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"HAPPY BIRTYDAY NARU-SHITHEAD!" Tayuya exclaimed while hugging her cousin.

"THANKS TAYUYA YOU ASSHOLE!" Naruto was ecstatic to return the hug.

"H-Happy birthday Naruto-kun."

"THANKS HINATA!" Naruto then glomped Hinata. "That plant you gave me yesterday is beautiful 'tebayo!"

Hinata returned the hug as best as she could while trying to remain conscious.

"Ok dumbass. You can let her go now."

"Hehe my bad."

Currently Our favorite 2 Uzumaki's and our fav outwardly shy Hyuuga are spending time inside of Our resident Jinchuuriki's house.

"Tayuya thanks for the gift. Its awesome." Naruto said holding a pair of brand new Blue Goggles similar to the green ones he had.

"No problem. I figured you would like something like that."

"You figured right. I'm gonna wear it every day. Its so badass."

"Na-Naruto-kun...When do you want to cut your cake?"

"We can cut it when Ino gets here Hinata."

"O-ok. Hopefully she gets here soon Naruto-kun." Hinata said smiling at the blonde.

"I would think the other blonde shit head would have been the first one here."

'I wonder whats keeping her.' thought Naruto.

"M-maybe she went to the Kyuubi festival instead." offered Hinata as an idea.

"Pfft. I doubt Ino would miss my idiot of a cousins birthday for anything."

"Yeah. Ino and I have become kinda close now since shes my slave . I know she wouldnt miss her master's special day." If only Naruto 100 percent believed what he said was true.

Growing up alone and hated you tend to develop trust issues. Sometimes people would pretend to be Naruto's friend so they could later prank him as a cruel joke. So it's no surprise that thoughts of Ino suddenly not wanting to be his friend would enter his line of thinking.

"BAH! Lets play a game while we wait."

"Yea thats a great idea. What kinda game though?"

"Already got that covered Tayuya-teme." began Naruto pulling a deck of black and red cards out of his pocket. "This game is called UNO." Naruto said smiling evilly.


Ok so attempt to escape number 17 failed miserably. Who knew my dad was such an amazing freaking ninja?

It takes a master level ninja to see through my "make a break for the entrance of the house as fast as i can" plan.

"Ino is a boy really worth you disobeying your parents?" My dad asked from standing in my doorway.

Not just any boy dad. Naruto Uzumaki is definitely worth it.

"But dad today's his birthday!"

"I'm well aware of what today is."

"So why can't I go bring him his gift?"

"Because you're grounded."

"But whyyyyyyy?"

"He is trouble Ino. Trust me."

Why the hell does hanging with Naruto get this kind of reaction out of my parents? You would think Naruto Killed Roger. D. Ace or something the way my parents treat him.

"Why is he trouble?" I gotta know why every adult seems to be so offended by Naruto's presence.

"It's complicated. Just listen to us without question for once Ino. Don't try to escape again." My dad said as he left my room and closed my door.

I'm being held prisoner in my own room.

I feel like rapunzel with even more fabulous hair.

How in the hucking fell did my mom find out about Naruto? Every time I go over my foot steps up to this point, I cant find anytime I slipped up and gave any idea as to my friendship with Naruto.

It doesn't make sense.

Someone must have told her...but who?

Who would benefit from her knowing?

Who would my mom believe easily?

Who knows about my friendship with Naruto though? Not even that kind of info is known in the academy.

Of course in this ninja society anyone could uncover anything.

While Im here Tayuya and Naruto are probably having the time of their lives.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Hinata was hanging around Naruto. Not after that fucking assault she calls a hug yesterday...

WAIT A MINUTE!

Hinata obviously has feelings for Naruto!

Oh my God how could I have been so stupid?! She obviously has a lot to gain for me not being around Naruto!

This revelation hit me like a ton of bricks.

Like kaidou's club hit luffy's face.

She probably took me hanging around Naruto as a sign of me being interested in him.

Well she's not wrong...

But would she tell my mom on me to get me to stay home?

I wouldnt put it passed the girl...

She would get quality time with Naruto. All the time she wanted...

Doing Kami knows what...

With no parental supervision...

I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE AND SAVE NARUTO FROM THAT HARLOT!


"Skip you, Draw two, Draw four, Draw two more, Draw four more, reverse, UNO, Draw four more, UNO OUT ya bastard!" Tayuya said as she slammed cards down on the table.

"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO GOOD?! I JUST TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"

Hinata giggled at Naruto's outburst.

"You just fucking suck."

"Whatever..."

"Anyway when the hell is girl shithead getting here?"

At the mention of the missing Yamanaka Naruto's aura changed. A frown grew on his normally happy face.

"I don't know...I hope she's ok 'tebayo..."

Hinata stood up abruptly. "I need to go."

"Huh? Thats kind of sudden. Everything ok?" Tayuya asked.

Hinata smiled nervously. "Yes. I just remembered I have to do something for my sister. I'll be back as soon as possible." She said walking to the door.

"Oh um. Ok. Be safe Hinata-chan."

she turned back and smiled a brillaintly cute smile. "Oh I will Naruto-kun. Thank you for being so caring." She then left through the door.

Naruto blushed at such a cute face.

"Check out the pearly whites on her."

"Yea her eyes look really cool."

"...You dumbass."


Ok...so first Im gonna pretend to go to downstairs, then trip and tumble down the stairs and all the way out the door.

This plan is fucking fool proof.

TICK TICK!

Nani the fuck?

There's something knocking at my window.

Upon closer inspection there is a person behind my window.

IT MUST BE NARUTO COMING TO CHECK ON HIS BELOVED SLAVE!

Let me unlatch the locks. I open up the window to greet my Master.

He jumps through the window as if being chased by something.

His beige coat is kinda dirty.

His short navy blue hair is tangled too.

hang on...

Naruto doesnt wear a beige coat...

or have Navy blue hair...

"Hinata!?"

Said girl leveled a gaze at me that I would never in a million years think could come from her face.

It was practically a glare.

"What are you doing here?"

"I should be asking you that Yamanaka."


AN- THE QUIET BEFORE THE STORM IS WHAT THIS CHAPTER IS LOL

I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN IN REGARDS TO HINATA AND INO.

PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER:

"Naruto-Kun is mine and will always be mine. You understanding this is Key to you having an easy life."

"I don't think you understand what exactly "crazy for Naruto" truly is."

"Oh but I do. Remember how all those Kids used to bully Naruto-kun?"

"Yea what about them?"

"Ever wonder what happened to those kids?"

"They all got hurt in...a...acciden.t...Oh...Oh God."

That sweet adorable smile never left her face this whole conversation.

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