"Oooh I love it when you talk dirty to me Naru-sama."

"Shut up and get on your knees."

"Oh God yes Master. Tell me something else dirty. "

"You mean besides The dishes?"

UUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

HOLY HELL!

This time I think i need a brand new bed set. This orgasm was so intense, I accidentally gathered chakra and released it on my bed.

It broke.

The bright side is I invented a new orgasm no jutsu. I think this would compliment Naruto-sama's sexy jutsu.

Wait why the hell am I still in bed? This is day one of being a slave! I have to be the best slave ever!

I need to be at the academy early so I can tend to my Naru-hunk's every whim. If he needs a pencil I'll bring him 10.

Paper? I'll bring him a tree.

Forgot to do homework? he no longer has homework. His slave does that.

Forgot his lunch? He can eat me.

Need help learning a technique? He can eat me.

Sakura rejected him again? He can eat me.

As you can see, the treatment to alot of his problems is 4 tablespoons of Ino ingested right before bed.

...Stay dry damnit...

What the hell am I still doing in bed? I gotta hurry and get my ass to the academy!

I must be hallucinating because as I walk in, I see my Naru-sama sitting 4 rows up with his head down on the desk being absolutely silent not bothering sakura or anyone for that matter.

THE ONLY TIME NARU-SAMA'S HEAD SHOULD BE DOWN IS IF ITS IN MY LAP!

wait.

Since when does Naruto not make noise? Something must be seriously wrong with him. I need to make sure Naru-sama is in great health.

I'm about to surprise the fuck out of our classmates with what I'm about to say to my beloved.

"Naruto-sama are you feeling alright?" I asked walking up to his desk and putting my hand on his back.

I bathe in the epic silence that occurred after the question I asked. You could hear a pin drop.

In fact I did hear a pin drop.

Papers hitting the floor aswell.

And was that a pencil snapping?

Naruto looked up to me in surprise. Thats right Naruto. I'm not afraid of being the best slave ever in public for you baby.

"M-my Stomach was hurting really bad this morning Ino but, it's slowly getting better now tebayo." I wonder why he stuttered. Maybe he wasn't expecting act this bold in public.

You gotta expect the unexpected Naruto-kun. We are ninja after all.

"What was the last thing you ate?" I asked plopping down in the seat next to him.

Guys I am sitting next to Naruto right now. I've been waiting for this since we were 6 years old.

I am trying so damn hard to stay dry.

"I haven't eaten since yesterday. I was in too much pain to eat this morning."

"Maybe you're eating too much ramen."

He looked at me like I grew a second head.

"That can't be it Ino. Yesterday was my first time having Ramen in a month. Hokage ji-chan put me on a special diet."

I forget how familiar Naruto is with the third Hokage. Im happy he is because not having parents is unbelievably difficult. The third Hokage is the only one Naruto can pretty much look up to.

"Maybe your body finally realizes that being in the ninja academy is too much for a loser like yourself."

How could I miss Sasuke Freaking Uchiha sitting right next to me on my other side.

Shows how much he is on my radar.

Naruto growled.

I liked his growl.

"Shut up asshole! Don't make me kick your ass!" My beloved shouted.

"Hn. As if." Sasuke said.

"Screw you Sasuke ,Tebayo."

Sasuke replied with silence. Guess he is done talking. It irks me that the few times Sasuke actually opens his mouth is to Insult my Naruto-kun.

"Hey Ino, not that its any of my business but what is going on between you and Naruto?" Shikamaru asked from 2 rows down. Good ol' Shika. Nothing gets passed him. I could see that everyone in the room was actually curious.

Even bitchface was looking over at us from across the room.

"Well if you must know Shikamaru, I lost a bet to Naruto-baka here."

"Hey!"

I have to keep my image sweetie.

"Hush Naruto. Anyway I bet that I could beat him in the spar we had yesterday. If you guys were there yesterday then you know who won." I addressed the whole class because all eyes were on me.

"What exactly was the bet Ino-pig?" Sakura asked.

At this I notice Naruto smile hard.

"She has to be my slave for a month Sakura-chan."

Silence yet again...

and then came the responses

"Mendukosai..."

"Man I wish I had a girl slave."

"Maybe if you didn't smell so bad kiba..."

"Shut up Shino! No one asked you."

"This makes me hungry."

"What doesn't make you hungry?"

"You have a point there Shika."

"Well I think this is a trick." Sakura began while standing up. "You just want to be Naruto-baka's slave because he sits next to Sasuke-kun. You just want to be closer to Sasuke!" Bitchface shouted.

Of all the absurd, dumb and totally ludicrous accusations...that makes alot of sense actually.

But no bitchface, that is not my plan. Sasuke isn't on my mind 24/7 like some people.

Sakura started walking toward us.

"She's just trying to use you Naruto. Don't let Ms. Piggy use you." She stood directly in front of our desk now.

"Naruto I know your smart enough to realize Ino doesn't have good intentions. Those pranks you pull are pretty clever." She said with a mischievous smile.

