
"Have you tried cuddling a world eater?" The giant said with a frown. "So if it's not grandbabies, what is it you've come for?"
"I've come to borrow your Axe," Loki said as her mother looked down at her with narrowed eyes.
"What mischief are you up to now daughter?"
"Oh mother, I just wish to borrow a weapon of mass destruction. What mischief could I possibly cause with a weapon almost as powerful as Mjolnir." Loki said with a smirk as her mother shook her head.
"You've never shown interest in it until now," the giant said as she looked her daughter up and down. "What has changed, daughter?"
"I just need it to help someone-
"Is it a man?" Laufey asked instantly.
"Why can't it be a woman-
"Because I want you to carry a child in your womb," Laufey said. "I want to see you glow with pregnancy."
"Been there, done that, didn't like it." Loki said with a disinterested wave. "Are you giving it to me or not?"
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Naruto was drunk.
It never really happened back in the day, but now. It's been happening a lot.
Thor had given him more Asgardian ale or was it mead? Whatever it was had completely bypassed his regenerative abilities and made him black out drunk. Now Naruto was still somewhat awake and was somewhat in control.
So when Thor's daughter walked up to him and asked for a friendly fight, he was confused.
"No," Loki, who Naruto had forgotten was even next to him, stepped forward. Thor had gone home because Sif had called to him. "He will do no such thing."
"Rest assured Loki, I will not hurt him too badly." Gunilla said before she smirked. "Or, is he too cowardly to fight a woman?"
"Fine, b-but- how about a wager?" Loki seemed almost nervous.
"Fine then," Gunilla said with a smirk.
"You get to do what Naruto wants for a day! Even if it'sexual in nature!" Loki said as her eyes narrowed. "Unless that's too much for you, we can call it all off."
"No," Gunilla said instantly. "I agree to those terms, but if I win I get to cut off your right arm!"
Loki seemed to frown at that, she looked at Naruto before turning to Thor's daughter. "We accept…"
"A deal's a deal," Gunilla said with a nod.
To the average person watching, Loki was not that confident compared to Gunilla who seemed to be on top of things. But to Naruto, it kinda looked like Loki knew exactly what she was doing. Maybe it was just his drunk mind talking.
Soon enough they were in a large arena with a lot of people watching.
"For my weapon, I will be using this." Gunilla had a proud smile on her face as she held out a large Axe.
"Well that's not fair," Loki remarked as Naruto turned to her. She seemed to be hiding something behind her. "Lover, why don't you use this?"
Naruto blinked as Loki presented a two handed war axe with several runes inscribed on the blade.
"What is this?" Naruto asked as he stared at the axe in awe. He could feel that it wasn't a run of the mil axe with a wooden handle.
"It is called the Leviathan Axe, named after one of my kids. It was infused with the echoing screams of fifty frost giants. Give or take." Loki said with a proud smile. "Take it and teach the brat some manners. If you win we'll do buttstuff."
"On me?"
"No, I was thinking on me." The red haired goddess said with a chuckle. "But if want-
"Woman, I will eat edible lube out of your ass." Naruto said seriously with his eyes narrowed.
"Oh you Nasty man!" Loki giggled.
"Can we please get on with this," An extremely uncomfortable Gunilla said.
"Okay," Naruto grabbed the Axe and instantly he felt a surge of energy fill his body. The Leviathan axe was slowly healing his drunk mind, making way for clear thoughts. Brandishing the Axe, Naruto looked to the daughter of Thor. "Bring it on."
Gunilla growled as she looked at Naruto with rage filled eyes. The man was obviously taunting her! In a burst of pure speed, Gunilla sped towards Naruto with her axe raised. Maybe she'd cut his arm off for him being too cocky.
As her large axe came down, Naruto blurred to the side and Gunilla's axe hit the ground a few inches away from him. The attack all but shattered the ground. Gunilla's eyes widened as Naruto countered with a kick right to the demigod Valkyrie's face. The force of the kick sent her flying back and leaving her axe embedded in the ground.
Gunilla rolled on the ground to a stop. Her eyes widened as she looked at the man she was fighting. His eyes looked sharper, his face didn't have that drunk grin from before. What was once a drunken fool, was now a full on warrior.
She looked at the axe in his hand and her eyes widened. It gave off the same energy as Mjolnir! Was she so full of herself that she didn't know her opponent held a godly weapon?
"I underestimated you," Gunilla said as she got up. The hit didn't really bruise but it was enough to make her take him seriously. "No more."
The blonde Valkyrie held out her hand.
Naruto looked confused for a moment before he made a dash towards her. He was fast, faster than any mortal Gunilla had ever faced. The distance between them cleared in a second, the axe was raised and Gunilla could see that he was about to hit her with the pummel of the war axe.
Only his hit never landed, instead he was blindsided by Mjolnir slamming into his side and sending him flying.
"Hey, that's cheating!"
Gunilla ignored Loki as Mjolnir stopped mid air and flew into her waiting hand. She won, while that attack hadn't killed him it still put the man down, probably broke a few ribs. She looked at the hammer in her hand and was thankful her father was so drunk he had left it behind in one of the men's bathrooms.
Suddenly, Gunilla's supernatural instincts blurred and she brought up Mjolnir to block the axe. Upon contact, the two godly weapons glowed blue.
"That actually hurt," the man-Naruto said as he got up from where he had landed. The blonde held out his hand and the axe and fucking Mjolnir flew at him. The blonde quickly brought up his other hand in surprise and caught the war hammer. "Huh,"
Gunilla stared with wide eyes. How was this possible?! She was the daughter of Thor! Mjolnir was her birthright! And the fact that he held two godly weapons without imploding was a testament to the power the man held.
Naruto stared at the two weapons in his hands before he dropped them to the ground. And got into a stance.
Gunilla glared at the man before she rushed him, she was going to beat him to a bloody pulp! She cleared the distance in seconds, her fist going for his face only for the man to dodge and counter with an uppercut to her chin.
Gunilla's head snapped upwards before a scream left her mouth when she was suddenly punched in the stomach. She hunched over in pain only for Naruto to grab both sides of her face and smashed his knee against her face. The burst of pain left her disoriented and could do nothing as she was grabbed into a chokehold. His arms pressed against both sides of her neck as he applied pressure.
Gunilla struggled but the grip was ironclad, she elbowed him in the gut repeatedly but he didn't let up. Soon her vision began to blacken and as the strength began to fade. Gunilla couldn't help but curse those girls as her strength left her and she lost consciousness.
"Well that ended quickly," Loki said with a pout. "I thought it would be this grand fight with you two flying around and stuff. I even brought Leviathan."
"Sorry about that," Naruto said as he let Gunilla fall to the ground. "I'm an Assassin, I like to end fights as soon as possible. I can make it up to you."
"Oh you will, both of you will." Loki said as she smirked.
"That's not ominous at all," Naruto muttered as he watched his girlfriend rub her hands together like a cartoon villain.