The ninja world is full of mysteries and surprises.
But things like that are common to us due to our lifestyle
However the really really big mysteries and surprises are the ones that deserve mention.
Like is the legend of the Sage of Six Paths real?
Is there really an immortal ninja cult that worships a demon?
Was there ever a skinny Akimichi?
How in the fook did Hinata keep such a bat shit insane personality hidden from everyone.
Questions like these could keep a ninja wondering for a life time.
" Remember to act your part Yamanaka."
"Of course I Will Nata."
"Don't call me that."
Im going to make her name different every chance I get.
Why?
Cuz Fuck you, Naruto is mine. Thats why.
"Sure sure Whatever Hinatata."
"Don't call me that either."
She jumped back out the window after she said this.
Ok so Now all I have to do is wait for Insane hyuuga girl to do her part.
I still cant get over this new Hinata. Its like shes been lying to everyone her whole life about who she really is.
I mean...I kinda did the same...
But Hinata is crazy. The REAL Hinata is crazy. She has no limits when it comes to Naruto.
I mean i dont either...
WE AREN'T SIMILAR DAMNIT
"INO YAMANAKA COME DOWN HERE THIS INSTANCE!"
Well well well. Looks like Hinata got started
I stared at the shy Young Hyuuga girl standing outside the front door. She couldnt even meet my gaze.
"This nice young Hyuuga girl is having Etiquette classes and her care taker says its better if she has a friend while she learns. The only person she thought of with great standing is ours."
Hinata looks so shy here. Where is that insane glint in her eyes when she was in my room?
Oh shes such a good actress. That damn liar.
"But mom i dont wanna go to etiquette class. That sounds so lame." I said playing my part.
It really does sound lame. I mean imagine going to a class and learning how to behave.
I'd rather headbutt Sakura and suffer the consequences.
"NO BUTTS YOUNG LADY! THIS CLASS SHOULD TEACH YOU HOW TO ACT LIKE A PROPER CLAN HEIRESS."
Damn mom.
Can you please not be a cliché Shallow mom who only cares about status and cant think objectively and probably will ultimately Get involved in a terrible situation in this fic?
"A-Ano...I would b-be most grateful Ino-san."
God i hate this whole shy non killer act.
Hinata said all this while still staring at the ground.
11 times outta 10 she has her Byakugan active.
"But Mooooom I have so much to do-"
"NO!"
Boom. I win.
"You goddam cheese haired dick head, you're supposed to pour the milk in before the cereal."
"ARE YOU INSANE TAYUYA? HOW THE F-"
I heard this as Hinata opened the door to Naruto-sama's
"I found Ino Naruto-kun."
Hinata smiled a little too hard saying his name.
Hmm i dont like that. Time to one up her.
I move her out my way and dash forward
"OH NARUTO-SAMA HOW IVE MISSED YOU!"
I then glomped the fuck outta him.
God if i die right here that would be just fine.
Naruto's arms would be the perfect casket.
Hinata's jealous face would be the last thing i saw and I'm fine with that. In fact i Welcome it.
Man being a child soldier has really messed up my head
AN - AND ANOTHER CHAPTER IS HEREREVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON ITALSO WHO CAN GUESS WHAT PLAN AMI AND SAKURA HAVE AND WHAT TEAM ORDER I HAVE PLANNED