Oh No.

No No No No No No

Is she really?

Is she really trying to manipulate Naruto?

"Y-you really think my pranks are clever Sakura-chan?"

AND HE IS FALLING FOR HER WICKEDNESS! NARUTO DONT BE A DUMBASS! SHE'S WARNING YOU ABOUT BEING MANIPULATED WHILE MANIPULATING YOU!

OK wait Ino. Calm down and think. I need Naruto to see logic.

"Naruto-Kun, Sakura called you baka a little while ago. She's just trying to make me look bad. Listen Sakura." I said addressing her.

"Naruto-sama is far from stupid like you think he is, so why don't you go back to your seat and mind your own business."

Bitch you're cutting into my Naruto time.

"Naruto don't let Ino control you. Strong Ninja don't get manipulated."

She is good. Damn us women for being such great manipulators. We are too awesome for our own good.

From Looking at him I can tell Naruto is in deep thought. He is probably being forced to choose between his lifelong bitch crush and someone who he doesn't know that well but recently showed friend potential. Also someone who he doesn't know will suck the soul out-

"Hey Sakura-Chan. I don't think Ino-chan is a bad person." He said looking at Bitchy mcbitch face with the most pleading look in his eyes.

That look is adorable on him.

"Naruto you baka! Don't be stupid!" She began while raising her fist. He shut his eyes tight waiting for her to strike him like normal. He expected pain in a matter of seconds.

Not today.

I tense my muscles ready to catch her fist before she dare lay a finger my dear Naru-sama.

"Ano S-Sakura-s-san."

We all freeze at the unexpected voice. Sakura stopped mid swing.

How in the world did Hinata get besides Sakura without us noticing.

"Iruka-sensei is right outside t-the door. I-if he sees you h-hit N-Naruto-kun y-you might get into t-trouble." Hinata says softly with her eyes to the floor.

"Tsk Whatever. You are all idiots as far as I'm concerned." Said Sakura walking away back to her seat.

Wow thanks Hinata. That situation could have gotten alot worse. Although I wonder why the normally shy girl would go out of her way to protect Naruto. Maybe she hates Sakura too.

"Thanks Hinata." Naruto said smiling at her. Her face turned completely red and she swayed a bit where she stood.

Hmm. I don't think I like Naruto smiling at other girls.

"N-Naruto c-can I borrow a pencil? I broke mine on a-accident."

She skipped 4 rows of people people who may have had pencils to ask Naruto for one? Hmmm...

And when I walked in I could have sworn she was writing something. Hmmm...

WAIT!

Was that pencil snapping sound I heard when I first called Naruto "Naruto-sama" her? Why would she break her pencil though?

Hmmmmmmm...Best not to jump to conclusions...

You are a mystery Hinata. One I will figure out eventually.

"Sure Hinata." Naruto said giving her a pencil.

"T-Thank you. I overheard you were having stomach pains. Maybe you should not eat things because they look good. Everything isn't meant for you Naruto-kun." Did her eyes cut to me just now?

And what does she mean?

"Thanks Hinata. Ill take your advice." Naruto said.

Naruto is clueless as whats going on. I sense something off about this whole conversation. It feels wrong. Her lack of stuttering worries me.

Hinata smiles at Naruto then smiles at me.

For some unexplainable reason I am slightly fearful of that smile. She began walking to her seat.

This whole morning has been weird.

"Alright class settle down." Iruka-sensei said walking in the classroom. Hold on who is that behind sensei?

"We have a new student joining us today." said Iruka pointing to the young red headed girl who followed him - WAIT!

Oh dear God.

I Know who that is.

"YOU!" Naruto shouted standing up pointing at the new girl.

"hehe Long time no see shit head." She said smiling smugly.

"Oh? You know Naruto?" Sensei asked the girl.

"I met him yesterday at a ramen place." She answered.

"Good. Then it will be easy for you to fit in and make friends here. Introduce yourself."

"You got it old man."

I noticed Iruka flinch.

"My name is Tayuya Uzumaki. Nice to meet all of you assholes." She said grinning.

Uzumaki? The same name as Naruto? This is big big news. I glance at him

His eyes were wide and he stopped moving.

Oh Naruto. I can only imagine what you're going through. A potential family member after a lifetime of lonliness.

AN- LONG TIME NO SEE GUYS. REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED. I BET NOBODY SAW UZUMAKI TAYUYA COMING.

ALSO I WANT THE FANS TO DECIDE. SHOULD INO BE ON TEAM 7 OR TEAM 10? I WAS LEANING TOWARD TEAM 7 BUT THAT MAY SEEM TO CLICHE. REVIEW YOUR OPINION PLEASE

BTW SORRY IF THIS ONE WASNT AS FUNNY AS THE OTHERS BUT I FOUND MYSELF HAVING TO WRITE ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE THIS CHAPTER. MORE COMEDY WILL COME LATER. I ALSO TYPED THIS ON MY PHONE JUST SO YOU KNOW