AN- REUPLOAD BECAUSE I WANTED TO FIX THE FORMAT A LITTLE. PLUS A PREVIEW OF THE NEXT CHAPTER.
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One bowl of miso ramen? 100 ryo.
10 bowls of miso, beef and pork ramen? 3000 ryo.
Walking here and eating with my beloved Naruto-sama? Priceless.
When Naruto is happy and not trying to put on a front he is really awesome to be around. Not because I want to have his kids but he is genuinely a cool guy to hang with. I am truly blessed to have fallen in love with such a wonderful boy who is bound to become more amazing as he ventures into adulthood. This moment could not get any better.
...Is what i would say if this RAMEN BITCH WOULD STOP FLIRTING WITH MY NARUTO-SAMA!
Her name is Ayame and apparently her and Naruto have some type of stupid history or whatever.
"Heres one more bowl Naruto-Kun. On the house."
Apparently, They were the only ones to serve Naruto food when he was younger. According to them all other restaurants kicked him out or over charged him.
"Oh wow! Thanks Ayame-Neechan!"
Neechan he says.
Blah.
You might be able to fool my beloved whiskers but you can't fool me. The way she's undressing him with her eyes CLEARLY says the whole big sister thing is an act.
Just look at her. This may be my overprotectiveness speaking but, it seems like she can't survive without being close to Naruto-sama.
You don't have to watch him eat ramen bitch.
You don't have to refill his drink you harpy.
You don't have to ask if it taste good you food slut.
I KNOW A NARUTO FIEND WHEN I SEE ONE!
I know because I am one.
Oh and now you give him a bill? You are charging him for your services? Have you no shame?
"Ahhh man that hit the spot!" My beloved exclaimed. "I'm surprised you just had one bowl Ino-chan. Ayame-Neechan makes the best Ramen in the world!"
"Oh Naruto-kun You're so sweet. You're the best little brother a girl could have!" Said the whore as she kissed Naruto on the cheek.
Hold on...
Did I say thay correctly? Can someone scroll up and reread what the fuck the whore did to my Naruto-sama's cheek.
MY CHEEK.
SHE KISSED HIS CHEEK!
I WISH I COULD WRITE HER NAME IN A NOTEBOOK AND SHE WOULD DIE!
OR TYPE HER NAME ON A WEBSITE AND SEND HER TO HELL!
You know what... I ain't even mad.
Nope. Not at all.
Not even lying.
Just gotta add her to the list.
Oh I haven't told you guys about the list? Well it's nothing special really. Just a list of people who are a possible love interest and have Naruto's attention. For reasons I will explain later, people on the list need to be dealt with before we are 16 years old.
I call it the N.I.N.Y list.
Naruto
Is
Not
Yours
Clever right?
Ayame Ichiraku is now number 2 on the list. Right behind Sakura Bitchface Haruno.
"Naruto-kun I'm sure your friend is tired. Didn't you say she just got out of the nurses office? Why don't you walk her home?" Ayame said smiling at me. It's a very fake smile. So she doesn't like me eh? Well the feelings mutual.
But what is she playing at?
... I'll play along for now...
"Yes I am still weak from the round we had earlier Naruto-sama. Would you mind walking me home?"
I'll play along by my rules that is.
The slightly confused look on her face made my last sentence worth it.
Naruto is blushing wildly. I still got it.
"Um O-ok Ino-chan I'll walk you home." He said standing up, and walking away to stand outside the ramen stand.
He ia waiting for me.
Awww.
I stood aswell. "By Ayame-san. It was a pleasure meeting you." I said even though she totally ignored me.
"N-no problem." She's still shocked.
Now I gotta head to Naruto so we can have alone time on the way to my house.
"So sorry to keep you waiting Naruto-sama." I said grinning mischievously.
He grinned like he was about to prank me.
"Make sure it doesn't happen again my pet."
He smiled triumphantly as we walked.
He probably thought i was speechless because I'm frustrated he one upped me.
But truth be told, I'm trying to hold back a goddamn dam. You guys don't know how much I've dreamed of Naru-sama ordering me around like he owns me. In one of my dreams he put a collar around my neck and forced me to my knees and-
"Oi! You two blonde shit heads!"
Who the hell has the gall a clan head and her master a shit head? Naruto and I turn around at the rude voice approaching us from behind.
"Hey who are you calling shit head You asshole?" Apparently Naruto shared my thoughts.
"Who tha bloody hell do yah think? Certainly not the other 2 blonde shitheads walking right next to ya!" shouted the unidentified Red head girl.
"You are such a rude walking tampon!" Shouted Naruto.
Thats hilarious. Her long red hair does make her look like tampon.
"I bet you would know all about that seeing as how you swallow them and shove them up your ass!"
"How bout I shove my foot up your ass?! Tebayo!"
I like it when Naru-Sama gets angry
"Thats the only thing long enough on you to do so!"
Damn this girl has good comebacks.
"Thats because I could probably fit 3 Choji's in there!"
Naughty mouth you got there Naruto. You should put it on my Naughty par-
"WHAT DA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!" she screamed gripping his collar.
I palmed my Kunai. If she hurts Naruto...
"Hehehe... I like you blondie."
What the actual fuck? 2 seconds ago she looked ready to kill him and nows she's chuckling at him?
And Shikamaru says I'm troublesome.
"The feelings not mutual. What did you want anyway?" Said Naruto, yanking out if her grip.
Thats right Naruto. No woman shall touch you.
Except me.
"Er...What did I want?"
"And you call us blondes." I commented. She forgot why she even interacted with us in the first place.
"Whatever, I'll remember later. Bye idiots."
"YOU CAN'T CALL US IDIOTS IF YOU FORGOT WHY YOU EVEN SPOKE TO US!" My beloved yelled at her retreating form.
Did that weird ass event just happen? Some unknown red head just bothered us and left without even apologizing. I need to hurry home and sleep this whole bizarre day off.
Well we finally made it to my house."
"Yea and without any more crazy people bothering us."
"I think you are a crazy people magnet Naruto-sama. Weird people seem to gravitate towards you."
"Oh yeah, so what does that make you Ino?"
Madly in love with you, you amazing moron you.
"The loser of a Poorly placed bet. I'm stuck at the mercy of my Naruto-sama for a month." I said dramatically.
Wait did his smile suddenly turn sad. Oh No!
"Hey did I say something wrong?"
His eyes widened for a fraction of a second before he put his mask back on.
"What are you talking about? You better be prepared to serve your Naruto-sama at full capability tomorrow! Dattebayo!"
There are a ton of Sexual Jokes I could make and I really really want to.
"See ya later Ino!"
But seeing the smile not reach his eyes makes my heart hurt. I can't help but notice every time he is forcing a smile.
Everytime.
This time I didn't even mean to make him sad. I don't know what I did. I have to make up for it.
And I know exactly how I'm going to do it.
Tomorrow I'm going to be the best damn Pet to my Naru-sama ever.
AN-TWO CHAPTERS CLOSE BY? INUYONAS IS GETTING HIS GROOVE BACK. BTW I TYPED THIS ON MY PHONE GUYS. SHOW ME SOME CREDIT IN THE FORM OF REVIEWS LOL
OFF TOPIC RAMBLE: AM I THE ONLY WHO REMINISCES ABOUT OLD STORIES I USED TO READ ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO? I READ REALLY POPULAR ONES LIKE:
New Beginnings, New Fate
By: FreeTheKyuubi
ANBU
By: God Amongst Mere Mortals
IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THOSE. I ALSO READ EVERY STORY EVER WRITTEN BY KENCHI618. THAT GUY IS AMAZING.
BUT MY FAVORITE STORY ON THIS SITE AND THE ONE THAT MOTIVATED ME TO WRITE ALL MY HUMOR STORIES IS SASUTO PRODUCTIONS. THAT STORY MAY NOT BE YOUR TYPE OF HUMOR BUT ITS MINE LOL.
MY TOP 3 FAVORITE NARUTO STORIES ON THE SITE TO THIS DAY ARE:
SASUTO PRODUCTIONS by trapnest doll
LUCKY CHARM by EikoDoll
SEVEN SINS by Ramenrenegade
RAMBLE OVER LOL
PREVEIW OF NEXT CHAPTER:
"Oooh I love it when you talk dirty to me Naru-sama."
"Shut up and get on your knees."
"Oh God yes Master. Tell me something else dirty."
"...The dishes."
UUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!
HOLY HELL!
This time I think i need a brand new bed set...